Repairing robots, for Luo Xiaobing, a mechanical maintenance professional, is a difficult thing to do again. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Once upon a time, Luo Xiaobing also participated in the interstellar Federation headquarters Earth Star, the top mechanical maintenance skills competition.

38 Red Flag Hand Cup Competition!

The total format is three hours of competition.

Ten minutes!

It only took Luo Xiaobing ten minutes to assemble the robot that was dismantled into eight pieces and broken down into hundreds of machine parts.

It was a full hour and 35 minutes faster than the second place.

It is said that the judges at that time did not see clearly how Luo Xiaobing was assembled.

The referee announced the start of the competition, and those boring judges began to play mobile games, and there was really nothing to see in the early stage of the competition.

It's just that before a mobile game is played, I heard the referee announce that the first place appeared.

The judges caught off guard, they couldn't close the game, and they would be punished by deducting points if they closed the game.

In the next link, it was the judges' turn to check the results, and the judges who were in a hurry waved their hands, "Don't look at it, the champion is him!" ”

After becoming famous in one fell swoop, Luo Xiaobing was honored to be promoted to the head of the maintenance department of the interstellar transportation department.

It's just that within a few months of the good days, Luo Xiaobing had an accident.

One day, Luo Xiaobing got drunk in the bar, teased a chick, and slapped the little white face who was helping next to him by the way.

What Luo Xiaobing didn't expect was that the little white face who was beaten by himself and called Lin Taifei was the baby son of his own leader.

Luo Xiaobing's position was pushed to the end and he was directly demoted to the captain of the garbage carrier.

The original subordinates of the hundreds have also become one, that is, his deputy, Ergou.

Luo Xiaobing, who has a maintenance worker on his arm and assists the mechanical arm, soon, connected the broken leg of the R2 robot, where the bird doesn't, in case there is a headache or brain fever or something, the medical robot can really come in handy.

Here, saving your life is the most important thing.

Medical robots are indispensable, Luo Xiaobing also gave the R2 robot a name, called Cuihua!

After repairing the R2 robot, Luo Xiaobing began to repair the T6 combat robot.

On the Hundred Treasure Star, there are still many aborigines, but they are not people, they are alien monsters!

"Ergou, you big bastard, let you get a wrench, you actually ran to the cabin to sleep!" Luo Xiaobing woke up Ergou.

"Boss, I'll just squint for a while, I'm so tired! Who can work day and night like you without sleeping! The second dog rubbed his red and swollen ears and screamed.

Luo Xiaobing was angry and said, "I can do it, I should do this, right?" I think back then, Lao Tzu had hundreds of people working for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu waited for commuting with his legs crossed, and now Lao Tzu is working, you dare to be lazy! ”

"Go, fix those battle robots! If it's not fixed, you won't be allowed to eat! Luo Xiaobing stuffed the auxiliary mechanical arm to Ergouzi.

"Landlord old wealth!" Ergouzi put on the auxiliary robotic arm, walked out of the hatch, and muttered quietly.

A week later.

The vigorous and neat robot team like a tofu block appeared in front of Luo Xiaobing's eyes.

"With these five hundred bodyguards, Lao Tzu's safety is guaranteed!"

Looking at the five hundred T6 version combat robots that had been repaired in a week, Luo Xiaobing grinned.

Luo Xiaobing not only repaired the combat robot, but also reset the robot's computer memory.

Let the robots recognize their owners again, it can be said that these robots can't command anyone except Luo Xiaobing, including Ergou.

These 500 robots are Luo Xiaobing's private armed forces.

"Where did these two dogs go? I guess I'm going to sleep again. Luo Xiaobing found Ergou, and he hadn't seen anyone for a long time.

"Boss, help! There's a dog that wants to bite me! The second dog ran from the other side of the garbage mountain like crazy.

"What are you kidding, there are dogs in this place?"

"If there really is a dog, just make a dog meat hot pot and sacrifice your stomach!"

"I've lost weight again in the past few days......" Luo Xiaobing glanced at his belly with a loosening belt.

"I don't know what kind of dog it is? It would be nice if it was Xiao Hei, a big supplement! ”

Luo Xiaobing looked at Ergou gloatingly, waiting for Ergou to bring the dog, and soon, Luo Xiaobing's smile quickly froze.

As soon as the second dog came down from the ridge, he was followed by a group of wild dogs.

Ergou didn't lie, there are really dogs here! And there are many, at least hundreds.

It's just that......

These are not domestic small dogs.

Rather, it is a strange wild dog that looks like a calf and is covered with meat balls, and looks fierce and disgusting.

"Ergou, you bastard, you are so decent, why are you provoking these things?"

Luo Xiaobing turned around and ran, scolding as he ran: "Ergou, you are trying to harm Lao Tzu, you won't run somewhere else and lure them away?" ”

The second dog in the back was about to cry.

"Boss, you can't leave me alone! If I don't run here, where will I run? Yes...... Boss, help! It's going to bite my ass! If I die, there will be no one to talk to you with. ”

"Seems to be right!"

Luo Xiaobing stopped suddenly. On this Baibao Star, there are only Luo Xiaobing and Ergou left.

Although Ergou's meal was larger, he stayed and was able to talk to Luo Xiaobing.

"That's right! Lao Tzu has a private arm, what are you afraid of these wild dogs? Luo Xiaobing patted his head, it was all caused by these two dogs, and he forgot about this stubble.

Luo Xiaobing climbed on top of one of the robots, straddled the shoulders of the robots more than two meters high, waved his fat hand, and said, "Backstreet boys!" Fire! Hit me hard, kill them! ”

"Da Da Da!"

Hearing Luo Xiaobing's order, the loyal backstreet boy carried out the order without hesitation.

Five hundred combat robots, firing at the same time.

This face! The fireworks for the New Year are not so lively!

Five hundred six-barreled rotating machine guns, muzzle flames flickering, and countless lines of fire, like a downpour, filled Luo Xiaobing's line of sight.

"Oh no, I forgot to tell them not to hit the second dog."

Luo Xiaobing patted his head and suddenly realized a very serious problem.

The sound of machine guns stopped abruptly!

"Report to the master, the threat is lifted!" Robot Big Boy Number One shouted

"It's over! Finished! This time, the second dog, there must be no slag left! Luo Xiaobing hurriedly jumped down from the top of the robot.

Ran to the front and stared blankly at the smoke-filled front.

The five hundred combat robots, although they only fired for two or three seconds, each six-barreled machine gun fired at a high speed of 6,000 rounds per minute.

In the blink of an eye, at least 100,000 bullets were fired.

And it's also an armor-piercing high-explosive shell!

As long as the second dog is hit by a bullet, it will be shattered and there will be no scum left.

With such a dense rain of bullets, it is impossible for the two dogs to survive.

When the smoke cleared, hundreds of alien wild dogs had long since turned into pools of blood, water and minced flesh, and there were not even bones left, all of which had infiltrated into the garbage heap.

Luo Xiaobing's eyes were red and he howled.

But he silently said in his heart: "Second dog, I will set up a well-dressed mound for you!" You know what you know at the spring, but don't come to me! I'm here to save you! If you're looking for you, look for the backstreet boys, they're the ones who fired the guns. ”

Maybe it was because of his true feelings, Luo Xiaobing really squeezed out two dry tears.

"Boss! What are you crying about? Ergouzi looked dazed and stood in front of Luo Xiaobing.

"Ergouzi, you are ......"

After being stunned, Luo Xiaobing quickly came to his senses.

This T6 version of the combat robot will measure the threat of the target on the intelligent computer, and only those who pose a threat to Luo Xiaobing will be eliminated.

The two dogs, who are as thin as monkeys and struggle to even hold a toolbox, were obviously directly ignored by the T6 version of the combat robot.

The threat of the two dogs is zero!

For a robot that can accurately shoot a flying fly, it is natural that the bullet will not be wasted on Ergou.

"Who said I cried, the wind and sand squinted my eyes!" Luo Xiaobing pursed his lips, turned his back, and wiped away the dry tears.

"You second dog, why are you provoking those alien wild dogs? Or did you violate the bitche, and the husband came to you for revenge! ”

Luo Xiaobing, who turned his face faster than a book, kicked over the second dog and scolded angrily.

If you hadn't repaired the battle robot, you and Ergouzi would have become a dessert for these beasts.

When Luo Xiaobing thought of this, his pants were soaked with cold sweat.

"Boss, those gave you a mating, you want it!" Of course, the second dog didn't dare to say these words.

The second dog said with a bitter face: "Boss, I found a lake on the other side of the mountain, I wanted to get some water, who would have thought that there would be so many wild dogs there!" ”

"There's a lake?"

"There really is a lake! It's over the hill! The second dog pointed to the point.

"Haha, God won't stop me! With the lake, Lao Tzu doesn't have to pick up food from the garbage heap! ”

Luo Xiaobing twisted his buttocks, jumped up, and sang at the top of his voice: "...... He said that in the wind and rain, this pain is nothing, wipe away tears, don't be afraid, at least we still have dreams. ”

"Boss, shouldn't you be too happy, crazy!" Ergouzi muttered in his heart, looking at Luo Fatzi like an idiot.

A good sailor, Luo Xiaobing sang the scary style of "apprehension".

A heart-scratching song, it was finally finished by Luo Xiaobing!

Seeing that Ergouzi was looking at him stupidly, Luo Xiaobing burst beans at Ergouzi's head, and scolded with a smile: "Ergouzi, don't you understand?" ”

"With water, we can grow crops!"

"With water, Lao Tzu can take a bath every day!"

"With water, I don't have to drink the rest of the drink that others drink."

......

Luo Xiaobing imagined to his heart's content, it turned out that this Baibao Star was not so bad.

"Boss, you mean, I've done a great job!" The second dog shouted happily.

"Of course! That's a great achievement! Luo Xiaobing patted Ergou on the shoulder and said earnestly: "I will give you the title of Minister of Agriculture of Baibaoxing now." ”

“...... In the future, you will be solely responsible for the development of farmland, crop planting, and grain harvesting! ”

"Boss, what are you doing?"

Luo Xiaobing tilted his head and thought for a moment, "Me? Of course I'm overseeing your work! ”

“......”

"Huh? Why are you in tears? ”

"Oh, I see, you must have never been such a big official, so moved to tears!"

"It's okay, who made me a good boss!"

Ergou was in tears, and scolded in his heart: "Happy fart, didn't I do everything, your uncle!" ”