We returned to the room with a full meal and teeth, looking for a bed, I was about to say that I would find a bed to arrange for Xiang Shaolong to deal with for a night, when the King of the Warm Pot came in from the outside with an arrow step, and said impatiently: "There is news!" ”

I was dazed and said, "Who?" ”

"Time and space chicken," Li Jing said eagerly: "I know where it is-" As he spoke, he took out a mobile phone from his pocket, swiped and pulled out a news, opened it at one point, and immediately appeared A close-up of the time and space chicken being held firmly in his arms, as the camera gradually pulled away, the middle-aged woman holding it gradually revealed the whole picture - the voiceover kept ringing during the whole process: ...... According to Aunt Chen, who lives in XX Street XX household, the chicken she stumbled upon was actually able to speak, so we immediately rushed to the scene, but unfortunately, the chicken did not say a word from the beginning to the end, and even crowed, but looking at Aunt Chen's sworn appearance, we doubted again: Is Aunt Chen hallucinating, or is there really a chicken in our world that can speak? Here's what the experts have to say......"

All of us were shocked: ", this girl has been discovered!" ”

"What should I do?" Li Jing was so anxious that he stomped his feet: "She must be rescued, otherwise she must be dissected......" He turned around and asked me in a hurry, and was a little stunned when he saw my expression clearly: "Why aren't you in a hurry?" ”

"I think about it, don't worry," I thought very seriously for a moment, then turned around and asked Lorixi, "Are you sure you can't travel through time and space with his corpse?" ”

Lorixi: "......"

Others: "......"

I sighed and said helplessly, "Since we can't help it, then we can only try to save it!" ”

According to the usual practice, I will definitely take Lolixi, Xiao Zuanfeng, and Ximen to blow snow when I go out to run errands, in addition to ensuring my safety, I can also get together to play mahjong on the table if I have time, but now I can't - Ren Xiaoyan followed up familiarly, "I'll go with you." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"This meeting is not suitable for you," I waved my hand: "Do you think, how many chickens can talk, can the old lady give us simply?" Maybe you have to steal, maybe you have to rob ...... Don't get involved in this kind of thing! ”

"Virtue!" Ren Xiaoyan glanced at me: "You think too much, I'm really not interested in getting involved in your, and going out with you is just preparing to go home to say goodbye, do you understand?" ”

"Then you might as well take a taxi yourself," I was convinced, "Don't you see a car that can't sit down......

Without waiting for Ren Xiaoyan to speak, Lolita raised her hand to the side of the street with the little drill wind Ximen Blowing Snow, followed by a car in front of her, and greeted me at the same time: "Then let's go first, you two take your time!" ”

I had no choice but to follow her into another taxi, Ren Xiaoyan's smug expression was overflowing, I sulked for a long time before saying, "Why did you buy them?" ”

"Simple," Ren Xiaoyan smiled and said, "Other people's salaries are all before, and they are five thousand - do you say they listen to you or to me?" ”

"You're doing this!" I frantically said, "It's all my money!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said calmly: "What's yours is mine, what's mine is still mine...... Is there anything wrong with using your money to buy them? ”

I could only helplessly say, "Then what's mine?" ”

"I'm yours!" Ren Xiaoyan smiled like a flower: "Such a big beauty is your girlfriend, isn't it enough for you to stink?" ”

……

My destination is Beidou Alley, the distance is not far away, but it is not close, God knows how the time and space chicken got to that place. Ren Xiaoyan did not follow as she said, but got off the car in the middle of the road, it seems that it should be a Volkswagen 4S store, I see inexplicable but I don't have time to ask more, I can only tell the driver to rush to the destination, to the place to see that they have already arrived, is a person holding a bottle of Coke to drink, seeing me get off the car Xiaozuanfeng smoothly stuffed me with a bottle: "I bought." ”

I nodded, ignored him and asked the other two, "Did you find the old lady?" ”

Ximen Blowing Snow pointed far away: "Oh, it's the one on the square - what should we do, do we steal or rob directly?" ”

I was taken aback: "Don't mind, what can you do with robbing this daylight, don't save the time and space chicken and put you in...... Don't worry, I'll talk about it! ”

I looked up to the square while twisting the bottle cap, a group of old men and old ladies surrounded by a cheongsam, hairpin on his head and face with powder, it can be seen that he is waiting for the reporter's interview at any time, and the one in his hand is the poor time and space chicken, from her careful and vigilant expression, it is estimated that she will not take off the toilet, which really makes me worried......

Lolita analyzed from my expression: "What do you think?" ”

"It's hard to get!" I frowned and said: "I didn't see the old lady's eyes, it must be that the courtyard guards the door, usually a bunch of people play mahjong at the door, but the vigilance can be high, whether the visitor is a small merchant or a chicken or a dog can be seen at a glance," I pondered for a moment and took out my mobile phone: "You wait, I see if there are any tricks on the Internet that can fool the old man and the old lady, see if I can fool her lame!" ”

Xiao Zhuanfeng said impulsively: "You might as well grab it directly!" Big brother, if it really doesn't work, let me try! ”

I skeptical, "You're not stupid, are you?" ”

"Ahem, big brother, you really don't know what I'm capable of!" Xiao Zhuanfeng pulled up his trouser leg and gestured: "I have measured it a few days ago, and my running speed is really fast - sixty miles, sixty miles, do you know?" It's almost faster than the speed of the battery car! ”

"Have you talked to Li Jing recently?" I was instantly dissatisfied: "Ya is more nose than a dog, you are faster than a battery car, right?" I kicked me off: "Get out, don't embarrass me here!" ”

"What then?" Xiao Zhuanfeng said helplessly: "You can't steal, you can't rob, you can't really watch the time and space chicken being guarded by the old lady all the time, right?" What if this grandson can't help but speak, it's really an autopsy! ”

I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't find a trick that could be really useful and had no sequelae, and finally I could only take a risk, risking the world's disapproval - I gritted my teeth and said ruthlessly: "People are forced out!" ”

The servants were stunned for a moment, and Xiao Zhuanfeng said cautiously: "Big brother, have you forgotten to have a caesarean section?"

Me: "......"

After being confused, I put away the four people's mobile phones and began to lay out the plan: "Brother Simon, you stay, you two follow me, and you can do whatever I want when the time comes...... As long as the space-time chicken gets rid of it, Brother Simon, you will take it away immediately, and we will arrive later! ”

Xiao Zhuanfeng said excitedly: "Big brother, have you finally figured it out?" ”

Lolita was surprised: "You don't want to fight with open fire, do you?" ”

Only Brother Simon nodded calmly, but half of the watermelon knife was revealed from his sleeve - uh, I really didn't notice this kid playing with this thing recently!

I won't say much, I took them to the square, and stood in a zigzag not far from the old man and the old lady, and then counted one, two, three, and suddenly turned on the four mobile phones at the same time, and suddenly a melodious voice resounded around the square:

"You're my little apple, I can't love you too much......"

As I sang, I waved my hands and twisted them, babbling in my mouth and starting to make a beat, my buttocks flicked, my legs swung and swayed, and the whole person began to swing like a convulsive chicken...... Lolita changed color and said, "You actually dance a square dance?" ”

"Quick, let's get high!" I waved my hand at them, "Come on, hurry up - do you still want to save the time chicken?" ”

Lolita looked around and hesitated, "But ......"

"If you don't come again, I'll leave!" I was extremely dissatisfied and said, "What the hell is your family business?!" ”

Lori gritted her teeth fiercely, and began to twist with me, and Xiao Zuanfeng also joined our team with a sad face, and we waved our hands together: "Hey! Then they shook their butts together: "Ha! ”……

The trick I made with such a big face really worked, and the old man and the old lady couldn't stand it with the singing, and within five minutes someone had already begun to join us, and slowly gathered more and more, and in ten minutes or so, a square dance phalanx had gathered in the square, and the old man and old lady followed my footsteps and chanted Rockn'Roll together......

At first, the old lady could bear it, but as everyone became more and more hilarious, and people kept cordially greeting her, 'stand you paralyzed, come here', and finally couldn't help it, and slowly moved her steps to join our team - seeing this opportunity, I shouted loudly:

"How are you friends from the East?"

Xiao Zhuanfeng pulled his throat and shouted, "Okay! Lori was stunned, but immediately understood what I meant, and immediately got ready......

"How are you friends from the West?"

Lolita Xiao Zhuanfeng and several other old men shouted together: "Okay! ”

The third voice: "How are you friends from the south?" ”

Almost half of the old men and old ladies in the square shouted together: "Good! ”

I pretended to be loud and shouted, "Raise your arms, wave them, let me see your hands—how are you, good friends who are here today?" ”

There was a bang, and everyone raised their arms and roared like a tsunami: "Good! ”

…… At the moment of this sound, the old lady put the chicken on the ground and raised her arm, but before the sound disappeared, Simon had already swept past her at a gallop, holding the time and space chicken and running - in a sea of people, Lori and I quickly flashed people, except for the mobile phone left above the ground, and after a while, the square dance sounded again, and the old lady finally found that the chicken was not there!

The old lady followed us in the direction we had fled, with an astonishing speed, and waved as she ran: "Stop them, stop them, they stole my chicken......"

Passers-by looked sideways, many of them already showed signs of eagerness, and I was a little panicked - but at this moment, a white Ford suddenly stopped in front of us, and the driver wearing sunglasses waved at us: "Come up, I'll send you away!" ”

We all rushed up, the driver stepped on the accelerator and whistled away, and disappeared without a trace in an instant, leaving only the old lady standing in place and stomping her chest, and the crowd that was originally close to each other scattered again.

"Thanks, buddy!" We high-fived each other and didn't forget to say, "Who are you?" ”

The driver reached out and took off his sunglasses, smiled at me and said, "It's okay, I want to thank you!" "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, this is actually a female driver, and she is a very beautiful female driver, the strangest thing is that I look at her very familiar, as if I have seen it somewhere......

I wondered, "Why are you thanking me?" ”

The female driver pouted, and instead of answering, she asked, "Do you know who is chasing you?" ”

"Who?"

The female driver said, "My mother! ”

Together, we said, "You must be a fake daughter!" ”