There were only two heads present, the Shaolin abbot took the token without refusing, and the other became our Qingliang Temple host Wei Jueye, this grandson looked at the Shaolin abbot who took the order and took it stupidly, and waited for the people to leave and asked, and was about to throw it away when the Shaolin abbot said: "Amitabha, junior brother, since you are the host of Qingliang Temple, then this ten-year reward and punishment of evil conference should go, as the so-called I don't go to hell who goes to hell, if you don't go to the temple, men, women and children will be poisoned, Wouldn't that be even more sinful? ”

"Ten years ago, I didn't know you, and Qingliang Temple didn't belong to me, we were still the same, with a stranger," Wei Xiaobao almost collapsed: "Ten years later, as soon as we became friends, you told me to go to Xia Ke Island - okay, even if I don't care what the little emperor does, he can't bear me, in case he doesn't get angry, there will be more people slaughtered by Jiading San!" ”

The Shaolin abbot narrowed his eyes slightly, and said slightly: "Reasonable, you have to guard against it!" ”

"You are reasonable?" Wei Xiaobao suddenly said happily: "Then why don't we change someone?" He stretched out his hand and pointed at the disciples and grandchildren of the Manzheng Palace, and said bluntly: "Isn't it okay for so many people to find just one of them, and the heavy responsibility of going to hell is also regarded as the merit of Shaolin." ”

The monks exchanged glances with each other, and said in unison: "Uncle Shi's words are different, the only ones with the greatest generation in Shaolin are you and the abbot, how can our juniors rob you of your yin virtue, this is very bad!" ”

Wei Xiaobao was anxious when he heard this: "Can't you be the front wave that I was slapped to death on the beach, what's wrong with you pushing the back waves?" ”

The monks shook their heads desperately: "No, it would be too unrighteous for us to do this!" ”

"Otherwise, which of you will go to my branch for his elders?" Wei Xiaobao suddenly made a new move: "Who will go and I recognize him as a master?" ”

"Do you think you're Sun Wukong!" The monks were not fooled: "Whoever you want to recognize as a master can recognize whoever you want - if you promise our abbot or not, we will be higher than his generation at that time." ”

Wei Xiaobao was helpless, so he could only raise his eyes and ask the presiding abbot for help, but just as he was about to speak, he found that the person was missing - the old monk also knew that this matter was not easy to do, so he fled directly, leaving only Wei Xiaobao to continue to stay in the main hall hall and grind his teeth with his disciples and grandchildren......

"Hey, you're so irresponsible!" This kid didn't fight on the spot, and pointed to the safe passage at the back door where the abbot had just retreated: "How can you be so virtuous in the establishment, and when it's time to do practical things, it's all gone?" ”

I pulled him and said: "Forget it, this national situation is not a day or two, don't think that you can change your view by scolding two sentences, it is better to think about how to get it quickly!" ”

Wei Xiaobao said angrily: "I'm not angry, this old monk is also a thief...... Hey, what about the other monks? "In the blink of an eye, the overcrowded main hall hall suddenly became empty, only the two of us remained, and the other monks began to withdraw as soon as he started scolding, and after three sentences of scolding, they were basically all gone!"

I watched this kid on the side in a stupid daze, and while watching it, he was poor and happy in a state of mind that had nothing to do with me, and suddenly Wei Xiaobao's eyes were cold and floating on me, followed by a smile on his face, and the smile made my heart straighten my hair, "Hey, what do you mean by this look?" What's in your mind? ”

Wei Xiaobao came over with a smile, and said with a grim face: "Brother He, let's discuss something, or what will I do with you in the position of the host of Qingliang Temple?" ”

"No way!" I went crazy in an instant, and said desperately: "One person does things and one person is responsible, it doesn't matter if I take the blame, but I will never do it when I am a monk - my father believes in Jesus and my mother believes in Taoism, you can't live in the monk's family again, this is about to catch up with the heavenly realm to fight for the cannibals of New Guinea!" ”

Wei Xiaobao is really determined to become the king of the pirates...... Uh, no, a man who aspires to be a rich man, this brain turned too fast, and in an instant he found a trick to point the deer into the east road of the horse disaster, and filled me in the hole in order to get out of it, it seems that I used to underestimate him, but fortunately my buddy is not a mortal (I haven't said this for a long time), do you think I can be fooled like this?

Wei Xiaobao was not angry when I rejected it directly, he showed a mysterious face and said to me: "Then let's put it another way - I will help you with whatever you want from me, you treat this monk for me, it's fake anyway, after the old monk gets it right, you can be vulgar, no one can stop you!" ”

"What?" I didn't quite understand for a moment: "Why do you say I want something from you?" ”

Wei Xiaobao smiled slyly and said: "This is not clear, at first you ignored me, and then after knowing my name, it suddenly changed, it must be that I am useful to you, plus you stick to me like a snot all the way out, what else can you do except that I have what you want by my side?" Don't take me for a fool! ”

I muttered, "Then why didn't I want to get close to the emperor through you as an official?" ”

"You're not a person who cares about official positions!" Wei Xiaobao concluded: "Your temperament is different from the people I have seen, you should have higher pursuits and ideals, and you can't just get some kind of governor and political secretary to send it away - I want to guess that you are simply insulting you to approach me to be an official, no!" ”

I suddenly felt a sense of sympathy in my heart, it was definitely not the gang Wei Xiaobao who praised me well, but his words simply said that I went to my heart - yes, I am a person who has escaped from low-level interests, a noble person, and a person who disdains high-ranking officials and Houlu - Xiaobao, the parents who gave birth to me and know me, I didn't expect that I had been a legend for so long and actually met a bosom friend here! ”

However, Wei Xiaobao added another sentence: "If you want me to say, becoming a monk and cultivating the next life is the most important path you should take, I am optimistic about you!" ”

Me: "...... You are paralyzed! ”

I was also a little annoyed after chatting with Wei Xiaobao for a long time, thinking that anyway, it would take a long time to eat a set meal on Valentine's Day, I might not be able to wait for that time, plus I had to reveal it to him anyway, it was better to choose a day than to hit the day and simply today, so I confessed to Xiaobao: "I won't talk nonsense with you, yes, I do have something you need to help me get, since you guessed it, I won't hide it - the forty-two chapters are handed over to me by you, and I will help you be the host of Qingliang Temple to send the old monk to the end, and I will go to the Valentine's Day package on Xia Ke Island, how about it?" ”

Wei Xiaobao instantly raised his eyebrows, stretched out his hand and high-fived me: "A word is a certainty!" ”

After finding me as a scapegoat, Wei Xiaobao didn't panic, and immediately reconvened the monks and told them that the person who was going to go to Qingliang Temple to take over was selected, and I officially took over the position of the host of Qingliang Temple as his cousin, and he went as my deputy, referred to as the deputy host.

The presiding abbot has no objection to this, but reminds us: "The host of Qingliang Temple must be a Shaolin monk, if this donor wants to take over Qingliang Temple, he must also become a monk, I don't know if it is possible?" ”

I nodded and said, "It's okay, but I have something to say: since I'm Lord Wei's cousin, then you can't lower my seniority, otherwise we won't be able to deal with it!" ”

The abbot nodded slightly: "It's easy to say, since Senior Brother Hao Ming is your cousin, it should be that you two have the same generation, so you can only be accepted as an apprentice by the old monk for the master, and you are also ranked in the Hui Zi generation - in addition to Hao Ming, there is only the old monk in the temple, and with you, the three of us have the highest seniority!" ”

"Hey, that's what you want!" I slapped my leg and said excitedly, "What's it called?" ”

"This has to wait for me to check the book," the presiding abbot instructed someone to get the book with the name of the law, and at the same time explained: "We all take according to the word, and this cannot be messed with, so the donor, your name is unique and cannot be changed!" ”

I waved my hand indifferently and said casually: "As long as you have a high seniority, you can take it however you want, don't worry, no opinion!" ”

Seeing that I agreed, the abbot solemnly ordered someone to bring me a shaved monk's robe and razor, and then began to prepare for my shaved head. ”

"Gas? Then my name should be ......"

I was instantly angry, and shouted at the old monk: "I, you're unlucky, your whole family is unlucky!" ”

The presiding abbot was not angry, and explained: "The current typesetting is the four words 'smart and astringent', and my junior brother and I have already used the words Cong and Ming, and the rest are only these two words, and the others are all used by the senior brothers who passed away before, why don't you change it to obscure?" ”

I was really anxious now: "It's better to be unlucky, at least it's good to hear, and it's really bad luck to use the name of a dead person!" ”

The old monk said calmly: "In that case, then it's decided-Bad luck junior brother!" ”

I subconsciously replied, "Hey! ”

The monk in the main hall was all happy: "Isn't this quite slippery, it's really good for this name!" ”

I provoked the audience with my eyes angrily, but it seemed that everyone was immersed in the great joy that my name brought to them, and no one paid attention to me, even Wei Xiaobao squatted on the wall and stole fun, and I could only ignore him as a nightmare - forget it, if you come, you will be safe, anyway, I won't choose it for a long time - the main problem is that I can't choose it, why should I toss!

A day later, Wei Xiaobao and I officially took twenty or thirty monks to Wutai Mountain, but because of the relationship between Shuang'er and Shuang'er on the way, we were divided into several roads, and I only had an old monk on this road except for us, that is, Wei Xiaobao had the most contact with the old monk Chengguan in the temple, which was regarded as our military support!

After walking for dozens of days, we finally arrived at the foot of Wutai Mountain, in order to avoid not being able to eat meat after going up the mountain, so we rested at the inn at the bottom of the mountain for one more night, the main purpose was to eat meat, and then there was a secondary purpose about Wei Xiaobao - let's wait for the big guy to meet for a while longer, and find out the whereabouts of his favorite sister by the way!

Anyway, it doesn't matter, what do I have to object to?