After a heated discussion, we combed out all the tricks that could be used and couldn't be used, lined them up one by one, and prepared to compare with the god chicken step by step - the most critical of which is to look at Tai Er, the method is the same as dealing with Kong Daqian and the old peacock, as if God covered the curtain in front of his eyes and forgot to open it, and the illusion of a weasel working together!

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We discussed the matter and it was time to get to the guests, so I decided to put it off and wait until I finished the work before fighting to the death, to see whether the east wind overwhelmed the west wind or the curtain swept west wind people are thinner than cucumbers, who is bigger...... don't think crookedly, don't think crookedly, what I said is definitely not the same thing as what you think!

There are still a lot of guests, many of them are Ren Xiaoyan's girlfriends, friends and classmates, calling friends and drinking friends come to me in groups to reminisce about the past, quite familiar, I also played the role of the boss transparently, relayed Ren Xiaoyan's cordial greetings and good wishes to everyone at the table, and we exchanged views on bilateral issues and the Syrian crisis. Everyone said that under the guidance of the first love barbecue, the economic cooperation between our two sides has made great progress, and we must continue to maintain continuous heating up and promote and deepen cooperation in various fields......

At this time, I heard a female voice behind me ask, "Husband, do you think Fan Bingbing is beautiful or Yang Mi is beautiful?" ”

Why, does this sound familiar?

Turning his head to look, drinking, sitting on the table next to him was the little nurse with a single eyelid that the hospital had seen, staring at her daughter, and there was a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes next to him, judging from his expression, it should be his boyfriend.

Faced with the problem of single eyelids, the thick eyebrows and big eyes were knowledgeable, and said with a smile: "Don't you add you to the option?" ”

After hearing this, the single eyelid couldn't hide his face, and said shyly: "I hate it-then, Fan Bingbing, Yang Mi and me, who is more beautiful?" ”

Thick eyebrows and big eyes grinned: "Fan Bingbing." ”

The single eyelid was stunned, and a layer of anger suddenly appeared on his face, and the thick eyebrows and big eyes immediately continued: "Why don't you ask who I like, who is beautiful......"

Only then did the single eyelid be relieved, and he spoke again: "Then Fan Bingbing, Yang Mi and me, who do you like?" ”

Thick eyebrows and big eyes looked up at the sky, and the answer was unexpected to everyone: "Fan Bingbing." ”

…… Needless to say, the single eyelid was angry and rushed out of the door, and the thick eyebrows and big eyes were stupid, and after a while, he chased out stupidly, and the people on the side were surprised: "Why doesn't the guy who looks very good have a long brain?" ”

I looked at it happily, and my brain reacted with a thrill: Hey, these two didn't pay for it,, this won't be a new trick of the overlord meal, right? It's too late to chase now!

It stands to reason that an enlightened person like me should regard money as dung, but you think, crops and flowers are all based on dung, so it is reasonable for me to love money.

I didn't pay for it, and I ruined my good mood for a night, and I sulked while sitting on the sidelines, thinking about it, I was led astray by the plot of the usual TV series - there are auspicious times before good things appear, and there should be bad luck before bad things come out, isn't this a preview of today's time not to wait for me to fall short?

I'm starting to get sick again...... No, we're going to have to make things worse, so we have to get this thing right!

Before I could find Zhao Lorixi, I squeezed my eyebrows at me while carrying my mobile phone, I hurriedly pulled her aside and said hurriedly: "Why are you, facial spasms or eyes in the sand?" I said be careful, if you sneer and get bigger in front of so many people, it's all over! ”

Lori was unconvinced: "I'm making you look at me and let you go with me." ”

"Hey, where did you learn this?" I said sincerely: "Don't do this next time, it's easy to scare people!" ”

"Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf," Lolita suddenly said: "I see, this trick doesn't work, right-then I'll change it next time, what do you think of the Morse code?" ”

My head suddenly grew: "Forget it, you better frown and wink—why do you have to call me aside?" ”

Lolita was just right, and said solemnly: "Aunt Hei said that it's okay to get it below, let's take a look later." ”

"Okay, let's go after competing with the god chicken."

At this time, someone shouted to pay, Lolita twisted her ass and left, leaving me standing in place thousands of times and undecided, and I was hesitant to catch up with the mainstream online article of this abuse: "Why are you talking about this again, my heartbeat has just been walking, you give me free time again......"

I sent it for a while and the phone rang, and it was Xiaoqing who picked it up: "Then what Brother He, you said this afternoon that you have no money to ask you to get it, right?" "It's not okay if it's too much, it's no problem with the two jujubes," I rubbed my head and asked, "What about going back and paying the account?" ”

"Hey, almost," Xiaoqing said, "Three thousand lines, right?" I'll get it later, half of it will be paid to my wife and half will be paid to my wife. ”

Now I'm also a person who makes money every day, although the fight is a little smaller, but after all, there is, when it first opened, Xiaoqing helped a lot, even if I didn't help me, I couldn't see death without saving it, so I happily agreed, Xiaoqing is also in business, exquisite, I have to wait for me to finish work to get it, I can't help it.

In the second half of the night, I have been tossing and turning in various tricks, and Baidu is reading encyclopedias, but until the end I didn't find a reliable one, and I still played shirtless, and I still can only follow the tricks I thought of in the afternoon.

In the dead of night, the customers left, and it was only at this moment that we opened up a field in the hall, surrounded by a large pile of napkins, straw bottle caps, and cigarette butts, and skewers, clearing an open space, and Lori went up to call down the rooster who was staying in the room.

I sat in the living room and didn't wait for a while, I heard the click of the stairs, and when I raised my eyes, I was paced out of it with a swaying rooster, and my face was full of arrogance.

When there were only a few steps left, the rooster hula flapped its wings and crossed the railing and landed, and the yin and yang monster said angrily: "Do you really dare to compare?" ”

I sighed, stood opposite him under the impetus of the wheel of fate, and confessed: "It's one thing to dare or not, and it's another thing to compare it or not—you can't be afraid of Wang Bake's teeth, we won't eat meat, right?" ”

Shenji didn't understand the meaning a little, and looked at Lorixi in a daze: "How did you speak?" This kid scolds me, right? ”

Lolixi directly slapped her sloppy eyes, shook her head and said, "I don't understand ...... either" Without waiting for her to speak, I said coldly: "I want to know what it means?" Forget it, you can't understand what your IQ says, you just need to know that you didn't guess wrong! ”

The god chicken was so angry with me that he didn't speak, he just lifted his paw and said solemnly, "Let's start?" ”

I ignored him, turned my head and shouted at the onlookers: "How is this counted, referee?" ”

Tai Er on the side remembered today's important task, and hurriedly got out of the crowd, and said to the god chicken: "Don't worry, you, I haven't shouted that you are in a hurry?" - I'm today's referee, Tai Er Zhenren, before the game, you listen to me and explain the rules first......"

Shenji said irritably: "Don't talk nonsense, shout that whoever lands on the ground first will admit defeat." ”

Tai Er said solemnly: "Just one?" ”

Shenji's heart moved, and he suddenly added: "It's not that simple......

I hurriedly sang: "...... You can find a partner to talk to......"

The god chicken glared at me viciously, and continued without knowing the taste: "... One more thing: no one or anything of you can touch me during the game - what if you want to call me again? ”

I exchanged glances with Tai Er, but he didn't say anything, he suddenly heard the string song and knew the elegant meaning, and said solemnly: "Since this is the case, okay, let's settle these two points!" Ladies and gentlemen, the request for the Divine Rooster has been proposed, then we are ready to ......", he suddenly turned to me: "...... Let's ask Mr. Hobbi's opinion again. ”

A group of people laughed and said: "Should you ask, should ask...", they all looked at the face of the god chicken with a stunned smile, and the girl also reacted instantly, and said angrily: "What about playing with me, right?" ”

Tai Er's face was full of solemnity, and he used the usual tricks of the magic stick to make a mystery, and his eyes did not squint and said, "Can you speak?" You are not an expert, and you have to represent tens of millions of people in one sentence, referring to the donkey as the horse does whatever he wants...... When the time comes, the pigs will kill people, why bother to say that you are vegetarian, what should you do, aren't you just watching? ”

Tai Er's words were reasonable, not humble or arrogant, and Shenji didn't know how to answer, so he snorted heavily, and muttered helplessly: "Why is it so troublesome, I knew that I wouldn't compare!" ”

"You're okay, if you get married, you have to listen to the submissions of both parents, and fight for your own political reasons!" Tai Er buried two sentences, turned around and asked me again: "Why bother, what do you think of the opinion of the divine chicken, can you accept it?" ”

I looked at him expressionlessly and nodded, "I'm okay with that." ”

Tai Er turned his face away with satisfaction, looked around and said loudly: "I announce, the world's first mountain patrol skewers, the first Golden Rooster Independent Cup one-legged standing competition, now-let's discuss, the game will start later, can you two talk?" Let's say it first, if you don't prepare to speak, then whoever speaks at that time will be considered a foul! ”

The god chicken's raised feet were put down again, and he was so annoyed that he kept raising his legs to pick the hair under his wings, and said restlessly: "Whatever." ”

I said, "That's fine!" ”

Tai Er nodded with satisfaction again and looked around: "I announce, the world's first mountain patrol skewers, the first Golden Rooster Independent Cup one-legged standing competition, now - start!" ”

Hulahe, one man and one chicken immediately lifted their feet up!