The purpose of these lamas is actually very clear, that is, to catch the idiot old monk and threaten Kangxi, not to mention the strong purpose, and there is nothing to say without concealment, but for me it is a little different - don't forget, Zhou Jie, who repaired tires, also robbed the recipe of the princess of Xixia, I can't forget this!

Seeing that there was a deserted land temple at the foot of the mountain, I pointed to that place: "In this way, the brothers will rest for a while, take a good look at the lama, I will lead this leader over and ask how Ya Ting knows the news of the emperor and monk." ”

Chengguan Yulin nodded slightly, beckoning Xingdian to help the old monk sit and rest, but the gangs of Jianghu men in Heimu Cliff were silent, I glanced at Sister Dongfang, she nodded slightly, and then a thunderous reply sounded: "Venerable Holy Sect Lord Decree!" ”

I originally intended to wake up by carrying the Golden Wheel Dharma King over, but after a glance at the block, I decided to forget it, the physical fitness of people who grew up eating beef and mutton is good, and the block is quickly Wu Jian can't figure it out at all, so I can only suggest: "Why don't we wake him up?" ”

"Okay," Sister Dongfang said indifferently, "You come." ”

I followed the tricks I usually learned on TV, pinching people and slapping people, tossing for a long time, this girl still looked like a dead pig and didn't move, I was in a hurry and simply splashed the water in the water bladder, and as soon as I finished pouring it, I held it up: "What, it's raining?" ”

But then he saw me and Sister Dongfang with a smile on their faces in front of him, and with a little luck, he immediately understood the current situation: "You sealed my acupoint?" ”

"No, you have the sequelae of fainting needles, but you reminded me - the acupuncture points haven't been ordered yet!" The Dongfang sisters poked their fingers a few times casually and clapped their hands: "Okay, now you should be satisfied!" ”

King Jinlun's intestines were blue, and he slapped himself in the face with a big ear: "My mouth, I owe!" ”

"Stop talking nonsense, come with me, buddy, I have something to ask you."

The Golden Wheel Dharma King honestly walked towards the Mountain Temple under the escort of me and Sister Dongfang, as one of us, the Time and Space Chicken naturally followed, Wei Xiaobao immediately became anxious: "What are you doing with you, our responsibility is to serve the Master of Idiot!" ”

"You don't know women too well," Shuang'er threw out a sentence without replying: "A woman's nature is gossip, I can't help it!" ”

Wei Xiaobao was speechless for a moment, I don't know what kind of mentality he was in, he quickly followed, and ran directly to my side, I said casually: "Why are you here too, the old emperor is not with you?" ”

"Aren't I afraid that you won't be able to judge things if you don't have experience?" Wei Xiaobao said: "I have experience in this matter, so I am here to help you - we'll see when the time comes!" ”

The broken temple is only one or two hundred meters away from the road, and soon we arrived, and before we could speak, Wei Xiaobao had already picked up a thick branch from the ground, pulled out a dagger and cut it around, and quickly cut it into a pair of chopsticks, and then said viciously: "Brother, do you want to become a human stick?" ”

I thought that the Golden Wheel Dharma King would be frightened by this dagger, but as everyone knows, this Golden Wheel Dharma King is arrogant as the national teacher of Tibet, and when he saw this, he was not moved at all, and said indifferently: "Oh, I don't know what a human stick is?" ”

Wei Xiaobao said hesitantly: "It's simple, cut off your two arms, your ears and nose are also shaved off, and all the things that protrude out of your body are flattened, then it will become a human stick, do you want to try it?" ”

After speaking, he wiped the dagger on the face of the Golden Wheel Dharma King a few times, and the Golden Wheel Dharma King's face did not change at all, and he said calmly: "You might as well kill me with one sword!" ”

Wei Xiaobao glared and said, "No, I'm going to cut you into a human stick!" ”

"Then whatever you want," King Jinlun simply closed his eyes directly, "I can control what you want to do?" ”

Wei Xiaobao: "......"

He looked at me a little embarrassed, "This grandson doesn't eat hard and soft!" ”

"Forget it, let's come," I borrowed a needle directly from Sister Dongfang and took it, and went up to pat the Golden Wheel Dharma King: "Dude, take a look at what this is?" ”

When the Golden Wheel Dharma King opened his eyes, he showed a ghostly expression, and the beads of sweat on his entire nose suddenly came out, and he said in horror: "Don't stab me, don't stab me - please don't stab me, you can do whatever you want, just don't stab me......"

I moved the needle backwards, the Golden Wheel Dharma King's breathing calmed down a little, a little closer, he immediately covered his face with white sweat, the whole lips were white, I was hidden behind the golden needle by hand, looked at him and said: "Dharma King, your faint needle is not light, miscellaneous and the root of the disease?" ”

"Sickness?" King Jinlun was stunned: "Isn't this kidney deficiency for me?" ”

We: "......"

I asked with the mentality of treating diseases and saving people: "Do you usually feel dizzy when you see sharp objects, and you still have cold sweats, your heart beats faster, and sometimes you have weakness in your hands and feet?" ”

"That's right, Quanzhong!" King Jinlun exclaimed, "Am I really faint? He thought about it for a while, and immediately gritted the back tooth socket and said fiercely: "I was mistaken by a quack doctor, and I would have known that I wouldn't have eaten so many roasted kidneys!" ”

"It's useless to eat kidneys, you have to overcome the problem of fainting needles and needles and you can only take your time," I warned him: "Don't go to the needle in the future, your problem is easy to bring complications, and it will be difficult to cure when it becomes chicken foot wind." ”

King Jinlun looked at me gratefully, and then Leng Ding slapped his leg and said loudly: "No wonder I always win or lose when I fight with Xiaolongnu, it turns out that this stubble, as soon as she uses the jade bee needle, my combat effectiveness is greatly reduced, and now I can understand it." ”

"Don't forget Li Mochou," I reminded him, "and acupuncture—you can't enjoy this cultural treasure." ”

King Jinlun nodded obediently, and said, "Okay, since you helped me find this problem, I should also repay you, if you want to know what, you ask—do you want to know why we came to arrest the idiot monk?" ”

"Who is rare for this!" I said simply: "I want you to win the recipe from the Western Xia Palace, you give it to me, let's settle it, how about it?" ”

"Recipes?" King Jinlun was stunned and said, "Why do you want this......" His eyes suddenly moved, and he became a little unprovoked: "Do you know how to solve the martial arts secrets hidden in the recipe?" ”

I hesitated, "Uh, this ......"

"I can give you the recipe, I can't read it anyway, but I just want to know what this secret is, whether it's internal or external, or a treasure map to find cheats?" Seeing that I hesitated, King Jinlun immediately expressed his attitude and said solemnly: "You can tell me about it, otherwise I won't be able to eat or sleep even if I return to Tibet, it is better to faint me to death in the Central Plains!" ”

"I didn't think you're still a tech nerd," I sighed, "Actually, I only know one or the other, and you can show it to me to find out what it is." ”

The Golden Wheel immediately took out a thin silk cloth from his personal pocket and handed it over, and I opened it to look at it—

As soon as the handwriting on the silk cloth jumped into my eyes, there was a sudden bang in my mind, and the legendary system automatically popped up like a small advertisement when the web page was opened, and a few lines of words flew into my eyes:

"Congratulations, you have obtained the recipe of the Divine Ghost Full Banquet Recipe "Chrysanthemum Carrying", please observe the recipe by yourself!"

"Chrysanthemum is one of the six martial arts in the whole banquet of gods and ghosts, and the main raw materials are...... (10,000 words are omitted here, the raw material can be imagined to be the stamens of various chrysanthemums and the large intestines of various animals as the main material, and the aroma is refreshing after cooking, and it has a huge improvement effect on all kinds of diarrhea, constipation, hemorrhoids - all diseases related to chrysanthemums, which is really a rare product)

Specific steps: Writing this point was originally to make up the number of words, let's continue to omit ......

Effects: First, as mentioned above, it treats chrysanthemum disease;

Second, if the legend of the world of Xiaoao Jianghu eats this dish, he can comprehend the essence of the world's first mastery of the "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book", which is a sister to each other with the "Sunflower Treasure Book", after someone learns the Sunflower Treasure Book, for the happiness of his lover, he can also practice the "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book", so that the life of the two will be blessed - in short, if you want to practice magic skills, you must first start from the palace, and you must also practice the "Sunflower Treasure Book" as the foundation, which is really a must-have thing for the world's Geng Mei, glass, and!

…… After this passage was translated, the performance of the individuals among us was very different, such as Wei Xiaobao, who didn't understand at all, and Shuang'er went out directly with a big grin, only King Jinlun and Sister Dongfang showed completely different attitudes and expressions, which can be called a must!

King Jinlun was stunned for a long time, stomped his foot suddenly, spit heavily on the ground, and said angrily: "Bad luck, I would not have robbed it if I knew it was this cheat, can I still be a man if this guy wants to spread it?" ”

I was dissatisfied: "Even if you are unhappy, don't say bad luck - I forgot to introduce myself to you, my law name is bad luck, can you say something else next time!" ”

Sister Dongfang looked up at the sky forty-five degrees with a fascinated face, with tears in her eyes, the corners of her mouth trembling slightly, and she seemed to be excited in her heart, and only heard him murmur after half a sound: "I finally know why Brother Lian didn't like to come back in the first place, it turns out, it turns out that my magic skills haven't been practiced yet......"

He suddenly turned his head and grabbed my hand, and said excitedly: "Why bother, you must make this dish for my sister, please!" ”

"Don't worry, I don't dare to give this dish to anyone but you," I also said conclusively: "Who the knows if this thing has any sequelae, I will never taste it anyway!" ”

Because of the analysis of the reason for the fainting needle of the Golden Wheel Venerable King, so after coming out, we have completely turned enemies into friends, the Golden Wheel Venerable looked at me with admiration, and sometimes I even thought that he would bow his head and recognize me as a big brother, but in the end he still held back, and only swore to me when he left: "Unlucky, I ...... it"

"Why bother if you still call me, I won't need to type the word bad luck."

"Okay, why bother, you will be a friend of our Tubo people in the future, and you can use my place to command!"

"As long as you don't help them continue to do evil, remember—don't eat big kidneys in the future, cholesterol is too high!"