Chapter 53 Left-behind children wreak havoc on tech nerds
At this time, the face on the glass door shook, Xiaoqing's face gradually cleared up on it, and the girl pushed the door in with a melancholy face, shaking her head with a devastated head and looking around: "Where is Master Tai?" ”
"What do you mean?" I thanked him before he spoke: "I'm sorry for you today!" ”
Xiaoqing said with a bitter face, "I don't care, if you want to thank me, you can tell me where Master Tai is, I have to hurry up and ask him what is going on......" "Community-didn't you just ask in the morning?" I sincerely persuaded him: "What about the follow-up of this matter?" ”
"That's going to have to be useful, to tell you the truth, I can't even account for losing today!" Xiao Qing drooped his face, showing an indescribable sadness from the inside out, looking at the scene of the mountain rain coming and the wind filling the building, I was also dumbfounded, and hurriedly said:
"No, you haven't eaten it?"
Xiaoqing stomped his feet and said, "Why haven't I eaten, the whole bag is stuffed in my mouth, and my teeth are still cramping until now, so I came to the master to ask if I got something wrong......
I pondered for a moment, then stretched out my hand to him and said, "Why don't you show me?" ”
Xiaoqing came out of the bag in her ass pocket and threw me, just a glance at me and I understood-
"! It is clearly written on it that 'the world's first plum' still dare to buy it? You're letting mosquitoes bite your brain vessels, aren't you? ”
Xiaoqing was dumbfounded, and cried directly on the table: "I'm so stupid, really, I only know ......"
I stretched out my hand and said, "Okay buddy, you better go home and remember the bittersweet thoughts, Xianglin's sister-in-law is really not popular now-if you want to use money to open your mouth, I'll get a few for you to go home and pay the account." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Xiaoqing raised her face and stared at me resentfully, and said mournfully: "Why bother, you have learned badly now......"
"How did I learn to break me?" My mind suddenly tightened, and the second monk couldn't figure it out, and at the same time, he couldn't figure it out: "If you want to use money, you can open your mouth, what's wrong?" ”
Xiaoqing sighed, squatted down in front of me, and unzipped it open......
I screamed strangely, raised my foot and kicked him out seven or eight meters, and howled heartbreakingly: "What are you doing, who do you think of me?" ”
…… Open your mouth and how many ways do you have it?!
Sending Xiaoqing away, I drank two bottles of ice water to stabilize this frightened heart, wiped the cold sweat that filled my head, sat for a while, and watched everyone enter the kitchen one after another to start working, I also simply took a hand, and it was okay to try, so I simply helped cut the meat smoothly - my knife skills have not yet reached the step of being as thin as silkworm wings, and I can only run to the thick branches and leaves of the meat lumps.
After cutting for a while, I suddenly remembered that this system had not been seen for a long time and I missed it, so I slipped it out of my hand, and I took a look at it in the bizarre, yo, the attributes have all changed:
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Ability: Knife Skill: B; Hot Cooking: B; Cold cooking: C; Miscellaneous cooking: B; Speed: B; Strength: C; Trick: B;
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Ouch hey! Dude, this is an upgrade, right? Although it is not said that the shotgun is changing, it is also rising, and the castration is going straight to the intensification, it is estimated that it will not be long before it will be cheerful and changeable, right?
When I was in high spirits, Lori came down, sucked with a bottle of yogurt, and leaned back casually and said: "Hey, then why bother, I said that I finally let him stay, but the popularity has not disappeared, and it is difficult to say whether to help us or not." ”
"What does it mean that the popularity has not disappeared, just like him, at most it is a bird flu that has not been cured," I tilted my head and smacked up, and said casually: "Also, didn't he stay just to help us deal with the scorpion essence?" If you don't help, it's equivalent to marrying a daughter-in-law and not giving you a child, so can it work, you have to take the ......" I suddenly reacted halfway through: "Huh? Why did you talk badly? ”
"Zhen Huan's biography is naturally different after reading it, I have to update it, don't I?" Lolita pulled her mouth off the straw, "Mengru can say, it's easy for you to want him to help, but you have to win him first, otherwise don't talk about it." ”
I stopped and waited: "Listen first, what does he want to compare?" ”
"Stand on one leg and see who has the time."
I slashed the kitchen knife in my hand at the pier, and said angrily: "Can he have a face, who can compare to a chicken in this matter?" What's the difference between this and Doraemon's rock-paper-scissors? I pondered for a moment, and said tentatively, "This is not good, you can try to let him change to the one I make the best efforts to?" ”
Lori rubbed her nose: "Don't say these are useless, only when you see the tricks can you reflect your domineering spirit, even if I say that I move him, people are not convinced, and in the end, it is not the same to twist your life as well as death?" ”
I said: "That doesn't matter, now we can only take it step by step, and we have to rely on his temperament to take the ditch ......."
The conversation between the two of us did not escape the ears of everyone in the kitchen, and after a little thought, the little drill wind on the side spoke: "You can't say that, cousin, I think that to convince this so-called master, you have to face the difficulties, so as to get his heart. ”
"Hey, I agree with this," Kong Lao Er on the side stroked the meat lumps and interjected: "I've been listening to it for a long time, how do I think your thinking is limited, don't stand on one leg more, even if your feet are in the air, it won't be difficult for you - besides, what if he wants to sprinkle a ground of rice and peck faster than you, even if the speed can keep up with your mouth, it won't be rough!" ”
Wu Dalang stopped what he was doing, cautiously ran to my wound and continued to sprinkle salt: "Also, if people want to smell the chickens and dance, can you still fly into the sky?" ”
"Hey-" I instigated Yahuazi to gasp for air, and responded to the group of guys who had worked together to fall into the well with a dissatisfied face: "What the hell are you guys on the other end, waiting to see my jokes?" I warn you, I'm not the only one who has come and killed me with that big pincer, and even if you take the sheep by hand, you won't be able to get out! ”
Lolita glared at me and said, "What kind of eyes, can't you hear your tricks?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes," Xiao Zuanfeng also hurriedly made up: "I'm sincere!" ”
"What kind of trick, I don't have an idea, I'm waiting on the edge of the pit to bury me!" I didn't have the heart to cut the meat slices, so I took a rag and yelled at everyone while wiping my hands: "Since it's a trick, let's talk about it, how can you compare to a chicken when you stand on one leg?" ”
was dumbfounded, half loud, and then I heard Xiao Zhuanfeng say leisurely: "I think we should get Tai Er back-no one is better than him in this matter!" ”
Everyone said in unison: "Go you!" ”
Lolita suddenly snorted at me: "Why don't you go too?" By the way, buy back the plate I watched this film recently? ”
"Hey, who still watches the disc these days, let's go online with cavalry and infantry!" I said casually: "By the way, what's the content, do you look so energetic?" ”
Lolita raised her eyes and looked at the sky thoughtfully: "Left-behind children are ravaging their wives and strict technical houses. ”
"What? What's the name? ”
"Pleasant goat and gray wolf."
Me: "......"