Chapter 11: The Tragic Painting
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Lu Chun said: "Please ask the senior brother to introduce me, if the master is unwilling to accept me, I will naturally leave on my own." ”
Tian Yuzhi knew that there was nothing he could do with this guy, so he said impatiently: "Just you." Then he hugged the widow he rescued and turned around to enter the scroll, but Lu Chun grabbed his wrist.
Tian Yuzhi frowned: "What are you doing here?" ”
Lu Chun said: "Didn't Senior Brother say that only cultivators who learn spells can enter?" I won't. ”
Tian Yuzhi shook his head: "Ling'er, take him in." ”
Entering the painting world, Lu Chun was attracted by the wonderful world of ink painting in front of him, and was amazed.
Tian Yuzhi didn't care about him, settled the widow and went, while Chu Ling'er patted her stomach and went into the kitchen.
Lu Chun had nothing to do, pestering Chu Ling'er and asking, "Senior brother, how long have you been cultivating to become a human unit?" ”
Chu Ling'er said a little unpleasantly: "Why do you call Senior Brother Tian Yuzhi, but you call me Senior Brother, and how do you know that I am not human?" ”
Lu Chun said: "Senior Brother Tian's Taoist skills are exquisite, of course I call him Senior Brother, but you said it yourself, apart from being more powerful and transforming into an adult, what else would you do?" The strength of the cultivation world is respected, I am stronger than you, of course I can call you junior brother, as for how to tell that you are not human...... I think you look like a dog, you should be a dog? ”
Chu Ling'er was taken aback: "Can you still tell that my body is a dog?" ”
Lu Chun patted him and encouraged: "What does it matter what the ontology is, the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth, all things are born equal, as long as you work hard to cultivate, not to mention becoming a real person, it is not impossible to become a god and an immortal!" ”
"What a great avenue of heaven and earth, all beings are equal, who is the little brother, how did he come here?"
A voice came from behind, and with Lu Chun's vigilance, he didn't notice anyone approaching at all, and he knew who was coming before he turned around, and sure enough, Chu Ling'er called the master.
Lu Chun also hurriedly turned around, shook his head deeply, his head was almost level with his knees, and shouted, "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship." ”
Although there is no habit of kneeling, the ancients attached great importance to etiquette after all, and since they wanted to worship others as teachers, they could not lose their manners, and simply knelt down after speaking.
As soon as he saw this young man in strange clothes, he opened his mouth to call the master, and seeing that the other party was about to kneel, the master of Tianguan waved his hand, and Lu Chun was held up by a soft force, and he couldn't kneel anymore.
"Young man, I don't even know your name, why do you call me master."
Lu Chun was reluctant to kneel for people, since Tianguan helped him up, this kneeling worship can be saved, but the apprentice still wants to learn the art, and hurriedly said: "Master, the apprentice's name is Lu Chun, a native of the Heavenly Dynasty, who has long admired the master's profound Taoism, and has come to apprentice from thousands of miles away, hoping that the master will be perfect." ”
Tianguan said: "It turned out to be from the Celestial Empire, no wonder the tone and clothing are different from ours." By the way, you don't want to be a master, I didn't promise to take you as an apprentice. ”
"Master, the apprentice has come from thousands of miles away, can't the master give the apprentice a chance?"
Tianguan put down the things in his hand and walked into his house to brew tea, and Lu Chun hurriedly rushed forward to do it for him. Tianguan did not object, sat on the futon and said: "I have heard that the people of the Heavenly Dynasty are outstanding people, and the masters outside the world do not know how many mortals, why do you bother to come to my place to apprentice from thousands of miles, isn't this a great move?" ”
Lu Chun poured a cup of fragrant tea for Master Tianguan and said: "The master's words are wrong, the apprentice thinks that this apprentice should also pay attention to fate, although the Celestial Empire also has a master, but the apprentice has traveled the world for many years, and he senses that there is a force to guide the apprentice to come here, when he hears that the name of the master is spread everywhere on this land, the apprentice knows that the master he has been looking for all these years is you." ”
Tianguan smiled: "Flim Tongue, you go, I can't take you as an apprentice." ”
Lu Chun was stunned for a moment, thinking that he was wrong to hear Korean, and asked, "The master said that he couldn't?" ”
Tianguan nodded: "Yes, we don't have the fate of master and apprentice, you better go." ”
Lu Chun didn't think that Tianguan would accept himself as an apprentice so easily, and said: "Why did the master decide so quickly, it is better to think about it for a few days, if the master still insists on not accepting disciples after a few days, the disciple should leave, and there will be no regrets at that time." ”
Tianguan stared at Lu Chun's eyes, didn't say much, and got up after a while to find Tian Yuzhi.
Tian Yuzhi was found to be lazy in his sleep, pretending to be crazy and talking nonsense in the hope of fooling the past, Master Tianguan didn't eat him, and blamed Tian Yuzhi for not going to the palace to tease the emperor when he was out on errands, provoking monsters for no reason, and not bringing Lu Chun and a woman back here. told Tian Yuzhi in advance that he would never be able to become a real Taoist priest.
Tian Yuzhi disagreed, and said: "As long as I endure with infinite patience, I will be able to ......" Thinking about it again, the master could not be untargeted, and asked: "Why?" ”
Master Tianguan stared at this apprentice's eyes and said, "Because you won't clear the distracting thoughts in your heart. ”
Tian Yuzhi asked, "Then how can you clear the distracting thoughts?" ”
Master Tianguan asked rhetorically, "What will you do after eating?" ”
Tian Yuzhi thought for a while and said, "After eating? Of course, I have to digest it......"
Lu Chun sneered and interjected, "Of course you have to wash the dishes after eating, senior brother." ”
Tianguan glanced back at Lu Chun.
Tian Yuzhi saw that this guy was actually watching his jokes on the side, and he got up and wanted to clean up Lu Chun, but Tianguan took the flute and struck him on the head and said, "What he said is right!" ”
Tian Yuzhi looked at the master with a resentful face, Lu Chun was proud, looked at Tian Yuzhi demonstratively, and hated Tian Yuzhi gritted his teeth......
With the acquiescence of Master Tianguan, Lu Chun stayed and didn't let him wait too long, and the painting world and the three stupid immortals really came to the door.
Lu Chun was waiting carefully beside Master Tianguan, but no matter how attentive he was, Master Tianguan still refused to let go.
"Little brother, can you stop calling me master, it's impossible for me to take you as an apprentice." Tianguan said as he drank tea.
Lu Chun nodded and agreed: "It's the master." ”
Celestial crown: "......"
At this time, there was a sound of fighting outside, and Tianguan said softly: "Is it finally here?" ”
A smile also rose on the corner of Lu Chun's mouth, and he went out with Tianguan.
Outside the house, Tian Yuzhi was in a stalemate with the painting world, and Tian Yuzhi was already at a disadvantage at this time, and was grabbed by the painting world with one hand and beaten with a bow and arrow in the other.
At this time, the painting world didn't know that he was a monster, but he was just teaching a junior as an elder. Tian Yuzhi was depressed, when had he ever suffered such a loss, and was about to take out the charm and fight with the painting world again, when the master of Tianguan appeared, stretched out his hand, and sucked Tian Yuzhi's burden with the charm directly into his hands.
"Stop here and come in for a cup of tea." Master Tianguan said.
Lu Chun hurriedly turned around and went in to boil water to make tea.
"How can a Taoist priest who cultivates teach him those side ways."
Lu Chun poured tea for them, and the painting world had begun to question the incompetence of Master Tianguan.
Master Tianguan said: "I didn't teach it, he realized it himself." ”
The painter looked at the roof and said, "Only if there is a hole in the roof will it leak." The words alluded to the fact that Tianguan was unrestrained, which made Tian Yuzhi act so recklessly.
Tianguan was just about to open his mouth to refute, but Lu Chun had already interjected: "The master of the painting world is wrong, although there is a hole in the roof that will leak rain, but the sunlight can also penetrate it!" Oh, master? After Lu Chun finished speaking, he didn't forget to raise his head to Master Tianguan.
Everyone present was stunned at first, the three immortals and lame immortals laughed first, Tianguan also looked at this kid a little differently, if it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't see through the future of this kid's life, and suspected that this son was a genius with the destiny of heaven, he would inevitably mislead people's children, and he really wanted to accept this apprentice.
The painting world also looked at Lu Chun carefully, and then continued: "Sunshine? A true Taoist priest not only conforms to nature, but also conforms to the mandate of heaven. I want to be the sun that shines on the world. ”
Master Tianguan said: "Saying so much, don't you just want a flute?" ”
The painting world did not deny it, saying: "The three immortals asked me to find the flute, and I was also worried that it would be obtained by other Taoist priests with bad intentions." ”
Master Tianguan said: "This worry is the same as mine. Staring at the painting world, he said, "There will also be monsters in the Taoist priesthood." ”
The three immortals looked at the painting world in unison, and the painting altar put down the teacup and said, "I heard that the blood of youkai is green...... " As he spoke, he picked up his scissors and drew a cut on his forearm to prove that he was not transformed by a monster. Then he raised his hand and said that the flute was drawn into his hand.
Seeing that the flute was about to fall into his hand, but it slowly floated backwards, Master Tianguan did not intend to hand over the flute to the painting world like this.
The painting world has been a little unhappy, and the crown of heaven is strong, the crown of the sky is light and light, but it is good not to back down, and finally the flute can not withstand the power of the two of them to be divided into two sections, half of each of them.
The painting world sneered: "Hehe, how is this good." ”
Tianguan said: "Isn't this just right? It is said that this flute can only be sticky to the gods! ”
The fairy nodded, and the painting world put half of his flute in the box along with Tian Yuzhi's charm, and now the flute is divided into two, and the two of them keep half of it, and the monster will never reappear in the world.
The three immortals also said that this might be better.
Although the painting world is unwilling, he thinks that he is the first Taoist priest in the world, and the divine flute should be kept by himself, but now that the three immortals also say that they recognize the crown of heaven, he can't force it.
Now that a consensus has been reached, the painting world also got up to say goodbye, sent the four people out, and happened to see the widow wake up, and asked Chu Ling'er to send the painting world and the three immortals out, and told Tian Yuzhi to send the widow back.
Lu Chun didn't care about the relationship between the widow and Tian Yuzhi, he only cared about tonight's good show.
"Lu Chun, you can go with them in a while, you might as well go back to the Heavenly Dynasty to find a real immortal apprentice." Tianguan once again issued an eviction order to Lu Chun.
Lu Chun said: "Master, it's not too late for you to decide after tonight, besides, I have already determined that you are my master, and in this world, I will never worship others as teachers." ”
Lu Chun came here to learn the ability to enter the painting, if the ready-made master in front of him doesn't learn, which sect will he go to apprentice to the master, and if he wants to learn other immortal arts, doesn't he know to go to the movie plane like "Journey to the West" and "Shushan"? He's still waiting to learn this skill and go back to the plane of the League of Assassins to find his girl.
"Okay, you'll leave after tonight."
Lu Chun thought to himself, when tonight is over and I saved your life, are you still embarrassed to drive yourself away? Even if you really want to drive yourself away, it shouldn't be a problem to ask for two paintings that allow ordinary people to enter and exit freely.
In the evening, Chu Ling'er went to send the widow back, Tian Yuzhi also sneaked out like the original plot, only Master Tianguan and Lu Chun were left in the painting, looking at the sky, Lu Chun felt that the painting world was almost time to come, and then saw that Tianguan was holding a cup of tea to drink, and quickly shouted: "Master......"
Tianguan was startled and said, "What's wrong?" ”
Lu Chun stepped forward and took the teacup in Tianguan's hand and poured it on the ground, saying, "Master, it's getting late, don't drink any more tea." ”
Tianguan said: "Why can't you drink tea every night?" ”
Lu Chun said, "What's that...... Drinking too much tea at night is easy to get up at night......"
Tianguan was speechless, and felt more and more that this kid and Tian Yuzhi were the same thing.
At this time, the painting world was actually hiding in the dark, and seeing that the sharp-toothed boy in the day had ruined his good deeds, although he was annoyed, how could he get the other half of the flute if he didn't kill the heavenly crown.
The painting world was unwilling to leave, and the poison failed, and finally decided to do it, the candlelight of the thatched hut suddenly disappeared, and a steel wire tightly wrapped around the neck of the painting world, dragging him into the beam.
"Is it finally here?"
Without waiting for the Heavenly Crown Master to react, Lu Chun, who had been waiting for a long time, had already moved, pulled out the Desert Eagle that Fawkes had specially modified for him, and all the bullets were shot out with a bang, and suddenly green blood flowers jumped, where could the painting world think that this kid who was not in his eyes at all could actually make such a fierce terrorist attack, as soon as the gun rang out, his hair stood on end, and a premonition of death hit his heart, and he didn't have time to react, several places on his body had been blasted out of several blood holes by the huge power of the Desert Eagle, and then his eyes were black, The head has been blasted by Lu Chun with a shot.
"Master, are you alright?" Lu Chun inserted the pistol into the holster on the outside of his thigh, and walked over to Master Tianguan to help him remove the silk thread around his neck.
Master Tianguan's eyes widened, he looked at the painting world on the ground that had turned into a monster prototype, but his head was already sparse, and when he looked at Lu Chun, it was as if he had seen a monster more terrifying than the painting world, and said, "You are also a monster, right?" ”
Of course, with Tianguan's eyesight, he could see that Lu Chun was a genuine human being, but he was only shocked by the picture of the instant bombardment of the painting world, and he had not yet recovered.
Lu Chun went over and picked up the flute and handed it to Tianguan, and said, "The master said that he was laughing, why don't I also give myself a knife and let you take a blood test?" ”
Tianguan put away the flute, calmed down a little, and said: "That's not necessary, it's just that what kind of weapon you used just now, how powerful is it, even if you are a teacher, if you don't pay attention to it, I'm afraid you will end up like him." ”
Seeing the corpse of the monster that was still dripping green blood from his body, Tianguan still felt a little afraid, if Lu Chun attacked him just now, he didn't dare to say that he could dodge it.
In fact, the painting world was killed by Lu Chun so easily, firstly, he never thought that Lu Chun would bring him any threat from the beginning, and secondly, he had just recovered his memory, his strength had not yet fully recovered, and he had not even shown his body, and he had to deal with Tianguan, so he could not be careless, plus Lu Chun suddenly attacked, without a second of hesitation, as if he had been waiting for a long time, just waiting for him to issue a fatal blow as soon as he appeared, and did not give him a chance to react at all.
Lu Chun saw that Tianguan had made a mistake for a while, and actually called himself "a teacher", and immediately hit the snake with the stick, fell to his knees, and said happily: "Master, you are finally willing to recognize me as an apprentice." The master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship. ”
Tianguan reacted this time, sighed and said: "Okay, I just hope that you will worship under the old man's door, and don't blame the teacher for delaying your future in the future." ”
Lu Chun turned over and said, "How can it, the master is very kind, Lu Chun is too late to be grateful." Master, when did you teach me the art of painting? By the way, I also want to learn the ability to draw a picture to form a world of its own, and I think Senior Brother Tian's transition and charm skills are also very good......"
Seeing Lu Chun's chatter, Tianguan interrupted: "Okay, okay, these teachers will teach you slowly, you better clean up here first." ”
Lu Chun agreed: "Yes, master." ”
The goal was achieved, Lu Chun was excited, and he cleaned up quickly...