Chapter 131: Pretending to be dead and pretending to be poisoned

"Senior Brother Jiang, are you awake?" Hearing the fat man coughing, the woman stopped and put the pill in his mouth, but asked softly. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

The fat man's indescribable gentleness made him unable to extricate himself.

"Senior Brother Jiang? What happened to you? Is it poisoned? I heard that there is a kind of poison, the symptoms are the same as the senior brother's now, shortness of breath, dry mouth, scratching the heart with a hundred claws, and boiling all over......"

As the woman with crisp breasts spoke, she stopped talking, her bright eyes looked at the fat man like autumn water, her delicate face turned red with a brush, and she didn't dare to look directly at the fat man.

She suspected that the fat man was poisoned by a kind of "Wanqing Chun", and the poisoned person had to find a woman for sexual detoxification in a short time.

Through the investigation of the immortal-killing system, Bu Pingfan can directly survey everything within a radius of five kilometers, and clearly hear the story of the crisp-breasted woman, until he is silent, he now completely admires the fat man, and he still has this hand?

"Oh yes! The fat thief actually ate that kind of poison by himself to win the rescue of this woman? High! It's really high! ”

Bu Pingfan secretly praised the fat man, he couldn't catch up with the fat man's cunning.

In fact, Bu Pingfan misunderstood the fat man, and his face was red and his ears were red, all because lying on the body of a woman with crisp breasts belonged to the physiological reaction of a normal man.

When the fat man heard that the woman did not speak, he began to gradually open his eyes, and suddenly saw that the woman's cheeks in front of him were crimson, like a shy rose, and the moon was shy and shy of flowers.

"You are? How did I end up here? My body is so hot, what's wrong with me? The "fat man's method of pretending to be dead" was successful, and now he is ready to be abducted and deceived to the end.

The fat man is not stupid, when he was pretending to be dead, he heard the woman's statement and had a new understanding of poison, so he pretended to be poisoned, and he was still pretending to be confused.

The woman with crisp breasts was stunned, her face was red, her ears were red, she was shy, and she didn't know how to answer the fat man, and finally the woman suddenly said:

"Senior Brother Jiang! You—You seem to have been poisoned. This is the peak of practice and exchange......"

The fat man was constantly pretending to be weak, and he was still making some signs of poisoning, swallowing dry spit, shaking his hands, and was about to tear his clothes.

"No, junior sister, go away, senior brother may be too deeply poisoned and can't extricate himself, leave the ...... quickly"

The fat man broke free from the arms of the crisp-breasted woman, rolled to the ground, and said to the crisp-breasted woman in a serious manner.

"Senior Brother Jiang! You...... Senior brother, I ...... "The woman with crisp breasts doesn't know how to say, in the face of this kind of thing, no matter how cheeky she is, she will not make a move to help the fat man detoxify."

When she saw the fat man rolling to the ground, she couldn't bear it, and then took a light step forward and helped the fat man up again.

The fat man was ready to dress up to the end, so he was helped up by the woman with crisp breasts, and broke free and rolled to the ground.

"Senior sister! You go! Leave me alone, you, which elder's disciple are you? After I go back, call Elder Liu and Elder Shangguan to come and help me collect the body!" The senior brother probably won't survive, so please ask the junior sister. Belch! The fat man kept rolling on the ground, and he was still tearing his shirt with his hands, looking like he was going to die at any moment.

If you have a thick skin, Bu Pingfan recognizes the second, and no one dares to recognize the first.

Now, he completely worshiped one person, and saw the fat man constantly rolling on the ground, making a pitiful bear look, making Bu Pingfan worship, and admired the five-body throw.

The crisp-breasted woman groaned slightly when she heard the fat man ask the elder of the sect, but when she heard Elder Liu and Elder Shangguan, her pupils contracted and her whole body trembled.

She knows best that the fat man's current status is definitely the bright pearl of the entire Wuxuanmen, and it is also the immortal cultivation seedling that the major forces of Wuchang Kingdom are vying to compete for.

The woman saw that the fat man was constantly rolling, his whole body was ragged, and when she heard the prestige of Elder Liu and Elder Shangguan, she bit her silver teeth and seemed to have made some kind of decision.

"Senior Brother Jiang! My name is Mu Wan'er, and my master is Ye Baili. "The woman named Mu Wan'er, after making a decision, her face became more crimson and more vivid, and she could drip blood at any time.

The wooden bowl quickly dragged the fat man like a meteor, and flew to a place to the east with the rainbow, she had decided to help the fat man detoxify, and quickly returned to the cave she had opened.

"If he becomes the most dazzling pearl in the future, my wooden bowl is only willing to be a glimmer of light behind your brilliance."

Mu Wan'er meditated in his heart, his beautiful eyes flowed, and he increased his speed and flew towards the east.

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Bu Pingfan was dumbfounded, and when he saw the fat man being dragged up, he made a victory gesture to him, and made Bu Pingfan grit his teeth angrily.

"Thief fatty! I can't think of a nonsense, adding "pretending to be dead" and "pretending to be poisoned" to deceive a woman! ”

When the fat man was dragged away by the crisp-breasted woman, Bu Pingfan was weak and slumped on the ground, lying on the ground, and picked a grass root and put it in his mouth.

He was thinking about it, calming down and recalling all kinds of things, he summoned the immortal-killing system and found some "Secrets of Flirting with Girls" 180 copies, all of which were those "Rich and Handsome Bubble Girl Method", "President Flirting Girl Method", "High-ranking Official Imperial Girl Technique", "......"

He read it all and threw them all on the ground: "Bah! What are these and what? ”

He casually took out the musket from the system treasure bag, directly on the pile of "waste paper" secret book, opened fire, and a tongue of fire rushed out of the muzzle and landed on the secret book, making a "squeak" fire sound.

Bu Pingfan was lying on the ground, closing his eyes and recuperating, constantly planning in his mind how to "flirt with his sister"? How to move the girl? I don't know how long it took for him to gradually open his eyes and find that the sun was shining brightly and radiantly, sprinkling directly on Bu Pingfan's body through the dense leaves.

"Damn the system! How can I tell Lao Tzu to flirt with my sister? Bu Pingfan suddenly got up from the ground, his mind was tense, he was full of tasks, and he couldn't be at peace!

The immortal-killing system was silent, giving Bu Pingfan a hint: "The miniature camera of the wind ant, as well as a large number of drones, cars, battery cars, ......"

Bu Pingfan was stunned when he heard this, how could he not have thought that those secret tips could be used in the cultivation realm? When he heard the immortal killing system say those few things in the post-civilization era in his mind, he thought of the several cars and the battery car that he carried with him when he was blown to this continent by a hurricane......

"Good! Fuck, let Lao Tzu pick up girls with drones here! There are also top luxury cars, I don't believe that Bu Ye can't pick up his sister in this place? ”

Bu Pingfan was full of confidence, and immediately became energetic, and did what he said, and now he was the only one left, and it was easy to walk, and he soon came to the place where the third woman stayed.

He came to a secluded and elegant place, where there are no big tree roots, no boulders, this is just a valley of flowers, covered with all kinds of mountain flowers, the place is not big, a remote small flower valley of ten meters, if you don't deliberately look for it, it is difficult to find this place.

Bu Pingfan looked around, found that there were no monks nearby, reconfirmed the target, and found that it was still a woman with a bandeau with all kinds of charms, and chuckled and whispered:

"The eldest son of the Yun family? And the second son? Why did your friends come here alone? ”

Bu Pingfan was curious, but he was even more anxious to act, and called out a wind ant in three or two clicks, it was the mother wind ant, because it was identified by the immortal killing system, when it belonged to the mother, he put it alone for the next use, and now calling it out is undoubtedly the best choice.

The wind ants have miniature cameras on their bodies and relatively clumsy drones, and Bu Pingfan chooses the wind ants.

He first gave an order to the wind ants: "The mother wind ants obey the order and send this bundle of roses to the woman in front of you." ”