When we got home, it was already dawn, and Wu Dalang, who was dragged up from the bed by the brainstorm, went over and over again to study for half a night without success, and finally had to send the case to the experts to study, and the bizarre recovery incident came to an end - anyway, they are good at, and any reason similar to the national people's celebration of the increase in oil prices can explain everything, and it has nothing to do with me. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The sky was hazy, we found a shop on the street to eat a meal of soy milk fritters xiaolongbao, Wu Dalang had a new understanding of us after talking with Xiao Zuanfeng, what to say is what is not a little bit of hypocrisy, and even very polite to me, even when I asked him to join the stall to work, I was moved to tears, so that I finally felt the feeling of the protagonist in the YY novel The tiger body shook all the dragon sets and worshipped.

Later, I learned that Wu Dalang is actually not this kind of person who is easy to get along with, and often admits death, just like when he could have sold Pan Jinlian to Ximen Qinghou at a high price to remarry a yellow flower girl, but he chose to fight for the second generation of the rich as a sling, and finally left a mark in history with heavy makeup - the reason why he is so is mainly because he believes that we are Liangshan heroes, no matter what we do, we are preparing for the counterattack on the Southern Song Dynasty under the arrangement of Song Jiang and others, and I am the biggest leader here, so I am very polite to me.

Wu Dalang is not as stupid as written in the novel, he is very smart, and it didn't take long for him to understand the world we are in now based on memory recovery, which is manifested in the following ways: he told me the story of having received two apprentices, one of whom later came back to find him in Yanggu County, and his craft has a long history in the hands of the two apprentices, and he made a lot of money with the skills he learned from him—the reason he told these two stories was to wonder if he could find their descendants, And then from this giant general industry to me from the sub-point technology stock industry or something, this made me very moved.

Those are the afterthoughts, and we move on......

I brought two xiaolongbao to Wu Dalang, and expressed my welcome to him with practical actions, and at the same time glanced at Brother Ximen by the way, meaning that you look at people who are also famous figures in history like you, how smooth it is to join me, why don't you know how to learn well - I don't know that the angle of my eyes is not right or the whites of my eyes are not turned bright enough, Ximen Fuxue mistakenly understood what I meant, he graciously scooped a spoonful of sugar into the bowl and asked while stirring: "Da Lang, your real name won't be Wu Dalang, right?" ”

…… Of course, it could also be that he didn't care about me at all, just like an elephant who didn't want to pay attention to the bearing of the mouse next to him, and did things and spoke purely as he wanted.

Wu Dalang smiled honestly, and the bun on the chopsticks was gone, and then he said: "The neighborhood calls me Dalang because I have a younger brother, everyone has been used to calling me for many years, and I have a big name in the official household registration." ”

"Yo, no one knows about this, you don't have to change it, we'll be called a daimyo here!" I snorted and drank the soup and said, "What are you a great martial artist?" ”

"My brother's name is Wu Song, of course my name is Wu Jian."

We were stunned for a moment, and then we all laughed with some kind of expression that only men understand, "Incisive!" ”

Wu Jian stared at us with a dark look in his eyes, and said in a daze: "Really? ”

A group of people: "...... cough cough cough ......"

We went back to the nursing home after another sweep of the bun shop, the first thing was to find a single room to settle down, but I didn't expect this to be the real difficulty, compared to this, other things are a fart-

How big is the room, Wu tight more than two meters high two hundred pounds thrown into the soap box, we dismantled the bed directly on the floor to barely plug it, but I didn't think that such a big head was afraid of the dark and did not dare to sleep by himself, if no one shared the house, I would rather sleep in the corridor than into the house!

You said he was lying in the hallway, can we still walk down the aisle?

At this point, I can barely guess the reason why he was reluctant to sell Sister Pan'er, in a nutshell, although he has the appearance of a hair removal King Kong, but the heart of the cherry pill in his stomach is still the heart, I have to find a roommate who lives with him - in the end, I can only use my mobile phone as a quid pro f, and tear down a hole in the wall between him and Tai Er, which is considered to be a two-in-one.

In the morning, we slept in the cat house, and we got up slowly at noon, and when we got up, we saw that Wu Jian had gone to work in the nursing home, and the yard was cleaned, and even the toilet wall that had not been cleaned for a hundred years was wiped out of its true color.

Then,Lolita took Xiao Zuanfeng out to buy a mobile phone,Taier Xiaogu Wujian began to prepare for the night's strings,Ximen Blowing Snow called me to the top of the building,Go up to see,The edge of the roof is horizontally and vertically set up a shed frame on the top,Countless fishing lines drooped from top to bottom,There is a chicken feather tied under each line,The wind blows and sways。

Ximen Fuxue was dressed in a white coat, standing proudly under the side shelf of chicken feathers, the broad sleeves were raised in the wind, lining the six big characters of the Xishan Psychiatric Hospital very clearly, the uneven hem was dragged on the ground, and he would fall on his head if he walked carelessly, making him look indescribably arrogant, elegant, and dusty......

Then, he slowly pulled out a kitchen knife from his waist, and through the starry sunlight, he seemed to have become one with the knife, he was the kitchen knife, and the kitchen knife was him!

"See clearly!"

Ximen Fuxue stood with his knife raised, only to see a fright in mid-air, and the chicken feathers fell in two sections!

He continued: "This is the essence of the knife technique I use, when you can cut off the chicken feathers with the knife at will, when you will be done." ”

"Uh, it's that simple?" I was stunned for a moment, and then asked cautiously: "Is there any trick, and what level can I achieve after practice?" ”

"The trick is to be quick with eyes and hands, as for the level - it should be almost A-level," Ximen Fuxue handed me the kitchen knife, went to the side and closed his eyes, repeating the golden rooster independence I saw last time: "Let's practice." ”

Ximen blowing snow to practice seems simple but is actually difficult, the kitchen knife has not arrived, the wind brought up the chicken feathers to blow the edge, I messed up and chopped for a long time to understand his 'eyes and hands fast' meaning, chicken feathers continue to flutter with the wind, I must see clearly, the speed is extremely fast to cut, otherwise there may not be!

I kept throwing the knife for an afternoon, of which Tai Er came up three times, and reported other news in time, during which Ximen Blowing Snow has been standing on the edge of the terrace, every time I was worried that Tai Er was too loud and scared him to fall downstairs, but it turned out that I thought too much - Ximen Blowing Snow stood like a sculpture, and it didn't shake, quite a taste of Mount Tai collapsing in front and not changing color.

The three messages are:

"Why bother, Ruoxi bought a mobile phone and came back, telling you to get your things in the evening and go back to the underworld and set a place."

"Ruoxi, they bought several big roosters from the vegetable market, and then put them on the nursing home and said that they would recover their wildness."

"We still have to buy chicken Ming'er - the chicken was stewed in the nursing home, and you still call me thank you......"

I kept swinging the knife, and it was okay at first, although I didn't hit it as if I was playing badminton, and then my arm gradually became a little sore, and then it began to hurt slowly from the shoulder, I gritted my teeth and stiffened, and then the arm gradually became numb, and when the sun went down, it was no longer a swing at all, but a throw, and it was just a matter of throwing the kitchen knife towards the target with all my breath......

From the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to practice for a long time, every time I shook my hand, it was like putting my arm on boiling water, and the 36,000 pores on my hand were pricked with needles one by one, this feeling was unbearable, but I had to endure it - because I knew very well that I practiced this knife not only to be able to escape under the sword of Scissorhands or other killers, but also to improve my knife skills, and many dishes that were impossible to make before became possible!

Of course, if I had a choice, I would still prefer to let Simon blow snow help me every time......

In addition, there is another reason why I was able to survive, that is, I didn't touch the chicken feathers with the kitchen knife this afternoon, and the only result was that I cut the fishing line three times and four times, and the knife fell off twice and sneezed more than 20 times, which made me feel a little angry: why, even if I keep chopping, I have to at least be next to the second, I don't believe in evil anymore!

Finding a chicken and practicing knives do not conflict, according to the more popular saying now, finding a rooster is to give the enemy a curse BUFF, weak physique to reduce attacks, and I learn knife techniques is to strengthen my defense, in case I am a single blocked alley, I can also carry the kung fu to slow down, so that they have time to save me - looking for a rooster this trick really can't be counted, continue tomorrow, you have to find an old rooster who has lived for ten years and eight years, it is best to be able to become a sperm.

I was thinking about practicing at the same time, and at this time Brother Simon said: "Okay, let's practice here today!" ”

Now where do I still have the strength to speak, put away the knife and turned around to come out from under the shelf, a mind has already flown to eat, bath and beat beans, but at this time, a gust of wind blew, a chicken feather with a fishing line hula flew in front of me - I didn't even think about it, I picked up the knife as if reflexively, at this moment I didn't deliberately swing the kitchen knife out, but very when I was just taking a step, I twisted my waist, my shoulder was recycled, and my arm slashed the knife out with this force......

The bright knife light cut through the air, and a few down feathers on the chicken feathers fluttered and fell from the air.

I was stunned for a moment, I couldn't imagine that the goal I wanted to achieve in the afternoon was achieved at this seemingly most impossible time, and I felt unprecedentedly fresh, I just stretched very naturally and comfortably, and I didn't think about it, it was just like looking for a beautiful woman on the street to go shopping with her boyfriend kissed and proposed, and she was overjoyed and agreed!

Simon boasted lightly: "It seems that you have already experienced this feeling." ”

I calmed down a little, and then pulled my thoughts out of the big dye vat of joy: "You mean that you can't swing a knife with strength alone, you must be firm in your beliefs, only your beliefs are strong enough to sweep away all obstacles, and all the obstacles that appear in front of me are because of your own uncertainty and doubt?" "I still learned this from novels, online novels are all-encompassing, and it is good to learn some celebrity quotations to pretend to be feelings, pretend to be soul mates, etc.

Ximen Fuxue rolled his eyes: "...... In fact, I am talking about the unity of waist and horse, not only by the arms, but also by combining the muscles and strength of the waist, shoulders, and legs to make a knife, so that it can be indestructible! ”

I said dumbly: "Well, isn't it true that where there is a will, there is a way, and faith determines success or failure?" ”

"There are more people who like a girl who can't chase them, you can't believe that if you can catch them, it must be yours - it depends on talent!"

……

I took a proper rest, ready to relive the feeling just now, but then he stopped me, "It's too much, today is already your limit, and if you continue to practice, your arm may be useless." ”

I threw the kitchen knife right away.

Others have already started to work on opening the door at night, Xiao Zuanfeng took Wu Jian to the kitchen to teach kebabs, Lo Lixi taught Taier and Xiao Gu to familiarize themselves with the menu, the people brought by Fat Pig Huang have begun to pack up the mess, and the newly bought plastic stool outside the door is already full of guests, sipping melon seeds and drinking free chrysanthemum tea, waiting for the stall to open.

I went to take a shower, drank a bowl of porridge with a straw in my mouth, and then went down with my arms hanging down - the people sent by Ren Xiaoyan were obviously good at arranging and operating, under their management, the customers were well organized, the store was peaceful, and the faces of the customers and waiters were full of satisfied but not busy smiles.

Although the skewer stall has only been open for two days, the reputation has slowly spread, and a large number of fresh faces have come to the skewer stall to eat, although we have tried our best to arrange customers, but the queue outside is still getting longer and longer, if it weren't for Ren Xiaoyan sending someone to add a new oven and stove today, it would really be too busy, but even so, Xiao Zhuanfeng and Wu Jian were still busy and overwhelmed.

It's just that a new situation has happened: a lot of girls who came to skewer with their boyfriends two days ago, and now they are here again with their girlfriends, and at the same time they are looking straight into the kitchen, and the little drill wind occasionally comes out to immediately cause a landslide and tsunami like onlookers, many people roast all kinds of skewers into his hands, and take the opportunity to talk, so that I have an inexplicable sense of crisis - look at this posture, within ten days, someone will come to our store to ask for guilt because of the breakup, Xiao Zuanfeng This kind of small fresh meat is really only suitable for staying in the kitchen, and showing up is simply a disaster for the country and the people, Especially in the face of the popularity of Korean dramas, college girls are even more irreparable!

Before I could figure out what to do, Ren Xiaoyan came, and when she saw my drooping arm, she was directly stunned: "What's wrong......"

I replied with a frown: "I'm practicing the knife skills fiercely, it's okay, just rest for the night." ”

"Practicing swordsmanship?" Ren Xiaoyan snorted, "How did you practice this thing?" ”

"That's for sure!" For the first time, I unabashedly confided in Ren Xiaoyan: "I have wanted to be a chef since I was a child, and opening this stall is also to prepare for opening a big restaurant in the future - excellent chefs' knife skills, cooking skills, strength, speed, skills, etc. are indispensable, and now the only thing we have the conditions to practice here is knife skills, so I take the time to practice." ”

"I went to ask the waiter you used to be with, I know your mind, but I didn't expect you to start so soon!" Ren Xiaoyan smiled and said: "Originally, I wanted to wait for the matter of the stall to be smoothed out, and go to Uncle Dapeng in person to tell Uncle Dapeng and ask him to accept you as an apprentice...... Don't practice, if you really want to practice, you will go to the restaurant tomorrow. ”

I hurriedly said: "Then no, no, I'm already apprenticed, don't worry about it......" joke, not to mention that Simon's knife skills are compared to Dapeng in the sky and on the ground, even if it is about the same, I can't go with him - the scorpion essence I still pointed to Brother Simon to carry it for me, without him, I won't look for death!

Ren Xiaoyan was skeptical: "Really? ”

"You say that, don't believe me, I still don't believe this hand......"

…… The two of us were talking, there was a table in the front hall quarreled, a few little hooligans who didn't know where they came from drank too much, and they wanted the kitchen to bake some skewers without chili, salt, monosodium glutamate, cumin and other condiments, but the taste required the focus, and a few waiters couldn't say anything, and finally they could only go to the kitchen to say something, but Xiao Zhuanfeng came out by himself, stood at the table and glared and said: "Come on, come on, you don't want to add seasonings and heavy skewers, right, who the fuck explain to me how to bake?" ”

The little hooligan wanted to shout at first, but then he saw Wu Dalang's black cloud appear as if he was overpowering, and immediately settled the bill and got out without saying a word.

After watching this scene with joy on the side of our station, Leng Ding remembered Ren Xiaoyan's incident, "By the way, the spice side has already said that there is no problem, just a few days, I will give it to you when I get it." ”

Ren Xiaoyan smiled even brighter......

After the night fell,Lolita pulled me upstairs,Hand me a second-hand apple5,Then took out a talisman from his pocket,Burn it with a fire,Slowly floated out of the talisman A puff of green smoke drifted out of the talisman,Slip into the phone,And then she took three pounds and two drums in her hand and handed it to me-Apple or Apple screen or screen,Everything in it is also complete,But there is a rectangle with a missing corner in the upper right corner,Take a closer look,Hey,The good end of the mobile phone suddenly became dual SIM dual standby。

Lolixi pulled it with her hand, and the part of the underworld appeared, and she introduced me in turn: "Look clearly, this is the underworld, you can transfer in the yin virtue point in the future, it is the online version of the underworld; This is the East Net.,If you want to buy ingredients or something, use it.,The most important thing is this function.,After you point your phone at wherever you press it.,The door to the underworld will open.,If there's a location to go in, it's in the location of the place.,If not, just appear in a certain city...... Now we will settle in the courtyard first, and when the restaurant is ready, we will change the restaurant to the past. ”

"That's okay, whatever you want."

The old rules, the dung fork opened the way, and we went back to the underworld - this time it was really not the suburbs of 9527, and we went directly to the city instead!