Everything he did just now was Taier's bad move.,The purpose is to reduce the sharpness of the dream Confucian chicken.,Hit his confidence.,Disturb his mind.,As the saying goes, you must first suffer his mind.,Empty his body.,That's what it means to do it-the middle section of straining his muscles and bones and starving his body and skin is probably about drugged.,I originally wanted to get some laxatives to try.,But under Lolita's best efforts to stop it, forget it......

After all, the buddy is doing the right thing, and he is upright, and this kind of fact can't be done!

As soon as I lifted my feet, I felt the pressure, and to be honest, it took me tens of millions of years to evolve from walking on four legs to two legs, and it really didn't feel like I could adapt to the sudden change to a one-legged pole - but it was okay, I knew very well in my heart that the revolutionary masses around me were ready to build up their feats and destroy the enemy, and they had already accumulated a lot of momentum to fight!

The foot was raised, Xiao Zhuanfeng had already made a trick on the side of the pot up, lit the fire and put the oil, Kong Lao Er followed closely and handed over the basket of eggs, the pot began to fry on the edge of the pot, the fragrance was suddenly overflowing, and he spoke at this time: "Hungry, do you want to fry eggs?" Sweep away hunger and be yourself, so as not to be soft when you are hungry! ”

The crowd flocked, using chopsticks to skewer the eggs and sugar gourds and gnaw, while gnawing around us to chirp, Tai Er also two fingers twisted an omelette licking, and asked with a smile in front of the chicken: "Do you want to do it?"

"I'll do both," I asked the chicken with a smile: "If you don't, don't make excuses for me if you don't lose!" ”

This trick was thought up by Kong Lao Er, probably inspired by my search for the scorpion, I thought it could affect the mood of the god chicken, but who knew - this girl was not moved at all, and she snorted without raising her eyelids, "Yo, that's all there is to it?" In that case, you're welcome, just put it aside, and I'll be a celebratory cake when I win! ”

it! It looks like the first trick has cut off the water, and the water is even more flowing!

Xiao Zhuanfeng wanted to add fuel and vinegar to his words, but I had already realized the failure of the tactics from the expression of the god chicken, and I didn't delay and began to squeeze my eyes at them: "Don't fry it!" Doesn't that affect our mood? ”

The cockscomb of the divine chicken trembled, sneered, and closed its eyes. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Xiao Zhuanfeng couldn't stand this anger, raised his hand and threw the spatula, turned around and went outside the store - the second trick began.

After a few minutes, a small creaking sound began to appear outside the store, and it was not long before a mouse came in through the door, followed by another, another, another...... Just like the last time in the kitchen of the Century Hotel, countless rats came together with the old and the young under the call of the little drill wind, and gathered together like a tide.

Needless to say, the crowd of onlookers had already kicked their chairs onto the table, waiting with great interest to see the results of the second attack.

Xiao Drill Wind whistled through the door, the surging rat swarm suddenly exploded the nest, split into two and rushed towards the field, less than ten seconds, the forward of the rat swarm has approached the forbidden area of the rooster, and is about to raise his foot to shoot!

At this moment, the eyes of the magic rooster suddenly opened!

This Cangsun really didn't blow it, one paw was independent, and the other paw was actually hula and kept pulling outward, and a few mice that were close to him were suddenly bounced out, followed by him and turned in a circle, and the mice behind him were blurred and hungry all over the field......

There are more and more mice, but the speed of the magic chicken is getting faster and faster, and the whole rotation is similar to that of a fan, and the rats also pounce on it in waves, and then they are ejected in waves, and they don't move after falling low!

Everyone was frightened, and I couldn't help muttering, "Nima's stump this day!" ”

Obviously, we also failed in the second batch, just with the situation of the small motor of the magic chicken, it is estimated that I will stop the food before he is exhausted - we must cut the mess quickly, even if it hurts the one who steals the vegetables, he is also looking for himself, we can't take care of it!

After Xiao Zuanfeng wiped his tears and carried a bag of rice from the kitchen to pay for it, the rats retreated with the remnants of the defeated army, and there was nothing in the store except for the blood stains, but almost at the same time, Tai Er had already felt out the fan and went around the back of the chicken!

The third trick: the weasel gives the chicken a New Year's greeting!

Originally, according to the arrangement, after the rat group didn't work, it was time for Wu Dalang to go up, he went to the back to bring the little milk dog in the nursing home and nursing home, Tai Er secretly made a bad attack on the chicken, so that the little milk dog was a weasel in his eyes, this is not scared?

But what I didn't expect was that I hadn't seen Wu Jian come in for most of the day, and I didn't know where he had gone--I've only heard of the cheater, but I haven't heard of it...... Wait, let me figure it out, Wu Jian is Xiao Zhuanfeng's seventh uncle and grandfather, and I am Xiao Zhuanfeng's cousin, so who is he in the pit according to his generation?

In this life, it's too messy!

After waiting for a long time to see no one, Tai Er was so anxious that he tried his best to make his eyes, and his eyeballs were about to protrude, and Kong Lao Er, who had no eyesight, reacted, screamed, and rushed out with his stomach - of course, this exaggerated acting skills did not hide from the magic chicken, Kong Lao Er's ass had just left the door, and he had already sneered at me while moving his chicken paws:

"What about other tricks? Do you really think that you can clean me up with just this little thing in your yang world? ”

Since this is the case, I won't hide it, Dafang confessed: "It's a person or a ghost, a basin of water, who knows if you look like a fairy or miserable without removing your makeup - it's not our buddy's character to surrender without a fight!" ”

"The world is so big, I advise you to go and see it, you can't make a big deal by sitting in a well and watching the sky and deceiving yourself."

I sneered at each other with pure pleasure: "I advise you to worry about yourself, cherish it, and don't be afraid of it later." ”

The god chicken said in a cold tone: "I can't see that the current human beings still like to deceive themselves so much? ”

I sighed: "Your mouth is so good - read the online article, right?" ”

This time it was the turn of the god chicken to be stunned, and asked casually: "How do you know?" ”

I suddenly said: "If you don't read the online article, you can be so unreasonable!" ”

At this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside, I subconsciously raised my eyes, and found that Taier's fan had been hulala and fanned down at the Shenji, and then the guy's whole body trembled, and he trembled a few times like the urine after peeing, and then turned his head inexplicably - Taier put the fan in his pocket in time, and he was happy, and the Shenji turned around and ignored him.

At the same time, Kong Lao Er and Wu Jian used ham sausage to lead a little milk dog in.

At a glance, I have already seen the dawn of victory!

They came in and turned around at the same time, and then the hair around the grandson was fluffy, especially the circle of roots around the neck, almost about to spread his wings, obviously frightened!

Wow! Unity is strength, this strength is iron, this strength is steel! Victory is about to hit me on the head!

"Whew!"

The mouth of the god chicken was open, and it actually made a tiger roar, which was deafening and echoed in the house, and the little milk dog turned around and ran away, and everyone else was frightened enough by this cold voice, and I was even more numb all over my body - my God, the zoo Shihu Mountain is not so strong, right?

Vigorously produce miracles, where did you not eat such a great power!

In the stunned eyes of our group, the rooster said lightly: "I'm good at ventriloquism, right—do you still have any tricks?" ”

I wanted to cry without tears and completely burst into tears: "What the hell are you learning a foreign language!" ”

At this time, we are only one step away from the total annihilation, and the purpose of my self-support is only to delay time, and to calculate the possibility of throwing myself into my arms now to make the chicken god change his mind......

Where do we still have a trick, everything we can do is gone, and we almost hug the chicken thighs and kneel down to beg for mercy - if we want to make it now, isn't it a bit cheap, or don't we wait? ……

At this moment, a smoker behind us said, "Hey, what are you doing?" ”

When we turned around, we saw Xiaoqing walking in with a middle-aged man in his forties, and I remembered that he had borrowed money, and hurriedly said, "What, if you give Xiaoqing 3,000 yuan...... "What are you waiting for, hurry up and finish the matter!"

Before the words fell, the rooster suddenly clucked and let out a hen crow, and before we could understand, he had already collapsed on the ground with convulsions, white foam dripping vigorously from the sharp mouth, trembling for a while, and his pupils were dilated.

Lori didn't care about taking the money, so she caught up and hugged the chicken in her arms: "What's wrong?" ”

We were all in the circle, and we didn't know where to put the waxy hand of the pestle - this grandson couldn't play with porcelain, could he?

As the saying goes, the authorities are obsessed with bystanders, Xiaoqing is a good example, and Ya reacted instantly: "This is not chicken plague, buddy?" Hey, Brother He, hurry up, it's okay to have chicken plague, in case of bird flu, your daughter is dangerous. ”

I gasped, and only then did I put my legs on the ground, and sat on a chair with a limp, rubbing my legs and waving my hands: "It's not chicken plague, you can put it, don't worry, I have a score for this." ”

Xiaoqing didn't say much, but let the person who came with him on the side go ahead: "Lao Zhao Gang take a look, what do you see?" ”

The middle-aged man walked up directly, and began to look east and west with the wings of the chicken, and Lori asked anxiously: "He veterinarian, you let him see, professional or not, can you reflect the true face of things?" ”

The middle-aged man said confidently: "Don't look down on people, little girl, you can inquire outside, I can't do anything else, but if you talk about chickens, it's much better than a veterinarian." ”

We all said, "So who are you?" ”

The middle-aged man said proudly: "I am the biggest chicken seller in this vegetable market, and I am also the most professional person who kills chickens." Xiaoqing added: "Lao Zhao was sixteen years old, and he has been killing chickens for 30 years, and the chickens in his hands are not 10 million but 8 million, and they are about to catch up with a small slaughterhouse, so for him, chickens are more familiar than people!" ”

Only then did we suddenly think: "You are a chicken slaughterer for a long time!" ”

These words can be regarded as a solution for us, the tiger bones deter the wolves, the butcher knife retreats the ghosts, Mengru This guy is purely frightened by the killing spirit on Zhao Yidao's body!