According to Ren Xiaoyan, even if Xiaoyu's appearance is not completely loyal to the original work, as long as she is similar to an ordinary kiln sister, she can be repackaged and launched, and under various modern sales tricks, she can 100% become the top brand of our Yixiangyuan, but in fact, ......

Ren Xiaoyan said solemnly: "I think, except for the four evil arts, I'm afraid there is no way to make Xiaoyu reborn!" ”

Fourth, the four evil arts?

I was suddenly in awe: "You still understand this?" ”

"Yes," Ren Xiaoyan nodded: "The four major evil arts in Asia are Thai sex reassignment, Korean plastic surgery, Japanese makeup and Chinese PS, these four evil arts have been taught since the day they were born, but whoever uses them, no matter how ugly they are, can instantly become a fairy and descend to earth, everyone has a love for beauty, and the red face is so easy to obtain, it is naturally flocking!" ”

I suddenly said, "I see—but with the current conditions, I'm afraid all you can do is makeup, right?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan glanced at me: "Yes, try it, first make Xiaoyu beautiful, with red lips and white teeth, and then we will find ways to increase her attractiveness to men, so that she will have a little chance of becoming the top brand of Yixiangyuan." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

I burst into tears: "You are my savior Xiaoyan, without you, I don't have any hope at all." ”

Ren Xiaoyan is reserved but quite complacent, and taught me by the way: "How can you give up hope, why bother, only with hope in life can you have self-confidence; Only when you have self-confidence will you have courage; If you have the courage, you are not afraid to start all over again. ”

"What do you say?"

She can only do this, and I can only honestly watch her scream.

Half an hour later.

I looked at Xiao Yu sitting in front of me and said worriedly: "Xiaoyan, although this is a legendary world, I don't think everyone's aesthetics will be so bad, right?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan had a bitter face, "Alas......"

"Look, what kind of thing are you drawing?" I pointed to Xiaoyu's face, the original face like a baked cake was painted more like a full moon, the eyebrows were similar to a shovel, the rouge mixed with sweat on the face began to fall off the slag, the lips were red and the teeth were white, but it was called a blood basin with big mouths and white teeth, and it had nothing to do with Chu Chu's moving people.

Ren Xiaoyan put the comb on the stage in frustration, frowned and said: "I didn't know that makeup was so difficult, it's usually very easy to watch classmates, how do you know that you will be like this?" ”

"Huh?" I was stunned and said, "Don't you know how to put on makeup?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said: "Ahem, I'm usually very busy, so I didn't study ......."

"No, sometimes you wear makeup, right?"

"There is a makeup artist at home......"

That's when I realized, "To put it bluntly, you don't actually have this skill at all, do you?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan was silent, and it seemed that she had acquiesced.

…… This matter is not difficult, although Ren Xiaoyan will not, but don't forget, after all, I am in the most popular Yixiang Courtyard in this county, fifty or sixty women gather together, how can no one know how to put on makeup? Soon, according to my request, the bustard found the woman with the best skills in Yixiang Courtyard, and Ren Xiaoyan completely took on the role of a hand-shaking guide!

She did a good job of this, it is estimated that it means that people also have inertia, and it doesn't take much effort for Xiaoyu to completely change as a person, although it can't reach the point of captivating the country and the city, but at least there are eight points, Ren Xiaoyan immediately took her to change her clothes, and called me in from the outside to visit.

So, the following scene appeared in my eyes: in the night breeze, Xiaoyu stood in front of the window charmingly, her temples moved with the wind, her jade arms were as white as snow, and even her head and neck exuded a faint fragrance, her face was delicate and affectionate, and her breasts were half-covered, revealing an extremely sultry artistic conception - I immediately twisted my head to the side and hid my face silently.

Miss Ren said proudly: "How is it?" After some training from me, Xiaoyu can finally get it now, right? In the future, let her stand in front of the window and want to fly, it will definitely hook the man's soul away! ”

I said sadly and depressedly: "You better let her sit down - you can see for yourself, the armpit hair under her squeaky socket is blown into the middle, do you think it is reliable?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan: "......"

Ren Xiaoyan collapsed and said: "Oops! I forgot that I still have to remove my hair," but she immediately became worried: "I don't have any hair removal cream, I can't pull it out, right?" ”

I let out a long sigh: "It's awesome to be a man!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan glared at me, and I reacted instantly-this sentence seems a little inappropriate, and 'it's good to be a woman', it's poured out of a mold, right?

Xiao Yu walked over and said timidly: "Boss, what else do you need to do, just tell me, as long as you can make Xiao Yu's wish come true, I can bear more suffering." "Lianbu walked left and right, and there was a sentence that came to my heart:

…… The cloud sideburns and flowers are shaking, and the hibiscus tent is warm for the spring night. The spring night is bitter and short, and the day is high, and the king does not rise early from then on.

There is no leisure for the Chenghuan banquet, and the spring is a special night from the spring outing. There are 3,000 beauties in the harem, and 3,000 are pampered in one......

Yang Yuhuan!

I have a trick to sell Xiaoyu!

First of all, I want to make an audition, which is called 'Super Yang Yuhuan', invite a large group of experts and scholars to be judges, and then collect countless players to participate, after a round, two rounds, three or four rounds of breakthrough competitions, resurrection competitions, PK competitions, Xiaoyu was successfully elected as the first place in the 'The World's Most Yang Yuhuan Singer' competition, attracting everyone's attention;

Second, after she was elected, I found some neighbors who collected Yang Yuhuan's portraits, Yang Yuhuan's personal girls, and collectors who treasured Yang Yuhuan's bust size passwords, etc., to conduct a treasure appreciation program, specifically to identify Xiaoyu, and finally came to the conclusion that she was the reincarnation of Yang Yuhuan, so that her worth skyrocketed again;

In the end, Xiaoyu can come out to make money as a contemporary Yang Yuhuan, we package her as Yang Yuhuan, not the best but the most expensive, according to the principle of rising tide and hunger sales law, plus scalpers to hype, will definitely be able to fry the opportunity of a pro-Fang Ze at a sky-high price, Xiaoyu will naturally become the top brand of this hospital, right?

Of course, you still have to go for hair removal before that......

I frothed at the mouth and told Ren Xiaoyan about the plan, her eyes straightened when she heard it, and finally exclaimed: "Why bother, I really underestimated you before, I didn't expect that such a trick could be imagined - you have already mastered the sales number, and the baking stall business will definitely be thriving in the future!" ”

I was surprised, "Who is it?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan: "...... Get lost! ”

Ren Xiaoyan asked someone to get a bucket of fish gelatin, needless to say, it must be used for hair removal, I can't stay in the room and can only go down, the dog-headed master and Hu Hansan came out of nowhere, and immediately followed behind me, and the master also praised me by the way: "It's worthy of the master, I took the lady down in a few words, and the small one was served!" ”

"That's for sure, who is our master," Hu Hansan said hehehehehe: "Powerful and rich, what kind of woman can't take it!" ”

Finding Ren Xiaoyan and the Ninth Pheasant made me feel good, their whiskers and horses were beautiful and beautiful, naturally they took it all, thinking of today's luck, I simply ordered: "Tell the kitchen to prepare a few baskets of steamed buns, and then go around to preach it, just say that the boss is going to do good deeds and accumulate virtue to give steamed buns today, as long as it is a beggar, you can come to our Yixiang Courtyard at noon to receive steamed buns." ”

"Yes." Hu Hansan immediately went down to make arrangements, I thought about it and hadn't eaten breakfast yet, so I simply asked someone to get some side dishes and let these two accompany me to eat and wait.

We came early in the morning, and it was not yet eleven o'clock after recognizing Ren Xiaoyan, most of the kiln sisters went back to the room to accompany the benefactor after the boss's affairs were dealt with, and they didn't get up at the moment, occasionally some guests got up early and went home, and the kiln sisters wore very revealing clothes to send out, with a fragrance between the comings and goings, and everyone did not forget to come to me to say hello, and it really made me addicted......

Ren Xiaoyan has appeared, and I can only get over it, alas-

The reputation of the wicked county order is really not covered, and it didn't take long for the kitchen to come to inform, saying that the steamed buns had been almost prepared, and the insufficient part was baked into cooking cakes, and the porridge was boiled, and the people sent out by Hu Hansan also returned to report, saying that the places where beggars gathered in the corners of the four cities were notified, and if nothing else, now all beggars know the news of soup kitchen.

I waved my hand casually, and Hu Hansan immediately led someone to put things out.

Yixiang Courtyard has already set up a tent to set up a table, after the cooking cake steamed buns are put on the fragrance, the air is filled with a faint fragrance of rice noodles, very attractive, but I went out to take a look to know that outside the door, outside the door is actually ...... Actually......

Not a single beggar!

What's going on?

I turned my face away, and before I could speak, a few of the errand officers who had just reported the news threw themselves directly on the ground, trembling and said: "Master~ We really notified you, I really don't dare to lie to you......" kowtowed again and again, almost knocking out the brain, which made me have to believe: Damn, why is that?

At this time, Ren Xiaoyan's voice came: "Ah, sure enough, no one came!" ”

"Huh? How do you know? I turned my head and looked at Ren Xiaoyan fanning her fan, coming out of the courtyard in a slim manner, followed by two maids, with an expression of 'I knew it would be like this', and I was puzzled: "Could it be that soup soup is not popular in this world?" ”

"There's no such thing," Ren Xiaoyan waved her hand: "Usually as long as someone gives porridge, let alone beggars, even if everyone comes back to mix up some steamed bread and cakes, you are the only one who ......"

"Me? What's wrong with me? ”

Ren Xiaoyan glared at me and said, "Your reputation is too loud!" ”

Too famous? , I just reacted - I'm a murderer who doesn't blink an eye in the ninth world, even if it's soup kitchen, but where are those ordinary people coming to me, killing people and selling goods is my specialty, as for soup kitchen......

I don't have that kind of life, and it won't be my turn, good people and soup kitchens are the same country!

So what should I do?

Fortunately, Ren Xiaoyan not only expected this, but even the plan was formulated, she beckoned, and the maid behind immediately handed over a piece of paper, opened it and saw that it was a propaganda poster with a beautiful woman painted on it, with big characters written on it:

"Yixiangyuan celebrates the 10th year of the store, and at three o'clock in the afternoon, the back door of Yixiangyuan will set up a stage to perform singing and dancing, and give porridge to beggars."

In the middle of the poster, there is a scarlet lip print, which is extremely tempting, and even a man can't help it!

Me: "...... That's okay?! ”

Ren Xiaoyan nodded resolutely: "You can go and have a look." ”

…… I went around and looked around, and it shocked me directly:

Gongs and drums set off the sky, firecrackers sounded in unison, red flags were displayed, and there were crowds of people, which was quite spectacular - it is estimated that half of the town was here!