Chapter 4 - I'm going to play you to death today

"Oh, is that you? I heard you're looking around for me to provide news or something......" Shotimaru looked at the black-haired and red-eyed girl in front of him and asked, "I didn't expect my newspaper to be so popular, and someone would take the initiative to ask me for news...... Now, is it true that they say you have news about the man in the black coat here? ”

"Hmm...... It's true. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info" replied with a nod of his head, "That man has a lot of stories, many of which can even cause a sensation in Gensokyo as a whole; I happen to know some of them, and I'd love to share them with you, but I don't have a way to use them...... I have to ask a journalist like you, after all, the mission of a journalist is to let more people know more information. ”

"Aha! That's great! Shooting Pill Wen didn't suspect anything at all, maybe because the reverse hair Yuluo had never appeared before, and it couldn't make people associate her with Tang Yuan, or maybe this paparazzi would lower his IQ as long as he was involved in the news...... "Come on, come on, tell me, tell me everything you know about that man...... Ah, wait a minute, I'll get the record ready first. ”

As she spoke, she lowered her head and took out the Wenhua post and pen from her arms, and raised her head again.

"Okay, you say, I'll remember...... Well, let's start with the origin of the man you know. ”

"Hmm...... Then I'll tell you. "That man's name is Tang Yuan, and he is a human from the mainland, although he is said to be a human being, but he actually has enough power to defeat most of the monsters...... Well, you've already reported on the Sunflower Field before, so I won't talk about it, but ...... There is indeed some inexplicable relationship between him and that Kazami Yuka...... Are you writing? ”

"Uh-huh...... Writing, writing, you keep talking. Shotimaru stared intently at the small notebook in his hand, completely ignoring the ghost in front of him.

"Well, and that man is a pervert, I've heard that as long as it's a female creature, he's interested and finds a way to carry out the attack...... As you can see, I was once his victim. "After entering Gensokyo, he seems to be very excited because there are cute girls everywhere, and he is thinking about attacking one of them...... Well, I don't know what this sentence means, but at this point, I can't care so much, Allahu Akbar!!! ”

"Allahu...... Wait? What!? Shooting the Pill Wen wrote that he felt that something was wrong, and quickly raised his head, and what caught his eye was an overwhelming blue light......

"Boom-"

The dazzling blue illuminates half of Gensokyo's sky......

And on the other side of this time, the periphery of the Magical Forest.

"Yo-ha! All right!! Tang Yuan looked at the bright blue in the sky, jumped up and waved his fist, "Great!" Yura, she's definitely got it! ”

"Uh...... I'll take a look at ......" Yakumo Zi looked at him like he was happy, pursed his lips, and waved his hand to open a gap to look inside, "Ah, why didn't these two little girls move?" ”

"That's what it is!" Tang Yuan clapped his hands happily, "I didn't expect this to be caught in just half a day!" Just had lunch! You also have today! Ahahaha......"

"Do you want me to send you there?" Seeing that he was so happy, Yakumo Zi asked with a helpless look on his face.

"Well, I'm sorry for you, Zi Ma!"

"Okay, let's go—"

"Woohoo—"

Tang Yuan was kicked into a gap by Yakumo Purple, and after a period of black background full of red eyes, he appeared in the place where the Reverse Hair Yura and the Shooting Pill were located.

It's quite remote, thanks to this paparazzi, who is bold enough to dare to come alone to meet a stranger in such a place where there is no village and no store......

"Hey, hey, hey, ......hey,

This high-concentration time-lag stance bomb was really strong enough, and one completed the task.

Then he used his mental power to dispel the time-lag energy on the body of the reverse hair knot.

After the blue light on Reverse Hair Yuluo's body dissipated, she soon blinked her eyes, looked around, and saw Tang Yuan looking at Lan Youyu's Shooting Pill Wen there.

"Boss! I didn't mess it up, did I? She asked cautiously.

"Good ......" Tang Yuan reached out and touched her head, "The task is complete, eat barbecue at night." ”

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When Shotimaru regained consciousness, she found herself in a dimly lit room, and she looked back and forth, a place that resembled a warehouse.

She tried to move, only to find that her waist and arms and legs were bound with rings of transparent golden material - not unfamiliar, she had been locked up in a cage of this material not long ago and this morning.

"Is there anybody—hey—is there anybody—" she let go of her voice and shouted, and there was a less obvious echo in the warehouse, which seemed very noisy in such a quiet place.

"It's coming, it's noisy, I'm just sitting outside here, yelling and yelling." Tang Yuan pushed the door in with a very suspicious-looking plastic bucket in his hand, followed by a reverse hair knot.

He looked at the paparazzi who was locked in the corner with a smile, and his eyes were subtle: "Yo, isn't this an honest and honest reporter?" What's the matter, the duration of the high-concentration time lag position is quite long, and it took more than an hour to recover? ”

"Sure enough, it looks like Li! That perverted human I met this morning! I'll just say, only a pervert like you who directly puts people in a cage without saying a word will do this kind of thing! As soon as he saw that it was Tang Yuan, he began to struggle constantly, "Let go of me!" Let me tell you, if I knew about it, you would have taken the jujube pill even if you paid 450! No one can protect you!! ”

"Aha, ahaha......" Tang Yuanwei smiled, "It's not your turn to worry about these things...... What's that, girl, look at it, you're imprisoned in such an unsightly little dark room, and I'm a functioning old man...... Guess what I'm going to do? ”

Hearing him say this, Shotimaru's face slowly began to turn green.

"I, I, I...... I warn you! Don't do stupid things! I, I, I, I'm going to get revenge afterwards! I'm not the only one, the entire Yokai Mountain will be on my side! You have to think about it! ”

"I'm too lazy to think about it." Tang Yuan grinned and put the small bucket in his hand on the small wooden table on the side, reached out and fished it out, "That's all after the fact, as the saying goes, there is wine today and drunk today, but we have to focus on the present...... Uh, what size do you prefer? ”

"Huh?" As soon as she heard Tang Yuan ask, she was stunned for a moment, and then she seemed to understand something, and her face began to quickly become congested and red, "Stay away from me, you pervert!" I'll tell you I have teeth there! Do you dare to come in you!? ”

"Poof...... cough, cough ......" Tang Yuan was shocked by her words, and coughed repeatedly, "With teeth...... Girl, I'm afraid you're not a new breed of tengu, don't worry, I'm not interested in whether you have teeth or not...... Yura, come. ”

As he spoke, he took out a large spoon from the bucket, which was a faintly transparent white liquid, and handed it to the aside.

"Come and try it, this is the kind of paste I use when I stick couplets at home...... What, I just boiled it out, and I added milk to it, but it's fragrant, and I can drink it later if I have leftovers......"

“…… What are you doing with this? Hearing him say this, Shotimaru asked.

"What are you doing? Hey...... Guess what. Tang Yuan said as he pinched his face and stuffed the spoon into her mouth, "How is it?" What does it taste like? It's been a long time since I've gotten through the paste. ”

"Boss, you're so sweet that you're losing your teeth......" she smacked her lips.

"Is your teeth bad? Anyway, you haven't watched TV, why did you say this so naturally...... Awesome my sister. Tang Yuan pulled the spoon out of her mouth again, "Also, don't speak when there is something in your mouth, lest you accidentally let your teeth bite the things in your mouth." ”

"Huh?" Reverse hair Yura didn't seem to understand the meaning of this sentence.

"It's okay, it hurts when you listen to it......" Tang Yuan took the spoon and dipped some paste from the bucket and licked it, "Mom...... It's a little sweet, but it doesn't matter, the point is not the taste, the focus is on the appearance. ”

Shotimaru looked at the two of them discussing the paste on the side, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

Soon, the hunch came true.

"Come, Yura, I'll go out later, you remember, clean her clothes for me, and then take this needle, put this paste in the needle tube for me, shoot it all over me, shoot it all over me, shoot it as much as it looks cooler, it's best to shoot a whole bucket of paste for me, I want the effect to look like eight million old men have visited...... Do you hear that!? ”

"Boss, isn't this too lacking in virtue?"

"Shut up, if you think this is lacking in virtue, I'll do it myself, but then I won't need to be paste, lest someone say I'm incompetent, impotence or something......"

"Ahh Boss, please don't do it! Let's do it, just shoot paste, I'll play with this. ”

"Well, that's okay, I'll go out first, don't look at incivility, don't look at incivility...... Oh yes, there's some change here, and remember to throw it at her when you're done cumming. ”

"Oh, got it."

"And there are ......" Tang Yuan took out a SLR and stuffed it into the hand of the reverse hair knot, "This, I taught you how to use it, right?" When you're done with everything, remember to take as many photos as you can, and it's best to finish the film for me! Oh, and change her posture a few more, and I'll see if I can use it to after the photo is washed out......"

"Uh...... Oh, I see. ”

"Come on, the boss is optimistic about you!" After speaking, Tang Yuan walked out of the warehouse without looking back.

As soon as I closed the door after I went out, I heard the heart-rending screams of the life-shooting pill inside, as if he was really hugged by a group of big men......

Yakumo Zi had been staying outside the door, and when she saw Tang Yuan coming out, she listened to the screams inside, and asked with a faint face, "Little brother, are you really dirty...... It's better to beat the bush and just beat that little girl. ”

"No, no, it's different." Tang Yuan shook his head, picked up a cigarette and lit it, "Do you think I look like the kind of person who goes wherever he goes?" I'm not going to make a mess of myself for a while......"

"Oh-I just wanted to threaten her with this...... Little brother, you're such a good person. ”

"Ahem...... Good people or something, I'll talk about it myself, but I always feel bad in my heart when you say that......"

“？”

"Nothing."

"Little brother, you shouldn't really wait for the photo to come out and take it to jerk off, right?"

"Ahem...... How can it be! Am I that kind of person!? ”

"It feels like ...... Yay"

[To be continued]