Chapter 52: Murderous
In a room on the third floor of the world's first mountain patrol stall, Lolita and a chicken sat opposite me seriously, and I saw it on the road, the relationship between this chicken and Lolita is definitely not simple, since she handed her hands, she was willing to let go, and the chicken is also very comfortable, nothing is still always aimed at me, a glance at the small eyes I see that I am very weak, there is always the illusion that I will suddenly fly up and peck at my eyeballs. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
As for the others, they stayed on the street to accompany Ren Xiaoyan shopping.
Lolixi was the first to speak, and said lightly: "Come, let me introduce to you, why bother, the agent of our tenth hall in the yang world; This is a member of the famous Divine Beast family in the underworld, and his name is ...... Uh, what's your name? β
The black chicken sat opposite me with his two chicken wings and his chin in his fist, and suddenly said, "My name is Mengru, and I am the eighth in the family." β
I instantly quieted down, silently staring at the talking chicken opposite, looking up at Lorixi, and then looking down again at the fingers and feet, etc., I don't know what kind of eyes I should be, Lolixi was just about to speak, I jumped up two feet suddenly, pointed at the ghost and cried wolf: "Monsterββ"
Lorixi's trident appeared like a rain after a long drought, and it only took a shake on my shoulder to press me back into the seat, and said impatiently: "What are you yelling about, what are you yelling about?" Ghosts have seen it, and chickens can't stand it if they can talk? β
I immediately stopped struggling, my expression instantly returned to normal, and I was embarrassed: "Uh, I forgot about this stubble - what, ** brother, hello!" Moving into the wind, the trident turned into a fork and put it in her pocket again.
The black chicken sighed and said, "You still call it by name." β
"That's okay, Mengru Chicken, right?"
"Do you know what it means to have five stresses, four beauties and three loves? We are a family of divine beasts, if nothing else, at least add the word god, right? β
I thought for a moment: "Then you are, Mengru Chicken God?" β
"Dream Ru Divine Chicken!" The black chicken turned his head and said disdainfully at Lori, "The person you are looking for in the tenth hall is not good, this brain is not as good as the second child of our family!" β
Lolita sighed, and I was curious: "Who is the second child in his family?" β
"The second child of his family is called 'a chicken on the left hand'," Lolita coughed twice and reminded, "Let's talk about something?" β
"Wait!" I was busy screaming, and said in a trance: "Where are there chickens among the four divine beasts?" β
Shenji snorted: "Don't compare our family with their nouveau riche, we are the first generation of scholars, hermits, do you understand?" Silly presumption! β
I patiently continued to ask Lorixi for knowledge: "What, what, what is their family called?" Since he is a hermit, he should be more reliable than grass mud horses and ***, right? β
Lolita affirmed: "Absolutely! β
"What's that?"
"The Ash Family."
I collapsed and said loudly: "He is the Mengru Chicken of the Grey Chicken family?" β
Luo Lixi hadn't opened her mouth yet, but the face of the dream Confucian god was instantly congested, and the cockscombs on the original drooping head were **, straight to the sky, and the upper and lower halves of the chicken beak shells were directly split at 120 degrees and sprayed at me: "You just beat the gray chicken, your whole family fights the gray chicken!" Even the 5,000 generations of your family are all gray chickens! β
I won't talk about being scolded, I can't stand being scolded by a chicken, and I also piggyback on the chicken and the dog thief to count my whole family,! Didn't even sit abolish it from the Qin Dynasty, Ya actually gave me this set!
I held back my temper when the volcano was about to erupt, and replied half-yin: "Boy, you are looking for a cut!" Don't forget, I rescued you from the dining table just now, and now you kick my nose in the face - do you think you are the Red Society of the Celestial Empire, and you rely on your ass to see people in your face and pockets? β
The god-level screamed, flapped his wings and flew into the sky, hanging upside down on the electric fan on the ceiling, his claws pointed at me as bright as a knife, and hissed angrily: "Do you believe it or not, I'll catch you right away, and the peach blossoms on your face will bloom?" β
I slapped the case and picked up the bench with my hand: "You try!" β
The battle was about to break out, and at this time, the originally locked door of the room was suddenly blown open by a strong wind, and a figure in the wind rushed in as if flying, instantly volleying into the air, and a bright knife light slashed down head-on, and at the same time heard someone shouting: "There is a murderous aura!" β
Before the god chicken could figure out what was going on, it had been divided into two pieces by the knife light, and the chicken feathers and chicken blood were sprinkled all over the ground, and his head rolled under the bed with a grunt, and half of his body smashed in front of me......
At this time, I saw clearly that it was none other than Simon Blowing Snow, who was in retreat and meditating, holding a machete with a bone-chopping stick, standing majestically in the middle of the house, but his face was very ugly nowβI finally believe that he could sense the true ability of murderous energy, as accurate as a personal meat detector, and besides, you can't kill chickens in the house, and you can't be killed by chickens!
Simon glanced at the chicken corpse a few times and said in confusion: "This ...... What do you kill chickens? β
I sighed and said, "I won't kill it in the future-" The corpses were all over the field and it was too late to say anything, I pointed to the chicken corpse, and said with a little regret: "It's a pity, it's a good chicken, and now I can only stew soup......"
I was just about to reach out to carry the chicken, when the angry cry of the rooster came from under the bed: "Stew your uncle, stew!" I'm not dead here, get my head back! β
I was stunned and smacked my tongue, "Are you still alive?" As I spoke, I began to look in while lying on the bed, and I didn't know where my head had fallen, so I thought about it and took the broom, turned my head and began to pout my ass and pull it in......
It wasn't until this moment that Lolita put aside and said leisurely: "Their family's ability is not small, and the weapons of the yang world can't hurt it, and only the five genera can put it to death-" "You still say!" The god chicken shouted vigorously below: "The people in the yang world are too violent, I can see it, I will go back tomorrow!" β
I followed the sound with a stick, the chicken head gurgled and rolled out, I put the chicken head and neck together, shook it twice, and the dream Confucian chicken stood up again, but now the little face didn't dare to tremble, and the gray and spider webs were still trembling, full of indignation: "When the fellow sees the fellow, you will be shot in the back - no, you will be stabbed in the face!" β
Ximen Blowing Snow ignored it, kept a cold demeanor and turned away, leaving me and Lo Lixi to face this teary-eyed rooster, staring at the big eyes and dumb for a while - don't say, it really can't go if it wants to go, and when the time comes, someone will kill the door, who will cover the sky and a pillar for us with one hand?
I hurriedly pulled Lori aside: "If you don't return this matter, you can talk about it, and leave it anyway." β
Lori was embarrassed: "Actually, I'm not familiar with it, if it hadn't seen my identity and asked for help, I wouldn't have known that it was from our underworld...... Uh, chicken," she smacked her pacifier hard, and said with a worried brow, "Why don't we let Taiji come?" β
I said cautiously: "Tai Er is really not good! As the saying goes, gods and ghosts are not mutually exclusive, who knows if their families have any prejudice and discrimination against the gods, etc., and it is even more difficult to be self-defeating. β
"Heyβ"
"Don't hey, let's think about it!"
Seeing that Lolita began to pick her hair, I cautiously slipped out, secretly glad that the disaster had succeeded, and one accidentally turned downstairs, and began to live in anxiety......