Zhang Xiaowang and Ximen Giant Bear (one person and one bear) studied the route in front of the computer for a long time and didn't come up with a reason, Zhang Xiaowang was a little discouraged: "Aren't you an old monster who has lived for thousands of years, why don't you even know the way to Taklamakan ." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Da Xiong was stunned: "When I was young, I also had a literary and artistic ...... for a while, and I once had a heart to travel all over the world, but I can't fly, if I travel thousands of miles, it all depends on ."

The copycat couldn't help but interject: "Master, in fact, I can directly teleport you over!" ”

"Huh? Direct teleportation? According to conventional logic, shouldn't we go over and open the map first, and then we can teleport? Zhang Xiaowang instinctively thought of the portals in those online games......

"Originally, it was exactly as you thought, but the civilization of the earth has developed to a certain extent, at least the appearance of this planet has been roughly explored, although the longitude and latitude are still relatively rudimentary marking methods, but they are enough for me to locate the teleportation point. It's just that the teleportation location can only be on the edge of the desert, because there is no solid information about the location of the realm of the undead, and you have to find out where to find it yourself. ”

Zhang Xiaowang thought thoughtfully: "It means that the map of the earth scene is already in the stage of full opening, if it is a few hundred years back, we still have to open the map before we can carry out the teleportation function, right?" ”

Copycat: "...... If that makes you happier, you can think so. ”

Zhang Xiaowang slapped his thigh: "You don't need a plane ticket to go abroad!" I've always wanted to go on a 10-day trip to Europe......"

Da Xiong twisted his body on the sofa to make himself more comfortable: "Let's not mention that if you don't have a passport, you will be directly repatriated from there, and you won't need money after you fly over?" Do you think that there is no admission fee for all attractions in Europe? Unless you're planning to just visit churches and press the road. ”

Zhang Xiaowang glanced at him: "I'll think about it first." Get up, go out with me to buy water and food, and who knows how long you're going to stay where the birds don't. ”

The big bear who was slumped on the sofa didn't mean to stand up at all after hearing his words, but his huge body slipped down a little more: "I'll go again tomorrow, today's toss is really tiring enough for me to choke......"

Zhang Xiaowang looked at the panda spirit that almost filled the entire two-seater sofa: "To be honest, I haven't been able to let you go too far for thousands of years, mainly because pandas have the natural attribute of laziness, right?" ”

Big Bear: "......"

As the newly appointed director of the Earth Branch of the Monster Hunting Bureau, Zhang Xiaowang certainly won't wait until tomorrow to start acting, there is a good saying about chicken soup for the soul - procrastination will make you achieve nothing. But as a standard otaku, it doesn't seem so interesting to let him go and buy a lot of stuff by himself......

Fortunately, the Internet has saved a large number of such lazy people, although it has also contributed to the growing of laziness among some people, but in general, it is still beneficial to the people, isn't it? So Zhang Xiaowang sat back in front of the computer and purchased a number of bottled and bottled water, an induction cooker and a set of five-person kitchenware (the copycat machine has an electric function, and the reason why I bought five-person tableware is because I have the opportunity to have a picnic with other beautiful girl colleagues in the future.) Several boxes of instant noodles of various flavors, a number of ham sausages, and a number of fruits that are not easy to spoil. If it weren't for his lack of money, Zhang Xiaowang said that he would not have to buy a refrigerator to put in it so that he could store some fresh ingredients.

But everything is difficult at the beginning, and we still have to carry forward the fine tradition of hard work and simplicity in front of us, anyway, now that the halo of the protagonist has been added, will the days of the sudden heaven and earth treasure be far away?

After placing an order on the computer, Zhang Xiaowang suddenly heard a slight snoring echoing in his ears, and the panda spirit actually fell asleep like lightning after such a while, and it was really not much different from the pandas seen on the Internet......

Being bored alone, Zhang Xiaowang once again focused on the magic machine and the copycat fuselage: "Isn't it time to consider giving you two a formal name?" ”

The divine machine became excited: "I think, the name is still secondary, anyway, whether you call me Leonardo or Long Xiaotian, it is the same awkward." The key is that this machine must be handsome, like the last time you used me as a swill bucket, I feel very sorry......"

Zhang Xiaowang pressed its mouth...... Okay, anyway, just hold it down and don't let it speak, and turn his head to look at the copycat: "What about you?" It doesn't matter, does it? ”

Shanzhai replied very seriously: "Although the word shanzhai is somewhat derogatory, I don't have any prejudices about this." The main thing is that I am your personal terminal, and I am always such a copycat, and you will lose your identity when you deal with other colleagues in the future......"

Zhang Xiaowang nodded thoughtfully: "It's better for you to be reliable, what you said is really reasonable...... I'll call you a secretary from now on......"

Copycat ...... No, it was the secretary who suddenly trembled all over his body: "Master, are you thinking about it carefully?" Like the assistant director or something......"

Zhang Xiaowang waved his hand and made a very decisive decision: "No! The secretarial machine is very good! By the way, you really don't have any human skin, do you? For example, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old humanoid beautiful girl? ”

Secretarial machine: "......"

The divine weapon broke free from Zhang Xiaowang's palm with force: "I, me, I, I can transform into any form~ As long as the master scans the target image for this machine, this machine can be transformed into you immediately!" ”

Zhang Xiaowang was suddenly overjoyed: "Really? ”

"Of course, as the leader of the shaping industry, this machine can be called omnipotent, you just let me become a Mount Everest, of course, it can only be a miniature landscape."

Zhang Xiaowang's hands were as fast as electricity, and he quickly searched for a picture of Alba Jessica at the peak of his appearance on the Internet: "That's it, that's it, change quickly and show me!" ”

The divine weapon immediately flew into the air, the body of the machine melted like mercury, and it seemed that there was an unknown source of metal liquid constantly replenishing it, and Alba Jessica's appearance soon appeared vividly in the living room of Zhang Xiaowang's house......

But Zhang Xiaowang watched this Jessica slowly appear, and the smile on his face gradually faded, as if holding the last ray of hope, he asked the divine machine, "This is the end?" ”

The divine weapon was immersed in its own omnipotence, and replied triumphantly: "Well, master, do you think it is exactly the same?" ”

Zhang Xiaowang looked at 'Jessica' in front of him, silently took out a cigarette and lit it, and then walked to the balcony and began to be in a daze.

The divine machine was a little unable to analyze the sudden 180-degree turn in his master's attitude: "Master, what's wrong?" Isn't it like? As he spoke, his leg joints made a mechanical clattering sound and walked towards Zhang Xiaowang on the balcony.

This noise finally woke up the big bear who was sleeping on the sofa, he first looked at the magic weapon in front of him, then rubbed his eyes and looked at it carefully, and then he rushed to the back of the sofa with a 'whoosh' voice, and hid behind the sofa and peeked a few times before asking suspiciously: "Is this Jessica?" ”

Jessica nodded with a clattering neck: "Hah! You can recognize the big bear at a glance! How, isn't it alike? ”

Da Xiong has seen the world in the end, and he got up from behind the sofa casually and began to look up and down seriously: "I obviously recognized it after watching it for a long time!" You're horrible, what's going on with this full screw cap? Such a primitive assembly technique is almost obsolete even for humans. At first glance, I thought it was a screw that became fine, and I almost had a phobia of intensity! You hurry up and take this magical power......"

The divine machine clicked and said, "You can't blame me for this...... It's nice that I can piece together this kind of AI without a customized image......"

Zhang Xiaowang stepped on the cigarette butt and walked back from the balcony: "In the future, if you dare to conjure up such nondescript things to scare people, I will turn you into a toilet bowl, where many people go to wander around!" ”

The magic weapon 'whoosh' turned into a lighter and landed on the coffee table without saying a word.

The secretary gloated and said, "Yes! Makes you scream! If you don't have a diamond, you still have to do that porcelain job! ”

Seeing Zhang Xiaowang, Da Xiong raised his battle bracelet and looked at the time: "Tsk, it's still easy for me to use this thing, it won't talk nonsense, it won't become a screw essence, and you can make a phone call or something...... Hey, you didn't go out? Are you really going to buy what you need to go out tomorrow? ”

Zhang Xiaowang looked at the panda spirit, then at the two machines, and sighed: "Why do you feel that my protagonist's aura is a little off?" ”

Although the style of painting is firmly tilted to the side, there is still something to be done. Panda Jing is currently crowded with those construction workers, and during the day he does odd jobs for those food stalls to make ends meet, although there is nothing valuable, but there are still some clothes to bring with him - according to his words, he finally found the organization, and he pointed to Zhang Xiaowang for the next few thousand years of food, clothing, housing and transportation.

Big Bear went back and carried his luggage, but there was nothing in it, not a single big backpack was full. At this time, the supermarket order placed on the Internet was also delivered, so Zhang Xiaowang packed up the mess and threw all the things he needed into the storage space, and then snapped his fingers at the secretary machine, and with a flash of white light, the two of them were already on the edge of the Taklamakan Desert.