Chapter 5 - Compare who is more shameless

[Hong Kong reporters are done, the next chapter is the main line~]

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After about ten minutes, Tang Yuan listened to the screams inside and was no longer so violent, and after a few more minutes, the warehouse was completely quiet. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hey...... I don't know what we think we're doing......" Laughing, Tang Yuan threw away the cigarette butt and lit a cigarette again, looking to the side, but found that Yakumo Zi was staring intently at a small gap in front of him for a while, and there was a strange smile in his mouth, so he asked, "Zi Ma, what are you doing here?" ”

"Huh? Me? Yakumo Zi was called like this, the whole person trembled, came back to his senses, and replied with a smile, "I'm looking at the situation in the warehouse...... Oops, it looks really bad, but it looks inexplicably emotional......"

“……”

This guy always has a bad taste when he's older, right?

Tang Yuan felt that he might have a lot of common language with her in this regard, but he felt that it was always embarrassing for a big man to talk to his sister about this, so he had to smile and not speak.

After about half an hour, he walked out of the warehouse door with an empty plastic bucket in his hand.

"Boss, I'm done...... Well, you're going to go in and have a look, aren't you? If you don't know the situation, it feels miserable at first glance. She threw the keg aside and leaned over to Tang Yuan, "It's a shame that you can come up with this kind of play...... Boss, you're horrible. ”

"Hahaha...... You don't want to know who I am! Tang Yuan's face was full of pride with a capital letter (Yakumo Zi on the side quietly answered the sentence "perverted") and said, "Hurry up, give me the camera, I'm curious what you made for her...... Wait until I get the film out. ”

"Oh, little brother, you can still wash film?" Yakumo Zi also came over, "I don't know this, teach me?" Anyway, you're washing here? It's so bright out there, what do you want to wash? ”

"Uh-huh...... Tang Yuan smiled, and took out a large boxy iron box from his arms, "Future high-tech, portable film processing machine...... Fool-like operation, the film will automatically help it out when you put it in! As long as ninety-nine-eight! If you can't buy it, you can't be fooled if you lose money! ”

Needless to say, this boring thing was definitely exchanged from the Lord God......

So Tang Yuan and Yakumo Zi's two pairs of eyes (the reverse hair knot Luo was driven by Tang Yuan to the back of the warehouse to bathe and dress the paparazzi) stared intently at the big iron box, where there was a "beep" sound, and then one after another A4 paper-sized photos slipped out of it.

Tang Yuan took a look——

"Oh maa...... This seems to be quite miserable......" said so, but he flipped through one after another with a salty smile on his face, "Zi Ma, you see, Yura is quite capable, and she can still shoot such a hilarious effect when her points are covered...... It's like a screenshot from a small movie......"

"Shall I see?" Yakumo Zi took a few photos and took a look, "Oops, sure enough, it looks different from the photos......"

What is the approximate content of the photo? Ahem, it's just that the whole life pill is lying in the corner of the wall, and his body is covered with white viscous unknown liquid, and he has been photographed in various postures and directions, and some change has been sprinkled on his body and on the ground, which may add up to a hot pot.

The point is that in the photo, she still rolled her eyes and had a bad expression...... God knows what the reverse hair knot did.

"Hey, don't say it, this girl likes to take pictures of others all day long, but she herself is quite photogenic! The photos look a lot more beautiful......" Tang Yuan smiled and browsed the large stack of photos that were not suitable for children in his hand, and commented with Yakumo Zi without saying a word.

"......" Yakumo Zi only felt that this person was really enough, so it was better to spoof the paparazzi directly.

After a while, Tang Yuan had already packed the photos into an album, and the reverse hair Yuluo came over with the Shooting Pill Wen on his shoulder.

"Boss, I washed her and put her clothes on...... And then what? She asked.

"Then it's none of your business for the time being, you can play while you go." Tang Yuan waved his hand to push her aside and walked over to Shotmaru Wen.

Although the reporter lady looks clean and tidy now, her clothes are bright and tidy, but the whole person looks listless - of course, the circle given by Tang Yuan is still tied around her waist, arms and legs.

Tang Yuan looked at her like this, and thought that he had gone too far, just when he was still hesitating whether to say "I will be responsible", the paparazzi here looked up and saw him and came to his senses.

"Impotence! You're still not a man!? She asked.

“…… Yes? Tang Yuan listened to this, his face was confused, but he was relieved - he was willing to squeak, if he really didn't say a word, then he probably really hated himself...... What if this girl is really so stingy? Although the girls in Gensokyo generally have no discipline, they also have to plan for bad spots.

Since you are still willing to squeak, it means that this thing must continue...... How to proceed?

Hey hey –

Tang Yuan looked at the Shooting Pill Wen and asked, "What do you mean?" Am I a man? Bite? Would you like me to try it myself? You can pull it down, if I do it, this book will have to be sealed tomorrow......"

"I don't care, I'm going to report this when I go back!" Shooting Pill Wen's neck stiffened, and he shouted loudly, "I want the entire Gensokyo to know that you finally kidnapped such a flowery girl as me, and you don't even have the idea of attacking me!" You're sure something isn't functional! ”

...... "Does this girl really want to make Lao Tzu's reputation stink!?"

Tang Yuan took out the photo album in his hand with a dark face: "Look at it, what is this?" Don't forget that you were photographed just now, think about your reputation. ”

Shooting Pill Wen looked at the photo album in his hand, and his face changed: "You...... How did you wash it out so quickly!? ”

Tang Yuan's eyes became subtle: "I said, why are you paying attention to something strange?" ”

"I don't care! You take a picture and take a picture! Shooting Pill Wen struggled vigorously, but the golden ring did not move at all, she twisted for a long time and wilted, "Then I will report that you have done something unspeakable to me that must be coded!" My own reputation doesn't matter! When the time comes, I'll say you really did it to me! You've got photos there anyway! You took that picture yourself! ”

"it!" When Tang Yuan heard her say this, he immediately jumped up, "How can you, a reporter, say that you are spreading rumors!?" Which eye did you see me do something to you!? It's Yura who does it to you! It's a girl! What do you have to lose!? ”

Yakumo Purple on the side listened to the conversation between the two, and her face bloomed with a smile, rubbing her chest vigorously......

"After all, you tricked me first, right!?" As soon as Tang Yuan put away the album, he pointed to the Shooting Pill and began to chatter, "Obviously, you reported there first, saying that I had an improper relationship with Sister Yuxiang...... Can that be called improper!? I'm sincere to Sister Yuka, can that be called improper!? ”

As soon as these words came out, Yakumo Purple and Shotimaru Fumi both looked at him dumbfounded......

“…… Ay? Tang Yuan's head tilted, and he reacted to what he said, "Hey——!? and say you leaked!? ”

"Sure enough, he's a pervert! It's still a shake M! Shooting Pill Wen's face changed, "In that case, then my report is not wrong, right?" You're obviously getting cheap and still selling well! ”

"Wait...... Shouldn't this be how things go? Tang Yuan frantically grabbed his hair with his hands, "Shouldn't you beg me not to pass on the photos I just took for you!?" Think about it...... A bunch of big guys or something, and you're so cheap...... I see how embarrassed you are to go out then! ”

"Spread it! If you dare to spread the word, I'll write a news story about what you've done to me! And you pulled all my pimps! Anyway, when the time comes, it will stink and we will stink together! ”

Tang Yuan covered his face and was speechless for a while-the plan was a perfect success, but there was such a mistake at the end...... Why didn't I think that this paparazzi would dare to break the jar so much!

Yakumo Purple on the side was already laughing so much that she couldn't get up on the ground...... Zi Mom, your smile is so low, do you know your Youyuko!?

Broken car? Okay, barefoot people are not afraid to wear shoes! Tang Yuan's heart was crossed, and he began to be embarrassed, so he took a deep breath and said-

"Sister reporter, think about it...... I probably won't be able to send these pictures out, right? ”

"Huh?" Shotmaru was stunned, "Then what do you want these photos for?" ”

Tang Yuan took out the album again, flipped through it, and licked the photo with an intoxicated expression......

“…… Ahhhh Perverted !!! When Shotmaru Wen saw him like this, his face immediately changed.

"That's right, I'm just a pervert~" Tang Yuan held the album and smiled, "Look, if you go back and report what I did, whether you tell the truth or not, as long as I see you reporting this, then I'll use your photos to jerk off ......"

"Mom, how can there be a disgusting person like you in the world!?" Shotimaru Wen began to writhe frantically again, "Let go of me!" I'm going to beat you to death a pervert!! ”

"Uh-huh...... Don't let go. Tang Yuan turned another page, "Hiss-punctual, think about it, whenever it is quiet in the dead of night...... I'm going to take this out and ...... Ahem......"

Shooting Pill Wen's face began to turn iron-blue.

"Hehe, you don't even care about your reputation before you get there, but you care about this kind of thing?" Tang Yuan saw that there was a play, so he closed the album, "Okay, let's discuss, if you agree to my conditions, then I will hand over this album and the films I took before to you, and I will still obediently masturbate to Jieluo in the future, it's none of your business, okay?" ”

As soon as she heard this, she opened her mouth to say something, and then she glanced at the photo album in Tang Yuan's hand, and then at Tang Yuan's crotch...... Finally, he nodded: "Okay, you can say it." ”

"Well, you see, it's been a long time coming...... My request is very simple, cough ......" Tang Yuan coughed dryly, "First of all, you must publicly apologize to me and Sister Yuxiang in the next issue of the newspaper, and admit that the content of the news in the last issue was made up by you...... And then you're no longer allowed to write about me in the newspapers! ”

"......" Shotimaru rolled his eyes, "As long as I promise, you will give me the album and film?" ”

"Yes, that's right, I believe in you." Tang Yuan put on a serious face and nodded.

"Okay, I promise you." Shooting Pill Wen said without thinking about it.

The sound of the cash register sounded again.

He doesn't believe in the personality of Hong Kong journalists, he only believes in the power of the Lord God.

In fact, there is one more thing he didn't tell Shotimaru, that is-the camera he uses is also a black technology from the future, in addition to film, it will also store images in memory cards...... That's right, it's a light film digital camera.

Even if he gave the album and film to Miss Reporter, Tang Yuan still had a memory card in his hand...... It can be printed afterwards.

Wenwen, you were pitted......

[To be continued]