According to a certain view of history, the West began the vigorous Age of Discovery only after pointing out the god-level technology - "salted fish" and solving the problem of fat and protein storage; Since ancient times, Huaxia has possessed god-level technologies such as "cured meat (bacon)" and "smoked meat", so it can be unified early and continue to expand. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoBy the way, there is still frozen meat in Great Russia......

Of course, before salted fish, cured meats and bacon, there was a food technology – not Xuanwei ham! Not Xuanwei ham! Not Xuanwei ham! -- It's dried meat and fish. This way of food storage, which has existed since primitive societies, is the predecessor of various divine technologies.

However, jerky is difficult to preserve (it will rot if it is slightly damp) and difficult to eat (even if you have good teeth, but it is as hard as a stone), and it is an immature way of preservation.

Therefore, in Skyrim Province, if a large game is hunted or a large livestock is slaughtered, many people are usually invited to enjoy it. Because one person can't finish eating, and the meat will spoil after a long time, the implication of inviting others is that next time you invite me...... Over time, this form of frequent invitation has developed into a characteristic dining method of the Nord people, banquets.

We all know that there can't always be a big game waiting for you to hunt in this world, and even the best hunters sometimes can't hunt their prey. Therefore, the eating habits of the Nord people are to eat desperately if they eat, and hungry when they don't eat...... It's not just ordinary people, but even Ella and them.

So we know how great the Helsingfa bread thing is!

Happiness is not a piece of meat when you are full, but bread when you are hungry.

*****

Twilight and Ella return with the Witch Shards, and the celebration is a must-have!

The comrades-in-arms were all friends who listened to the live broadcast and stayed up to accompany Ella and the others through this difficult, three-day, two-night adventure. They grieve with Ella's grief, anger with Ella's anger, and share the same weal and woe, worthy of the name "comrades-in-arms" - in fact, when it comes to adventures, an experienced old fellow like Old Man Colac has encountered far more dangerous things than the two of them.

But the live broadcast is different after all, under the atmosphere of a certain scumbag, their experience sounds a hundred times more terrifying than the real situation!

Therefore, when the two returned safely, they naturally had to eat and drink and sing wildly......

(Beer, liquor, big melon seeds, bread, sausages, grilled fish fillet.) ）

"No drinking, no overeating, no ......" At the banquet, Twilight Star is like an old mother, nagging at the puppy that follows her ass. You're still young, and if you develop bad habits now, you'll become a wreck like them in the future. ”

She pointed to Cisco Yue, who was holding the wine bottle and was drunk. Ke Lan nodded with trepidation, promising that he would never become such an adult...... Then, taking advantage of Twilight's inattention, he steals a steak and stuffs it into his mouth.

Mammoth ribs, which were more than a meter long, were swallowed whole by a dog the size of a small arm, and they didn't even spit out the bones! Wilkens, who was occasionally seen on the sidelines, almost snapped his eyeballs out! Realizing that he had been discovered, the puppy turned his head and raised his middle finger at Wilkens, baring his teeth in a threatening gesture!

"Smack~" A white jade-like slender hand slapped on its head, turning the "grinning teeth" into a "funny picture of Erha".

"What are you doing! Dare to threaten people, I haven't settled the account with you yet! ”

Hearing about the "front account", Ke Lan shrunk his neck. However, it immediately leaned over to Twilight, wagging its tail flatteringly, and holding Twilight's calf with its front paws in a desperate flattery (Wilkens' jaw dropped again).

“…… Alas," Twilight shook her head with a headache, "it seems that we ignored your education. Forget about the gems (puppy laughs), but what's the matter with you stealing other people's elves?! You make it clear to me! ”

"But aren't they enemies?" Ke Lan's puppy made a cute sound like a milk baby.

She wouldn't say that it was because of those bursting crystals, all of which were sparkling and tempting her, and children couldn't hold it at all!

A dog actually talked?! Wilkens, who was on the side, pumped his ears vigorously, "I must have drunk too much and hallucinated!" ”

"Neither can the enemy!" Twilight star's willow eyebrows are upside down, and at this moment, the mother of the world is possessed. "The enemy is the enemy, stealing is stealing, these are two different things! Just because you are an enemy you can't do anything! It's a bad habit for kids to never steal! …… You can't rob it! ”

That's right, it's the same thing that mothers all over the world think -- adults can do anything, children can't do anything -- because if you don't learn well, you're going to be like the one you did......

Ke Lan lowered his head, looking very aggrieved.

"You may not believe it," Ke Lan said with two small paws and an oath, "He did it first!" ”

*****

Although the atmosphere of the banquet is warm, the two protagonists do not seem to be very active.

Twilight Star, with her dog, greeted everyone quietly; Ella, on the other hand, drank two bottles of wine and hid in the corner with her wooden bread and went to chat.

Because the Nords are accustomed to a life of unfettered care, no one bothers them.

"Bread, bread, why do you say His Majesty Hersin is playing tricks on me! It's a real headache, I believe him that much. A slightly drunk Ella grumbled while hugging the wooden bread. She pouted like a cute little girl.

On the way back, after listening to Twilightstar's careful analysis of the causes and consequences, she finally realized that this expedition was only because of that adult! Ella, who knew that she had been fooled, did not plummet because of this...... On the contrary, Ella, who understands and is grateful, has a lot of reverence for Helsin just because she can come out of the tomb unscathed.

If she had gone on to make bread at this time, she would have found that her bread would be sweeter than most people's, for the god she believed in was a man who didn't care about her relatives. And those who are as lustful as Lu Yuan must be familiar with the beast-eared cute girl paper and add three.

"Well, presumably because he's a boring bastard." In the face of Ella's questioning, Bread replied awkwardly.

Even the most dull person should now find out that the so-called wooden bread can speak, but in fact Halsin is playing tricks on Ella again—and Ella's way of doing so is almost the equivalent of questioning her face-to-face. Even Lao Lu will blush.

"Maybe it's because I'm too stupid." Ella looked at Twilight with envy, "If only I could be as smart as Twilight, Your Majesty might have chosen me as a priest...... By the way, bread, bread, do you think there is anyone in this world who is more stupid than me? ”

Wood Bread really wants to roll his eyes and ask me any questions, are you using me as a "magic mirror"?! But Ella's way of blaming herself for the problem of "Helsing teasing me" once again gave Lao Lu's little conscience a heavy blow! He really regretted playing tricks on this honest kid all the time.

“…… No, it doesn't count. "The wooden bread is twisted to show the font." Of the dumbest people in the world, you have an IQ at the top third, and the top third ......"

"Ah~!" The wooden bread was still showing handwriting, but Ella had already looked away and screamed in surprise!

It turned out that the old man of Korak was holding Twilightstar's dog, rubbing his face vigorously! Eladon broke out in a cold sweat - she knew it, it was a dragon as big as a mountain! "Uncle Korak~" She quickly stood up and ran over there.

As she approached, she heard the old man Korak yelling, "Twilight, this is your dog!" Tsk~" He lifted the puppy up, looked at it very professionally, and sighed. "It's a little weird...... But this is the weight of the hand! What a good dog! ”

Hearing that he was praising the dog, Ella finally breathed a sigh of relief. Ke Lan also posed beautifully, wagging his tail "Wang~Wang~".

But Ella then heard Korak say, "Twilight is smarter...... I stewed this dog during the famine, and it was another pot of good meat! ”

Ella fell.

"Wang!" Ke Lan, who was held high by the old man, was furious, and wanted to scratch the old man's face all over the place! can see Twilight's threatening eyes, as well as a slight shake of head, can only turn thousands of grief and anger into a "Wang~", tears run away.

"Hahaha~~!" Ke Lan fled, and the dead old man smirked, as if it was a great thing to tease a dog.

Seeing Korak like this, Ella is simply messy in the wind...... After Helsin's change of priesthood, it seems that everyone in the comrade-in-arms group has the wrong style of painting...... Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and talk to my bread. Ella didn't know that she was the one who changed her style the most.

"Ella, what are you running?" Corac notices Ella and immediately shifts his target. He's the kind of old man who is usually full of majesty, but when he drinks too much, he becomes a little annoying. "Take your bread and eat it and get a new one!" After two days, it will grow white hair, and it will be even more unpalatable! Now close your eyes, stuff them in your mouth, and endure them for a few minutes. ”

"No, no." Ella hurriedly hid the wooden bread behind her, as if she was afraid that the old man would come and grab it. "My bread can accompany me to chat and relieve my boredom, so I am reluctant to eat it! No matter how good the new bread is, it can't compare to my wooden bread. ”

The old man looked at Ella, his mouth opening and closing, his face tangled...... What should I say to make this silly girl understand that bread is bread, and that it is His Majesty Helsing who is talking to her? And then how do I explain that Majesty Helsing is not bread, but bread is Majesty Helsing...... No, it was His Majesty Hersin who was speaking through bread......

In the end, he could only say infinitely depressed, "It's good if you're happy." ”

*****

"Thank you, Uncle Corak."

Saying goodbye to Corac, Ella returned to her old position.

"Bread, bread, we're not done yet."

The "......" bread shows a series of dots, followed by handwriting. What question did you just ask? ”

"Ah," Ella said cheerfully, repeating the question she had just asked, "I mean, is there anyone in this world who is more stupid than me?" She looked at the bread expectantly, waiting for the answer to be revealed.

This time, the bread was simply shown with only two words.

"Nope!"