Chapter 55: The Divine Version is open

King Wu of Zhou was so angry that his face turned green, how difficult it is to come to a strong reinforcement in this situation, and it is also the kind of person who has real talent and real learning to defeat the enemy's camp in the first battle, and the battlefield merchants are fine in the face of thousands of troops, and as a result, they vomit and diarrhea after eating a meal - if this news is going to be spread, I don't want to say whether it is embarrassing or not, mainly because there are still people who dare to come to help!

Don't talk about him, even Ren Xiaoyan was alert, and moved to my side with an undetectable movement: "See, this is the end of not paying attention to the hygiene and safety of catering, you have to talk about it after you go back." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½β€

"That's a must!"

At this time, the panic in the hall has come to an end, Pandora solemnly confessed, saying that in the past few days, she has picked unripe fruits from the wind and dinner, and her body is fine, but she must rest for a few days to recover, everyone breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this, and King Wu immediately ordered to prepare a room in the palace to settle down, Pandora's eager expression just Xiaohe showed his sharp corners, and Uncle Wolf had already preemptively said: "The king doesn't need to bother, we people in the mountains and wilderness are used to it, and living in the palace is not conducive to cultivation - I don't know which is the largest inn in the city, If there are no objections, we will settle there. ”

King Wu hesitated: "But ......"

Li Jing immediately insisted: "The king doesn't need to say much, I have made up my mind!" ”

King Wu looked at the civil and military officials, and said helplessly: "Since you insist, I will temporarily settle you there, and everything will be decided when the prime minister comes back!" ”

"King Xie!"

King Wu turned his head and asked Long Xuhu: "Long Aiqing, widows rarely go out of the palace, I don't know what the name of the inn they saw is Mr. Li, is it the best in our Xiqi - you must find out, don't snub the guests." ”

The dragon bearded tiger jumped to the middle on one leg, hugged his fists and said: "King Qiqi, the inn they saw is Shangri-La, it and the Dubai Hotel are the best in our Xiqi, and staying in any one of them guarantees that they will not be wronged by distinguished guests." ”

King Wu nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, then this matter will be left to you." ”

The dragon beard tiger took us out of the palace, and soon came to the Shangri-La Hotel that we saw on the road, the appearance of the dragon beard tiger is estimated to have been famous in Xiqi, and the account office hurriedly greeted him as soon as he saw it, bowed down and said: "The dragon beard and the tiger are coming, the small shop is full of brilliance, I don't know what the adults are doing?" ”

Long Xuhu said loudly: "Tell your boss, these are the distinguished guests in the palace, the king has arranged to stay in your inn, you quickly send someone to clean the two upper rooms for me, and serve me three meals a day!" ”

The account room immediately agreed, sent someone to inform the boss and then got the room out, Long Xuhu accompanied us in and checked it again, and then nodded with satisfaction: "This room is good, since this is the case, I will go back to the palace first, you have a good rest." ”

I took this opportunity to ask Long Xuhu: "By the way, Lord Long, I heard that you still have a very powerful Mi Si Tu Hei here, why didn't the prime minister see Mi Si Tu today?" ”

The dragon bearded tiger's body shook suddenly, and he said vigilantly: "What did you ask him about?" ”

As soon as this girl's eyes glanced at me, I immediately had a feeling of being watched, and I suddenly knew that something was wrong, so I pretended to be unintentional and snorted: "When I heard about it on the road, I casually asked, is this wrong with false rumors?" ”

Long Xuhu said lightly: "There is indeed a person in Mi Si Black, but he has been away from Xiqi for a long time, and this person is not right, I suggest that you don't inquire." ”

I was just speculating in the eyes of Long Xuhu just now, but what he said obviously confirmed the news we received, the old man of Montenegro has been 100% controlled by Shen Gongbao, I immediately pretended to be suddenly enlightened and sighed: "Oops, I was deceived again!" Ren Xiaoyan and Li Jing also nodded again and again to regret that they were not at the beginning, and Pandora buried me on the bed: "Look, don't believe the gossip of those merchants, you don't listen to it, it's a shame, right?" ”

Long Xuhu squeezed out a smile and said: "There are a lot of things that ignorant people are chasing after the wind and shadows, you don't have to worry too much, as long as you remember the lesson in the future." ”

…… After the dragon beard and tiger left, we immediately split up, Ren Xiaoyan and Uncle Wolf were upstairs looking for traces of the seven dwarves of Meishan, while I went downstairs to find the boss to inquire about the news of the old man of Montenegro - I had just arrived at the staircase, I thought it was wrong and turned back, and I felt my strength along the corridor, and then I slipped down a seemingly inconspicuous small staircase.

The reason is very simple, I was brought in by the dragon beard tiger openly, the boss obviously regarded me as a group of prime ministers, I asked about the question of the old man of Montenegro who dared to tell the truth, if you want to know the truth, you can only change the way, either pretend that passerby A appears in front of him to ask, or simply go out to a different place to inquire, so as not to be busy in vain.

I scrambled down the stairs, but I saw that I had already arrived in the backyard, theoretically this should be the inn shopkeeper, the running hall, the chef's residence, now it was just time to rest, there should be no one, but I just came down and heard a humming, like someone was humming something in a whisper......

I followed the song to find it, and the more I searched, the clearer I heard, and the lyrics probably looked like this: "You RI my sister, you RI my mother, you RI my lover, RI my whole family......" I heard a cold shiver all over my body: "Paralysis, this lyric is too bullish, I didn't expect the ghost animal flow to come out of my country's Shang Dynasty!" ”

I wanted to hear it more really, but at this moment the singing suddenly stopped, and a half-grown child jumped out from behind the firewood stack, with both hands still covering his ears, and when he saw me, he was stunned and said, "You, who are you?" ”

"I took the wrong staircase, I didn't think it was here," I hurriedly identified myself, "Do you know the way?" ”

"It's no wonder that we often have guests walking the wrong stairs behind us...... You have a door from here, and you will go out to the lobby," the half-grown child immediately changed his smile and pointed me the way: "But look at it as you go, because you have to pass through the kitchen, don't let the water wet your boots." ”

"Thanks, little brotherβ€”by the way, can I ask you something?"

The half-grown child blinked: "You say." ”

"On the way to my business, I heard that you Xiqi has a secret to black, but no one has mentioned it for many days, I don't know what's going on, can you tell me about it?"

The half-grown man suddenly became nervous, his body shrank instantly, and he hurriedly said, "I don't know, I don't know......"

"Don't be nervous, I won't tell anyone what you're afraid of?" I immediately said, "I'm just curious, tell me!" ”

"No, you can't talk nonsense, you will be arrested by the prime minister if you talk nonsense!"

I suddenly had an idea, "I swear I will never tell anyone else, just listen...... Besides, if you're willing to tell me, I'll still give you money, don't you want it? ”

When the half-eldest son heard that he was rich, he immediately swallowed a mouthful of saliva, but after thinking about it, he shook his head resolutely: "I, I can't say ......"

"If you don't want money, what do you want?" I continued to increase my efforts: "You say, as long as you say it, I can find a way to give it to you." ”

"Really, really?" The half-sized child's eyes instantly shot a brilliant brilliance, but then it quickly dimmed: "I'm afraid you can't do it......" "Don't be so absolute, little brother, you don't say how do you know that I can't do it?" I struck while the iron was hot and worked overtime: "Say it and try it?" ”

The half-grown boy hesitated: "Then, then I said it?" ”

"Say!"

Ban Xiaozi put his finger in his mouth and said timidly: "I, I like to sing, but I often don't know what the lyrics are when I hear people sing, you, can you tell me the words of these songs and songs?" ”

I was suddenly shocked: "Just what you hummed just now? ”

The half-eldest nodded expectantly: "Okay?" ”

I wanted to cry without tears and said: "This Nima has arrived in the world of gods and is still playing with the opening of the door......"

At this time, Ren Xiaoyan's voice sounded at the top of the stairs: "It's okay, just sing!" I didn't expect her to come down the stairs, accompanied by Uncle Wolf, I was instantly happy, but in order to be cautious, I still cautiously asked: "Count foreign aid, she is my own person." ”

The half-grown child nodded: "As long as you can tell me the lyrics." ”

"Then you sing!"

The half-grown child cleared his throat and began to hum softly, the first of which was the ghost animal divine comedy just now: "You RI my sister, you RI my mother, you RI my lover, RI my whole family...... What is it? ”

Ren Xiaoyan said instantly: "You are my rose, you are my flower, you are my lover, you are my concern...... You are my rose! ”

"Who's calling, mentally abnormal...... How do you call for mental abnormalities? ”

Ren Xiaoyan nodded and said, "Who is calling, the love is long...... Above the Moon! ”

"I should be in the car, I shouldn't be in the car...... Did you say he was in the car or not? ”

I preemptively said, "I should be under the car, not in the car...... This girl repairs the car Adu's song! ”

Grandpa remembered his mother's words, and tears glistened Lu Binghua...... What did Mom say? ”

Ren Xiaoyan said helplessly: "It's night and night, it's not grandpa, although it's grandpa who sings, but it's actually night and night, do you know?" ”

I also sighed: "Don't you have such a rich imagination, do you have a hearing problem?" ”

The half-grown boy sighed and said in surprise: "How do you know?" ”

I said helplessly: "Guess casually, if you have ears like this, don't mess with our Dahuaxia......" "Yes, you can go to the West to try," Uncle Wolf also interjected coldly: "When I brought Pandora here, their people were almost dying, you go and teach them music again, first of all, you must spit out the words clearly!" ”

"Will it work?"

We said together, "That's great, you can go quickly!" ”

The half-grown boy nodded excitedly, "Okay, I'll definitely go, don't worry-I still have one last song, please tell me too, okay?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan could only say: "Then you sing!" ”

The half-grown boy began to hum: "Wu Dalang Wu Dalang, beaten by pigs; Beaten and beaten, beaten and beaten, beaten by pigs; Hit you hit the pig, the sow hit you; Ah, brother, brother, brother, Brother Nule......"

Uncle Wolf said confusedly: "How does this sound like the meaning of Wu Lao Er helping Wu Jian take revenge?" ”

I also nodded: "This tone is quite strange, is it really from the Song Dynasty?" ”

"You two idiots!" Ren Xiaoyan couldn't cry and laughed: "This understands that this is the theme song of Da Changjin - child, this is a stick song, you just don't learn it, it's useless to learn what the pig sings!" ”

"That's it!" The half-eldest son suddenly said: "Then I won't study, I'll go to the West!" ”

"Your consciousness is so high, what's your name?" Uncle Wolf smiled and said, "I'll help you choose a name that suits the West, right?" ”

"I'm an orphan, and when the boss picked me up, he saw a bottle of Dove shampoo next to me, so he called me Dove," the half-grown child said embarrassedly, "I don't have a last name......"

Uncle Wolf nodded: "Then you don't need to change your name - I suggest that you go to the West to learn whatever instrument you want, the piano is called gondorve, the flute is called deethoven, if you learn bass......"

Ren Xiaoyan and I gasped together: "-Beethoven? ”

"Yes, Beethoven."