I've guessed countless possibilities, but I never thought that Xiaoyu would be such a good thing - I won't talk about fat, and she's so dedicated, how do you tell me to say that she's good!

The only thing that can make me happy is that even if the Ninth Pheasant is found, plus me, sixty-six percent of the tasks have been completed, and even if the Ninth Beggar is found, we can immediately kill Hulu Mountain, and it is logical to click the enemy away. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I immediately sent someone to inform the dragon descending elder: "The Ninth Pheasant has come, will the Ninth Beggar be far away?" ”

(English poet Shelley's "Ode to the West Wind" is: Spring has come...... ）

By the way, let's turn around and continue to talk about Ren Xiaoyan's story:

She took Xiaoyu back to her room, spent half a night, and finally completely sorted out her identity, social status and the situation in this world - according to Ren Xiaoyan's understanding, her identity as the proprietress of Yixiangyuan is basically at the top of the food chain, although it is not too high, but it has basically reached the position of a big fish that can eat small fish, which is much better than the shrimp that is purely eaten by small fish, so she stayed at ease, hoping to find a way to go back......

Speaking of which, Ren Xiaoyan didn't hide her thoughts about me, but maybe because her mind was not clear when she crossed over, and her words were a little incomprehensible - she said this: "Why bother, I can get to this point, I thank you for your eighteen ancestors, ghosts will stick to you!" ”

Look, life and death are not forgotten, what a high realm this is, and there is nothing more than this before people and ghosts are in love, I am so moved......

As for this world, Ren Xiaoyan simply thinks that this is a very ordinary time-traveling event, she has returned to an era in history when a deer is a horse or a yellow robe, which is equivalent to a frightening step, palace, love through time and space, etc., rough steps should still be the plot of the first five episodes, so she is not in a hurry, and she is waiting for the one to give her three moles...... Uh-no, the one who gave her a chance to soar!

Then she received the news: the master is back!

In my memory, Ren Xiaoyan will never be a master who will sit still, she has always stubbornly believed that the extinction of dinosaurs is due to going with the flow and not wanting to forge ahead, so after hearing the news of my return, she immediately took the initiative to inquire about everything about the master, and then came to a conclusion:

"This is a pig here, if you don't leave, my cabbage will really be arched!"

So the scene I saw appeared: Ren Xiaoyan began to break through with a broom in hand, and tried her best to escape before my pig rushed to the cabbage yard, the only pity is that between the previous incident, the mother-in-law of Yixiang Courtyard looked at her very closely, and the slightest movement alarmed the big guys, and she was dragged alive, but she didn't let her go......

Ren Xiaoyan was familiar with the way and led me to a large room of sixty square meters, motioned to sit down, and then asked people to boil water to soak the verdant hair tips of the pot, and said straightforwardly: "Okay, tell me, what's going on with this crossing?" "In her opinion, I must be so good at mixing, maybe I have found a way back, and I came here purely to take the little master back to the palace.

I sat quietly on the seat, looking left and right, looking at the surrounding environment far beyond the well-off level, and by the way, I judged the status of this lady in the heart of the fat county commander - if there is no accident, her position in the heart of the fat county order is the same as the position of Lolixi in my heart: the administrative level is always half a level higher, that is, the difference between the deputy bureau and the main bureau level, looking at the same position, but never able to hold the real power.

I was silent for a moment, and then said word by word: "There are some things I said that you may not understand, since this is the case, then please allow me to take my time and explain it to you clearly from beginning to end." ”

Ren Xiaoyan nodded, staring at me intently: "I knew you weren't simple, look, you don't have to play truth or dare to be frank and lenient!" ”

…… Does she remember this? So, women are too vindictive, really.

I laughed at this verse and continued: "If you want to tell the story of this world, you must first tell the story of our original world: my name is He Bi, that is, why I give birth to Xiao Murry's He Bi......"

Ren Xiaoyan interrupted me with a straight face: "Pick up what you understand, and don't drag the text for me." ”

"Okay, I'll continue... I was not an ordinary person in that world, in fact, I was the representative of the underworld in the yang world, and the rights of the US ambassador to China were about the same, mainly responsible for ......"

"Catching ghosts? Maintaining world peace? Or manage the timeline? Ren Xiaoyan immediately grabbed the keyword, but what she thought of was different from mine - she slipped straight into the online text routine.

"Not really, ahem, I'm the Master of Legends, in other words, the most important players in the world of Legends," I explained, "You know what a Legend is, right? ”

"Uh, Shanda's online games, which were all the rage in the late nineties?"

"That's not it, the legend I'm talking about is worth a legendary story, such as Yugong moving mountains, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and Jin Yong's Gulong novels...... Anyway, as long as there are many people who believe in it, this will naturally become a legend," Speaking of this, I already have a little pride: "I'm in charge of this." ”

"Then why didn't you die?"

…… Ren Xiaoyan is really not suitable for chatting, it's good to grasp the point, but can you not stare so straightly?

I was halfway through the weather, and then continued: "Why bother looking for me if you need to die to do it, people and the earth can't do it themselves?" ”

"Why?"

I simply said: "The main thing is that people from the legendary world come to the real society, and they can't stay in the underworld for a long time, they must breathe in the sun - you should raise turtles, you can't keep them in the water, and you have to climb the shore to dry when you have time." ”

Ren Xiaoyan thought about it, but quickly grasped the question again, and her eyes suddenly widened: "Wait a while, those people in your store ...... It can't have anything to do with the world of legends, right? ”

Look, think about it, I know I can't hide it - take this opportunity, let's also talk about the name and role of the people in the store to Xuancheng, although Meng Ding doesn't understand it, but you must know that the legendary world has to be exposed, you listen, this name and character alone are rare:

Lolita is called He Ruoxi to the outside world, my daughter;

Little Diamond Wind is called He Diamond Wind to the outside world, my cousin;

Simon blows snow to the outside world, and I am my brother;

Wu Dalang is called Wu Jian to the outside world, my seventh uncle and grandfather;

Tai Er is called He Tai Er to the outside world, my cousin;

Kong Lao Er is called He Qiu to the outside world, my cousin;

The Supreme Treasure is called He Wubao to the outside world, friend;

Bai Xiaogu is called Bai Xiaogu to the outside world, my friend's wife......

Although the names of Chinese are strange now, what Japan, Cao Nima, Bao Shuang, Bai Fumei, He Hehe, Fan Tong, Li Xiaoa and so on, but after all, I can't take out He Drilling, He Wukong, Bai Xiaobone and the like, plus my explanation, Qi Huo'er, as long as the brain does not pump, you can guess!

I smiled faintly, but there were magnificent mood fluctuations in Ren Xiaoyan's eyes, and she was surprised: "Could it be that they all write legendary online articles?" ”

Me: "...... Don't worry about what I said that night -, I'm not writing spoofs! ”

It was not easy for me to let Ren Xiaoyan understand my work, of course, including introducing the true identities of these people in the store, Ren Xiaoyan's mouth opened wider and wider, and finally suddenly woke up: "You mean to say that you can travel to the legendary world, no matter what the legendary world is?" ”

I nodded cautiously: "It's almost, but this is also my first time crossing, I really don't know how to go back - even if the knife is on my neck, I won't let you go home immediately to continue your grandfather's birthday feast." ”

"Who's going back where?" Ren Xiaoyan waved her hand excitedly: "I mean, if you can do it, you can take me to see the stars - wow, I'm excited when I think about it, this is much more interesting than meeting actors!" ”

"We don't involve stick dramas," I raised my eyes and looked at the sky at forty-five degrees, and said leisurely: "Control is limited to domestic products - you also do your best for the country and the people, and the rise of China depends on us to add bricks and tiles!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan was suddenly deflated and muttered, "Bai is happy...... Hey, you're so useless! ”

I hurriedly grinned and said: "What is this, we also have a service range, don't we all play on TV, no matter how good the mobile is, it can't cover the whole Pacific Ocean, and if you want to talk on the sea, you have to rely on satellite phones - besides, haven't you seen it just now?" I asked someone to change the floor tiles. ”

Ren Xiaoyan glared at me: "...... Rogue! ”

"Don't say it's something or not, let's continue to go home, okay?" I hurriedly diverted the topic: "To tell you honestly, I have almost sorted out the way to go back this time, and I just need to do it step by step - that Xiaoyu is one of the key people in our homecoming, and we really have to rely on her to go back, and we also have to find a beggar, with them, we are half done." ”

"The beggar?" Ren Xiaoyan was really distracted by me in an instant, and pushed me and said, "You sent someone to find you, why are you stunned here?" ”

"Wait for clues, do you think it's so easy, big sister," I took a sip of tea with a sad face, put down the cup and continued to frown: "Also, even if we find it, we still have to know how to do it - this is not an online game, you will know the content when you find the character, and we can level up just by completing the task." ”

At this time, there was a few knocks on the door, and the dog-headed master handed in half a head and smiled: "Master, where is the news from the Taoist." ”

"Come in and say," I beckoned him in, and Ren Xiaoyan also sat down again, resuming the posture of the dignified and virtuous proprietress of Yixiangyuan--by the way, can the proprietress of Yixiangyuan and the dignified and virtuous lady have a relationship-" What did the old man say? ”

The master accompanied him carefully, and said with a smile: "The old Tao said that since the Ninth Pheasant has been found, then you should persuade her to stop making chickens, and this matter will be fine." ”

"But she hasn't made a chicken yet, does that mean that this step can be saved?"

The master said embarrassedly: "Lao Dao also said that if you don't make chickens, then you have to find a way to let her do it, and then persuade her not to do it......"

I was furious and yelled, "The old man is playing with me—isn't this an extra move to take off his pants and fart?" ”

The master almost didn't cry: "I said the same too, but he said that this is a step, it must be done, and it can't be achieved without one step, and the whole thing is ruined if he goes wrong, and he must wait for her to be reincarnated in the next life, so that he can crack it again." ”

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I waved my hand weakly: "Okay, I'll do my best." ”

"Master, that's not all," the folds on the master's face were squeezed together, although it was a smile, but it was worse than crying: "Lao Dao also said that the girl must also be the top card in the courtyard, and the man must be willing to rush to it......"

Ren Xiaoyan and I glanced at each other, and we both saw deep fear in each other's eyes, and half-loudly, we both scolded in unison: "This grandson doesn't plan to let us go back, right?!" ”