How funny it was, a female driver we didn't know helped us snatch a fucking cock, and you'd want to know why, too—so we didn't rush to get out of the car and let her take it home when we explained the ins and outs. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The corners of the female driver's mouth under the sunglasses rose slightly, and she said playfully: "No, you're really not in a hurry for me?" ”

Brother Simon sat behind and continued to be cold with the space-time chicken in his arms, I turned around and only exchanged glances with Lo Lixi and Xiao Zhuanfeng, and then turned around, and said blankly: "Seriously, you do look a little familiar, but I just can't remember it - uh, you and my ex-girlfriend are a bit alike!" ”

The female driver's tone suddenly turned cold: "I'm your ex-girlfriend!" ”

The others glared together: "...... Belch! ”

I instantly went crazy and said, "No, why am I not impressed at all?" "At this moment, I completely connected my experience with this incident: could it be that something happened when I traveled back in time to find Ma Liang last time, so my memory is so far away from reality, and I don't even remember such a beautiful girlfriend...... ! What kind of rhythm is this!?

The female driver shrugged, and suddenly showed a smile and said, "Lie to you!" ”

Now I was even more surprised than before: "Well, if you say that, then you have no reason to help us deal with your mother!" ”

"Don't talk about my mother, even if it's not you and someone else, I'll help me today - this broken chicken can make my mother miserable, everyone thinks she is a madman with hysteria, and you are the first to do it, otherwise I have to stew the chicken today!"

The space-time chicken trembled violently, and drilled into the arms of the snow blowing towards the west gate, and we also suddenly said: "You are doing this for a long time!" ”

"Yes, but not all!" The girl smiled and took her eyes off again, turned her face to look at me: "You take a good look at my ......" "Don't mind, you better watch the road!" I hurriedly said, "We're almost a hundred yards!" ”

The female driver muttered, "What's that, one hundred and two, I've also played with selfies...... and then asked, "I really don't remember?" ”

Judging from her familiarity and affirmative tone, this girl really had contact with us, and I couldn't help but hesitate: "Why don't you give us a start?" ”

The female driver glanced at me helplessly: "Do you remember 5,000 yuan?" ”

I instantly remembered: "Oh, it turns out that you are the girl who was touched in the twenty-fourth chapter!" ”

The female driver said happily: "How forgetful the nobles, I thought I was very beautiful and memorable, who knew that you wouldn't be able to eat here......" "No, no, didn't I think you wouldn't play?" I hurriedly distinguished: "Now you use cutouts, who knows that you will show your face and show your real person!" ”

The girl ignored my nonsense and said directly: "Thank you for what happened last time," and turned her head after speaking: "Thank you too!" ”

Brother Simon covered the time and space chicken without saying a word, tilted his head to the side and did not speak, Lolita also stared out the window attentively, only Xiao Zhuanfeng showed a good-natured smirk, the girl turned her face and continued to face me: "Make a friend, my name is Lu Xiaoxiao, what about you?" ”

"My name is He Bi," I casually turned my hand over from the side of my head and pointed back: "Oh, my distant niece He Ruoxi, cousin He Zuanfeng, and my godbrother Ximen." ”

Lu Xiaoxiao turned his face and shouted at the back: "Your kung fu is good, He Zuanfeng, ancestral, right?" ”

Xiao Zhuanfeng sighed with a confused face, and I could only interject: "What, it was Simon who saved you." ”

"Oh, mistaken!" Lu Xiaoxiao suddenly realized, hey, and shouted at Brother Simon: "Why don't you speak, little friend?" Don't like to deal with people or do you have a favorite little girl at school? ”

Brother Simon glanced at her coldly, with a cold light in his eyes, Lu Xiaoxiao turned his head a little embarrassed: "Children don't like to talk!" ”

"I'm in a bad mood, I heard that I'm going to go to school like this," I could only round the field: "Don't bother with him, just let him stay by himself." ”

Lu Xiaoxiao suddenly became interested: "Go to school? What school did he go to? ”

"A little," I could only bring out the words of the old lady from the last time: "It's just these two days!" ”

"What a coincidence!" Lu Xiaoxiao said excitedly: "I'm a little teacher, what grade is he?" ”

I tried to remember what the old lady had said: "First grade, huh? ”

"I'm a first-grade teacher!"

I was speechless, "You mean we just hit you, right?" ”

For the first time, I deeply felt the malice of modern society towards children - only six or seven years old, you have to be familiar with Tang poetry, can count, can write, and preferably know all about four books, five classics, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting - and even said that some primary schools not only have to test children but also parents, the Ministry of Education hangs you so much?!

In the end, Lu Xiaoxiao also called to check the list of schools, as expected, Simon Brother was really listed, the time of the entrance exam is tomorrow, and the person who got off the bus told me: "You must come tomorrow!" ”

I waved my hand helplessly to agree, and a group of people stood at the entrance of the alley to watch White Ford leave, and Simon threw the space-time chicken to the ground, and said directly: "You promised, I didn't say it." After saying that, he turned around and left, and abandoned me directly.

I grabbed my hair and struggled: "Don't mind, buddy, aren't you playing with me-how can I explain where the old lady is in Wogua, do you know how big a crime it is to affect the community to receive rice and oil?" ”

"Your business."

Brother Simon was drifting away, and I yelled at his back in despair: "Do it and cherish it!" ”

…… No one paid attention to me, Lori passed by me while teaching the god chicken, Xiao Zhuanfeng chased after me without squinting, leaving me to walk slowly in, and pulled two leaflets from under the sign of "the world's first baking stall" on the wall, one of which was 'specializing in the treatment of various X diseases', and the other was 'professional certification'.

The decoration work of the kebab stall is going very well, and the fat pig yellow has been completely transferred by Ren Xiaoyan to be the manager, as soon as he saw me, he ran over happily, beat his back with smoke, and handed me a message: "Brother, adults don't remember villains, if I did something wrong in the past, you will take care of it, I will definitely run your store well, don't worry!" ”

I said casually: "It doesn't matter, the past is all floating clouds - it's just that someone in my family has a life, do you see if it's ......"

Fat Pig Huang's face was embarrassed: "With the courtesy, I will definitely be with the courtesy," he quickly changed his smiling appearance, and his mouth almost didn't touch my face: "How do you write the congratulatory post?" ”

"My chicken is born, write as much as you like!" I didn't change my face and said: "You also know about laying eggs, every day, sometimes it's better to be in a good mood...... You can do it! ”

The fat pig Huang was embarrassed, crying and mourning: "Brother He, I was wrong......"

Looking at the appearance of the fat pig yellow, I suddenly had a feeling of raising my eyebrows - is this the legendary Dafa of pretending to be forced to slap the face, novels must have this set, and now I finally use it!

This horizontal slash makes me feel very good, go fucking to read, Brother Simon really can't forget it, am I guilty of tossing myself? I decided that everything was right, I couldn't help but pat the back of the fat pig Huang, waved my hand and said, "Just kidding, Manager Huang, don't take it seriously, haha, haha!" ”

Fat Pig Huang squeezed out a smile at this time, hahaha accompanied me a few times, and by the way, he reached out to wipe the sweat on his forehead, it seemed that he was really scared enough.

I hummed a little song and went upstairs, but Ren Xiaoyan, who was busy with everyone, didn't come back, and took the opportunity to lie on the bed to rest, but before he could close his eyes, Xiang Shaolong rushed in, and hurriedly pulled me: "Why help me take a look, I can't do it here." ”

"Huh?" I was pulled by him to the next ass press the stool, only to find that there was a QQ screen in front of me, a girl's information was being opened, the screen name is 'moon', and there is a label below 'Uncle Control', I said inexplicably: "What does this mean?" ”

Xiang Shaolong rubbed his hands and said, "Hehe, teach me." ”

"Teach you...... Okay, what do you want! ”

Xiang Shaolong said: "Didn't you say yesterday that I should be asked to pick up girls on the Internet, so I found a suitable one, aren't I just an uncle-I just want to know, how can I implicitly and tactfully let the girl know that I want to soak her, but I can't waste the mood?" ”

I thought about it, and simply changed his screen name to 'Mingming', and told him: "Okay, it's okay now, you can talk to her." ”

"Really?" Xiang Shaolong was puzzled: "It's that simple? Why can't I see it? ”

"Cultural differences, how can you, a ninety-year-old person, understand our two-thousand-year-old thoughts-that's right, you go, she knows that you want to tease her, but I don't care if people want to do it or not!"

"Then I'll try!" Xiang Shaolong sat on the stool and sent a message: "Hey, let's talk?" ”

I was not happy at first glance: "How can you do this?" casually deleted the words he typed and changed the sentence: "Is the sister dating?" ”

Ding dong!

In less than ten seconds, the girl added Xiang Shaolong's QQ, and then replied with a sentence: "Who are you, what do you want to do?" ”

I replied, "Yes! ”

"Think of a - what do you mean by that name?"

"You should understand!" I smiled and continued for Xiang Shaolong: "Am I going straight to the point?" ”

The girl waited for a moment before replying, and said, "Send me the photo." ”

Xiang Shaolong's eyes and I suddenly lit up: "There is a play!" Without saying a word, he immediately took a photo with his mobile phone and sent it over, but the girl quickly replied: "Only those who are handsome are called uncles, and you are called uncles - bye bye!" ”

Then the head disappeared from the contact person in a flash, leaving only me and Xiang Shaolong looking at each other: "Uh, I guess you are too ugly." ”

Xiang Shaolong rushed and said: "What kind of eyes, am I not handsome like this?" ”

I could only comfort him: "Little fresh meat is popular now, you kind of ...... Ahem, it's really outdated," but I immediately added: "It's okay, let's look for it again - look at how appropriate this is, how poetic the name 'Sorrow' is - it's her, you try again!" ”

Saying that, I changed his name to 'Wind' and quickly gave way: "You come to play, call me again if you have something." ”

Before he could speak, I had already turned around and returned to my room, and as soon as I closed the door, I heard Xiang Shaolong's howl like killing a pig: "Why bother, she scolded me for being a hooligan - why!" ”

"Click on the song above the moon and listen to it!" I fell on the bed and laughed heartlessly: "There is a classic sentence in it - the wind dries the sorrow!" ”