Chapter XVI. Square dancing should be in the right place (1)

Zhe Bee Tea is a kind of insect tea that monks in the world of cultivating immortals must drink before retreat and cultivation, which is processed and made by a kind of bee called Zhe Bee in the deep mountains of Cheongju, drinking this tea can calm people's minds and lose hearing in both ears in a short period of time, so that retreat people can practice in absolute silence. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Moreover, this tea has an excellent taste, and the tea aroma also has a faint honey flavor of sweetness, and regular drinking will not affect people's hearing, so it is widely welcomed by monks.

The reason why we want to mention Zhebee tea is because our story today is related to sound, or to put it bluntly, it is related to noise, as the saying goes, things must be reversed, and no matter how good the music is, you will be annoyed to listen to too much, not to mention the songs that are looped out of the loud sound of the square dance!

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, let me leave you with my heart......"

Phoenix Legend's "The Most Dazzling National Style" made a deafening loud sound with the powerful assistance of the big speaker, and in broad daylight, all the voice-activated lights in the fireworks alley have been on, and if it continues like this, I guarantee that those bulbs will all burn out in two days.

With a click, the tip of the pencil in my hand finally couldn't withstand the pressure of my fingers, and broke in two.

"Can you make a little noise, I'm reviewing, I'll take the college entrance examination in a few months!!" I rushed out of the tea house and shouted at the aunts dancing in the alley.

It's a pity that my small voice was quickly buried by the tide of "The Most Dazzling National Style".

At the beginning of the new year, the earth is rejuvenated, the new year has begun, and the college entrance examination that determines the fate of my life is getting closer and closer, under the spur of the old lady and the moon dance, I put into the intense review, but I don't want to, a few days ago I don't know where a group of old ladies dancing square danced, they took a fancy to the open space at the intersection of Fireworks Lane, and used it as a venue for them to dance. The skill is really not covered, and it has to fight with the legendary lion's roar!

What's worse is that this group of old ladies are full of energy, in the spirit of dancing endlessly, and they dance until 11 o'clock in the middle of the night before reluctantly leaving, and the neighbors around us have complained about this, and the street office has negotiated with them for a long time without a result, and the matter is so deadlocked.

This is a pain for me, I was originally a scumbag, looking at those mathematical formulas like alien symbols made my brain almost explode, and there was a distinct rhythm outside the door "The Most Dazzling National Style", doesn't this make my brain dance to the rhythm of the music, besides, it's been almost two weeks, can you change the tune to give me some freshness? I'm fucking in class now, and I'm talking in my sleep, shouting, "I heard the moving sounds in your heart, and suddenly it was like a night of spring breeze, and the peach blossom......s bloomed all over my face."

A cup of steaming fragrant tea was brought to me, and Moon Dance, who was wearing headphones, served me a cup of Zhebee tea, "Drink it while it's hot, it will allow you to study for a while."

I took a sip, the aroma of tea overflowed, and a faint sweetness seemed to flick the taste buds on the tip of my tongue like a beautiful woman's thin fingers.

"It tastes so good, what kind of tea is this!" Curiously, I twisted my head to Moon Dance, who was sitting at the tea table making tea.

Moon Dance used tweezers to pull out a bee the size of half a little finger cap from the strainer of the teapot and smiled, "Zhebee tea, the tea that can make you read with peace of mind, will make you temporarily lose your hearing for a while."

"What did you say!? I can't hear you all of a sudden! "I yelled at Moon Dance in horror.

The effect of the tea on the hearing only lasted for half an hour, and after half an hour, I was swallowed by the terrible noise, but the tea was very precious, and I was reluctant to drink it all the time, so I had no choice but to endure it.

The moon was bright and the stars were sparse, and I was under the sonic bombardment outside the door, and I was silently writing the lyrics of "The Most Dazzling National Style" on the English test paper, when the glass door that had been closed was pushed open, and two strange children with low stature and high hats walked in.

The two of them are very short, they are typical of Peanding's figures, but the hats they wear are half their height, their white faces are smeared with two big red dots by the red rouge, and a pair of big eyes look very cute in a blink of a blink.

I didn't dare to be careless when I saw someone coming, so I immediately rubbed my hands and smiled and asked the two of them, "Yo, I didn't expect the two of you to come to buy tea in person, our tea house is really full of brilliance, I don't know what you want to order?" ”

These two people are not small, I don't dare to slack off, I want to ask why, please look at the word "Yin" printed on the front of their clothes, these two are the famous ghosts in the underworld! It is the most feared existence of countless lonely souls and wild ghosts in the mortal world!

The two demons looked at me blankly, blinked, pulled a note from the inside pocket of their clothes, handed it to me, and held out a finger at me.

I took the slip of paper and looked at the tea they were asking for.

"Oh, this tea isn't cheap...... I held out four fingers at the imp.

Peeding Ghost Shake His Head and Hold Out Two Fingers, I Shake My Head and Stretch Out Three Fingers...... We bargained and tossed for a long time, and we didn't discuss a result.

"What are you talking about?" Moon Dance watched curiously and whispered in my ear.

I replied, "The people of the underworld come to us to buy tea and never give gold and silver money, but give lifespan, I sell tea to them, they give me lifespan, otherwise how can my grandfather have a longevity of more than a hundred years?" ”

"So what you're bargaining for isn't money, it's life?"

"That's right, these two guys who pick the door don't even want to add three years to my lifespan, and only promise to give it a year and a half, it's a big loss, these two guys are really black!" I whispered in Moondance's ear.

I estimate that I met the first cut of the underworld today, and the two sides of you and I cut back and forth for nearly ten minutes, and I was still entangled with those few fingers, I was getting more and more irritable, and it happened that the super loud sound outside was suddenly raised by a few tens of decibels, and I was angry.

"If you can let the aunt dancing outside leave, I won't want my fucking life for the past few years, and I'll give it to you for nothing!"

When the Douding ghost heard it, he was immediately happy, took out a pen and paper and left a paragraph on it and then drifted away, I picked up the note and saw that it was written "I must leave within three days, and the sound will change the tea".

On the second night, in the open space at the intersection of Fireworks Lane, the high-decibel "The Most Dazzling National Style" was like countless sonic bombs, bombarding any corner of hundreds of meters around without dead ends, and a group of aunts danced happily in the "rumbling cannonball".

A biting wind suddenly blew from the fireworks alley, bursts of weird laughter sandwiched in the yin wind, penetrating the barrier-like sound and hitting people's hearts, at the same time, the surrounding lighting street lamps seemed to be unstable, the lights flashed and flashed, and the aunts who jumped on the xing soon found out that something was wrong, a burst of inexplicable breathing sounded in their ears, everyone felt a sudden cold swishing behind them, as if they were clinging to a person behind them, they looked back curiously, but they didn't see half a figure.

The aunt standing in the last row turned around and continued to dance, and suddenly out of the corner of her eye, she saw a white figure dancing to her rhythm, and the aunt turned her head to look, and saw a female ghost with long hair and waist, white eyes, and a three-foot-long tongue on her lips dancing beside her, and the eyeball-protruding, pale grimace was actually smiling at her!

The aunt was so frightened that her legs fell to the ground, looking at the female ghost dancing in front of her in horror, she wanted to shout for help, but her jaws couldn't stop trembling, and she couldn't scream for a long time.

"What the hell!"

At this time, an aunt in front of her suddenly sat on the ground with her knees limp and screamed hysterically at a street lamp at the entrance of Fireworks Alley.

I saw that on the street lamp with flickering lights, several hanged ghosts with pale faces and long tongues were hanging on the wires next to the street lamps and showing hideous smiles at them.

"Run!"

I don't know who was the first to call out, dozens of old aunts scattered and fled, the wide venue was empty in an instant, only the stereo was still singing vigorously on the empty field, and a short figure dragged a long shadow and pulled out the switch on the stereo.

The glass door of the Tongling Tea House was pushed open, and the ghost with the figure of Douding almost walked into the tea house with a loudspeaker higher than them, while I had already prepared the tea and stood respectfully at the door waiting for them to come and pick up the goods.

The aunts tossed for half a month, and tonight's fireworks alley finally quieted down, and then, I continued to habitually write "The Most Dazzling National Style" on the college entrance examination mock test paper of mathematics......

The haunting of the intersection of Fireworks Lane quickly spread and became a topic of conversation among the people of Fuyun County after dinner.

Hell, the stereo was lost, and the old aunts no longer dared to come to the alley to dance, but their foolish spirit of moving mountains is really worthy of admiration, and the fireworks alley is haunted, so change places and continue to dance!

Later, I heard that they moved the dancing venue to an abandoned residential area in the south of the city, which used to be a vacant lot shared by nearby residential buildings.

The old aunts moved away, and Fireworks Alley returned to its former quietness, and Moon Dance and I leisurely made a cup of Biluochun and leaned back on the chair to enjoy the peace of the day.

The glass door was pushed open, and I immediately sat up to welcome the guests, only to see Millie and Wang Xue walking in with a smile on their faces.

Moon Dance stabbed me quietly, then playfully left the antechamber and returned to the back room.

"This is the revision material for the next exam" Millie blushed slightly and handed me the revision material in her handbag, looking at her sweet smile, I don't know why I feel so comfortable.

"You don't seem to have been sleeping well recently, this is our Wang family's tranquilizing pill, one before going to bed every day can make you sleep quickly" Wang Xue took out a porcelain bottle from her handbag, opened the cap, and a faint fragrance wafted into my nose, which made me feel refreshed.

"Thank you so much!" I excitedly invited them to sit down, and then soaked the tips of the two beauties.

"What's been interesting in your tea house lately?" The two of them sat down and smiled at me.

With a smug look, I told them about the two days ago when the ghost sent me to buy tea and helped me drive away the dancing aunt.

"So you're behind the haunting of Fireworks Alley!" Millie took the teacup I handed me with some surprise.

"Are you also responsible for those aunts who dance in different places and hit ghosts?" Wang Xue hurriedly asked.

I shrugged, "How is it possible, I spent three years of my life to let them move the land, I am reluctant to toss them with my own life."

I saw that the two beauties had solemn faces, as if something bad had happened, so I hurriedly asked, "What happened to them, they hit the ghost again?" ”

The two of them nodded, and then told me what happened to the aunts.