"Hey, the top promotion news of Huaxia Smartphone APP Application Center. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info We all have old grandfathers? The era of intelligence is coming? What a mess? Huaxia Intelligence also pushed this kind of messy stuff? "Wang Xingyu is a freshman, the final exam has been completed, last night in the dormitory several brothers drank a little too much, slept until now to wake up, but still a little dazed.

After looking at his mobile phone, it was only ten o'clock, and he bought a high-speed rail ticket at five o'clock in the afternoon, "It's still early." ”

Shaking his drowsy head, Wang Xingyu lay back again, coincidentally, his finger just accidentally clicked into the promotion, and then downloaded, and then the installation was successful, as the screen flashed slightly, a lewd old man appeared in the middle of the screen.

Wang Xingyu had a very fragrant dream, dreamed of the goddess of the morning and twilight, and then together romantic and romantic, when the garden was full of spring to kiss Fangze, the goddess in front of him suddenly became a ghost, and a sharp ghost scream suddenly exploded in his ears, directly sits up Wang Xingyu's startled ass from the bed.

"Holy! Scared my dad to death. Wang Xingyu wiped the cold sweat on his head.

"Damn, scared your grandfather to death."

The sudden unfamiliar voice directly frightened Wang Xingyu and didn't dare to move, you must know that the people in the dormitory have long been gone, except for himself, several other roommates are locals, and their homes are not far away, so they have left a long time ago, and they just got together last night.

"Who? Who's talking, I'm timid, don't scare me. Wang Xingyu shuddered.

"Stinky boy, I can't help but be scared. Hahaha......" There was a burst of arrogant laughter in my ears.

"Huh? This is, this is my phone talking? Wang Xingyu calmed down and immediately found the place where he was still laughing, took the mobile phone and found that there was a lewd old man sitting in the middle of the screen, and he was still laughing arrogantly.

"What is this? I also have an old grandfather? Did I install it before? Wang Xingyu couldn't remember whether he had gone down or not, and he was a little confused.

"Stinky boy, you're still in a daze, you're running out of time from the high-speed rail ticket you ordered, and you won't be able to catch up if you're in a daze. It's a shame for my old man to wake you up, it's a shame for my old man. ”

"It's you who screamed! Ah, high-speed rail! Before he had time to find out why the mobile phone was screaming, Wang Xingyu immediately remembered that he was going to take the high-speed train home today, "It's already four o'clock, it's terrible, it's terrible, and it takes almost fifty minutes to get to the station, and I'm going to miss the high-speed rail!" ”

The dormitory immediately made a fuss like chickens flying and dogs jumping.

The people who came into contact with the "I also have an old grandfather" APP for the first time made too many jokes, and there were more people who were more unbearable than Wang Xingyu.

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Over the next few days, a lot happened in Huaxia.

The large-scale joint exercise in the central and western regions has officially begun, all public facilities have been put under military control, entertainment venues have been suspended, public activities have been cancelled, and the streets of the city are full of military sentries and patrols, and a thick atmosphere of slaughter has come to the face.

In the face of this sudden large-scale military exercise in history, it has had a wide impact not only at home but also around the world. Many people think of the rise of China in recent years, in order to maintain its hegemony, the United States has continued to make tricks and drag its feet. Cultural invasion, industrial invasion, economic erosion, territorial disputes, every time you cut a little bit of meat, it doesn't seem to hurt very much, but every time you add it up, this grudge is definitely big.

Could it be that this time Huaxia finally can't bear it anymore? In the past, didn't Huaxia insist on making a big plan if it was small and unbearable, and won more development time with temporary concessions?

Such a large-scale military exercise is rare in the world, or unheard of, and it would be a waste to just do a drill to flex your muscles. The resources consumed every day of such a large-scale military exercise are astronomical.

In addition, the central and western regions of China are adjacent to most of the disputed borders, and are also places where the United States has repeatedly provoked disputes. From this point of view, some small countries that have repeatedly opposed China have been nervous about blowing up their hair.

Is this a real harbinger of the outbreak of World War III?

Could it be that the real purpose of this exercise was to prepare for a real war?

The media around the world has erupted in the past few days, and all kinds of speculation and various arguments have continued. Not only the media, but also the largest-scale exercise in the history of China's emergency exercise has kept the intelligence agencies, defense ministry, and national security agencies of other countries busy.

I racked my brains to analyze the real purpose of this military exercise in China, and how to let my country survive safely or get the maximum benefit in this turmoil.

There is no movement on the surface, but secretly it is already on high alert, the highest level of alert of the missile defense system is on 24 hours, and the commanders of the armed forces in various localities are already on standby, and once there is a change in the situation, they will immediately take corresponding action.

This is true for the United States, Britain, Japan, and Russia, and if war really breaks out, it is very likely that this will be a major reshuffle of global interests in the new century. The winner may decide together the distribution of world interests in the next hundred years, while the loser can only watch the winner divide the cake of the world.

The eyes of the world are all focused on Huaxia, for a time the undercurrent is surging, the situation is becoming more and more tense, at this time, affected by this huge military exercise, the previous uproar, although the action against the Goldbach conjecture provers has not been canceled, but the support has directly reached a secondary position.

From the perspective of common sense, it takes time for science and technology to be transformed into military power, and the same is true for scientists, but in the case of war, it will directly determine the interests of the world.

Tang Xiao observed the information on the Internet, and saw that his bait was successful, the matter became bigger and bigger, the world was stirred, and the corners of his mouth not only cracked a smile, "This is my first step to change the world, and the future will get better and better, parents, little sister, wait for me." With that, Tang Xiao stood by the window and looked up at the sky with infinite longing, and opened his arms to embrace the sky.

Just when countries around the world were paying close attention to the latest situation of the Huaxia military exercise, a peculiar APP instantly exploded the Huaxia APP market, either anything else, it was Tang Xiao's development of "I also have an old grandfather"

Although the old man is a little obscene, but the users feel very peculiar and interesting.

Humor, cold jokes are endless, just like a joke master.

What's even more valuable is that after having this obscene grandfather, the mobile phone is truly intelligent, voice operation, extremely convenient, and the communication is simply the same as real person communication.

Want to request a ride? No problem, just give a direct order, the old man will automatically place an order for you and can accurately guide the driver master to be in place, which greatly facilitates the embarrassing problem when the satellite positioning error and the passenger is not clear about the terrain.

If you want to order takeout, no problem, grandpa can also place an order directly, if you have talked to grandpa before about the recipes and flavors you like, grandpa will also directly customize a reasonable recipe for these, and even your physical health.

Although this old man is not as versatile as the legendary ring grandfather, in daily life, he is definitely an almighty personal old housekeeper.

In a few days, the number of downloads of the old man has reached 60 million, and he is still frantically refreshing the download record.

Today's grandfather has a feeling of being played badly.

If you are bored, you can chat with the old man.

If you want to play, you can play games with grandpa, play chess, and play Go.

The old man can still dance and sing, and after interacting for a long time, he will stick out his tongue and complain that he is tired and ask for a break, countless people are willing to interact with the obscene old man in order to see the expression of the obscene old man sticking out his tongue, until the old man complains about resting, in fact, people find that this is an intimate practice to protect mobile phone users, and even the user is too entertained, the old man will directly strike, lock the mobile phone, and people are helpless, they have to rest and rest to be entertained, Or do an eye exercise or cervical spine exercise under the supervision of the old man to play happily together again.

In short, the popularity of this APP has been unstoppable, and the intelligence of the program has made people in the industry repeatedly call it impossible. The popularity of this APP is second only to this large-scale military exercise on the Internet.

Crazy old man, terrifying.