A girl is like a cat, she can't always be petted, she has to be flirtatious. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

What I say next may make cat lovers spray me - those who are willing to be cat slaves and keep cats as masters are always ignored by cat lovers; And occasionally forget to steal food, and shout at the cat, the cat is particularly tired.

Don't believe the sentiment experts' testimonials about using love to generate electricity, and using love to make spring. Maybe he's an old bachelor, or the kind of wife who often doesn't come home...... Any warm man who loves her wholeheartedly, spoils her, lets her, praises her, and forgives her will only cultivate into a spare tire in the end; And those bad men who hurt her, let her down, play with her, humiliate her, and even abandon her will become an eternal memory in her heart.

Otherwise, why is it popular to be a domineering president--our ancestors of the Chinese people have long surpassed the international advanced level in their research in this regard, and they have accurately summed up the most correct way for men and women to love each other -- "enemies" in two words.

The most poignant part of life is that it's actually in kindergarten, the moment when the little boy pulls the little girl's hair, that is the right way...... The changes that followed were all wrong.

Okay, stop cheating on word counts and get down to business.

It is said that Lu Yuan is stirring up the world here, and his religion is growing explosively and savagely, and it will definitely encroach on the believers of other holy spirits and demon gods. The world is so big, there is only so much bread of faith, and the more he cuts, the less other gods will become...... Could it be that those Holy Spirits and Demon Gods really have no opinion? Let him plunder?

Of course not!

However, whether it is the Holy Spirit or the demon god, it is a bit like what we call a historical materialist - because he has lived so long that he has seen everything. From the perspective of history, all tossing and turning is futile, and in the end it will return to nothingness, and the world will return to conservation.

Wasn't Talos the Great awesome back then? Unify the continent and be canonized as the Holy Spirit after death just by virtue of the prestige and personality cult that has been established for decades alone! At that time, the beliefs of the entire continent had basically been unified by Talos, and the believers of other holy spirits and demon gods could not even leave their own temples...... But so what? Dagon is still Dagon, Mara is still Mara, and where is Talos now?

Earlier, the dragon of time, Akatosh, was already a godmaster, and there was no greater power among the gods! What's more, she has blessed the royal family to rule Norn for countless years, and is the indisputable Nambovan of annihilation and the material world! But does her faith reign supreme? Again, no.

So, Helsing? Hehe~

Let's see him rise up a tall building, and watch him feast guests, and watch his building collapse!

All of the above are excuses, and the real situation is-

Meritia: "My warriors, the assault on the Crypt of the Dead is about to begin, are you ready?" ”

Dagon: "...... Hehehe~ No, no, no, my dear believer, you have to make your own choice...... Survive... or destruction..."

Azula: "Team up to build the 100345 experiment, one recovery, one destruction electricity, one illusion, two changes...... The experiment failed! In terms of lethality, I don't know how bad it is compared to the Five Fire Method! …… Is it really like what Helsing said, the five fireballs are invincible in the world? No, five fireballs or something is an evil way! The profession must be balanced, and I want to keep experimenting! This time we're going to remove the recovery, illusions, and changes...... (Voice of the Mystery: Isn't that all that's destruction?) Enchanter: Big brother, have you forgotten something? ）”

Alona: "You have crossed the sea, crossed the plains, and reached the pinnacle of the Throat of the World. Just when everyone was feeling exhausted, a shuddering roar came from the top of the Throat of the World...... Show me what you'll get (dice rolling)...... 20 o'clock, 20 o'clock, 20 o'clock...... (She switches the time to a second and peeks after) Why 8 o'clock? 20 o'clock! (The voice is mixed with the divine power of the dragon of time, and the dice that have stopped are aggrieved and turn to 20 points)

20 o'clock, oh yes! Congratulations, you've met a fake Alduin! ”

……

So you see, why didn't God stop Helsin?

*****

In the era of the lack of entertainment programs for the whole people, not only is the live broadcast like a shock, but the games he plays in the live broadcast are also all popular. Regarding the matter of the "national dungeon", Lao Lu smiled and said nothing - as a person who holds his mobile phone all day long and does not put it down, you must know the joke "why are there so few foreigners".

Why are there so few crooked nuts? Because they like to die a great death.

How to play a live-action dungeon, the rules Lao Lu didn't hide his secrets at all, and he said it all in the show - but he didn't say anything about how to get the underground city lord GM...... What is the challenge level? Can you eat it?

The challenge level is the upper and lower limit of the intensity that the adventuring team can withstand in battle.

A successful dungeon is mainly a good way to control the challenge level, so that the game does not exceed the limit of the adventurous team and cause the team to be wiped out, but also has a certain difficulty to avoid being scanned, so as to make the whole process exciting.

For example, Lu Yuan can make the Twilight duo suddenly encounter a dragon - which immediately startles the audience; Then the dragon was twice as great as the legendary dragon - and the listeners began to despair; In the end, it turned out to be an acquaintance dragon, and it could be done with a mouth cannon, and it could be done without relying on a mouth cannon to bribe with gems...... That's what the vast majority of people want, and the players don't get too angry (right?). And everybody rejoiced.

But do those Holy Spirits and Demon Gods know this? Even if they know, without any control, will they really restrain their inner impulses? It's like the dragon god who puts Alduin at every turn, is there really anyone alive in your team?

They unscrupulously let their own followers challenge dragons, dragons, dragons, and demon gods...... and so on, or it is a group of real people PK, or every moment is choosing life and death. If this continues, the demon gods are having fun, but their believers, it is a batch of deaths. If you don't die, you should also hurry up and run to Helsin.

Helsing's game is about laughing with tears, and they are with blood in their tears.

*****

"Let's interview a few random people......"

"It's an interview! It's an interview! I enjoyed this session the most. Ella said cheerfully.

Everyone watched Ella suddenly jump up and run around, and couldn't help but be collectively speechless...... The comrades-in-arms are working on a new mission. In recent years, the range of wild giants has been expanding, and it is gradually infiltrating from the northern snowfields to the central highlands, and has begun to affect the Baihe region, which is an important granary.

Wild giants are ten-meter-tall humanoids who live alone or with their mates, hunting and grazing mammoths for a living, and are not very aggressive. But if they invade the giant's living area, they will not hesitate to attack, and will also command the mammoth to attack. For professional adventurers, the stakes for giants are not great. But for ordinary people, the invasion of giants is equivalent to a natural disaster.

Last time, the comrades-in-arms stopped the beast tide from destroying the White River Valley, and their reputation was great! Not because of a certain person, but as a collective of comrades-in-arms to be recited by the people of Skyrim, this is something that has not happened in many years! It was as if they had returned to the days when Sgramer led five hundred Nords to land...... The appearance of Tyrande made the comrades-in-arms understand humility; The arrival of the Twilight Star has brought a broad perspective to the comrades-in-arms, so that they are no longer entangled in personal glory.

Therefore, this time, the comrades-in-arms group made a big move, intending to directly clean up the central plateau and drive the huge crowd back to the northern tundra!

"What is this place? If only I were in White Mancheng. Looking at the surrounding barren mountains and mountains, Ella suddenly said disappointed. Even if Helsin had been incarnated, he would definitely not have chosen such a wilderness. Even Ella can't tell where the place name is, can she count on Helsin?

"Forget it, sit down and listen to the live broadcast." Twilight dragged her back to the tent and used the trick of touching her head, causing Ella to fall.

*****

"This is a young man, he looks full of heaven and earth, he looks like an outstanding figure at first glance, let's interview him." Heaven is full or something, the believers of Helsing are used to a few new words popping out of Helsin's mouth from time to time, anyway, there is no expression barrier between God and believers, and they will definitely be able to understand it.

“…… Friend, are you a believer in God? Know Helsin? Want to hear his teachings? Helsing asked gently.

"Whew~Whew~"

Ella and the others were puzzled. Gasping for air? What is that guy doing? Why not answer?

"Oh, this friend?" Helsing's voice was a little awkward.

"Whew~Whew~"

More rapid gasps.

"You, are you alright? Ah, why are your eyes red? Helsing said.

"Gods are not gods! Death to the false gods! "Boom!

"Waterfack?! Eat me banishment! "Biu~ After a long while, Helsin's voice came again, "Made, why are people who are not gods here?" It's not scientific! Let's go on in a different place, the feng shui in Wind Rudder City is not good! ”

…… Did you hack the Buffric Stormcloak again?

*****

"We interviewed a kid this time, well, the kid in front of me who was running. She looked energetic and let us stop her. Hey, this kid ......."

"I dare to fight anyone!" A little girl's voice said in a fierce voice.

Helsing, "......"

Audience, "......"

(Ella, "How does this child's voice sound familiar?") ”）

"The city lord's child was beaten and cried by me! The children of the war maniac family were beaten in the eyes by me! I dare to fight anyone! Adults, I dare to fight too! Don't mess with anyone! ("Ah!") Ella shouted, "I remember, this is that super grumpy little girl in White Man City!" Ahh ”）

Footsteps, and after a few more moments, Helsin's voice sounded again. "Khan~ Fortunately, I ran fast! Today's kids, it's so scary that they actually swing their fists at me directly! We, let's change the interview target......"

"Hahaha~" The believers of Helsing couldn't stop laughing at all, and they liked to see their own gods so cowardly.

was scared by a little girl, and actually ran away, which is simply delightful!

“…… We'll have to look for it this time, ah, this is a good goal, this is a good one! "Listen, this is a little girl who buys flowers, she looks like she is seven or eight years old at most, her face is a little pale but cute, and she looks soft and dear, she should be a good child, let's go interview her." Kid, can I interview you? ”

"Do you buy flowers?" A nice little girl said in a voice.

"Oh, let's talk about the interview first......

"But I'm hungry! I'm an orphan and I haven't eaten in days...... I picked these flowers from outside the city, and I brought dewdrops, so please buy one, sir. ”

"Oh, okay." Helsing could only pay obediently.

The believers covered their faces, they really couldn't stand such a helsin! Just beaten away by a child, and tricked by a little girl, you must be a fake demon god!

"I bought flowers, so do you give an interview?"

"I'm still going to sell flowers." Instantly turned into an indifferent face.

"I'll buy it again after the interview?" Helsin compromised.

"Okay." The voice was reluctant.

"Ahem~" Although the atmosphere was not good, in order to succeed in the interview session, Helsin still continued with strong spirits. He plans to use his powerful words to convince this little girl!

"Child~" Helsin changed to that endless and gentle voice again, and the believers who had been tricked by this voice collectively rolled their eyes. "Are you willing to believe in God and give your faith to Him? He will give you food and give you warmth; that you may have a place to live and clothes to wear; No more bullying, no more displacement...... Would you like to? ”

"Woo woo woo~" the little girl cried.

"Don't cry, kid." Helsing opened his arms, "Come into the arms of God, child." ”

The audience sighed infinitely, yes, this is Helsin! They heard the little girl drop the basket of flowers and throw herself into Helsing's arms, and they couldn't help but be happy with her...... These are the followers of Helsin.

They heard the little girl crying silently:

"I've finally found you......"

"Daddy!"