The king of the river is really good, I used the excuse of taking maternity leave to leave temporarily in front of him without the slightest hesitation to approve, and even told me to give me a salary, reimbursement of fares, post station reception along the way, etc., so that I had a spring breeze feeling at that time - after a period of getting along, I found that the king of the boat is actually quite principled, and there are certain rules for treating people and doing things, which can be summarized simply as these four:

Treat comrades as warm as spring, work as hot as summer, individualism as autumn wind sweeping away leaves, and enemies as cruel and ruthless as winter...... Apart from him, where can I find such a good person worthy of my clear youth?

The true portrayal of my heart at that moment is: If I were not the executor of the Legendary World of the Gods, my buddy would definitely help Shang Fa Zhou, and even if the two didn't help each other, they would have to pull the strings - this also explains why Jiang Ziya was besieged by the Three Mountains and Five Mountains and Scattered Immortals in the first place, if there was no support from behind the Jade Void Palace, he would have turned off the fire a long time ago. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

These are all gossip, let's talk less, just say that after asking for leave, I immediately took Ren Xiaoyan, Time and Space Chicken, Wolverine, and Pandora to embark on a journey to Xiqi to save people.

Then we saw a small mountain village......

Seeing the mountain village has been more than 20 days after we left Chaoge, at that time, people were sleepy and tired, and the most important thing was that because no one had much experience, so the food plan was not well, and it had been completely cut off a few days ago, and only relied on Wolverine to make some wild barbecue every day to satisfy his hunger, and he was almost crying when he ate everything!

I know, when it comes to barbecue, you must think of golden, yellow-orange-orange, oily, stained with cumin, chili noodles, salt, pepper, etc. barbecue, a bite down the oil, a feast of barbecue, but unfortunately we are not - when you go out, who thought of this, not to mention that the seasoning is not even the salt can only be lightly sprinkled with a meaning, biting the mouth is similar to chewing oil residue, three or five days of barbecue to eat we are about to vomit, so as to cause all kinds of sequelae - for example, The acne on Ren Xiaoyan's face grew, and she was so shocked that she swore that she would never touch the barbecue again; It's been five days since the time chicken is constipated, and his belly is almost as swollen as a toad, and every time he drinks water, I worry about whether he can't help but squirt out of his mouth; Wolverine stuffed his teeth every time he chewed the meat, forcing him to pry his teeth out with his claws to get back comfortably, but he also had sequelae, and every time he ate in the future, he knocked all his teeth cleanly and neatly, and then slowly regrew them......

It is conceivable that the feeling we feel when we see the small village is the most popular word for modern people to describe it - a shock to the tiger's body! Yes, we all shook our bodies and drove away in the carriage with shouts and screams.

We parked at the head of the village and walked in, maybe because the young people went to work in the field during the day, so the people left in the village were old and weak, women and children, and saw that there were people who came to hide in the house, we looked at each other strangely and didn't know what to do, and finally Ren Xiaoyan had the courage to find the old man sitting at the door just now and knocked on the door: "Uncle, open the door, uncle, we are not bad people......

There was no movement even after shouting a few times, Uncle Wolf couldn't help it, and raised his voice to howl: "If you don't open it again, I'll slam the door!" ”

There were a few ping-pong sounds in the room, and the pane was lifted a little, revealing a trembling old man's face: "You, what do you want to do?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said politely: "Uncle, we are not bad people, we are all very ordinary sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes - passing by here, the food has run out, so I want to buy some, I don't know where is it convenient for you, uncle?" ”

"Jiang, Jianghu children?" Uncle suddenly said: "I know, I know, don't you just go to the rivers and lakes to sell art and medicine, I used to be ......" "Really, uncle, that's great!" Ren Xiaoyan said happily: "Then you should know that we are not bad people, right?" ”

The old man smiled awkwardly: "That's definitely not." But he didn't open the door, or he stuck his head in the window lattice and talked to us: "What is the matter with your children?" ”

"Hey, you just listened to the first half?" The time and space chicken rushed to speak: "Didn't you hear us buying food?" ”

"Buying food? Oh, I heard it, I heard it......" The uncle hurriedly said: "Everyone is a daughter of the rivers and lakes, and they should be in the same boat, and you should be looking for me when there is no food-"

Listening to the drama, the space-time chicken suddenly frowned at me: "Okay! Now there is food to eat. ”

The uncle coughed twice and continued to finish the half-section he had just finished speaking: "--I can tell you how I came hungry when I had no food, you can learn from it!" ”

We: "-!!"

"Forget it, let's change it," Ren Xiaoyan whispered: "This old man is probably wrong here!" She held out her finger and gestured to her head, and we all nodded in agreement: "Do you need to talk about this?" ”

At this moment, Pandora, who had been looking at the street thoughtfully, said coldly: "They must have regarded us as bandits, so they didn't dare to show up, no matter how many houses we changed, it would be the same." ”

"So what do you say?" I hesitated and said, "I really can't just take it, right?" ”

"No way!" Ren Xiaoyan immediately became anxious: "Isn't this a robbery?" She glared at me angrily: "Why bother, how can you bear to rob these simple mountain people, they recruit you and provoke you, you will rob - in order to eat yourself and rob others, is your brain broken?" ”

"I'm not going to say it, and it's just an idea that hasn't been implemented......"

"I can't think about it, I'm not done with you when I talk about this kind of bastard in the future!" Ren Xiaoyan said angrily: "You must be kind!" ”

"Okay, I got it!" I casually agreed, and then asked everyone helplessly: "What should you do, but if you can't do it, go back to eat barbecue?" ”

Everyone, including Ren Xiaoyan, showed embarrassment on their faces, Pandora shook her head and stretched out her hand to point into the distance: "Why don't we go where to try?" There was a figure in their house, there should be someone, but they never came out, I guess they didn't see us enter the village, maybe they could buy some. ”

Time and Space Chicken hurriedly said: "Forget it, let me go this time - first deceive the door open and then say to buy food, I have already thought of a way." ”

We were skeptical, "Can you do it?" ”

The time and space chicken swore and patted his chest: "Don't worry......" "Don't shoot, don't shoot!" Together, we stopped him: "Shoot you again and spit it out of your mouth!" ”

Pandora's words were indeed right, this family was at the back of the village, the entrance of the village happened to be blocked by a big locust tree, and it was far away from the other houses, and it must not have known that we had entered the village - we walked lightly to the door, and the time and space chicken took a deep breath, and then knocked heavily on the door a few times: "Donor, donor......"

At the same time as we knocked on the door, we heard a man's gasp and a woman's chirping in the room, which often, usually, most of the time represented only one situation, that is, there was a crackling inside, and this was confirmed from the side as the knocking of the time chicken's door died down - and then, we heard a rough but gasping man's voice inside, "Who, you don't know the I'm busy, and you come knocking on the door?" ”

Time and Space Chicken stubbornly said: "The poor monk is a monk passing by, and I ...... in broad daylight" It is estimated that this girl means to explain that she doesn't know that someone stays at home in broad daylight, and knocking on the door is just an unintentional mistake, who knows that before the words are finished, the inside suddenly bursts into anger and scolds - it is not this man who scolds, but a woman!

"Shameless monk, I've heard of turning fate into rice and money, but I've never heard of turning this into this - you get out of the old lady, otherwise the old lady will beat you to death!"

We turned our heads to face the space-time chicken together and sighed, "...... Should! ”

…… We tried several more, but unexpectedly all of them were closed, and even two of them didn't make a sound at all, so we had no choice but to go back to the village and prepare to leave - forget it, just eat barbecue, at least we have to eat and not die of hunger, and it would be good to hold on for a few more days to Xiqi Realm......

When we arrived at the village, hey, although the carriage was still there, the things on the carriage had been moved, and even the two horses pulling the cart had been taken away, and a line of horseshoe prints on the ground pointed directly to the village, and it was self-evident who did it!

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then I said blankly: "Uh, Xiaoyan, what do you say about this?" ”

"What should I do, find it for me!" Ren Xiaoyan was so anxious that she stomped her feet: "Go and find it, find it!" Let's see who stole our things, and if you don't admit it, you will set fire to my house, and if you don't admit it, you will be arrested! ”

We: "Didn't you just say you want to be kind?" ”

"Am I stupid?" Ren Xiaoyan shouted: "Damn, you have to force me to be savage!" ”

As soon as Ren Xiaoyan gave this order, we immediately rushed towards the village like a pack of wild wolves that had escaped the reins, and rushed towards the village with great interest, but at this time, there was a sudden noise in the village, followed by a group of young people with hoes, flat poles, and wooden sticks rushing from the back of the village, their eyes were more ruthless than we looked at, and as soon as we looked at it, we heard someone shouting inside: "Go on, shoot these foreign guys!" ”

"Grab the light, grab the light......" The young people in the village responded violently, rushing towards us like a tide!

"This village is too simple, we have to say it first, what a good person!" I sighed and said to Wolverine simply and clearly: "Uncle Wolf, it's all up to you!" ”

Wolverine's face twitched twice, and he roared to the sky, followed by six sharp blades that came out of the top of his fist, and rushed up to the crowd like a whirlwind, so fast that he couldn't see anyone at all, only the flying snow and bright knife light could be seen - the young man on the opposite side was constantly being put down like cutting wheat, but most of it was overturned in an instant!

This scene completely frightened the people of the village, and a voice roared like a pig, with hysterical madness and terrifying fear: "Quick, quick, call the king, call the king!" ”

Whoosh -

A bright light suddenly burst out of the crowd into the air, exploded and turned into a long and thin thing, and at the same time, the voice just now howled desperately in his throat: "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops come to meet - the king helps!" ”