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It can be used as tea and can be used as washing, so Xiang Qingcha has become one of the best-selling teas in Cheongju, and we will listen to the story of a customer and Xiang Qingcha today.

The results of the first test after the year were posted behind the door of the classroom, and everyone gathered around, head on head, all with wide eyes looking for their rankings on the report card.

I have always been a very traditional person, I love traditional culture very much, the most important thing to be a man is the golden mean, not to be a stepping stone, not to be a bird, to be a man, and the same is true of achievements.

Seeing my middle and lower grades, I felt like a big rock was hanging in my heart, and I was ranked forty-fourth out of sixty-six in my class, which is an unfortunate ranking! I'm a little hanging in the college entrance examination with broken grades, what if I hang up, it's strange if the old lady doesn't cut me to death!

Back at the tea house, Yue Wu showed an expression of hatred for iron and steel after reading my report card, and said coldly, "You will honestly close yourself to this small county town in this life, and if your grades continue like this, college life and you will be two parallel lines, and they will never intersect."

After Moon Dance finished speaking, she went back to the back room and ignored me, this nasty woman has nothing to mention parallel lines and intersections, and my most disgusting thing is mathematics.

When I opened the math book and saw the contents of the book, I suddenly felt a familiar dizziness, and the incomprehensible test questions and formulas on the pages of the book were like countless imps with teeth and claws provoking and mocking me.

I raised my middle finger at the Pythagorean image in the book, and you said that you have nothing to do all day long, what is the Pythagorean theorem! It's so bad that we juniors have no way to live at all!

I angrily picked up the pen, and was about to put some bewitching lipstick on the old man who had handed me a disdainful look at the book, so that I could let out a good breath, and the pen that I didn't want to hold high was about to fall, and the glass door was slammed open.

"Keep people in the pen!"

An old man with gray hair, ruddy complexion, a loose white riding coat, and a schoolbag hurriedly pushed the door open and stopped my pen that was about to fall.

I took a closer look, isn't this our store's old customer, the famous Yin and Yang Mr. Niu Jian in the county, Master Niu?

"Yo, which gust of wind blew Master Niu here, but you haven't come to drink tea for a while!" I grinned and invited the old cow to sit down and made him a pot of tea.

"Little post officer, what did you want to do just now, you must not scribble on the book!" The old cow gasped and said to me seriously.

It was the first time I had heard that I couldn't scribble in a textbook, so I smiled and asked Lao Niu, "I'm not breaking the law by adding some pen and ink, is there any taboo about drawing in a book?" ”

Lao Niu nodded solemnly and asked me, "Have you ever heard of book ghosts?" ”

Book ghosts, is a kind of special ghosts, it is said that they are mostly book-loving talents, after death their souls still have a very strong obsession with books, this obsession makes them ignore the call of the underworld and stay in the world, they hide in books during the day, and at night they are hungry to read the knowledge in the books.

I nodded, "I know, it's a ghost who likes to hide in books and love to read, isn't that kind of ghost harmless to people?" ”

Lao Niu glared at me angrily: "If it's really harmless to people, I won't use it!" ”

After that, Lao Niu told me about what he was going through.

Lao Niu's neighbor's son is named Li Hang, who is also a senior high school candidate like me, but he is different from me, a scumbag, he is a member of the literary and art committee in the class, he is very talented in painting, and his grades have always been very good.

But just recently, Li Hang's grades suddenly plummeted, and his whole mental outlook was also sluggish, and he often slept and deserted in class.

It turned out that he had often been awakened in the middle of the night by a strange crying and talking sound in the room, but every time he turned on the room light, he saw that there was nothing unusual in the room, and even the ticking sound of the alarm clock could be clearly heard in the quiet cabin.

Li Hang had the courage to look around, but he didn't find anything strange.

But when he turned off the light and continued to sleep, the strange sound would appear from time to time, waking him up.

After a few days, Li Hang, who could not get a good rest, was miserable, and his grades were affected because of this.

Li Hang's parents didn't believe in ghosts and gods, thinking that it was all an excuse made by their son, and angrily scolded their son.

Because he couldn't find the source of the weird cry in the middle of the night, Li Hang had no choice but to get a pair of headphones to wear on his ears, and the soothing music played on the earphones at night made Li Hang quickly fall asleep.

Unable to hear the strange sound in the middle of the night, Li Hang thought that he could have a good dream with peace of mind, but he didn't want to be in the dream, he found himself clinging to the corner opposite the bed like an out-of-body body, and by the faint light shining in from the window, Li Hang was horrified to find dozens of strange black figures standing in his room!

The vague figures gathered around his bedside, a pair of eyes that glowed with a faint blue light stared at himself sleeping soundly on the bed, some of them weeping quietly at the head of the bed, and some of them whispering obscure language.

Li Hang stuck to the corner of the wall and didn't dare to make a sound, for fear that those figures would find themselves, time passed little by little, as the light outside the window became clearer and clearer, the bodies of those people standing next to his bed became more and more blurred, and as a small gray sparrow flew out of the window, those standing in front of his bed seemed to melt into the air and disappeared.

Suddenly, the alarm clock placed at the head of the bed made a rapid sound to wake Li Hang up from that extremely real dream, Li Hang sat up and turned off the alarm clock, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, it was all a dream.

The eyes felt extremely dry, the whole body was weak and weak, and a wave of tiredness poured into the brain, this night felt that sleeping was no different from not sleeping, at this time there was a chirping sound outside the window, Li Hang followed the reputation, and found that the little gray sparrow he saw in his dream was combing his hair outside his window, singing a cheerful morning song!

Li Hang's heart sank suddenly, and he began to wonder if everything he dreamed about last night was true or false?

Before going to bed the next day, in order to confirm whether everything he had dreamed about the night before was just an ethereal dream, he quietly placed his father's camera on the desk across the bed, ready to film the night.

Putting on headphones and listening to soothing music, Li Hang once again entered the once warm and reassuring dreamland.

Endless darkness, after Li Hang's vague consciousness gradually woke up, he found that there was endless darkness around him, out of instinctive horror of the unknown world, Li Hang opened his eyes suddenly, only to see that he was still sticking to the corner of the wall opposite the bed, in the familiar bedroom in front of him, in addition to the blurred light coming in from the window, there was also a row of dark blue eyes that were flickering uneasily beside his bed, and a group of strangely shaped black shadows were still surrounding him whispering unintelligible words.

This time, the group of black shadows not only lingered in front of the bed, but a black shadow with a hedgehog head even crawled onto the bed and squatted beside him, a pair of dark blue eyes staring at himself who was sleeping soundly with a cold cold light.

Li Hang felt cold all over, every inch of skin on his body was tight, and he clung to the corner of the wall and begged God to bless him to wake up from this terrible dream quickly.

Time passed bit by bit, Li Hang felt as if he had spent decades of time, finally, the light outside the window became brighter and brighter, and the black shadows around the bed also disappeared in the morning sun, as the sound of the alarm clock sounded again, Li Hang sat up from the bed suddenly.

Turning over and getting out of bed, the first thing Li Hang did after opening his eyes was to run to the table to check what the camera had captured last night.

Rows of cold sweat soaked Li Hang's pajamas, although bathed in the warm sunshine of the rising sun, Li Hang still trembled, and the camera really recorded rows of blurry black shadows with blinking blue light eyes around his bed, that scene was exactly the same as what he saw last night!

Li Hang's parents lost their minds when they saw the image of the camera, so they found their neighbor Master Niu and begged him to help see what the hell was harassing Li Hang at night?

"Those dark shadows are talking nonsense, and cursed swear words! Li Hang, what bad things did you do to make these ghosts so angry? Niu Jian couldn't see the reason with the camera, and Li Hang said that he was a candidate who was tired of reviewing and taking exams every day, and he didn't do anything hurtful at all!

When he came to Li Hang's room, Niu Jian carefully searched every corner of the room, but he didn't see anything unusual.

"No, it's impossible for so many ghosts to gather in the house for no reason!" Niu Jian also had a hard time in his heart.

At this time, a Chinese textbook on the desk caught Niu Jian's attention, and when he opened the book, he finally discovered the mystery.

A few years ago, there was a popular word called "Du Fu is very busy", but some students out of boredom or fun, the characters printed on the textbook were scribbled into a funny and ridiculous shape, opened Li Hang's book, and saw that the sages, scientific giants, and literati leaders in it all changed their painting style, and became the spokesperson for funny and dicks, no wonder those book ghosts were so angry, and collectively cursed in front of Li Hang's bed.

I served Master Niu a cup of hot tea and asked, "Are you saying that in order to relieve pressure, Li Hang gave full play to his painting expertise in books, turned all the textbooks into picture books, and didn't want to draw the book ghosts hidden in the books into nondescript wonders, and provoked them?" ”

Niu Jian took the hot tea and nodded solemnly, "If someone scribbles graffiti on your face and spoofs like this, don't you fight with him?" ”

After speaking, Lao Niu handed me two textbooks, "I came to visit this time to buy some Xiangjia tea to clean the dirt on the books, hoping to calm the resentment of the book ghost."

I took Li Hang's textbook, opened it, and almost spewed out the tea I had just drunk with a smile, Du Fu in the shape of a dragon turtle, Xin Qiji in the state of a Super Saiyan, and a big sword in his hand shouted "Demacia!" The poet immortal Li Bai, the wind sword hero Kong Yiji, Wang Anshi who played games with a cigarette in his mouth, and Liu Zongyuan who rode a Tyrannosaurus rex under his crotch...... Putting aside whether this is disrespectful to the ancients, judging from the painting skills alone, the painting is quite good!

Niu Jianchong said to me, "Please also ask the little post official to make some Xiangjia tea, and I will clean up these characters who are possessed by book ghosts, so as to eliminate the resentment in their hearts."

I closed the door of the store temporarily, Niu Jian took out a thick stack of textbooks from his schoolbag, a yellow Taoist talisman pressed on the book, countless black figures emerged from the books, I turned on the light, and almost laughed when I looked at it, and the characters in the books who were painted in various funny shapes walked out of the books one after another.

I held back, trying not to laugh out loud.

Magical girl Faraday, Cleopatra Roosevelt, bathhouse maid Pericles...... Li Hang's kid is really mad, the textbooks issued by the school have declined, and the celebrities in the books have all become circus stars, and the funny level is easy to throw off those clowns ten streets!

Niu Jian gave an order, and the "great gods" who were graffiti by Li Hang took turns to lie on the ground and let us clean up.

I brought a pot of water soaked in Xiang's family tea, and helped Lao Niu clean up the faces of those "big people" with a rag.

We wiped off the hard tortoise shell behind the poet Du Fu, washed off the cigar of Lord Wang Anshi and his computer, rescued Prime Minister Zhuge from Pipi Shrimp, and erased the armor and 50-meter-long knife of Ms. Li Qingzhao......

The two of us worked from the afternoon until the crescent moon hung high, and we were so tired that we couldn't straighten our waists before cleaning up the "sages of the past generations".

Niu Jian removed the Taoist talisman from the book, and the expressionless "sages" returned to the book one after another, and when they opened the book, the historical figures who were originally painted as dicks changed back to their original colors.

As long as Li Hang's kid is merciful in the future, these book ghosts should not come out in the middle of the night to toss Li Hang.

During the tea break, Niu Jian came to the counter and looked through my textbook, and suddenly let out a long sigh: "I knew that I would not be in such a hurry in the afternoon and rushed in to stop the little post officer."

"Why did Master Niu say this?" I asked, rubbing my sore lumbar spine.

Niu Jian opened my brand-new textbook, looked at me with disgust, and said earnestly, "Xiaoyiguan, your textbook is so clean, it is estimated that even the book ghost is unwilling to go in and live temporarily, you have to work harder, it is not a few days before the college entrance examination......."