The car went around in a big circle under Ren Xiaoyan's flexible control, and began to approach in the direction of the nursing home, unconsciously the road in front of us became more and more familiar, we were waiting to high-five each other when the body shook violently, we were all shocked to the ground, and before we could come back to our senses, we were all shocked and more violently shook - the car plunged into the side of the flower bed, half of the body was empty, and the right side of the wheel was dripping and idling and couldn't retreat!

In academic terms, we were rear-ended, but if we were divided by the plot of the movie, we were obviously hit by someone!

Ren Xiaoyan screamed in a daze: "What's the matter? ”

My first reaction was obviously faster than hers, and I was already struggling to turn around while she was still screaming, and I was immediately horrified, the broken Peugeot had stopped on the side of the road ten meters away, and jumped down with Scissorhands, swaggering and smiling, and his hands were pointing to the V, just like the classic gesture of recalling the popular mugshots of the late 90s. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's just that the shelf life of the terrifying atmosphere he painstakingly managed is too short - the girl got out of the car and didn't take two steps, Peugeot was already whining and began to retreat, and while retreating, a guy in a peaked cap poked his head out of the window and shouted: "Grandson! I remember you, don't run away if you have the ability......"

Scissor hands stopped coldly, the head of the cap was instantly stuffed back into the car and the oil was blasted, and the head was turned upside down without adjusting and disappeared!

Taking advantage of this effort, I got out of the car, and then dragged Ren Xiaoyan out of the car on the other side, when our feet were stuck to the ground, this guy was less than five meters away from us, and the scissors in both hands kept clipping: "Why don't you escape, do you think you escaped?" ”

The two of us stepped back together, and Ren Xiaoyan stomped her feet and shouted, "You, you, you, who are you......"

Scissorhands continued to approach, and said with a proud face: "You can call me a pincer!" ”

The two of us looked at each other, and then scolded together: "Do you want to be ashamed? ”

Scissorhands said with a dark face: "Don't run away if you're amazing!" Those who have the ability to compare with me......"

I stretched out my hand without waiting for him to finish speaking, and hurriedly said, "Compare and draw - stone!" Okay, cut it can't move, I win. ”

Just when Ren Xiaoyan wanted to laugh but felt that it was not the place, three figures suddenly flashed out, and one of them consciously and voluntarily turned his back to me to block the front - it was Xiao Zhuanfeng, Ximen Fuxue and the royal sister who had already incarnated Angelina Jolie!

This rescue is different from the last sudden attack, although they are not armed to the teeth, but they are also considered to be shotguns for guns and live ammunition, the transformed royal sister Xi is holding the sea emperor trident to guard the left side, and Ximen Ge is holding a two-foot-seven-inch, sharp, cold spatula, even the little drill wind hand...... I'm Nima! I actually carried two twelve-pound kettles in my hands!

I excitedly pulled Ren Xiaoyan to celebrate: "The rescue is here." ”

Scissorhands looked around, unimpressed in the face of five enemies, stared at me coldly, and said, "You think they saved you?" ”

I also grinned at each other: "Try? ”

"No!"

With this sound of breaking, Scissorhands pounced desperately, and immediately fought with the Ximen blowing snow in front of me, the two fingers of this grandson under the street lamp were as brilliant as a vice, and the spatula hit continued to make a golden sound, just inadvertently, their fingers suddenly clamped the spatula rod, click, and the stainless steel shovel handle with thick fingers was actually clamped by him in two!

Ximen Fuxue's face sank, I didn't expect this guy's fingers to be so sharp, I guess he must have been dumbfounded at the time, and then he watched the two fingers of the scissors hand click and keep cutting, and the remaining half of the shovel handle in his hand quickly became shorter, and finally only one handle was left to grab his hand, which was similar to grabbing a sausage.

After winning the first battle, Scissorhands became even more arrogant, roaring at me...... Uh, no, she continued to rush towards the two of us, and at this time the royal sister finally made a move-she handed the trident up from the side, and stabbed it straight under the armpit of the scissorhand, and the grandson had to turn back.

If he wanted to change the usual, whoever did this would definitely make Ximen Fuxue angry, but today he really didn't understand the situation, and he retreated with a gloomy face and didn't say a word.

Although the handle length of the trident has an advantage, it is easier to clamp it for the scissor hands, but the two scissor hands clamped the handle of the trident again, and the hum grows, and the scissor hands click and clamp down!

Squeak!

It is worthy of the Sea Emperor Trident with the same name as the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, this grandson not only did not break it under a clip, but instead gave his fingers to the bald skin, he couldn't help but be shocked: "What kind of weapon are you?" ”

Sister Xi didn't care what he said, and suddenly dragged the trident in front of him, and the grandson reacted after asking, and just clamped the trident firmly without using force, and then desperately pulled forward to himself - the painting style changed from dung fork vs. scissor hand to tug-of-war, both of them hummed and chirped, and no one could help anyone for a while!

I was pinched behind my back, and Ren Xiaoyan couldn't wait to yell at me: "Don't you want to help? ”

Now she could see that something was wrong, and the shock of the two fingers cutting the spatula was so strong that she was rightly on the side of an acquaintance in this case - and besides, I had just pulled her out of the car!

I looked at the two wrestling royal sisters and scissorhands, I didn't know how to start, the first thought in my mind was a joke, when the two students were tug-of-war, one side all put on the mask of Director Jin's bewildered face, and the other side immediately laughed and leaned back and collapsed...... But at this time, where do you ask me to find a mask, it's too late for a ready-made painting!

Then I thought of the scene in Kung Fu where Xing Ye smashed the back of the head of the Huoyun Evil God with a small stick in the casino, but I also denied it in an instant-obviously the Huoyun Evil God and the Condor Heroes are inseparable, and Xing Ye's stick completely stimulated people's fighting spirit, and later he smashed his head under the ground - even if I believe that the Royal Sister will take me away, but I really don't guarantee that I can be covered in herbs and instantly recover like flying! - What's more, I've never practiced the Nyorai Divine Palm!

There is no movement on my side, but it doesn't mean that everyone is not moving, just in the next second, Xiao Zhuanfeng pulled the cork of the thermos and rushed up, and with a wave of his hand, the yellow and bright liquid was overwhelmingly sprinkled away!

These two bottles are actually boiling vegetable oil!

No one dared to stop for a second more than when the vegetable oil was spilled, and the royal sister and the scissorhands let go together, but the trident fell to the ground, and neither of them held it!

Scissorhands and the royal sister stood opposite each other with big eyes, their eyes were staring at the trident in front of them, every time the royal sister was ready to step forward, the mummy was about to pounce, and he was ready to take a step and the little drill wind leaned back to open the thermos, they were a little uncertain to pay attention, and after waiting for a while, the scissorhand killer suddenly looked behind me, and said at the same time:

"Good! I'll let you go today......"

I looked back and saw that Brother Simon had already turned over a crowbar from Ren Xiaoyan's car, the thickness of a rolling pin, and his bald hand was not able to catch it even if it was broken, so I was reluctant to let go - I would definitely not let go of this kind of beating of the water dog to find pleasure in his mouth, and immediately mocked: "Please, don't let it go!" ”

Scissorhands sneered and ran away, and the royal sister hurriedly grabbed the trident in her hand, and when she was about to chase it, she heard Ximen blow Xue Senran and said: "Let him go......"

Sister Yu Xi and Xiao Zhuanfeng were all at once, and Ximen Fuxue bit the back socket and spit out the second half of the sentence: "He is mine!" ”

People don't think the same way, although Simon Blowing Snow didn't suffer any loss this time, but in his view, breaking the weapon is undoubtedly equivalent to a slap on the face, and he can't get off the face at all, and immediately put this scissor hand on the blacklist, this kind of psychology explains the biggest gap between the student who cried and cried for 95 points in the test and the me who sang and danced in the 60 points - at best, it was a difference in consciousness, and at worst, it was hypocrisy!

We gathered together to watch the back of Scissorhands fade away, and our hearts were different.

Ren Xiaoyan ran towards the car with a scream, shouting: "My car, my car, my car......" She turned her head to look at me with complaint: "I begged my father to buy this car with great difficulty, how can I explain it when I go back!" ”

I could only comfort her and said, "It's really not good, you call your dad and say that you hit someone by drunk driving!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan collapsed and said: "It's not a big deal to see the excitement!" ”

I smiled and explained the second half: "Give him the worst result first, and when the old man is so anxious, you will say that it is actually just hitting the flower bed, and there is no drunk driving and no injury, I am happy to comfort your father from the sky, what else can I say?" ”

This trick is what I read in my book, I don't know how the effect is in the real situation, it is guessed that it can at least be scary, and occasionally it can be surprisingly successful - it is not recommended for students with a history of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases and mental illnesses to try, because this method also has a very low probability of a critical hit: you send your old man directly to the hospital!

Ren Xiaoyan glared at me, "Phew! I honestly said that I crashed, and I won't drive it in the future," followed her and immediately changed her words: "What the hell is going on today?" ”

I smiled and confused: "Didn't I say it at first?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan stared at me viciously, and I didn't hesitate to look at her, I thought it would be followed by a gust of wind and rain, but suddenly her face eased inexplicably, and beckoned to me: "If you don't say it, forget it." ”

"You believe it?" I couldn't help but say, "Why do I feel infiltrated the more I listen to what you say?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan took out her mobile phone and began to call the insurance company, and said casually: "I don't believe it, but I know that you will definitely not say it now!" ”

I triumphant: "That's for sure." ”

"I'm sure you'll tell me yourself one day!"

I swore to God, "I won't play Truth or Dare with you even if I kill you!" ”

……

Fat Pig Huang and the insurance company began to improve the procedures for the crash, Ren Xiaoyan also planned to go home to rest after being frightened, only the four of us took a taxi back to the nursing home, at this time the people and ghosts in the store and the employees sent by Ren Xiaoyan were gone, and the four of us sat on the chairs in the lobby and began to discuss-

Lolita held her cheeks and muttered, "This guy must be from the legendary world, who do you say he is?" ”

Xiao Zuanfeng frowned and shook his head, Ximen Fuxue's eyes were like water and he didn't speak at all, and he didn't know what he was thinking, only I said thoughtfully: "I think of someone!" ”

Lori said strangely: "Who?" Can he cut a spatula by hand? ”

I affirmed, "I haven't seen a spatula, but it's okay to cut a table, chair and bench." ”

Lori Xi said: "Who?" ”

I scratched my head and thought, "Edward Scissorhands-Johnny Depp plays, by the way, Pirates of the Caribbean is also him." ”

Lori looked around blankly: "Who, who?" ”

Xiao Zhuanfeng was also confused, and after thinking about it, he went into the kitchen, and Simon glanced at it without speaking.

I used my mobile phone to Baidu to give them photos, and just glanced at Lolixi and pointed out the crux of the problem: "The five fingers of the person in the painting are scissors, but the person who killed you only has two, the left hand and the right hand." ”

Everyone was silent, and Lolita suddenly had a thought: "Could it be a scorpion or a crab with two scissors in both hands?" ”

As soon as we heard it, we all reacted, judging from this guy's posture, it must be like this, either scorpions or crabs, by the way, there are crawling shrimp, prawns, Jiwei shrimp, drunk shrimp, spicy crayfish...... Anyway, it's a monster in all kinds of myths and stories, and you should be able to find it by touching the melon.

Me and Xiao Zhuanfeng sorted out the three monsters in Journey to the West, similar to a lot but each one can be sure, Lolixi couldn't help but be confused: "Hey, do you say that it will be a wild monster that has only recently become a sperm, and it belongs to the nouveau riche that we don't know at all?" ”

I shook my head and said, "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, monsters can't become spirits, this is a dead order issued by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television to all websites." ”

Ximen Blowing Snow, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said: "It doesn't matter what it is, the soldiers will come to block the water and cover the earth, the key is in the future - why bother to have been attacked twice, and the third time may not be able to escape!" ”

I stood up violently, and said excitedly: "Yes! Does it matter what he is, doesn't Tang Seng just come over like this in Journey to the West, as long as you protect me, everything will be fine, don't worry about anything else," I said as I blew snow to Ximen for help, and opened my mouth with a sentence: "Brother Ximen save me!" ”

‘…… XX Save Me' Dafa is the quintessence of our country's ancient literature, and the four famous works have brought this spirit into full play, from the military teacher to save me, my brother to save me, my sister to the apprentice to save me, throughout the top and bottom 5,000 years -- I estimate that the legendary world has eaten this set, and the thinking pattern that has penetrated into the bones cannot be changed overnight.

Sure enough, Ximen Fuxue nodded, and said coldly and resolutely: "I will re-cultivate the swordsmanship and climb to the top again, and you, I will teach the swordsmanship to protect myself!" ”

I instantly rejoiced, and looked at Lori by the way: "This is a trick once and for all, even if I go to the underworld, I won't suffer!" ”

Lolixi is also straightforward: "It's feasible, anyway, our stall here is only temporary to make a living, and the focus will have to be shifted underground in the future, almost enough for our expenses on it, without too much fanfare." ”

I couldn't help but say, "You've been watching spy movies lately, right?" ”

Xiao Zhuanfeng came out of the kitchen with a pig's trotter in his mouth, and said with divergent thinking while gnawing: "Brother Simon, my cousin's safety ...... during this time" "I have close protection 24 hours a day," Ximen Chuixue said solemnly: "The main way of my cultivation is to adapt my body to my swordsmanship, just find a room at random." ”

I high-fived the pig's trotter in Xiao Zuanfeng's hand and congratulated: "Fortunately, I thought I was going to the snow mountain!" ”

Simon continued: "From today onwards, all the meat will be handled by you, and I will instruct you on the basic knife techniques. ”

I exclaimed, "Is this a meat cutter?" ”

Ximen Fuxue said awe-inspiringly: "A knife that can kill people is a good knife, and a knife that can kill people is a good knife method, why do you stick to a name?" ”

I touched my nose and said, "You have a bit of an idealist feeling!" ”

Simon Blowing Snow ignored me, but Lori made a decision: "What if he comes to the door during this time?" If we can kill it, we can't kill it and escape, as long as we lack one of the three, we can be able to be succeeded by him, and my mana will definitely not be able to support it in the long run. ”

I also nodded: "Yes, even if we stay together every day to play mahjong, we still have time to go to the toilet!" ”

Ximen Fuxue said coldly: "It's okay, I can feel the slightest murderous aura within a radius of 100 meters, and he can't get close at all - besides, I've already figured out a way, and one person can guarantee that it's okay!" ”

Ximen Blowing Snow is reliable after all, he said that our hanging hearts were finally settled, and at this time I suddenly remembered something, "Brother Simon, do you feel murderous, do you want to shoot directly or take a look?" ”

Ximen Fuxue Qi said: "Is there a difference?" ”

I was embarrassed and said, "I just want to know if I can kill chickens in the kitchen in the future." ”