Chapter 11 How Did You Become a Fine?
Zhang Xiaowang and Ximen Giant Bear were both seeing a desert of this scale for the first time, and before they could sigh at the huge sand dunes that stretched endlessly, they were first filled with a mouthful of sand by a gust of wind. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 The sand in info's mouth has not yet tasted salty, and his eyes, face, and neck have been slapped with another wave of sand......
The big bear is better, after all, it is an old monster of thousands of years, and immediately an invisible force field was suspended on the surface of the body, blocking all the sand, and by the way, nearly half of the sand bounced into Zhang Xiaowang's neck. Zhang Xiaowang definitely doesn't have this kind of high-end way to resist the wind and sand, even if he estimates, he hasn't found it yet, so he can only squat on the ground in pain at this time, spitting out the sand in his mouth, while shaking his clothes and trying to shake the sand inside: "Phew...... I rub it, life experience is seriously lacking! Phew...... Don't talk about going in and looking for the realm of the dead...... Bah...... I'm afraid that I won't be able to walk a few steps before I am killed by sand...... Hey? What's the matter with this force field of yours? Cover me inside! ”
Only then did Panda Jing suddenly remember that his new boss was still exposed to the wind and sand, and hurriedly shook his body, and the force field shrouded in his body split out like a soap bubble, covering Zhang Xiaowang from head to toe: "I have to think of a way, I have to pay attention to **********the wording if I can't last long with this force field!" Be in harmony! ”
"Yes, yes, the leader is right. But after a while, my force field is exhausted, but it's you, and I still have the hole card of the bracelet terminal, which is tighter than my force field bag...... Oops, why didn't I remember that just now? It seems that even the best tool needs an adaptation process......"
Listening to the panda spirit chattering endlessly, Zhang Xiaowang moved in his heart, and ordered the divine weapon: "Turn me into the most expensive off-road Land Rover!" ”
The divine weapon flew out of Zhang Xiaowang's pocket with a whizz: "Master, in fact, this weapon has an immature little suggestion, I don't know whether to talk about it or not." ”
"If there's a fart, let it go!"
"Actually, you are limited by the idea of the earth, the built-in AI of this machine has countless vehicles, and suitable for the current terrain and the task of searching for the land of the dead, the off-road vehicle may be a good solution for the earthlings, but for the majestic function of the machine, it is really not the best."
"Helicopters? Such a big wind and sand, no? And who's going to open it! ”
"Ask the master to authorize this machine to judge by himself, if the result is not satisfactory, he is willing to walk the universe in the image of a leather man for the rest of his life!"
"You are allowed to cut yourself!"
Artifact: "......"
Click, whoosh, boom!
The big guy the size of a small house suddenly deformed with the tearing of the artifact, and the huge semi-circular brown glass cover was fastened to the thick metal disc, and suddenly it looked like a big straw hat made of glass fastened on the sand.
"Desert sightseers from the planet Tara, 360-degree vision without dead ends, two optional modes of ground suspension and low-altitude flight, this machine will personally pilot the main service for the master!" As the size of the artifact grew, the sound of the artifact became more and more violent.
Zhang Xiaowang and Da Xiong curiously put their eyes on the brown glass and looked inside, but found that the glass was reflective, so that they could see the outside from the inside, but the outside could not see the inside.
With a 'bang', a sliding door opened from the side of the glass cover, and the divine weapon urn said angrily: "Welcome to the desert walker, I hope the master has a happy journey." ”
Zhang Xiaowang looked at the door, which was almost one-third smaller than the door in the conventional sense of the human world, and with his size, he bent down and got in, but the big bear's physique was suddenly stuck on the car door, and Zhang Xiaowang dragged the panda spirit into the cockpit.
"Well, don't worry about these details, the Tara people are indeed a little thin, but that doesn't stop the excellent performance of this hovering vehicle!"
It doesn't take a magical device to explain that the Tana people are probably a creature no more than one meter tall, and the chairs, tables, cushions, and control equipment inside are almost all pocket-sized. Zhang Xiaowang looked out through the panoramic glass window, the reflection process of this isolation cover seemed to be better than similar technologies on the earth - of course, Zhang Xiaowang didn't know what level this reflection technology of human beings was at all, he just looked at the glass in front of him with excellent privacy performance, but it looked like nothing inside, and he happened to have never seen such a bullish effect before, so he made such a subjective judgment - like this because Zhang Xiaowang had not had a high contact with human society before and made all kinds of misjudgments, and it will abound in the future. After all, only those real scientists in various fields know what level the top technology of various industries is currently on.
When Zhang Xiaowang admired the spectacular desert scene outside, and gave the divine weapon the order to advance towards the center of the desert by the way, the panda spirit had already put together several cushions in the cockpit and laid them on the floor, and put on an extremely comfortable lying position.
"Can you really lie down and never sit?" Zhang Xiaowang looked at the round panda form, and the big bear lying on a few small fart mats said angrily.
Da Xiong said disapprehantly: "When I meet the people of the undead realm, it is inevitable that there will be a fierce battle, I am recuperating and preparing for everything, it is all the experience accumulated over thousands of years." Hey, leader, are you okay now? It's okay to help me scratch my back...... Oops, the stinging is uncomfortable......"
Zhang Xiaowang really hadn't touched a panda before, but now looking at this fluffy and round panda spirit, his curiosity was really hooked, and when he said this, he couldn't help but reach out and scratch its back a few times: "Hey? I'll go, is it really hairy? ”
"Of course it's real hair! Otherwise, do you think I'm wearing a panda coat......" The panda spirit leaned back comfortably against Zhang Xiaowang.
"I just don't think it's scientific, when you become humanoid, where did all this hair go? Divine weapons are a large amount of material stored in the second dimension, is it true that your transformation and divine weapons are the same principle? ”
Big Bear thought seriously for a moment, and said: "It's hard to explain this matter carefully with you, you can just treat it as a human form is a skin wrap that I carry with me, the principle of this skin pack is similar to what humans call genetic recombination, but my genetic recombination is subversive, and it has a certain consumption of my own genetic power, that is, what you humans call magic." Although it doesn't cost too much to maintain the human form, it is also consumed after all, isn't it? So, as long as the environment is right, I'm still more than happy to stay in the form of a panda...... Freedom, ......"
Zhang Xiaowang became more and more curious: "Who taught you the power of subversive genes?" It is impossible to really get the essence of heaven and earth as written in the book, so I suddenly had an epiphany and learned the art of ascending to heaven or something. ”
Big Bear turned to the side and thought for a moment, "Don't say it yet, it seems that this is the only answer that makes sense." Because my consciousness suddenly woke up back then, one day I suddenly realized why I was a panda? Why should I eat bamboo? What is that round and warm thing in the sky? Why does that round thing in the sky get cold and flat when it gets dark? I asked the pandas of the same species, but they were indifferent to this, and even thought that I was a psychopath, and it was better to hurry up and nibble on a few bamboos when I had time to worry about these inexplicable questions. ”
Zhang Xiaowang found a comfortable posture and leaned on the chubby back of the panda spirit: "You mean, you suddenly became a sperm, and suddenly you didn't even know how to become a sperm, and suddenly you found that you were different from ordinary pandas?" ”
Da Xiong nodded frequently: "You three suddenly used it very well, it was indeed so sudden at that time." I think the biggest possibility is that I ate something inexplicable when I was a normal panda, and then inexplicably woke up to consciousness, so it may be a reasonable explanation. ”
Zhang Xiaowang was still a little puzzled: "Even if consciousness awakening is a treasure of heaven and earth, where did you learn this skill?" Turning into a human form, and the force field just now, you must be able to do more than just these moves, right? These are also the treasures of heaven and earth brought to you? ”
Big Bear's head rubbed on the floor like a rattle: "Of course not, I didn't tell you a long time ago, these are all through my own hard work and time accumulation." ”
Zhang Xiaowang pursed his lips disdainfully: "I still believe in anything else, just you?" Can it be associated with hard work? ”
Big Bear let out a long sigh, and seemed to return to the painful memories of the past......
The two of them who chatted intently didn't realize that the desert sightseers had already advanced for more than half an hour at a speed of nearly 300 kilometers per hour at this time, and at the junction of heaven and earth, a trace of black lines was looming and condensing.