Chapter 137 - Wei Tiannemesis
Chapter 137 - Wei Tiannemesis
The Cretaceous of the Mesozoic Era, an era full of reverie but not at all desirable. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Wonderful creatures called "dinosaurs" have more types than Pokemon on the ground, underwater, in the sky, and in the grass......
At this time, in a certain wood, there was a creature that was impossible for this era, bouncing around a Tyrannosaurus rex and shouting something.
Tang Yuan looked at the Tyrannosaurus rex in front of him, which was like a salted fish, and said something in his mouth:
"The title of this chapter is something that's going on...... Ahem, then again, big guy, you were born in Jingchu, so you should have a Jingchu name, so it's better to call you a ...... Two, how's that? ”
"Howl~"
Hehe, it is estimated that this guy can't figure out how malicious there is in this name, Tang Yuan named it Erliang, roughly to express the meaning of "this thing definitely does not exceed two taels".
But this guy has just been civilized, and everything feels very fresh when he looks at it, and he has been given a name, and he immediately cheered, happy as if he was something, and his huge body weighing more than ten tons was bouncing on the ground, and the earth was trembling for it.
"Ga-" You see, jumping and jumping on the bottom of his feet, he fell to the side and pressed a tree by the way, this tree is obviously innocent, so he only had time to scold "What kind of grudge do I have with you" and then it was directly crushed......
Tang Yuan felt that he might really have a brain-dead aura like Long Aotian, but Long Aotian's brain-dead aura was effective against the enemy, and his brain-dead aura might be the kind of "Lao Tzu is fighting friendly troops...... Why do all the little brothers I accept seem to be a little abnormal?
This girl fell to the ground and struggled twice, and then quickly got up, don't you say, although the hands (front paws) are pitifully small and look like they have degenerated, they can only be used to sell cuteness, but relying on two thick hind legs, the Tyrannosaurus rex will not fall down like an old lady and only know "ouch, ouch" and scream.
Tang Yuan stood aside and watched Erliang's movements, always feeling that although this guy was the most famous dinosaur in later generations, he still had mental retardation when he should be mentally retarded, and no matter how good the Tyrannosaurus Rex was, it was impossible for him to ride the wind and soar up to 90,000 miles...... Let's just say that this guy fell and got up, this series of actions is full of flaws...... To tell the truth, even if the big cat has to pose when fighting for territory, dinosaurs have to pay attention to a routine, don't think that the opponent is a dinosaur, so it is not appropriate to take the flaws seriously!
"Okay, okay, don't be stupid, I'm going to walk around, do you have something to go out?" He asked towards Erliang.
"Quack? Quack, quack. Erliang's huge head shook up and down.
"That's right." So Tang Yuan jumped up, jumped on Erliang's back and sat down, and then stretched out his hand and patted it, "Okay, you can take me with you by the way, go around by yourself, just when I don't exist, I'll take some videos and go back and pretend to be ...... Be obedient, you can only eat one ball at a time, and you will be given it at night, and if you eat too much in one meal, be careful that it will turn into. ”
"Whoa."
The two responded and carried Tang Yuan in one direction.
Tang Yuan turned on his mobile phone, looked at all kinds of plants around him that he couldn't name at all, and suddenly remembered a question - why did he only shoot videos? Why don't you just pour a few plants back and plant them at home?
Well, that makes sense...... He wrote it down, and when it was time to go back, he remembered to dig a few trees and plant them in front of his house, and then began to shoot the video in a serious way.
"This is Tang Yuan, I'm at the end of the Cretaceous period, about 66666666 years ago, well, it's a string of 666 anyway, what's it? Am I a very 6? The residents here are simple and generous, hospitable, I just came here to meet a local fellow, it is called Erliang, as soon as I heard that I came from other places, not only did not fix me, but also very generously said that I could give me a ride, and asked me if there was a place to rest at night, if not, you can go to its house to live......"
Saying that, Tang Yuan patted his ass and shouted, "Dude, turn back, hey, look back, hey, okay, come and smile at the camera...... Well, everyone has also seen it, this is the old man called Erliang, although it is very ugly but very gentle, I and it can be regarded as finding a confidant with each other, so these days I have to count on this local brother in the days of the Cretaceous, as the saying goes, a strong dragon can't overpower the head snake, no matter how I am a foreign boy, I still have to ask the two brothers to come to someone's territory, let it take care of the ...... Are you right? ”
"Whew."
Erliang took Tang Yuan in one direction, and after walking for a while, the trees around him had become significantly less, and he only saw that the land was densely covered with unnamed grass - it didn't seem to be much different from that of later generations, but Tang Yuan didn't specialize in this business, so he couldn't tell what the only difference was.
Since there were not so many trees, his field of vision was slightly wider, and he could barely see something in the distance through the gaps in the trees...... Belch............
"Well, so I ...... Well? Uh-huh!? Look what I found! A lone cockroach! Uh-huh...... the cockroach! Tang Yuan pointed to the cockroach in the distance and began to call.
Why? Cockroaches are just that, there shouldn't be a few men who are really afraid of cockroaches, right? He called not because it was just a cockroach, but because it was a cockroach that was a meter long!
God knows what breed this is...... It can only be said that this breed of cockroaches has not survived to modern times, it is really God's eyes!
Erliang also heard Tang Yuan's call, looked in that direction, took a breath, and then moved his gaze back, looking as if he was not interested in the cockroach.
That's right, it's a Tyrannosaurus rex, chasing prey, and occasionally picking up some carrion to eat, even if you don't have discipline, you won't eat bugs, right?
"No...... No, no, no!! I want to benefit society! Tang Yuan didn't know what idea was in his mind at this time, he muttered to himself.
At this point, what came to his mind?
He thought about when he was a child, cockroaches crawled into his mouth while he was sleeping...... That's not all, the most important thing is that he felt something in his mouth and woke up, and subconsciously chewed it...... After that, he vomited profusely and couldn't eat for three days.
He thought of growing up, eating with the goddess, the goddess drank a lot of wine, her little face was red, just when the two were discussing where to open the room after eating, they suddenly heard a heart-rending scream, and then woke up from the dream, the whole family ran to Tang Xin's room to gather, and saw Tang Xin's whole person hanging on the ceiling, and there was a cockroach in the center of the room lying there motionless.
He thought of retiring, one day passing by a restaurant, the boss (proprietress lady) was his goddess in high school, now she is still single, opened a restaurant, just when the two talked happily, Tang Yuan was about to take care of her business, he saw the goddess with a distressed face to pour out a large jar of exclusive seasoning that is said to be carefully blended...... Because there were several cockroaches running in there.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt a burden on his shoulders - it turned out that he was the chosen one from heaven! Isn't the reason why he traveled to this prehistoric era without humans precisely to exterminate cockroaches in advance and protect future generations of humans from cockroaches!?
Looks like he's got himself in......
"Ertael, you wait a while."
"Quack?"
"I found that at this moment, I realized."
“…… Quack (neurotic)"
[To be continued]