The night was already very deep, Tang Xiao's hands were like jumping elves, the keyboard was crackling, and he could vaguely feel a special rhythm beating. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Suddenly, a return presses.

Silence returned to the room.

"It's finally done!" Tang Xiao stared at the computer screen and exhaled slowly, stretching his waist.

Open the phone, load the program, Tang Xiao clicked in excitedly.

The outermost part of the APP icon is a two-dimensional mobile phone, and then an old man pops up on the screen of the mobile phone, the old man is bald, with white hair all around, a typical white Mediterranean, an old nose, and obscene eyes.

"I have an old grandfather by name, too." Tang Xiao nodded evilly, "When I was a child, I wanted to have a ring grandfather when I listened to my father's story, hehe, I didn't expect it to finally come true now." Although it is not as good as the ring grandfather, it is enough to be a mobile phone grandfather. ”

Packaged, uploaded.

Tang Xiao walked to the window, looking at the roar of the continuous warplanes passing by outside the window, and the soldiers who kept passing by on the road, his eyes narrowed, and he was a little distracted for a while, "Parents, and little sister, wait for me, I haven't seen you for more than eight years." I will definitely be able to protect you in this life. ”

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Huaxia Smartphone APP Application Center is the largest smartphone APP application platform in Huaxia, and it is also the most authoritative evaluation agency for an APP in Huaxia.

Wu Chaoming is an ordinary team member of the eighth working group responsible for reviewing the new upload APP, as the largest and most reputable APP platform in China, the review of the new APP is naturally the most important part, so working in the audit team, it is naturally very high, but in the same way, the performance pressure is also very high. There are more than a dozen of the same audit team in the whole company, and each group has a dozen people. Still, there will be a lot of work for everyone on a daily basis.

It can only be said that the APP market with increasing profits has stimulated countless people to want to come in and make money, and as the APP platform with the best reputation, there are too many new apps uploaded every day.

After a day of review, Wu Chaoming's face was a little tired, his eyes were a little red and swollen, he took off his glasses and wiped them, then gently kneaded his sour eyes, and drank a bottle of energy drink to refresh himself, and clicked on the last task assigned to his hand today.

As soon as he saw the name, Wu Chaoming couldn't help frowning, "I also have an old grandfather?" ”

The first impression of taking this name has a kind of sensationalism, why is it called grandstanding. It's a hype gimmick, but in fact, the content can't be done at all, that is, it doesn't live up to its name. But if this kind of APP can really do it, even if it is only a little bit, even if it is only 10% of the real function, it will definitely be an APP that can sell well.

As a platform with strict requirements for the quality of apps, auditors love and hate this kind of APP. Because most of them are bad works, but they can't be ignored, if there is really a product worthy of the name, it will definitely sell hot. At that time, performance, appreciation, bonuses and everything were available.

After hesitating, Wu Chaoming still clicked and ran this obscene APP on the testing machine.

The picture went black for an instant, and then it returned to normal again, and then there was no more, but a lewd old man appeared on the phone, yes, it was a lewd old man, and it was the old man who looked like the APP icon.

The old man was sitting in the middle of the mobile phone screen, the background was still the desktop of the mobile phone, the old man picked out his nose and feet, and then picked out a big lump of black mud in his hand, and then flicked it on the screen, and the black was enlarged rapidly, as if it was about to pop out, making Wu Chaoming's face dark.

"This APP author has a really heavy taste, so it won't end like this." Wu Chaoming muttered in his heart, as if he had smelled a foul smell across the phone screen by the prank just now.

And after playing the biological weapon, the obscene old man in the middle of the screen simply lay down and fell asleep, with a large blister bulging on one side of his nostrils, as if it was made of snot, and with the breath, it seemed that it would break and explode out of the screen at any time.

"A raising game similar to Tom's cat? Although this image is a little obscene, it also has a sense of black humor. Wu Chaoming watched quietly for five minutes, but the picture still did not change, and the obscene old man on the screen was still sleeping there. Touch and see. Although he felt that such a lewd old man was disgusting, Wu Chaoming still stretched out his two fingers to touch it.

However, there was no response from Luan.

Press again!

Useless.

"Is it a virus?" Wu Chaoming subconsciously reacted, he has been doing this for several years, and he has encountered a mischievous virus I don't know how many times.

It's useless to quit!

There is no response when you press other apps.

To make matters worse, even pressing the power supply doesn't respond.

"Damn, the phone has become bricked again, the monkey invited me to fix me, I want to reinstall the system after getting off work soon, if the phone is completely broken, the performance will be deducted, this virus, running in an isolated environment, actually made the phone bricked, you are awesome." Wu Chaoming scolded with a red face, couldn't bear it anymore, and threw the test phone directly on the desk.

"You are the virus, your whole family is the virus." An angry rebuke of the atmosphere immediately appeared in his ears, which directly startled Wu Chaoming, and he hurriedly looked left and right in his heart, but he was obviously the only one in the office, and his colleagues had just finished work.

"Am I too tired from work and having auditory hallucinations?"

"No, I heard it clearly, it's definitely not a hallucination."

At that moment, Wu Chaoming pretended to be bold and reprimanded loudly: "Who, who, who? Who the hell is talking! There's a kind of you coming out! Having said that, it was tough, but the string in Wu Chaoming's heart was already tense to the extreme, and his feet were a little weak.

"Stinky boy, I really don't know, old man, I'm here."

This time, I heard it clearly, it was from the table, or from the mobile phone that I thought had been infected with the virus.

Suppressing the horror in his heart, Wu Chaoming poked his head and looked at it, and he vomited blood a little at first glance.

It's still the old man, but at this time the mobile phone desktop has been changed, a sunny beach, a big sun umbrella, the obscene old man with a pair of big frog sunglasses, a pair of obscene red underwear, lying in a rocking chair drinking drinks and shaking.

Seeing Wu Chaoming poke his head, as if he saw it, he deliberately took off his sunglasses.

Before, Wu Chaoming just felt that the animation of this APP felt okay, and then it was the horror that seemed to be poisoned, but at this time, he thought of an excited and uncontrollable guess.

"You...... Can you see me? ”

"Nonsense, you can see me, of course I can see you." The old man glanced at Wu Chaoming with contempt and put on his sunglasses again.

At first glance, there is nothing wrong with this, but when you think about it carefully, this is a mobile phone, not a person. The smart app that can communicate as smoothly as a human being, just this one, directly pulls those so-called smart assistants out a few streets.

Wu Chaoming was excited, and a strong premonition surged in his heart, "I'm going to be promoted and raised." More importantly, as the first person to experience this epoch-making smart APP, I will be a witness of a new era! ”

Wu Chaoming's enthusiasm for work was instantly stimulated, and he quickly began to explore the performance of this APP.

Capacity: about 1.5G. It's not huge.

Perfect human-computer interaction, out of the traditional manual electric shock operation, with this APP, the touch screen of the mobile phone has been completely useless, and even the power on and off can be directly commanded by voice.

Voice operation, fluent language, and a personalized emotional anthropomorphic system, I feel like an old friend who has lived together for more than ten years, and if I have a perfect score of ten points, at least 9.9 points.

Functionally, it is almost truly intelligent, SMS, phone call, various settings are very flexible, the original cumbersome things, now as long as the voice dialogue can be, and you can even directly let this APP arrange independently, well organized, like an experienced private secretary.

An hour later, an unprecedented big red title appeared on the homepage of the Huaxia smartphone APP application center, and it occupied almost half of the position on the homepage.

"We all have an old grandfather, the era of intelligence is coming!"