Chapter 16: Sickness
There seem to be two paths in front of me, either let the Golden Wheel Dharma King take away the old monk and bring disaster to the Central Plains, or the old monk will die in front of us on the spot - but after the old monk of Yulin came forward, there is only one way left, and it is still to drive people overtime towards suicide, I really want to pump him!
To a certain extent, this old girl is a fighter against the Qing Dynasty and the restoration of the Ming Dynasty, she has been holding back her strength to retire the emperor to death, and she has put it into action again and again, this is also no earthquake, if there is an earthquake, you will definitely throw people down from more than a dozen floors!
But at this time, I was still thinking about it unrelentingly, and I wanted to keep the old monk alive - I took advantage of everyone's attention to focus on Yulin, and rushed to Sister Dongfang's side, and lowered my voice and said: "Ask something, why have you regressed so much in your kung fu now, I remember that you weren't like this before!" ”
Sister Dongfang smiled bitterly, looked down at her crotch, and sighed: "It's in the way!" ”
Me: "...... Can we not mention this matter for the time being, it's too late to do it now, so I'll ask you - if you use a handy weapon, can you save the old monk? ”
"You mean to use the embroidery needle again?" Sister Dongfang's eyes suddenly lit up, and she said proudly: "Haven't you read Journey to the West, how dare Sun Monkey do it with monsters without a golden hoop stick, and my sister is the same, if you want to use a needle, they will be blind long ago!" ”
"So powerful?" I gasped: "Can the effort be doubled in terms of data?" ”
Sister Dongfang made a silent calculation in her heart, and affirmed: "Don't say anything else, it's no problem to increase it by three or five times, and it is guaranteed to work to save people!" She showed a suspicious look on her face, and then she was embarrassed: "But after all, I am now a body that can be done by me, and I am afraid that they will see it with a needle and guess that I am the undefeated in the East!" ”
"Hey, it's hard to leave here, your brain is too bad!" I stomped my foot and asked her, "Let's say so, you're the sect leader before I let it go, right?" ”
"That's right!"
"You were him before, right?"
"That's right."
"You're still him, aren't you?"
"What the hell are you trying to say, are we going to be the sect leader in shifts?" Sister Dongfang didn't understand: "It doesn't seem that this sect leader came in turns-he overthrew me before he became the sect leader again!" ”
"This is not the key, the key is: whether you are the sect leader or let me be the sect leader, you are the sect leader of your Sun and Moon God Sect, right, the sect members are convinced, the war between the two of you is just an internal contradiction among the people, you can fight when there are two candidates, but now there is only one, whether you let me do it or the East is undefeated, they have no choice, they can only honestly let you be the sect leader, understand?"
Dongfang Undefeated was a little dizzy: "Wait, let me figure it out, I don't understand it too much......"
I said anxiously: "To put it simply, even if they know that you are undefeated in the East, let me die, only you!" ”
Dongfang Undefeated reacted at this time: "Hey, yes, that's what it means......"
"Then you're still afraid of a hair, go directly, love to call what to call!" I said bluntly: "If you think that you are undefeated in the East and appalling, you can also put it another way, and say that you are on his body from the perspective of letting me do it, and the ghost possesses it, so it will make your tricks!" ”
"Does that make sense?"
"What exists is inevitable, if they don't believe it, you just go back and find two experts to explain and explain," I could only explain to him in simple terms: "This kind of person specializes in this kind of thing, doesn't he have everything if he comes with tricks?" ”
Sister Dongfang was excited and boasted: "You are too powerful, why bother!" Not to mention anything else, I can see that you can see this way of thinking, 500 years ago and 500 years later, you will never find someone more brilliant than your brain, this is all figured out, talent! ”
“…… I'm really not Sister Feng, do you want to praise me for changing my words? I said with a bitter face: "You haven't seen anyone who writes online articles, that's what makes your brain open, I'm a cook!" ”
Sister Dongfang thoughtfully: "After I go back, I will designate to find an online writer to talk to and see how their brains grow, it's so good!" ”
"Then you can do whatever you want, but don't look for one - Flowing Cloud Flying!"
…… The two of us are here to figure things out over there, and it's almost the end, Yulin briefly mentioned the killing and sins of the old monk when he entered the customs, and immediately listened to the old monk guiltily and just wanted to die to thank the world, if it weren't for Huo Du grabbing it, it is estimated that he would have already started to pinch his own neck, especially Darba's brain was not enough, and he was completely confused at this time: "Hey, senior brother, you said that the old monk will not be sent in by our living Buddha, how can you see that he wants the old emperor to die more than us?" ”
Yulin sat down at this time, crossed his knees and said to the Golden Wheel Dharma King: "Master, we have made a choice. ”
"Huh?" King Jinlun was stunned: "What to choose?" ”
"We have chosen, I won't die here with you, I'll accompany the idiot," Yulin said indifferently: "I'm praying here, I'm confused here, I'm alive here and I'm going to die here......"
I voiced, "Five, five!" ”
Then Yulin closed his eyes with the idiot and said loudly: "You do it!" ”
Huo Du looked at Yulin to see the idiot, and finally turned his head to face the Golden Wheel Dharma King: "Master, ......what do you say?"
At this time, Sister Dongfang, who had been eager to try since I released her primal instinct just now, finally found a flaw, and suddenly flew up while waving her hands together, and two golden needles with silk threads instantly rushed towards Huo Du and the Golden Wheel Dharma King - Huo Du was pierced by the golden needle in the tiger's mouth with an oops, and as soon as his hand was released, we were foolish, but the Golden Wheel Dharma King suddenly raised the golden wheel in his hand at this critical moment, and only heard the sound of the golden needle blocked!
Although Sister Dongfang's golden needle was blocked, it was still fierce and abnormal, and it still sneered on the shoulder of the Golden Wheel Dharma King, but it was very different from the position where Sister Dongfang was ready to stab - Sister Dongfang was aiming at his key acupoint, and after stabbing it, it would make the Golden Wheel Dharma King lose his combat effectiveness, so what's the use of piercing it here now!
This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that the Golden Wheel Dharma King has discovered our intention to sneak attack, and has already stepped forward regardless of the injuries on his body, and suddenly grabbed the idiot master who left Huo Du's hand and was crumbling and falling in his own hands, Sister Dongfang could only sigh in her heart, and landed again in mid-air with a roundabout!
Our hearts are half cold, can the old monk only die here this time, then what about my forty-two chapters?
King Jinlun glared at us for a while, and suddenly said word by word: "Since your last trick has also been used, shouldn't you also give up - give way, I will take the old monk ......away" He glanced at Yulin slightly, and said solemnly: "Or, do you really want him to die at my hands?" ”
"Don't!" A few people shouted at that time, there are me, Wei Xiaobao, and Xingqiao, the life of the old monk is closely linked to us, who dares to take this risk, and can only hurriedly follow him: "You can go, don't hurt the idiot master!" ”
Sister Dongfang of the Golden Wheel Law Dynasty nodded: "What do you say?" ”
"I don't care!" Sister Dongfang still said the same thing: "Why bother to let you go!" ”
After getting the promise of Sister Dongfang, King Jinlun finally showed a rare smile, he laughed a few times, and beckoned Huo Du, who was still struggling on the ground next to him: "Get up, lead the way ahead!" ”
"Master, Master, I'm in a lot of pain, it's in a terrible pain...... Huo Du rolled around on the ground and shouted, "I have no strength in my whole body." ”
King Jinlun said: "Darba, help your junior brother to show me." ”
Darba immediately stepped forward to help Huo Du up, and then raised his hand and sent it to the Golden Wheel Dharma King, only to see that Huo Du's hand was red and swollen, and the middle needle was in the tiger's mouth, driving the whole arm to be extremely sore, and he couldn't move at all......
King Jinlun stared at the wound in a daze for a long time, and we were all a little unbearable: "Hey, do you want to borrow a carriage for you, let your apprentice go up and sit, by the way, don't be difficult for us to do foolish masters, right?" ”
Almost at the moment when my words fell, the body of the Golden Wheel Dharma King shook suddenly, and he fell to the ground with a poof, and the whole person fainted inexplicably!
Everyone was dumbfounded - the whole thing turned too much and was too urgent, and the old driver couldn't hold it anymore, let alone these martial arts people, so he was all stupid for a while!
After about a tenth of a second, the only joker in the room, that is, me, finally came back to his senses and shouted at his throat: "Come on, do a good job!" ”
…… Without the Golden Wheel Dharma King and the lamas of Huodu, they were really no opponents, and they were completely overturned by us in just a few minutes, tied together like sausages, and the old monk opened his eyes at this time and babbled: "Why am I back again?" ”
Yulin knew about the situation at the scene earlier than him, so he could only say, "They saved you." ”
Xing Idiot said blankly: "Then Master, we can move, do you want to die by yourself?" ”
Yulin immediately said: "Forget it this time, the timing is not good, or next time!" ”
We coughed together, and the old monk of Yulin probably also reacted to his gaffe, and the embarrassed honestly stayed behind, and replaced it with Wei Xiaobao and Xingdian waiting beside the old monk......
I watched Sister Dongfang observe the Golden Wheel Dharma King for a long time, and finally straightened up and raised her head, thinking of the scene where he fainted inexplicably just now, she immediately leaned over and asked: "What's the matter, just now, why did this guy faint?" ”
Sister Dongfang was also at a loss, shook her head and said, "I don't know, I can't see it." ”
"Could it be poisoning?" I guessed: "Laughing and half a step? Lost in one day? ”
"It's not poisoning," Sister Dongfang shook her head with certainty: "He doesn't have any symptoms of poisoning, besides, I know my flying needle myself, and I never need poison." ”
"Is that sick?" I remembered what happened to Ye Gucheng, and hurriedly said: "The heartbeat and breathing are normal, right?" ”
"It shouldn't be," Sister Dongfang shook her head: "I'm in good health, there's nothing wrong with it, if you have a normal sign of fainting, shortness of breath and cold sweat, these won't make a master faint to death in an instant, right?" ”
I suddenly remembered something, and suddenly my heart suddenly changed, and I immediately smiled and waved my hand: "Not necessarily, I know one!" ”
"What?" Sister Dongfang said solemnly: "Is there such a serious disease, why don't I know?" ”
"Faint!"