Treasure Star

There are 100 treasures on the 100 treasure stars!

As the name suggests, Baibao has everything, and Baibaoxing has the same thing. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

It's just that the things there are all abandoned after being used.

To put it simply, in layman's terms, it is garbage, all kinds of garbage.

From discarded pots and pans, baby bottles, diapers, to military aircraft carrier warships and mecha fighters.

Baibao Star is a garbage star, and the discarded garbage of the Interstellar Federation and its six administrative systems will be dumped here through the giant garbage ship.

It's not that they don't talk about environmental protection, it's because they talk about environmental protection, so they throw useless garbage on the planet where rats don't want to stay.

Garbage Planet, nature is a place to put garbage!

"Bah, your uncle! The garbage carriers are attacking, you pirates are still not human, and there is no sympathy! Luo Xiaobing climbed out of the cockpit and shouted and cursed at the sky.

The pirate ship that attacked Luo Xiaobing had already walked away with its ass shaking, and now it couldn't even see a shadow.

"It's over! This time Lao Tzu is completely finished, falling on this Baibao Star, and when the fat man's fat is rotten, there will be no one to save him! Luo Xiaobing sat on the top of the garbage transport ship, wanting to cry without tears.

The garbage carriers of the Interstellar Federation come to Baibao Star dozens of times a day.

However, people press a button and dump garbage directly in the air, and they will not land on Baibaoxing at all, which is dirty.

"Boss, what are we going to do?" Deputy Li Luocai looked at Luo Xiaobing bitterly.

"You ask me, who do I ask?" Luo Xiaobing replied angrily.

"Boss, I don't ask you, who do I ask? There's no one else here! Li Luocai had a bitter face.

"Who said there was no one anymore!"

The sound of a broken gong like an iron spoon scraping the wall of the pot came from under Luo Xiaobing's feet!

"Mom!"

This fright, not trivial, Luo Xiaobing rolled directly off the top of the boat.

"Who? Who is pretending to be a ghost here, I have practiced it, fat man! After Luo Xiaobing got up from the ground, he took out a small laser gun and looked around in a panic.

"I'm right at your feet! You're stepping on me. ”

The bitter sound of the broken gong sounded again.

There was really a face under his feet, and Luo Xiaobing jumped away, "I'll go!" It's an R2 robot! What are you doing lying on the ground? I'm scared to death of the fat man! ”

"If I could get up, I wouldn't want to lie on the ground." The R2 robot pointed to his broken legs.

Frightened enough, Luo Xiaobing kicked the half-cut robot, and said angrily: "You are a broken robot, and you are also a human?" ”

"Of course I'm human, otherwise why would you call me an intelligent person? Also, you have violated Article 4362 of the "Interstellar Federation Laws", which prohibits the abuse of robots, and you will be fined 5,000 federal coins for violating it! The shameless R2 robot chuckled.

"No wonder you were broken and thrown in the garbage star, just a rogue robot like you, whoever uses it will throw it!"

Luo Xiaobing also grinned, and his smile was extremely obscene.

"What are you laughing at?" The two mechanical eyes of the R2 robot show a large "? No.

Luo Xiaobing picked up a steel pipe and grinned: "If you want to fine Lao Tzu Federal Coins, you have to see where this is, Lao Tzu is now smashing you into scrap metal, and the federal police can't take care of it!" ”

"You're a murder robot, one more crime! But you have to pay a fine of 10,000 federal dollars! The R2 robot made a frightened sound.

"Lao Tzu is happy! Lao Tzu is going to smash you and dissipate this evil breath in your heart! Big bastard! Stinky pirates! Dare to attack Lao Tzu's transport ship. "Obviously, Luo Xiaobing wants to sprinkle the nest of interstellar pirates on the robot.

"Brothers, humans here are going to murder robots!" The R2 robot roared, and the big horn installed inside rang out like a train whistle.

In an instant, the ground shook violently, and around Luo Xiaobing, a piece of robot stood up and pressed black, like maggots in a pit, which made Luo Xiaobing's scalp numb!

"Da Da Da!"

The sound of heavy machine guns rang out.

"Oh my god!"

"It's ...... T6 version of the battle robot! With a bang, Luo Xiaobing very consciously threw the steel pipe on the ground.

"Combat robots."

"Industrial robots."

"Home cleaning robots."

“...... What is it? Sexual partner robots, I'll go, how can I even have this. ”

Clicking on the robots in front of him one by one, Luo Xiaobing's eyes were about to fall out.

This is simply a robot encyclopedia, there are all kinds of robots, and the age covers a long time, the early obsolete version, and today's most advanced robots are all available.

It's just that most of these robots are mutilated, or they won't be thrown into this Baibao Star.

"Are you going to murder the robot?" The T6 version of the combat robot aimed its gun at the R2 robot.

"What do you look at? It's him, it's him who wants to murder me! The R2 robot made a strange scream, stretched out its mechanical arm, and pointed at Luo Xiaobing.

"Oh!"

One eye was broken, the other was hanging outside the eye socket, and only a wire was left to connect the T6 version of the combat robot, turning the muzzle of the gun and aiming it at Luo Xiaobing.

Suddenly, he put it down again, and the T6 combat robot said very politely: "He's a human!" Humans can dispose of abandoned robots at will, as stipulated in Article 110 of the Interstellar Federation Law! ”

Luo Xiaobing, whose legs were sore and was about to stand unsteadily, heard this, hurriedly straightened up and cheered: "Hallelujah! Praise the almighty Interstellar Federal Law! Hahahaha! ”

Pick up the steel pipe again.

"You can't kill me!" R2 bot said in horror.

"Give a reason!"

"I'm the only medical human robot here, in case in the future, you have diarrhea, a broken leg, a toothache, and a nail trimming......" R2 robot counted with his fingers.

Luo Xiaobing kicked over the R2 robot, and if the other party counted it again, he would be terminally ill and fall into the dirt, "It's still a little useful, just keep it first!" ”

The R2 robot winked at Luo Xiaobing, secretly sent Qiu Bo, and said, "Besides, I'm still a woman!" If you're lonely, I can help you with your physical needs! ”

"Dead open! Get away, I won't ...... with the robot" Luo Xiaobing fell to the ground with goosebumps, and kicked the R2 robot that was approaching forward, and kicked it over again.

Luo Xiaobing sat on the ground, he was thirsty and hungry, and he was molested by robots, what the hell is this Baibaoxing.

"Ergou, bring the water to the fat man!" Luo Xiaobing is called Li Luocai's milk name.

"Boss, didn't you say okay, don't you call me by my nickname in public?" Ergou made a bitter face and handed the kettle back to Luo Xiaobing.

Luo Xiaobing poured a large mouthful of water, wiped his mouth, and said, "There is no one here...... Kind! ”

Thinking of the trouble caused by the slip of the tongue just now, Luo Xiaobing hurriedly added the word "class".

Ergou said with a bitter face: "Boss, what now, the food and water on our ship are only enough for half a month!" ”

This is a very real problem, without food and water, you will have to starve to death and die of thirst, these food and water are Luo Xiaobing's reserve food when he returns.

"Food and water, not a problem! There's food and water everywhere, as long as you don't dislike what others use! Luo Xiaobing pointed casually.

"Boss, you mean, we're going to pick up food from the garbage! Aren't we beggars? "Ergou is about to throw up.

Beggar?

We're not even as beggars now!

Luo Xiaobing glanced at Ergou and said angrily: "Who said we are beggars!" Look at a beggar who can own a whole planet! ”

Ergou didn't dare to look at Luo Xiaobing, lowered his head and muttered: "This Baibaoxing, even beggars don't want to come!" ”

"Stop talking nonsense, let's go, we're going to get to work!" Luo Xiaobing stood up from the ground suddenly.

"Work...... Picking up trash? ”

"Boss, are you kidding me? Where do you still need work here, just eat and drink and wait for death! Ergou has lost the pursuit of life and quickly adapted to the identity of a beggar.

"You two dogs, you can't learn something good from me, I used to be lazy at work, because the salary was so little! It's different now, everything here is Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu naturally wants to make his planet more beautiful. ”

Luo Xiaobing scolded with hatred, and waved his hand, "Go!" Get to work! ”

"Then you have to tell me what to do!" The second dog was a little crying and laughing.

"Of course it's to repair these robots, otherwise, who will work for Lao Tzu in the future and let you do it, can you do it?" Luo Xiaobing scolded angrily.