While Hu Qingyu was wailing, Shao Yitian clicked on Hu Qingyu's acupoint, and Hu Qingyu was like being immobilized, and his mouth was wide open. Taking advantage of this opportunity, the Roaring Sky Dog walked to Hu Qingyu's side, raised one foot behind him, and squirted a steaming hot spring into Hu Qingyu's mouth.

However, since Shao Yitian is the first time to point points, it is a tofu slag project. No, when the Roaring Sky Dog was happily releasing water, Hu Qingyu suddenly squirted out a hot spring in his mouth, and then opened his mouth like crazy to bite the Roaring Sky Dog.

Fortunately, the roaring dog is a clever dog, and he hurriedly jumped to avoid it, and then said with palpitations: "Damn, I scared the dog to death, and I almost lost the egg!"

After this little episode, under Shao Yitian's good words, the Roaring Sky Dog continued to go up to punish Hu Qingyu, and finally under the watering of the Roaring Sky Dog, Hu Qingyu was completely wasted.

As for Qi Ping, he was finally assigned by Nezha to clean the toilet. Compared with Wang Fugui and Hu Qingyu, Qi Ping's punishment is the lightest. Therefore, Qi Ping is grateful for this punishment and grateful.

"Xiao Shao, let me ask you something, do you play mahjong?" asked Lu Dongbin with Shao Yitian.

Shao Yitian looked at Lu Dongbin and thought, why is Brother Bin asking this, is it because he wants to play mahjong with himself? With this thought, Shao Yitian asked, "Brother Bin, why are you asking this?"

Lu Dongbin said: "You just say that you will not?"

Shao Yitian said: "This is the 'quintessence of the country', although I am not very good at it, but I see that others have fought a lot, and I can watch it." ”

Shao Yitian is really not familiar with the Great Wall, he has only watched others fight, and he has not been on the battlefield yet.

Lu Dongbin said happily: "It's okay, come on, we are waiting for you." ”

I'll go! Immortals also play mahjong!

Seeing Shao Yitian's surprised expression, Yang Jian thought that Shao Yitian was afraid of a decisive battle with them, so he hurriedly comforted: "Xiao Shao, don't worry, we are usually busy with work, and our level is not good." ”

Seeing that his immediate boss didn't speak, Shao Yitian looked at Nezha and said, "It's my work time, it's not good." ”

Lu Dongbin said: "Don't pretend in front of Brother Bin, your director takes the lead in playing mahjong, what are you afraid of." ”

Nezha smiled and said, "Xiao Shao, we have to combine work and rest at work, and entertainment is also allowed." Come, stop the ink, go to war. ”

After the four of them sat down around the mahjong table, Shao Yitian looked at the mahjong on the table, Ya's feelings that the mahjong table was not automatic, and he still needed to shuffle the cards by hand.

This Tianting even has such technological products as mobile phones and cars, why don't there even have automatic mahjong tables? This is not scientific.

Shao Yitian couldn't help asking: "Brother Bin, the two bureau chiefs, isn't there an automatic mahjong table in this heavenly court?"

The three of them shook their heads in unison and said, "No!"

"Xiao Shao, what does this automatic mahjong table look like?" Brother Bin was the best of the three, and hurriedly asked.

Shao Yitian hurriedly explained the functions and benefits of the automatic mahjong table, and immediately the three of them became interested, and Brother Bin hurriedly said: "Xiao Shao, bring one next time you come to Heavenly Court." ”

At this time, Shao Yitian suddenly thought of a good business opportunity, that is, why not take what Heaven does not have, and what there is in the mortal world, bring it from the mortal world to Heaven to resell, in this way, wouldn't he have to make money.

"Wowhaha...... In time, my brother will become the richest man in the world. Shao Yitian thought in his heart for a while.

"Hey, Xiao Shao, did you hear Brother Bin's words?" Lu Dongbin saw that Shao Yitian did not react, his face was smirking, and he spoke out again.

"Yes, Xiao Shao, remember to bring an automatic mahjong table next time. Ya, often shuffle the cards with your hands, a card down, hands are tired to death. Yang Jian complained.

Yang Jianda, you just said that you are busy with work and have no time to play cards. But when I heard you just now, it seems that your old man often fights at the poker table.

Shao Yitian returned to reality from YY at this time, and nodded again and again and said that he would definitely bring it up.

Immediately, Shao Yitian thought of a question, that is, when the gods play cards, will they shuffle the cards by hand?

Shao Yitian asked this question in his heart, and Lu Dongbin explained: "Just kidding, if you use immortal magic when playing cards, what does it mean, and what cards are under it are not clear." Therefore, there is an unwritten rule for playing cards in the heavenly court, that is, all immortal arts are prohibited when playing cards. ”

"Hey, let's do it, don't waste time, time is money, we can talk while we fight. Nezha said, and began to shuffle the cards, it seems that Nezha can't help but fight for three hundred rounds.

Shao Yitian still hasn't understood the rules of playing cards in Heavenly Court, and how big they are, if they are so confused, they will start playing, and the underwear that will lose will be gone, who will reason with them.

"Director, I don't know the rules of this card game, what kind of winning card method is, how big are you playing?"

Nezha patted his head and said, "Oh, how did you forget this stubble." If you win, you can only play the cards under the Hu, and the cards played by others can not be Hu, that is to say, if you want to win, you can only draw yourself. As for how big it is, a hundred high-grade spirit stones, as long as Xiao Shao you win, the three of us will produce one hundred high-grade spirit stones. ”

Wait, let me do the math! These 100 high-grade spirit stones are equal to more than 1 million high-grade spirit stones in the mortal world, this, this is a complete gamble.

Shao Yitian has a total of several hundred high-grade spirit stones on his body, which is enough to fight a few handfuls, and when he looks at the three of Lu Dongbin, he knows that they are masters who have experienced a hundred battles.

As far as his own skills are concerned, let alone a few hundred spirit stones, even a few thousand, he can all contribute to the three of them.

"Brother Bin, the two directors are big, and I only have a few hundred high-grade spirit stones on me, and the money is not enough. Shao Yitian said, although he really wanted to fight with the three immortals, but when he thought of the spirit stone, Shao Yitian felt that it was better to take the opportunity to stay away from this place of right and wrong.

Lu Dongbin hurriedly said: "Xiao Shao, what are you afraid of, you can keep accounts." ”

Nezha also said: "Xiao Shao, it's okay, the spirit stone is not enough, I can lend it to you, Director, you just need to make an IOU, rest assured, there is absolutely no interest." ”

Shao Yitian was suddenly full of black lines, what kind of leader is this!

In the end, Shao Yitian didn't dare to refute the face of these three bigwigs, and fearfully built the Great Wall with the three of them.

Playing cards, luck is the first, and card skills are the second. If you draw a bad hand, what if you reach the point of being superb?

Today, Shao Yitian didn't know what kind of dog he went, shit luck, and his luck was surprisingly good, and he made Shao Yitian win the jackpot at the beginning.

"Oh, Xiao Shao has good luck today. ”

"Well, come on, Xiao Shao, as long as you have the ability, you can win all the spirit stones on my body. ”

"Xiao Shao, the director is optimistic about you, come on!"

One hundred high-grade spirit stones are trivial for the three of them, and they pay the money without blinking an eye.

Next, Shao Yitian is becoming more and more courageous, except for one or two cards for each of the three of them, Shao Yitian is singing a one-man show alone. The three of them looked at the spirit stones on their bodies, and suddenly found that everyone had lost two or three thousand spirit stones.

Now, the three of them are not calm, this is not scientific, the three of them are veterans at the poker table, experienced in a hundred battles, when have you ever encountered this situation?

"I'll go, Xiao Shao, you won't be a girl, right?"

"Xiao Shao, it is very immoral to be out of the old man. ”

"Xiao Shao, as an employee of the Demolition and Relocation Bureau, honesty comes first. ”

The eyes of the three of them stared at Shao Yitian at the same time and said.

Shao Yitian is full of black lines, what is the matter, my brother is just a little better, and he needs to doubt his brother's character so much.

Shao Yitian said with an innocent face: "Three, with your IQ and immortal skills, can I cheat and hide from you?"

When the three of them heard this, they immediately felt reasonable!

"Master, shall I touch two handfuls for you?"

Yang Jian glared at the dog and scolded: "You perverted dog is playing, you just run behind the female dog every day, let you fight, and I won't have any underwear left to lose later." ”

Next, the battle continues!