There is Wei Xiaobao such a big money to pay, this way of food is simply good can not be said, even if it is an inn under Wutai Mountain, we almost didn't die of eating eight big bowls of Jin cuisine, even the monk who did not arrive also prepared the materials for the top grade Zhai cuisine, just waiting for people to cook as soon as they arrived, but it revealed the advantages of Xiaobao superior to others - with the resources and materials in hand as much as possible to make friends with the people in the rivers and lakes, others are many friends and many roads, he has hundreds of friends and hundreds of roads, how can there be anything that can't be done?

Naturally, after eating, he asked me to accompany me to go out for a walk and eat and there was no way to push it, who told me to shout two more catties of beef in the end and prepare to eat tomorrow, I should naturally return the favor with a short mouth.

I know very well what he means by letting me accompany me, Shuang'er is a girl, Chengguan is a monk, and it is not appropriate to talk to any of them about girls, plus on the road I boasted about a new generation of flirting girls for a long time, and all the roads I watched on online TV were regarded as personal experiences, and he almost didn't apprentice, so much better to be able to take me with me!

We came out for a walk, Wei Xiaobao changed a large handful of copper coins on his shoulder, took out a picture scroll from his pocket, opened the picture scroll and stuffed two copper coins into people, and asked if he saw that the person in the painting was busy, although I was not happy, I could only follow, and I imagined that I would come out to walk the dog......

Turning a street, there are a few lamas in front of me, there are many lama temples on Wutai Mountain, and I don't think too much, but this lama is actually an improved version of the later generations of the monks, because the matter of Gu Mozhi is not very willing to face them head-on, so he turned around and pretended to enjoy the scenery and let them walk - just when they passed behind me, suddenly a sentence came into my ears: "The decree of the head wants us to rush to Wutai Mountain before noon tomorrow anyway, it is really anxious, but I don't know what is going on here, Isn't that a joke? Another lama said: "It always makes sense to arrange it like this, you are reluctant to let that little lady in Datong City, right?" ”

The lama hurriedly walked past me, wanted to listen again but couldn't hear clearly, I noticed that I saw a lot of lamas along the way, the number was far greater than in the past, somehow I thought of what happened to Wei Xiaobao in Wutai Mountain in the Lu Ding Ji, and suddenly my heart sank: "I remember that Wei Xiaobao came to attack the mountain a few months after he arrived at Qingliang Temple, is it ahead of schedule?" ”

At this time, Wei Xiaobao asked the two of them again, turned his head and saw that I was staring at the back of the lama in a daze, and he happened to hear their chat, so he couldn't help laughing and said, "Envy, right?" Don't say that you are actually quite jealous of them, lamas can drink and visit the kiln, but not serious, why do you say that the old emperor should be a monk and not a lama, this is a lot more interesting to be a lama! ”

As soon as he shouted back to my senses, I immediately lowered my voice and said, "The situation is not quite right, let's hurry up the mountain!" ”

Wei Xiaobao was stunned and hurriedly said, "What's wrong?" ”

I beckoned Wei Xiaobao to walk a few steps, slightly signaled to the lamas who could be seen everywhere on the street, and then took him around the street, there were still lamas everywhere carrying burdens gathering towards the town, the number of people gradually became larger, Wei Xiaobao was startled, and said urgently: "There are too many lamas, it's not good, something has to happen!" ”

I thought to myself that Wei Xiaobao was quite smart, I guessed what was about to happen with a little gesture, and my mind was also flexible, so I said casually: "I don't see it, your kung fu is not good, but your eyesight is very good - guess what will happen?" ”

Wei Xiaobao looked at me nervously and said: "I just took a closer look, there are three kilns in our town, and they are not big, if so many lamas go around, where will the girls finish their business-no, we have to go and occupy a pit first!" ”

I spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "...... You are paralyzed! Is this a fucking thing about going to a kiln and robbing a girl? ”

Wei Xiaobao was stunned and said, "Then what do you mean?" ”

Forced by the situation, I could only explain to him bitterly: "Isn't this clear, the lamas have gathered here to arrest the old monk, we must go up the mountain overnight, and it will be too late tomorrow!" ”

Wei Xiaobao exclaimed in surprise and said in horror: "You mean, they ...... They ...... looking at me, I could only nod slowly: "Yes, it is to rebel!" ”

Wei Xiaobao roughly counted the lamas he had just seen, and without assessing the current power ratio, he was suddenly half shorter in fright, and almost didn't cry: "You said it's all at this time, why haven't our thirty-five monks come yet, it can't be that we missed the trip, what can I do?" ”

I was instantly dissatisfied: "Don't guess, why don't you think about the good in everything?" ——, they may have been silenced by the lama. ”

Wei Xiaobao: "...... So what to do? ”

I know that it is customary for this kid to slip away when he encounters difficulties, and lying and deceiving people is his specialty, but when he is about to encounter a positive situation, he has no choice, so he can only take an idea for him: "Didn't I just say, go up the mountain overnight to find the old monk, and then find a way to escape or prepare, anyway, you can't wait until tomorrow, then it's too late!" ”

Wei Xiaobao still had a way to do it at this time, so he responded immediately, so the two of us hurriedly returned to the inn to find Shuang'er and the old monk Chengguan, who knew that only the old monk was found, and Shuang'er didn't know where to go - the matter was out of authority, and I couldn't take care of it so much, so I could only let Wei Xiaobao pack his luggage by himself, and the old monk Chengguan looked for a car, I went to the counter to leave a book for Shuang'er, and then came to the mountain to find us after Shuang'er saw the letter.

I came to the counter to ask for pen, ink, paper and inkstone, knowing that the brush is difficult to write but there is no way, I can only reluctantly write out the general meaning, the word is not much worse than a dog gnawing a cat scratching, but the meaning is still very clear, just finished writing the carriage has arrived, so we hurriedly got on the car and rushed all the way up the mountain.

In the Lu Ding Ji about this matter is actually like this, many lamas besieged Qingliang Temple, under the pretext of looking for the excuse of losing the little lama to enter the temple to search for the whereabouts of the old emperor, Wei Xiaobao took the Shaolin thirty-six monks to fight hard, and finally inexplicably thought of a trick of the golden cicada to get out of the shell, grabbed dozens of lamas to take off their clothes and put them on, and then set fire to the temple, and rushed out when the lamas were in chaos, and the emperor came to worship the mountain and arrested the lamas by mistake - this is their method, but it is not useful for us.

First of all, if nothing else, the Emperor will not arrive until tomorrow afternoon, and we have no one to support us; Secondly, the lama's attack will begin tomorrow afternoon, and there will be plenty of time to go; Thirdly, and most importantly, the lama has not yet started attacking Qingliang Monastery, thinking that the plan is seamless, and he can't guess that we have taken the lead to gain an insight, and in this case, no one will think that we will sneak down the mountain!

It's like a zombie siege, the zombies are all gone, what do you think they are doing?

When they arrived at Qingliang Temple, the old monk of Chengguan took the presiding abbot's document and reported it, and the original presiding officer of Qingliang Temple, Master Yulin, immediately went out to greet him, Wei Xiaobao and he were acquaintances, and after briefly describing the situation, Monk Yulin said directly: "Since this matter is related to the safety of the idiot master, then we might as well find the master to discuss together, how about it?" ”

"Whatever," Wei Xiaobao waved his hand indifferently: "As long as you come quickly—those lamas will be here tomorrow at noon!" ”

Yulin smiled slightly, took us out of the back door of Qingliang Temple, came to a small temple half a mile away, and immediately after gently tapping the door, there was a bald man of more than one meter and nine years poking his head out from the inside, and when he saw that it was Yulin, he immediately put down the demon pestle in his hand, and saluted: "Master Yulin is polite!" "It is the madness that accompanied the old emperor in his practice, and the general who accompanied Shunzhi to charge and kill the enemy in the past.

Yulin also saluted: "Has the idiot master rested?" The abbot of Shaolin sent a new host, and it was this master of obscurity...... "No, you were wrong this time!" Wei Xiaobao immediately corrected: "I came to be the deputy host this time, and the main master is my cousin, and the law name is bad luck!" ”

Yulin and Xing Crazy were stunned, probably thinking that the laughter was not too serious, so they tried their best to hold back, their faces suddenly became strange, and they looked similar to the steamed buns - I didn't show weakness, and said directly: "My Dharma name, the name has not been changed until now, but it has become the other half of my life, the daughter does not change, it has become accustomed to my sweat - bad luck is just a name, the skin of the world is insignificant, and this name is still valued, everyone, your usual homework is not serious, this meditation is not very good!" ”

I don't understand this brainless thing, but Yulin is like a lightning strike, and his eyes suddenly showed an unbelievable expression, he looked at me solemnly, bowed his head and saluted: "What the master taught me is that we are in love!" ”

"Let's go back and come back about Zen, the top priority is to call out the idiot master," I was not polite, I nodded directly and ordered: "Then there is a hard trip to the mad master, we are waiting in the main hall." ”

Said to be a big hall, in fact, this small temple is only this one Buddha hall, so we went crazy in a few minutes and accompanied an old monk to rush over, and it was Wei Xiaobao who told the story of the matter - Wei Xiaobao was better than me, he let the old monk avoid it first according to me, which was far less difficult than fighting with the enemy, so it didn't take long for the old monk to reluctantly agree, so we didn't pack up our things and went out immediately.

As we had already negotiated the money, the charioteer did not leave at all, but sat in the carriage with a gourd and drank a little wine, and immediately after we came out, everyone got into the car and raced down the mountain—although the six people were a little squeezed, but because this was a car from the market under the mountain, it was different from that used by the monks on the mountain, so we could only squeeze it for safety.

Although the Wutai Mountain is not as good as the Wuyue, but it is also a very high mountain, the carriage up and down a lot of time, and when we see the mountain gate archway under the mountain again, the sky has been re-brightened, we spent a whole night on the road, just to be glad that the luck is not bad, the soldiers will not be bloody to solve this matter......

The carriage gradually approached the mountain gate, and before the smugness in my heart passed, dozens of lamas suddenly flashed out from the side of the road to stop the car. ”

As soon as the car stopped, I was already a little panicked before the lamas could gather around me, and blurted out: "Oops! ”

"What's wrong?" Because of the space in the carriage, except for the outermost visible situation, no one else could squeeze out, so they could only ask me, "Why did you stop?" ”

"It's all my fault," I said with annoyance, "how the did I know that I was going to check for drunk driving in the early morning—I had told the grandson who was driving the car not to drink, where could I get a taxi during the rush hour!" ”

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