Chapter 10: Taoist Priest Tian Yuzhi
The movie "Tian Yuzhi" tells the story of Tian Yuzhi, a Taoist priest with profound Taoism and a romantic nature, who used illusion to tease the king for pleasure and had feelings for a beautiful young widow. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info In order to reach the highest level of Taoism and let his dog follow Xiao Yi incarnate as a human, Tian Yuzhi struggled to find the divine flute and the bronze sword, and unexpectedly clashed with Mr. Painting with the same goal as him, which eventually led to the teacher being victimized by the painting world, and he and Xiao Yi were also hated by the three gatekeepers into the painting......
Five hundred years later, the monster reappeared in the world, the three gatekeepers did not know the whereabouts of the painting world, and had to release Tian Yuzhi to subdue the demon, a generation of Taoist priests finally saw the light of day, and finally killed the painting world, and the story of being with the widow they liked......
In fact, for Lu Chun, he doesn't care about what happens five hundred years later, he just needs to get a scroll of paintings that people can enter and exit freely. As for the rest, it is all dispensable, of course, it would be better to learn Tian Yuzhi's peculiar spell technique.
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The wind was whirring in his ears, Lu Chun only felt that his body was falling rapidly, and he hurriedly lifted his breath and lightened his body. He never thought that this crossing would directly allow him to appear in mid-air, if he hadn't already had the experience of crossing the plane a few times, the short-term dizziness of the crossing would have been very slight, otherwise he would have fallen down from nearly a hundred meters and would have fallen into a meat pie.
"This mobile phone plane is too unreliable, it won't directly travel to volcanic magma or some other death Jedi for me in the future, right?"
Lu Chun thought to himself, and after stabilizing his body, he raised a little higher, and just suspended in the sky. Looking down with lowered eyes, there is a group of ancient palaces below, although the scale is not large, but it does not lose its majesty.
A handsome young immortal in a snow-white gold-inlaid dragon robe was striding in a group of people's kneeling, babbling something in his mouth, because of the distance between them, and there was a musician accompanying him below, Lu Chun didn't listen very carefully, but he had just finished watching "Tian Yuzhi" and came in, and he was still very familiar with the plot, this scene was the plot of Tian Yuzhi pretending to be the envoy of the Jade Emperor to the palace to trick the Korean emperor.
When Lu Chun watched the video at that time, he thought this section was very interesting, and his true anger ran to his ears, silently watching Tian Yuzhi's performance.
"Since you are here, it would be better to have a palace maid pour wine." Tian Yuzhi walked to the emperor's side as he spoke, patted him heavily on the shoulder, but his eyes glanced at Lu Chun in the sky a hundred meters away, although it was strange when this Taoist priest appeared, but he did not restrain Lu Chun's arrival, and continued to tease the emperor, and even after a snap of his fingers, the musicians of the controller played the music he liked.
While enjoying the music, he walked up to the treasure that the emperor had prepared for him and picked it up. For those who look down on the eyes, they are directly discarded indiscriminately, listening to the sound of those porcelain breaking, the emperor's heart is dripping blood, but he does not dare to rebel against the immortals, those are the treasures he regards as treasures, otherwise he would not dare to take out the eyes of the immortals, but who would have thought that this immortal still looks like a discarded shoe, and at the same time that none of the treasures are broken, his heart is also broken once.
Hurriedly waved his hand and asked the two palace maids to go over and pour wine for the immortal, hoping to divert the immortal's attention and stop harming his treasures. You said you like to take it, and if you don't like it, you don't have to break it.
The two palace maids hurriedly lowered their heads and stepped forward, took the water cup handed by the palace maid, Tian Yuzhi asked inexplicably: "How many trips do you go to the thatched house a day?" ”
After learning that a palace maid was once every three days, and three times a day, he said to him once every three days: "You are still healthy, or you are down." ”
The palace maid poured wine, he was about to drink, but his eyes were attracted by a bronze mirror among the many treasures, which was the real purpose of his visit, and he didn't drink the wine anymore, and threw away the bar casually, Tian Yuzhi kicked the bronze mirror into his arms.
The goal was achieved, and he didn't have the interest to look at other things anymore, and said to the emperor that he liked to paint, and took out a painting for the emperor to admire, and the emperor did not doubt him, and the painting of the immortals was of course greatly appreciated: "The words you painted are simply lifelike, especially the lonely horse, which reflects the lonely heart......"
The sycophant was patting happily, but Tian Yuzhi slapped his crown: "Short-sighted, that's the treasure horse of Taoist Tian Yuzhi." ”
Regarding the words of the Jade Emperor's envoy, of course, the emperor could only greet him as he wished: "Yes, Taoist priest Tian Yuzhi ......" was about to follow the angel's words and pat a sycophant, when he suddenly felt that something was wrong: "Tian Yuzhi?" ”
When I turned around, I saw that the heavenly soldiers and fairies in the lower realm who had been with the angels before had all turned into brooms and fell to the ground, and when I realized that something was wrong, I turned around, and the immortals around me also changed, and actually turned into a man dressed in gray and wearing a black hat.
The emperor got up and pointed at Tian Yuzhi, and said with a confused face: "Rogue Tian Yuzhi ......"
Tian Yuzhi was proud, and he was extremely proud of his fame, even the emperor knew it.
The palace ministers, who realized that they had been fooled, began to speak wildly......
Hearing that someone dared to scold himself for being a stinky Taoist, Tian Yuzhi snapped his fingers again, and the passionate and cheerful music sounded again, but he cut off those noisy voices and began to preach again......
"Stinky Daoist? What is a Taoist priest? Taoist priests can call the wind...... It can also summon rain...... You can travel thousands of miles in a day...... can also charge into battle with a sword and dominate the world...... Or thousands of heroes turn into tenderness...... Acting chivalrous and righteous is what a Taoist priest should do......"
Tian Yuzhi said that the rise not only really attracted wind and rain, showed his shape-shifting kung fu, and even pulled out a guard's sword and danced, the sword dance was called an ugly, Lu Chun didn't know where he got the confidence to dance so happily and proudly, and finally even cut into a branch full of peach blossoms and sent it to the palace maid's mouth to hold it, which was simply sassy.
Lu Chun smiled knowingly, and it wasn't until Tian Yuzhi had enough of playing into the painting that the scroll fluttered out and he used the Buddha to fly to the west with the emperor's angry roar......
Lu Chun's unit Buddha Fei Xitian is actually not a real flying technique, it can only be regarded as a good light skill, the flight altitude is okay, but the flight speed is slightly insufficient, and the true qi can only reach a speed of about 30 kilometers per hour under full operation, and it cannot be used for a long time.
Fortunately, the picture scroll that Tian Yuzhi entered could only fly in the wind, and the speed was even less than him, Lu Chun had caught up with the picture scroll not long after he left the palace, and his figure jumped in front of the picture scroll, and he bowed his hand slightly: "Brother Tian go slowly, under Lu Chun, please come out and see Brother Tian." ”
Lu Chun's Korean language stumbled, but he finally finished speaking.
The surface of the picture scroll swayed slightly, Tian Yuzhi and Chu Ling'er jumped out of the painting, Tian Yuzhi stretched out his hand, and the picture scroll rose and fell into his hand.
Handing over the scroll to Chu Ling'er, Tian Yuzhi walked in front of Lu Chun, looked around Lu Chun, and said in a loud voice: "You are the Taoist priest just now, you are dressed really weirdly, and you don't seem to be Korean." ”
Lu Chun nodded and said: "Yes, in Xia Lu Chun, a native of the Celestial Empire, traveled all over the world, passed through here, heard that Brother Tian was talented, and when I saw it today, it was worthy of his reputation." ”
Tian Yuzhi smiled: "It turned out to be from the Celestial Empire, no wonder he has such a vision, haha......"
Lu Chun said: "Brother Tian, your picture scroll, enter it, I don't know what kind of treasure it is." ”
Lu Chun didn't speak fluently, and he could only barely make people understand what he meant.
Tian Yuzhi said: "Picture scroll? It's not a treasure, it's just a casual work of the master, and it's just a temporary place for cultivators to rest. ”
Lu Chun could barely understand, and continued: "Oh, such a treasure, it's actually just a random work, so it's a great talent, no wonder it can teach a person like Brother Tian." ”
Tian Yuzhi accepted it calmly and laughed proudly: "Ahaha...... Brother Lu really has a vision. ”
Lu Chun took advantage of his good mood and continued: "I don't know if Brother Tian's picture scroll can ordinary people enter?" ”
Chu Ling'er on the side stepped forward and said, "How can ordinary people do it, only cultivators can enter and exit if they have learned the spell." ”
Lu Chun said: "Oh, then if mortals learn spells, can they also enter?" ”
Chu Ling'er waved his hand and said, "No, no, even if a mortal learns a spell, he can't enter, unless a Taoist priest takes him in." ”
"I see." Lu Chun nodded.
Tian Yuzhi said strangely: "Brother Lu seems to be very interested in this painting environment!" ”
Lu Chun nodded and said, "Yes, I don't know if Brother Tian can do it, as long as Brother Tian teaches me the way to enter painting." ”
Tian Yuzhi rolled his eyes and said, "You want to worship me as a teacher?" ”
Lu Chun was stunned, he really didn't think about who to worship as a teacher before, he just wanted to get a picture scroll that could hold people and leave, how does the cynical Tian Yuzhi in front of him look unreliable, even if he wants to worship his master, Master Tianguan.
Since the art of entering the painting can only be entered after learning the Dao method, then he simply left the Heavenly Crown as a teacher to systematically learn the Dao method of this plane, thinking of this, Lu Chun smiled: "Yes, I want to apprentice." ”
Tian Yuzhi said: "You really want to worship me as a teacher, but I haven't prepared to accept apprentices yet?" ”
Lu Chun said with a smile: "Senior Brother Tian misunderstood, I want to worship Master Tianguan as a teacher, and I will be a brother with you in the future." ”
"What? Do you want to worship my master as a teacher? ”
"Yes, please introduce the senior brother on your behalf."
Tian Yuzhi said unhappily: "Hey, hey, don't take a bite of a senior brother, my master didn't say to accept you as an apprentice!" ”
Lu Chun said with a smile: "Senior brother, don't worry, as long as you take me to see the master, the master and his old man will definitely accept me as an apprentice." ”
Lu Chun is familiar with the plot, as long as he lets the plot develop naturally, he will come to the rescue when the painting world plots against the master, and if he doesn't believe it, Tianguan will not accept him.
"Speaking to myself, I still have something to do, so I won't accompany me."
Tian Yuzhi ignored Lu Chun, let Chu Ling'er become a horse, and carried him away.
Lu Chun lifted his breath and followed lightly: "Senior brother wait for me." ”
"Hey, I warn you to stop following me."
"Senior brother, where are we going now?"
"Who is your senior brother, are you talking to yourself again?"
"Senior brother, what hobbies does the master usually have, since he is an apprentice, what gifts should I bring to the master?"
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Tian Yuzhi has never been able to get rid of Lu Chun, and he can only let him follow, came to a small town, heard someone next to him talk about the painting world, and called him the world's first Taoist, which made Tian Yuzhi, who was inspired to become the world's first Taoist, feel extremely unhappy, just when he wanted to tell the other party that there was a Taoist priest named Tian Yuzhi who was better than the painting world, the three apprentices of the painting world were ordered by the master to arrest Tian Yuzhi.
Of course, Tian Yuzhi cleaned up these three tricks in three clicks and two clicks, threw out a charm and turned it into one, and asked the person just now if he still thinks that the painting world is the first.
Tian Yuzhi was playing treasure on the side, and Lu Chun, who saw Tian Yuzhi using a charm at close range, thought in his heart that this Taoist technique of using talismans was also extremely practical, if he also learned this hand, it would be much more convenient to carry things, at least in the display world, he didn't have to worry about being found out and being invited to tea by the police.
When Tian Yuzhi was looking for money to lose money to the stall owner, a disciple of the painting world bent his bow and arrows to plot against Tian Yuzhi, Lu Chun stopped the man before Chu Ling'er and beat him into a pig's head, and said at the end: "Tell the painting world that my senior brother Tian Yuzhi is the first Taoist priest in the world." ”
This time, Daoist Tian Yuzhi did not deny it, and took Chu Ling'er to find the widow. He didn't know that Lu Chun's action was to make him more deeply contradictory with the painting world.
has been following Tian Yuzhi until he saved the widow, and Lu Chun didn't make a move in the battle with the rat spirit, looking at Tian Yuzhi who fought with the rat spirit, Lu Chun couldn't help but recall the picture of playing the bloody legend when he was a student, holding the Wuji roll in his hand, and brushing monsters in the Zuma Stone Temple.
As soon as the sound of the flute sounded, Lu Chun suddenly felt a headache, it turned out that the rat spirit had been subdued by Tian Yuzhi and was using the flute to summon his companions.
Lu Chun endured his headache and flew forward, snatching the flute from the hand of the rat spirit, at this time Tian Yuzhi also happened to rush to him, looking at the flute in Lu Chun's hand with both eyes, and then at Lu Chun.
Lu Chun also glanced at the flute, although he knew that it was a magic weapon, but the purpose of his coming here was not this, so he casually threw the flute to Tian Yuzhi and said, "Since the senior brother likes it, take it." ”
Tian Yuzhi didn't have time to say anything, his attention was already attracted by a rabbit spirit summoned by the flute, and as soon as the rabbit spirit and Chu Ling'er fought, they found that the situation was a little bad, so they didn't love to fight and fled. Lu Chun had already prepared a bow and arrow and handed it to Tian Yuzhi, Tian Yuzhi didn't want to jump on the roof, put a spell on the arrow and shoot at the fleeing rabbit demon, but just before the arrow hit the rabbit demon, the rabbit demon had been shot and sealed by another arrow that focused on mana. The arrow slashed through the sky and was caught by a painting at the other end of the distance......