Chapter XXXVII

We walked through the corridor to the small courtyard, and as soon as we got out of the corridor, we saw that there was Aunt Hei standing under the roots of the bare old tree in the courtyard, wrapped in a long and big black robe, standing with her back to the door, looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, as deep as a postmodern poet!

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I maliciously speculated: she must be like the old accountant in the hotel, always pricking up her ears, and sitting in the drawer of the half-drooping donkey meat as soon as the wind blows.

"Aunt Hei, it's already arranged," Lolita jumped up from behind and hugged her as usual: "I'm back!" ”

Aunt Hei turned her head, her cold poker face was not surprised, but she was happy, and nodded slightly: "It's very fast, it's okay on it?" ”

We nodded together.

Aunt Hei's gaze swept over me, Lolixi, Xiao Zuanfeng, and Ximen Fuxue in turn, and said with satisfaction: "It seems that you have done a good job of self-reliance, although it is not to say that it has begun to take shape, but at least safety is not a problem." ”

We nodded one after another, and Lolita explained: "Why bother to build a skewer stall on it, but I have made a lot of money in the yang world - Aunt Hei, I don't understand, let's open a restaurant in the underworld, why do you make this stall in the yang world?" ”

"That's what I just knew, Yin and Yang are different after all, although those people can freely enter and exit Yin and Yang, but they are also similar to living people in the legendary world, they can't stay in the Yin Cao Difu for a long time, there must be a place to settle down, and there is definitely no place to stay in the Yang World - I heard that the household registration over there is stricter than ours, and you can't even live in a hotel without a household registration."

I hurriedly explained: "That's called ID card ......" I came to my senses here, a good thing, this shows that the big restaurant above me is just around the corner, and I suddenly smiled: "As long as you speak, no problem, I will definitely get it right." ”

"But what about ......" Aunt Hei said that the person's words changed again: "It's not in a hurry, the top priority is to put the hotel below us - I didn't find the answer to the thing you asked last time, but I asked for a clue, it just so happened that you went to 10000 to locate the hotel address today, and by the way, I went to ask." ”

"There's another thing," Seeing that Aunt Hei had a tendency to continue to be deeper, I immediately asked, "Do you know how many sandwiches there are in this set that can communicate the legendary world?" ”

We discussed, but neither Taiji nor Lolita could explain the reason for the appearance of the Scorpion King, so we left the question to Aunt Hei - she couldn't be easier than us to investigate, not to mention that the sandwich was originally given to Ren Xiaoyan by her.

Although I couldn't see her face, I could still hear the astonishment in her voice: "Why do you ask this?" ”

Luo Lixi briefly explained the situation of the appearance of the Scorpion King, and finally said: "So we want to ask, is this system also available to other Yama Emperors?" ”

"Impossible!" Aunt Hei said categorically: "This thing was left by the ghost kitchen before entering reincarnation, only this one, how can others have it?" ”

"What does the Scorpion King explain?" I was unconvinced and said: "Beautiful women may have stinky feet or fox smell, what's wrong with having two sets of these things?" ”

Aunt Hei groaned, "Unless ......"

"Unless?" Our eyes lit up, and we began to ask, "Who else?" ”

"Unless the ghost kitchen found this thing before, there may still be, but after the ghost kitchen enters reincarnation, no one knows where she found it in the first place!" Aunt Hei said while thinking about it, and finally said resolutely: "You pay more attention to it, hurry up and summon capable people, and I will also let Ma Pu Teng go to check privately!" ”

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We sat on the carriage of the horses, galloping towards the 10000 of the city, the ghosts outside the window were crying wolves, my eyes were full of swaying, and soon I arrived at the legendary 10,000 Dayu capital city - here is really different from 9527, quite the taste of the ancient capital in the movie, the city gate is towering into the sky, and there is a huge wooden sign standing at the door, which is written with a few big words to know about entering the city:

First, regardless of ghosts, cars, or horses in the city, speeding is strictly prohibited on the speed limit;

Second, flying is strictly forbidden in the city, and you really have no feet to fly and cannot be more than one meter above the ground;

Thirdly, it is forbidden to march in the city in parts, and the head and body must be connected together, and if it is lost, it will be reported immediately;

…… A full thirty rules, all sides have been arranged, but there is really a metropolis bearing, of course, if there are no later rules about casual defecation and no discrimination against dogs, cats, and ghosts, this is even better.

Turning a few times along the street, the car came to the door of a restaurant that is being decorated, the door face is not big and deep, but I found that it is not simple to sweep the building left and right on the street, the location here is very good, the surrounding streets are full of traffic, and the ghosts are endless, it seems that the dead ghost of the horse clan is really not bad in the same city, and the ability is very big.

The ghosts who wandered around were holding all kinds of things in their hands, paper people, paper horses, five-color sacrifices, paper money, gold ingots, clothes and utensils, and there was a green building not far away, and the ghosts who took things came out of it, I took a look, and the horse fluttering on the side immediately explained: "This is the Huabao Palace, if you burn things in the yang world, you will collect them from this person." ”

Most of the ghosts are overjoyed to come out of the treasure hall, there are a few who have not received something to scold the descendants for being unfilial, and occasionally there are dogs dressed like five people and six people sitting in the car to collect things, it is said that this dog ghost was originally raised as a son, and after he died, he burned more than a dozen pairs of golden boys and girls, and now he has become a famous dog uncle.

Suddenly, the two old ghosts stood on the side of the street and started a fight, and there was a lot of discussion on the side: "What are you doing, did you burn the wrong place and the two old men fight?" There was a clear saying, "Where! When burning paper, people shouted that they were burning it for themselves, but what he thought was Lao Tzu and the real Lao Tzu were not the same thing! ”

A group of ghosts suddenly realized: "Oh, the old king next door! ”

The hotel is not big, can accommodate only about 20 tables, next to the sky, earth, people three boxes, the preparation work has been the horse fluttering in the arrangement, see that we do not care much, asked the completion time of the city and went straight to the place that Aunt Hei said.

The place is in a corner of the city, the outside looks ordinary, as soon as you enter it is a very delicate small courtyard, this lord black aunt does not know who it is, I only heard that I know five hundred years on the five hundred years and five hundred years on the bottom, and I am proficient in special food, commonly known as senior foodies - we have never heard of this kind of high-end goods such as gods and ghosts, but people not only know but also taste, and this matter will have to fall on him in the future to understand.

The yard is not big, but there is a pavilion with eaves and beams on the corner, there is a tea set and tea tray in it, there is a pond outside the pavilion, there is a pebble title inlaid on the side, duckweed lotus leaves float on the water, revealing a kind of indescribable business, it is just like the days of the idle clouds and wild cranes in the yang, how can there be a little bit of the ghost of the gloomy underworld?

At this time, a fat man paced out of the room, with the long hair and long beard of a decadent artist, but it was estimated that he had not been washed for a long time, and he was stuck to his head like two rice cakes, not tall and chubby--he had just appeared, and the little mung bean blinked without waiting to speak, and the little drill wind swished and gasped and shouted: "Yo! Yo! It's not that... Who?! ”

Lolita and Ximen Fuxue also had straight eyes, and nodded with a chicken peck.

I was suddenly shocked in my heart, thinking that this fat man is too famous, and he can be recognized by the little demon of Difu Gege, Journey to the West and martial arts masters at the same time, it looks like he must be a great big man, we ask him about this matter may be mysterious!

I anxiously asked, "Who?" ”

Xiao Zhuanfeng tilted his head and thought about it, baring his teeth and gasping: "Isn't this the person who hosts the joke show?" ”

TV is really a good thing,They were taken aback when they first came to the little drill wind,Later, Lolita said that this is the best way to understand the world,After they were completely glued to the TV,At first, I watched the TV in the nursing home from the window,Later, the strings spread out and guarded the store,What TV shows are more familiar than me?,What are the jokes they say, I really don't realize it for a while...... This problem will be cured back, and if it is known, I can't understand what the goods that have come for less than a week have passed, and the face will be lost!

Ximen Fuxue coldly spit out a word: "Guo." ”

Lolixi and Xiao Zhuanfeng shouted in unison: "That's right, Guo Degang!" ”

I was scorched inside and out with tears in my face: "...... How could it be! That old boy is not dead, he can't come to us, take a step back and say that even if he dies, he won't be like this, you are wrong! ”

Xiao Diamond Wind purred his eyes and tilted his neck to look at the sky: "What does he look like?" ”

I was so anxious that I stomped my feet and said, "Although his head is big, his neck is thick, and his eyes are the same, but he is not bald!" ”

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