Chapter 130: The Fat Man Flirts with the Girl
The first woman, who looked tall and even more arrogant, saw through the eyes of heaven that Bu Pingfan only had a mid-stage cultivation of Jiedan, and directly reprimanded:
"Fuck off! Don't bother me with my cultivation! ”
She was originally a monk in the Dan period, and if she was looking for a Taoist, she must find someone who is higher than her own cultivation, but now she saw that Bu Pingfan's cultivation was directly blocked, and she didn't leave any affection for Bu Pingfan. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Bu Pingfan's first flirtation failed and directly ate the closed door.
At the same time, Jiang Gangbo grinned and snickered in the distance, covering his mouth to prevent laughter.
After speaking, the tall woman no longer paid attention to Bu Pingfan, and meditated cross-legged, this practice and exchange peak not only gathered many young men and women, but also a fairy peak with abundant aura.
Bu Pingfan stood there, motionless, his flirting with his sister like this was undoubtedly a failure, he saw the tall woman in front of him, thinking of countermeasures, and finally threw all the roses into the system treasure bag, looking at the tall woman, he had evil thoughts.
Bu Pingfan sensed Fat Bo's actions, and when the woman closed her eyes, she turned around and glared at the fat man, and angrily greeted the fat man's whole family with lip language.
"Look at you are tall, you don't look at you, who am I? The beautiful man who is popular among thousands of girls is ordinary! Actually underestimate me? Let's let you taste the taste of the flower noodle cat! ”
After Bu Pingfan glared at the fat man, he quickly turned the spearhead on the arrogant woman, and quickly summoned the immortal killing system in his mind:
"System-kun, is there any way to make this woman a flower-faced cat, and use that kind of technique or skill that can't be restored?"
He had bad intentions, and the more he looked at the tall woman in front of him, the more unpleasant he became.
The tall woman suddenly opened her eyes, glanced at Bu Pingfan, and saw that he had not left, so she scolded again:
"The leper dog is still not leaving? What are you doing here? ”
Bu Pingfan was extremely annoyed in his heart, and he couldn't imagine that this woman was not only arrogant, but also very pungent. Immediately urge the immortal killing system in my mind:
"What are you still grinding about? Is there any technique or skill that can make this splash girl into a cat? ”
The immortal-killing system emitted a robotic sound, echoing in Bu Pingfan's mind:
"Lord of the Newspaper Machine: Through the treasure bag of the system, I learned that there are 360 kinds of tattoo techniques."
Hearing this, Bu Pingfan's forehead tightened with green tendons, and he scolded the immortal-killing system in his mind: "Lao Tzu wants the kind of "secret method" that can be done on this woman's face a few times silently, Doyouunderstand? ”
Bu Pingfan was angry and incoherent, and he almost burst into a foul mouth: "@%#¥"
The immortal-killing system made a voice again, and it swirled in Bu Pingfan's mind: "Report to the owner: According to the request of the owner, now find a "splashing ink in the air" technique, run the true qi, restrained aura, sprinkle on the body of the attacked, and various black lines will appear, like traces of curses. ”
"Good! If you want this, I'll take it out right away, and I'll get it done quickly. Bu Pingfan was pleased, and hurriedly ordered the immortal killing system to take out the exercises.
And he, seeing that the woman in front of him was still staring at him, did not linger, turned around and left.
"Wait! If you don't give some color, you don't know that Bu Ye opened a dyeing workshop? Why don't you give Bu Ye face so much? ”
Bu Pingfan was half-sneering, half-spoofing, muttering softly, ready to go back to the immortal killing system to ask for some flirtatious secrets before making the next plan.
Suddenly, I heard the arrogant woman behind me speak: "Wait! Are you a disciple of that Elder's disciple? Why haven't I seen you? ”
Bu Pingfan stopped when he heard this, and when he heard the woman's indifferent question, he was slightly stunned, did not turn around, and replied calmly: "Cheng Juehan, Elder Cheng!" ”
He directly used the name of Cheng Juehan to add prestige to himself, and left without stopping.
After the woman heard Cheng Juehan's name, her body trembled slightly, and she didn't care whether Bu Pingfan left or not, and she fell into deep thought.
After about ten steps, the immortal killing system heard a voice in Bu Pingfan's mind:
"Report to the owner: The "Splashing ink in the air" exercise has been forcibly burned on the owner's body, and it can only last for ten minutes at most. Please use it as soon as possible. ”
Bu Pingfan was speechless for a while, and after working on this broken system for a long time, he actually got him a one-time exercise book, which made him scoff. But he didn't slack off, he saw that the woman was not pleasing to the eye, and according to the method of use given by the immortal killing system, he immediately ran it again, condensing a black air flow. Quietly, he turned around lightly, aimed at the face of the arrogant woman behind him, and sent the inky black air flow fingers out, which just landed on the woman's face.
The arrogant woman didn't know it at all, but she saw that the inky black air flow on her face quickly spread out at a speed visible to the naked eye, and black freckles gradually appeared, and then slowly extended, forming black markings the size of fingernails.
After punishing the arrogant woman, Bu Pingfan quickly turned around, slowly returned to Jiang Gangbo's side, kicked Fat Bo's huge ass with his foot, and then opened his mouth to scold:
"Dead fatty, are you smiling? The next one is on you. ”
The fat man thought that Bu Pingfan was rejected, and he was still grinning, not controlled at all, and hurriedly covered his ass and prepared to escape.
When Bu Pingfan performed the "Splashing Ink in the Air" technique later, the fat man didn't know it, and he completed a series of steps with lightning speed, but the fat man didn't know it.
Bu Pingfan chased all the way, he was really angry now, and when he saw that the fat man was still making fun of him, he really wanted to beat the fat man crazy.
……
Soon, the two came to play in a stream dozens of meters behind the second friar.
The fat man already has a blue nose and swollen face, like a live-action version of a fat pig's head, looking at the posture, it is not light to be clothed by ordinary K.
The two pretended to talk about Fengsheng by the river, but in fact, Bu Pingfan kept saying code words to Jiang Gangbo, telling him to go to the bubble sister immediately.
The fat man twisted and pinched, unwilling to go over to contact the second girl, and under the constant urging of Bu Pingfan, he had no choice but to go up.
Bu Pingfan was behind the fat man and whispered: "Don't mess up the dead fat man." ”
The fat man passed in front of the plump breasted woman with a stupid head and stupid brain, then fell to the ground and pretended to be dead, and fell at the feet of the plump breasted woman.
"Hey, hey, hey! Y-What's wrong with you? You okay? When the woman saw the fat man fall to the ground, she was obviously overwhelmed and kept trying to wake the fat man up.
Fat man, will he still be sober? He just wanted to use this method of fainting to contact the woman, and then learn more about the next step of "flirting with the girl".
Bu Pingfan was dumbfounded when he saw the fat man's real pretending to be dead, and scolded the fat man in his heart for pretending to be serious in front of him, but now he is in a hurry, and there are really two hits!
The fat man "fainted" there, motionless, and the crisp-breasted woman saw the person in front of her, couldn't scream, and used the breath to sense, and found that the person who fell to the ground, the breath was calm, and she guessed that she had fainted.
"Senior brother! Brother, are you alright? Huh! Is it the core disciple Jiang Gangbo? How did he end up here? ”
When the crisp-breasted woman bent down to support the fat man, she found that the fat man was the core disciple of Wu Xuanmen, revealing a suspicious look.
There is no disciple in Wuxuanmen who does not know this core disciple, from the beginning to the late stage of the Yudan, it only took two years, and in the entire Dongyi Shengzhou Continent, there has not been a single monk, who can be directly promoted from a mortal to the late stage of the Yudan.
Although the woman was puzzled, she didn't dare to slack off when she saw the core disciple fainting in her body, she sat on the ground, pillowed half of the fat man's body on her thigh, and leaned sideways on her chest. Then he took out some elixirs for fainting from the storage bag and prepared to feed the fat man.
"Ahem!" The fat man was lying on the lap of the crisp-breasted woman with half of his body, leaning on the towering crispy breasts, which made his face flush and cough constantly.