Chapter 13: Enemy Attack
The beggar took his wife to Yixiangyuan and ate hot pot...... Uh, no, eating steamed buns and singing songs, watching the performance on stage, all of them have a bright spring like Zhu Bajie, Ren Xiaoyan personally gave porridge and steamed buns, and I took Hu Hansan and the dog-headed master to observe one by one, watching everyone have three points like a beggar in the world, but they all look like seven points like ......
Until the end, I didn't see who looked like!
Back in the hall of Yixiangyuan, Ren Xiaoyan saw that my face was full of sadness, and she knew that something was wrong, so she leaned over and asked in a low voice, "How is it?" ”
I shrugged, "I don't have a clue, none of the beggars who came looked like the one we were looking for." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
"Are they not working hard enough, so there are still beggars who don't come?"
I glanced at the stage, covered my face and said, "Don't! They are no longer suitable for children, so they can continue to work hard...... You're forcing me to close the book, big sister! ”
"What then?" Ren Xiaoyan sighed, accompanied me for a while, and said worriedly: "It's impossible to just forget it, right?" ”
"Well, think again."
Speaking of this, I suddenly heard the voices of people outside the hall, and followed the footsteps of a few people to rush in, Hu Hansan next to me frowned, and said: "There are no rules...... I saw that it was the thugs of Yixiangyuan who rushed in, commonly known as internal security in modern times, and the first person was in a hurry to say: "Big ...... Adult ......"
The dog-headed master snorted and shouted, "What's all the fuss? ”
Talking to this is the captain of the internal security team of Yixiang Courtyard, known as the mountain carving Chen Jiu, he knew that he was a fierce and vicious man when he heard the name, but at this moment he was already frightened to the point that his face turned blue, and the white hair sweat dripped down his cheeks to the ground, "White... Bai Qi is dead. ”
I was shocked, and suddenly thought of the picture of the enemy coming to the door in movies and television, Lin Pingzhi became Ling Hu Chong's rival by mistake in this situation-Bah, I haven't heard that our world is related to Xiaoao Jianghu, what's going on?
Before I could speak, Ren Xiaoyan had already preempted me and said, "Uh, why are your names like this?" Three, seven, and nine are indivisible numbers as names, and if you have a large family, do you want to choose a random one? ”
"Names don't necessarily mean high martial arts, ancient dragon heroes have always been like this, don't you know - now is not the time to care about these things, right?" I angrily asked the mountain eagle: "Who killed it, did you leave any clues?" ”
Chen Jiu shuddered and said, "I left a word......
Wow! Did I really say it? This fat county order enemy came to the door, not only to kill me and Ren Xiaoyan, but even people who have nothing to do with Yixiangyuan will not let go!
"What was written?"
I look at me, I see that you haven't spoken, and I look very scared, so I simply went over to see it in person, and when I got to the place, I saw that on the bluestone slab outside the main gate of Yixiang Courtyard, there were six big characters written vividly:
Those who go out ten steps die!
A few meters away from the door, there was a line, thick and wide, wet and striking--I looked around and saw that the faces of my men were full of indignation, and they were not afraid of the opponent who came to the door, and my heart was immediately at ease, and as an example, I could not help but take a step and scold loudly into the air:
"Who, who is so shameless? Many people don't get the porridge, and when you do, not only do you not drink it, but you also write it extravagantly and wastefully -- do you know how hard it is for the peasant uncle to grow grain? Shameful to waste, Disc Action doesn't know? ”
Hu Hansan and the others immediately burst into applause, and all of them expressed their high respect for my righteous and awe-inspiring behavior, and everyone severely condemned this extravagant, corrupt, and shameful and depraved behavior, raised their hands high, and put forward a righteous protest on behalf of the people of their respective hometowns:
"Strict economy, no waste! Strict economy, against waste! ……”
Paralyzing, writing with porridge, this is also too shameless!
Before the words fell, I suddenly heard someone in the shadow of the corner of the roof and eaves groan, said 'sorry', and then threw something down, which fell right in front of me, and looked down to see that it was actually a piece of gold, and the voice continued: "I bought all the porridge bills." ”
Where is the point - almost at the same time, Hu Hansan has already jumped up with a rage, and the big knife in his hand is cut straight into the darkness, this is his territory, and he is embarrassed in front of his boss, he is already so angry that he used full force to cut out this knife, it is no exaggeration to say that if he hits, even a cow in the black shadow will be cut in two, if he can't be cut - then our eaves are in danger, and we must be cut off by this girl!
"Don't ......", "Beware of ......", "Don't demolish the house......"
In the shouting one after another, we all rushed into the courtyard, rushing to stop him, but it was all in vain - he is Taurus, the most stubborn sign, who will shout to stop him if he is furious!
However, a miracle happened......
This earth-shattering knife was shot, only to hear the clicking sound, the big knife was actually broken into two, and it fell down, and Hu Hansan was also thrown down by a strong force in the air, and smashed heavily on the tables, chairs and benches in the hall.
Hu Hansan got up from the ground in fright, his long hair had been cut off and turned into a short hair, just as the lyrics sang - I have cut my hair short, cut off my care, cut off the unloved bifurcation, long and short, short and long, inch by inch struggling......
Hu Hansan cried directly.
But I didn't pay attention to him, because the scene I saw made the whole person tense, and the white hair sweat poured out from the back.
Shear, shear! Shear it!
I'm all too familiar with this scene, okay!
Time waits for no one, the picture of the person in my mind has not yet completely emerged, he himself has already shown his face from the shadows, his eyes are cold, staring at us deadly, the outstretched right index finger and middle finger are constantly opening and closing, looking at me to ask for a cigarette, and at the same time warning word by word: "I won't say nonsense, you dare to go out, I will not spare you - taking your dog's life is a warning, don't think I can't do it!" ”
It's him, it's him, it's him--it's not someone else who comes to the door, but the one who has crossed paths with me several times, and finally drowned in the sauce pit with pincers who is extremely aggrieved, is the good friend of the snake spirit of Hulu Mountain!
Hulu Mountain Scorpion King!
The only difference is that this is a typical juvenile version with tongs, which is completely different from the mature version that came to kill me in the sun, and the most obvious evidence is his hairstyle - Ya actually has the most popular parted hair in the nineties, and the hair on both sides is glued into two stacks by the hair oil, which looks like two airplane wings are installed on his head, and he fans up and down when he moves, and his face is covered with pimples.
If they get together from now on, uh, aren't they underage......
I scolded myself for being stupid in my heart: Think about it, Hulu Mountain has come out, will this scorpion king be far away, I actually forgot this section, I deserve to be found by someone! ”
Facing this guy, I really panicked in my heart, I have the protection of the trio of Lolita Simon, and I can still fight hard at that time, how can I fight with him without you?
The thoughts in my mind were tangled and repeated, and I didn't know what to say for a while, so I said casually: "When did you take my dog's life?" ”
A tong person sneered and didn't answer, and Chen Jiu on the side pulled me and said cautiously: "Master, he did take your dog's life......"
"Nima!" I slapped me instantly, and I was about to hit this grandson with peach blossoms on his face, but fortunately, the dog-headed master next to me hurriedly added, otherwise this girl would have been beaten and condemned-the dog-headed master reminded me in a low voice: "Ahem, master, Bai Qi is your favorite pastoral dog!" ”
Belch? I was stunned.
If you say so, he killed Bai Qi, and Bai Qi is my dog again, so he really took my dog's life?!
It's too vicious, it's a double blow both mentally and physically!
Being bullied like this, I have to endure being a man, the small universe in my body finally exploded at this moment, desperate, forgetful, hysterical yelled at this guy: "I won't go out if I don't go out, see what you do with me!" ”
Others: "...... The lord is wise! ”
"It's better to do it!" A tong man snorted: "However, even if you don't go out, I'm afraid you won't have a few days to live - I have poisoned everything in Yixiang Courtyard, see how long you can last." ”
Ren Xiaoyan said angrily: "You might as well kill us directly, you can kill but not humiliate, you can kill, but you can't insult our dignity!" ”
As soon as she responded, she was immediately embraced by the angry youth, such as Hu Hansan and others, who had just received a fatal blow, and they raised their arms and shouted: "Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated, you have the ability to kill us all." ”
There was a tong man who said hey twice, and he was about to come out: "Since this is the case, then I will fulfill you-"
"Don't! Don't kill, enough starvation! ”
At the extreme moment of a thousand troops, I suddenly rushed out of the horizontal and desperately dragged Ren Xiaoyan outward, shouting while dragging back: "Starve to death, starve to death, I'm waiting for you to starve me to death - it's decided, if you regret it, you will lose!" ”
"Or you are knowledgeable, hum, I'm happy, you guys won't go to see King Yama until a few days later, the best of both worlds!"
After revealing his whereabouts, the tongs didn't hide, and Dafang stood on the roof of the house and let out a sneer like a chicken, a bit of a final declaration: "Hahaha, then you can enjoy these last few days, I want to see if you are starved to death, or finally can't help but rush out of the line and die under my iron tongs......"
In the midst of laughter, he turned his head and strode towards the roof, probably trying to follow the routine of the hermit master, and when he reached the highest place, he suddenly flew away, and carried the deterrent power to the limit. ”
A pincer man said proudly: "It's hard to chase a horse!" ”
I didn't say a word, dragged Ren Xiaoyan and ran out, before everyone came to their senses, the two of us had already rushed out of the door, and some people were furious after coming back to their senses, and flew at us with a hula, poking down at our backs like sharp blades with both hands, and said angrily: "Bold, you are really not afraid of death?!" ”
It seems that this grandson was completely enraged by my hand, and he almost went crazy!
Of course, buddy is not a vegetarian either, and before this guy rushed in front of me, I had already braked suddenly, and then pointed to the ground: "You are paralyzed, just said a word that it is difficult to chase the horse, and you want to regret it now - look, where did I qualify?" ”
A word woke up the dreamer, and everyone looked at the line on the ground just now, only to see that in addition to the sparse ants on the ground, how could there be any trace of porridge?
After dragging on for so long, the ants have moved all the porridge and rice, so the thread no longer exists......
In a word, if the porridge does not exist, the line will be attached?
Look, it makes sense for ancient people to leave words to kill people and use blood for the whole family, in case it becomes the current situation, how embarrassing do you say?!