I don't understand, what's wrong with these people, how can they all choose this pig as their husbands, the second sister of Yunzhan Cave is like this, and Gao Cuilan of Gao Laozhuang is also like this, are you all blind!

I then asked, "Now that you have a wife, how did you go to Gao Laozhuang and become a son-in-law?" ”

"In the second year of living in Yunzhan Cave, my ex-wife and second sister Mao fell ill and died, so I became the owner of Yunzhan Cave, and I still ate people to live. Later, he met Guanyin Bodhisattva, entered the sand gate and changed his diet, and waited for the people to pass by in this high old village. ”

Pull it down, you just wait for me to come here, just say hello and we can team up and go, why are you married here again, I think you're just, don't admit it!

Zhu Bajie continued: "I went to my father-in-law's house to work, and I used my physical strength to change my food, and I happened to see Gao Cuilan's appearance being seven points similar to the second sister Mao, and I missed it, so I became a son-in-law at his house. ”

So you are looking for Gao Cuilan completely because you can't forget your ex-wife, the second sister you said can live in a cave, presumably it must be some kind of monster, judging from the word Mao, it should be a rabbit spirit, speaking of rabbit essence, I suddenly remembered the jade rabbit next to Chang'e, could it be that the jade rabbit is the second sister Mao.

But the Jade Rabbit Spirit should have become a princess in a certain country now, waiting for me to marry her, how could she die in the Yunzhan Cave a year ago.

Second Sister Mao, whose name is Second Sister, should be ranked second, there may be other brothers and sisters in the family, rabbits, fertility is very strong.

Could it be that this second sister is the sister of the Jade Rabbit of the Moon Palace? It shouldn't be, if there is one missing Jade Rabbit Chang'e Fairy doesn't notice it, it is negligent, and if there are two missing, it will be sloppy.

And it seems that there is only one jade rabbit in the Guanghan Palace, and I haven't heard that there are a group of rabbits.

It's just that why did this second sister die of illness after marrying Zhu Bajie for a year, can monsters also get sick, and they will die if they get sick? I have never heard that monsters can die of illness.

Generally speaking, if a monster has any problems, won't they all find some home remedies that eat people's hearts and brains, and the second sister Mao has a powerful monster like Zhu Bajie as her husband and can't find a few prescriptions to treat the disease? Even if there is no prescription, just eat some Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass or something, and you won't die.

I don't think this Zhu Bajie is telling the truth, whether this second sister really exists, whether she is really dead or not, can't be proven, after all, the Yunzhan Cave was burned by Sun Wukong when Zhu Bajie left.

After learning about Zhu Bajie's experience after being demoted, I began to be interested in Zhu Bajie's affairs.

"Eight precepts, how can Guanyin Bodhisattva lead you to the beginning. ”

Zhu Bajie thought for a while and said: "A few years ago, I was eating people in the mountains to live, and one day I saw someone coming to Fuling Mountain, so I greeted him and wanted to kill and eat. ”

Khan, waterfall Khan, Guanyin Bodhisattva came to your mountain, you didn't come out to kowtow and worship, you still thought about killing and eating! Is this a Bodhisattva or a pizza.

"I fought with the Hui'an walker only to know that it was Guanyin Bodhisattva who passed by me, and the Bodhisattva also became a fine boar when I was somewhere, I said what happened before and after, and asked the Bodhisattva to point me to the right path, so I had today's fate. ”

I asked again: "Bajie, then how did you go to heaven and become the marshal of Tianpeng?"

Zhu Bajie smiled, as if he was recalling his past, and said after being silent for a while: "I am a mortal, I have been born clumsy, greedy and lazy, but I have never cultivated my true nature when I was idle. One day, while walking in the mountains, I met an old man and chatted with him. Where did I recognize him at that time, I only felt that every word of the master in this world was reasonable, and he advised me not to just live in a foolish way, hurt my life, and wait for the end of my life one day, and regret it too late. ”

I didn't expect that this was just wandering in the mountains and I could meet the old gods coming out to lighten up, it seems that Zhu Bajie's luck index before becoming a god was super high.

"I listened to the old man's words, like an initiation, I changed my mind to devote myself to practice, and asked the old man humbly to give me a direction, and the old man immediately revealed his true body, which was a true god, and I immediately knelt down and kowtowed, wishing to worship him as a teacher, and the god was also pleased to see that I had awakened, so he accepted me as an apprentice. ”

I asked curiously, "I wonder which immortal in the sky Venerable Master is?"

Zhu Bajie smiled and said nothing, sighed before saying: "Now my old pig is a demon in the mortal world, and I dare not mention the name of the master again." ”

Sun Wukong is reluctant to say who his master is, it is the order of the Bodhi Patriarch, Zhu Bajie is reluctant to say who his master is, but because he feels that he is a monster now, and he has no face to mention the name of the master again, so as not to insult his master's reputation, and he can't see that Zhu Bajie is still a person who respects his master.

"Follow the teacher, I practiced for a hundred years, but because I am a mortal, my life is about to end, the family teacher can't bear to see me reincarnation, so he gave me the nine turns of the big return pill, with this golden pill tonic, I am full of merit and soar into the immortal, the family teacher took me straight to the sky, into the immortal book, and enshrined me as the governor of the sailors, and made a marshal in charge of the Tianhe. ”

After listening to Zhu Bajie, I think our monkey monkey is really weak, look at other people's experiences, what is a coincidence, what is a panacea, what is a feather ascension, what is a higher official into the knight, until he was demoted to the mortal, Zhu Bajie's experience can be said to be the growth route of the protagonist of the immortal novel, even if he is demoted, he can also write a counterattack novel that pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger.

If I had known this in my previous life, I could have written Zhu Bajie's life into a Xiuzhen novel and published it on the Internet.

Although Zhu Bajie only vaguely said that he was drunk and lost his manners, I learned from the TV series that he was heavily punished for molesting Fairy Chang'e.

I don't know what Chang'e's status in Heavenly Court is, why she will be punished so badly if she is drunk and molested, or is it that Heavenly Court is very anti-cold and commits things like fairies, so it will be so ruthless to Zhu Bajie.

Out of curiosity, I couldn't help but ask, "What did you do in the Heavenly Court, did you also make trouble in the Heavenly Palace like Wukong?"

Hearing me ask him this, Zhu Bajie actually laughed, "What did you do, haha, yes, what did you do, hahaha!"

After laughing, Zhu Bajie said: "If I really used alcohol to make a fuss about the Heavenly Palace, I would be willing to be relegated to the mortal world, alas, I don't mention the past." ”

People didn't want to say it, and I was embarrassed to continue to ask, and I lost the topic for a moment and fell into a short silence.

Zhu Bajie suddenly pointed to the suitcase and said, "Master Fang Cai is anxious to check the luggage in the suitcase, the monk's hat and the iron ruler are Master's things?"

When I heard Zhu Bajie mention my two magic hoops, I sighed in my heart, why, this pig's head saw that those two were treasures?

I pretended to be indifferent and said, "That's all for the teacher, if you like me, I'll give you one." ”

I'm not lying, it's mine, and I do dare to give it to you, but I'm afraid you won't dare to wear it.

Zhu Bajie seemed to see some unnaturalness in my expression, smiled, and said, "Master, don't panic, I just saw that there was some fame in that monk's hat, and I had no intention of asking for it." ”

I'm really not expecting this pig demon to have this ability, and I can actually see that the monk's hat is not an ordinary object, do you also have a pig's eye?

I asked tentatively, "Oh, you can see that you also have this eyesight to discern people and things?"

Zhu Bajie shook his head and said, "Although I don't have any eyesight spells, I have seen many treasures in the sky, so I naturally have a knack for distinguishing magic weapons and seeing through spells." ”

I nodded, this is called well-informed and experienced.

Zhu Bajie has been fighting in Heaven for so long, he can be regarded as an old cannon, what a magic weapon, what a spell, I estimate that he has seen more with his own eyes than Sun Wukong has heard of it, this experience of him, he will definitely be able to see one or two at a glance, Marshal Tianpeng for so many years is not in vain.

In fact, when I first got these two hoops, I did think about it, and I received Zhu Bajie in the future, if this product is the same as what is shown on TV, always lazy and cheating and slippery, I will put it on this hateful guy who always says that he is scattered, but the Zhu Bajie in front of me is not the same thing as the Zhu Bajie I know in the TV series, so I didn't think about putting this hoop on him to restrain him.

But even if he is not a lazy master, I can't control his current temper, and if I can really let him put on a hoop, I can be regarded as a backhand, and have a means to subdue him as a last resort.

I nodded and said: "Bajie really has good eyesight, this monk's hat and iron ruler are indeed not mortal, not only these, but also other treasures for the teacher's accompaniment, when you put those cakes, you must have seen them." ”

Sun Wukong continued: "This monk's hat and iron ruler are the magic weapons given by the Bodhisattva, and I also gave the old grandson a hat before, it is a flower hat, the master was not willing to wear it for me, and then it was taken by the Guanyin Bodhisattva to give it to a Xiong Zhen who became a spirit, speaking of that guy is a little darker than you nerd, my grandson has also fought with the black guy, and he is also a monster with skills, and then was selected by the Guanyin Bodhisattva, and went to Luojia Mountain to be the god of guarding the mountain. ”

What I want is such an apprentice, I don't need to say hello to know that I can take the initiative to make up a set for this black pig to drill, Wukong, I love you!

Zhu Bajie asked, "What are the benefits of wearing this magic weapon?"

Sun Wukong said: "I haven't worn it, where do I know what the elastic is." ”

There is nothing wrong with Sun Wukong's words, and there is nothing wrong with lying, but he doesn't say the point of the matter, that is, the flower hat and this monk's hat are hidden in the Lingshan torture instruments that can make you survive and not die.

It's a coincidence, I didn't think of using a hoop to restrain Zhu Bajie at all, but it was the pig himself who brought it up, can this be regarded as him digging his own grave, digging a pit and jumping by himself, if he can really put this hoop on him, it would be great, even if he doesn't wear it, as long as I don't say it, he won't understand the beauty of this monk's hat and iron ruler.

I thought for a moment and said, "Wukong, you go and get that monk's hat." ”

Sun Wukong obediently turned out the flatbread again, took out the monk's hat pressed at the bottom and handed it to me.

I patted the flour on my hat and fiddled with it as much as I could.

"Bajie, this monk's hat will be given to you as a teacher, although you have entered the sand gate, but you are not like a monk, wearing this hat, it is also convenient to learn scriptures on the road in the future. ”

I'm not lying, if you really dare to wear this monk's hat, it will be too convenient in the future, and the convenient person is me.

Zhu Bajie took the hat, but he didn't put it on immediately, but continued to look left and right in the firelight, and I was anxious to see it.

You'd better put it on quickly! Look at the hair!

"Since it is a treasure given by Guanyin Bodhisattva, the master is reluctant to give it to this monkey, why don't he wear it. ”

I pretended to be calm and smiled, "I have a brocade robe and a nine-ring tin staff given by the Bodhisattva, and there are five Buddha crowns and purple gold bowls given by the King of Tang. ”

You put on all that nonsense! Hurry up and put it on! You should hurry up and put it on your pig's head!

Buddha bless, let this pig put on the monk's hat!