Text 52 The greedy wolf was reduced to a goblin

However, to tell the truth, there are a few monsters that really need to be subdued by force along the way to learn from the scriptures, and those who can go up and be killed in a few strokes are still called tribulations, isn't it called difficult and dangerous because they can't be beaten!

Besides, who told you to beat someone, if you can't beat him, let's go to his house to find his parents and invite his master to come. The adults of his family glared casually and snorted, saying that the evil beast was not ready to show its original form, and then it was easily solved.

Isn't that what learning from experience is all about, although I haven't watched TV for decades, but I still vaguely remember a lot of the plot in the TV series back then, and I really don't attach much importance to combat effectiveness, as long as it can protect me.

I said, "Didn't you already fight last night, since your means are not inferior to Wukong, then why were you torn off your clothes and tied up like that and twisted in front of me?"

You say that you are better than Sun Wukong, but who was tied up in the morning and caught Gao Laozhuang like a zongzi, it is not you black pig.

"That's because my old pig wanted to meet you, the person who learned the scriptures, so he stopped and asked him to tie up. ”

I nodded, I can bend and stretch, brave and strategic, after all, he is a person who has been an immortal in the sky for thousands of years, and he is indeed more intelligent than Sun Wukong, who has only lived for a thousand years.

"The first to enter is naturally a brother, not all of them are ranked by strength and means, Guan Yu Guan Yunchang in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty is naturally the leader of the general, I don't know how many times stronger than Liu Xuande, not still ranked second, and I don't see him calling himself Uncle Guan. ”

Guan Yu is a representative of loyalty and righteousness in the Three Kingdoms period, and his stories and legends are also popular in the Tang Dynasty, but Guan Yu has not yet become a god at this time, and I don't know if they know Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie smiled and nodded, "Master is also a person who can speak well. ”

Nonsense, I'll live with this mouth, and I really don't have any other skills.

"You both sit down, as I said, when there is no one else, you can not call me Master, you are free to do whatever you want, and there is no need to be restrained. ”

Zhu Bajie smiled, sat down cross-legged with me in his robe, and Sun Wukong was still squatting beside me, staring at Zhu Bajie with a little vigilance in his eyes.

Looking at Zhu Bajie who turned into a human form, I looked at the Monkey King next to me who looked like a hairy child, and at this time, the three of us seemed to be the only monkey who looked like an alien.

I couldn't help but say, "Wukong, can you become human?"

Sun Wukong didn't even want to think about it, "It's not good." ”

"Why?"

"Master, can you learn to crawl on the ground like a dog?"

Not good......

I said that you monkey, you have learned to talk back to Zhu Bajie after such a good time.

Sun Wukong continued: "The apprentice also told the master before, this change spell is not very useful, but it is extremely expensive, Lao Sun, I am cultivating the method of immortality, even if it is constantly changing, it is not afraid of consumption, don't see this nerd become a human at this time, it is majestic, and he naturally knows how much mana it takes." ”

Zhu Bajie nodded and said: "What the monkey said is right, it's just that this time, the old pig has already used three days of longevity mana." ”

It only takes three days to transform like this, I'll go!

"Then you better change back to the appearance of a monster, if you usually walk as a last resort, don't waste mana to change your appearance. ”

Zhu Bajie nodded, and changed into the appearance of the giant black-skinned wild boar from before.

Sun Wukong continued: "Lao Sun Xiu is a method of immortality, and his lifespan is higher than that of ordinary demons, plus I have eaten countless elixir peach fairy fruits, and I am not afraid of consumption when I become an adult." In his previous life, this nerd was a humanoid god, and he was also a god in the sky, and it was natural to become a human, but the apprentice was born a stone monkey, and he was also a monkey when he went to the sky. ”

I nodded, too, humans are originally monkeys, so there is no need for monkey cultivation to deliberately change their appearance to use tools like humans, it seems that the cultivation of goblins such as apes has more innate advantages than other beasts.

Sun Wukong's reluctance to become a human is not because he is afraid of consuming mana, but because he feels uncomfortable.

The monsters are trying to cultivate into human form, but the one in front of me has changed from human form to a wild boar.

Although I knew why Zhu Bajie was the way he was, I still asked, "Tell me why you are like this now." ”

Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie smiled self-deprecatingly and said: "That day at the Queen Mother's Pan Tao Party, I drank a few more glasses of wine, and I angered the Jade Emperor by sprinkling wine. ”

It's really subtle, borrowing wine to spill, why don't you talk to us in detail, how to sprinkle it.

Speaking of Tai Bai Xing, this old man is really good, Sun Wukong went to heaven to be a fairy is also the opinion of this old man, Zhu Bajie was not erased by the heavenly court is also his favor, even I was trapped in General Yin's cave, and he personally came to untie the rope for me, if I have the opportunity to see him again, I will definitely thank him.

No matter what the specific process was, Zhu Bajie was eventually relegated to the mortal world, and I believe that Zhu Bajie would feel extremely depressed when he first came down to the mortal world, and even began to doubt his life.

I know that Zhu Bajie became like this because of the pig fetus, but I don't know why he didn't choose a good-looking species, but chose a pig.

"Since it is reincarnation, how did you choose such a pig fetus, it is very ugly. ”

Zhu Bajie sighed and said: "I was demoted to mortality, I should have re-entered reincarnation, which of the six realms should I enter, Yin Cao has his own arrangements, I should have resigned myself to fate and couldn't be the master." But although my body was destroyed, my divine consciousness was still there, and I was unwilling to let all my cultivation come to naught, so I used the method of seizing the house before falling into the yin, but unfortunately there was no woman around at that time, only a sow gave birth, and I entered the pig's womb in a hurry. ”

In this way, Zhu Bajie is still very capable, he was beaten with two thousand hammers in the heavenly court, and he should have been scattered and re-entered reincarnation, which one to go to, it is humane, heavenly, and animalistic, these are all unknown.

But Zhu Bajie relied on a wisp of immortal gods to forcibly take away and put into the pig's womb, what is the meaning of taking away, that is, the ghost borrowed the corpse to return the soul.

is just a residual wisp of consciousness in the soul, and Zhu Bajie can forcibly squeeze out the soul arranged in the Yin Cao and take away the fate of others.

What is this called, this is called wearing other people's shoes, walking other people's ways, so that others have no way to go.

If Zhu Bajie just took other people's bodies and occupied other people's bodies, then he doesn't have any ability, borrowing corpses to return souls is something that many people who refine the channel, and even some lonely souls and wild ghosts who have cultivated can do it.

But Zhu Bajie is not only like this, he took other people's bodies, but he doesn't need to start over. Not only did he retain all the memories of his previous life, but he also brought all the previous magic spells, and even brought his own weapons, which shows how strong the soul of Marshal Tianpeng was during his lifetime, this physical body is important, but if he loses the body of the gods, he can become a big monster with the body of just a wild boar cub.

Zhu Bajie continued, "Into the pig's womb, although I am only a newborn cub, but I have a body of mana, I bit the sow to death, ate other brothers and sisters, accumulated the first breath of strength and began to cultivate again, only a few decades, I have resumed all my cultivation, and since then I have eaten people to live, and I have been a demon in the mortal world." ”

is a cannibal person, when Zhu Bajie said this, his feelings did not fluctuate at all.

Maybe in the eyes of Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong, there is really no difference between eating people and me usually eating a cake, but now I don't eat people anymore because I have changed to a vegetarian diet.

In this way, entering the sand gate seems to be a very difficult test for these big monsters, if they arrive in a crowded place one day, isn't it equivalent to walking in a pile of food for them, not only must they hold back their appetite and not eat people, but also treat this group of walking food as if it were their own kind.

Speaking of Zhu Bajie, who retained the mana and weapons of his whole body, I asked curiously, "I saw you make weapons before, but where is the nail rake now?" ”

Zhu Bajie said: "My weapon is called Shangbao Qin Jin Rake, but when I was the commander of the Shangtian River Water Army, Taishang Laojun personally built it for me, weighing 5,400 catties, this treasure can change as I like, and it is being collected in my heart at this time." ”

Ouch, I'll go, your weapon can be changed at will like Sun Wukong's Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick.

Although the Dinghaishen needle has an amazing weight of more than 10,000 catties, it is only functionally just a random size, Sun Wukong usually has to put it in his ears and eyes, you are amazing, put it directly in your body, this is not afraid of losing it at all.

I said, "Wukong also has a magic weapon that can be changed at will, just like your weapon. ”

Zhu Bajie said disdainfully: "I know that his Dinghaishen needle iron is just a stator for measuring water, saying that it is Dinghai, but it can only be in the mortal world to suppress the mortal water on the earth, if it is in the sky, this iron rod will disappear when it enters the heavenly river, and it is also a monkey like him who has no knowledge to regard the stator as a treasure." ”

was said to be like this by Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong didn't talk back, just smiled.

It seems that Zhu Bajie is really right, although Sun Wukong's Ruyi golden hoop stick is very powerful in all film and television works, but in fact, it is really just a measuring stick thrown by Dayu in the sea.

And the weight of more than 10,000 catties will not be particularly heavy for the big monster.

If you think about it carefully, although they are also officials in the sky, Sun Wukong was just a small official watching horses at first, and later he was transferred to Pan Taoyuan It was just a false position, and the weapon used was also snatched from elsewhere, but Zhu Bajie was the Marshal of Tianpeng who commanded hundreds of thousands of Heavenly Court Naval Army, and the weapon was issued by the organization, and it was also created by the big leader Taishang Laojun himself.

It's like driving to work in the same company, your domestically produced 1.4 displacement car is bought with your own loan, and the 2.0 turbo increase is given by the company, and different ranks are not a level of treatment.

This rank is different, and the weapons used should be different, right?,But our monkey wasn't originally an attack system.,Even if you give him a powerful weapon.,He may not be able to make it good.,There's a stick you use as a weapon.,I think it's already good.,It's really a strong man.,No weapons.,Just carry a street lamp all the way to the super-god.。

I said, "Wukong can't compare to you, an immortal who has been an executive in the sky for a long time, so naturally I haven't seen any treasures." ”

Because I was worried that Zhu Bajie would say something sarcastic about Sun Wukong, I hurriedly asked again: "Where did you settle down before coming to this Gao Laozhuang?"

Zhu Bajie replied: "When I first became a demon, I wandered around the world without a fixed place, and then passed by the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain, where I met a second sister Mao, she saw that I had some martial arts, so she invited me to insert the door upside down, and became the husband of the door, and I settled there." ”

Oh, I'll you! You pig-headed, you have been married once before, and both times you have been looked down on by others, you are a second-married woman who dares to find a yellow flower girl like Gao Cuilan!