Chapter 136 - Look at your bear-like appearance
Chapter 136 - Look at your bear-like appearance
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As soon as they heard Tang Yuan say that he had a bold idea, everyone nodded one after another: "Come, put this microphone in your mouth, please start your performance." β
ββ¦β¦ Come on, I've never seen a group of you guys play together, what about bullying? Tang Yuan glanced at them, raised his left hand to show his watch, and then clicked the [Search] button above.
I saw him slowly drag a small keyboard from his watch, and sprinkled a few big words on it.
γDinosaur Planetγ
ββ¦β¦ Suddenly, thunderous applause rang out in the ward.
Tang Yuan raised his hands slightly and pressed them down, waiting for the applause of everyone to stop for a while, and then opened his mouth and said loudly: "I decided to start from the time of dinosaurs, and then go to sleep after finding a random place to settle down...... I've been sleeping with her for more than 100 million years, I want to see how much world power I can collect in more than 100 million years~"
"Dissent." Althea raised her hand, "I wouldn't advise you to do that. β
"Why?" Tang Yuan stared at her and asked.
"It's easy." Ethia tapped her palm and said word by word, "It won't take 100 million years at all, you think, in a month, you can collect close to a few tenths of a percent of the world's power, and in a year, it's almost ten percent, although the rate of erosion will slow down over time, but your 100 million years is too exaggerated, and it has already been eroded by you, right?" After the power of the world is plundered and emptied, the whole world will usher in the end of the world, and when the time comes, there will be a dead silence everywhere, and there will be huge stone balls floating in the universe one after another, and there will be no stars, and it will be a completely dead world...... It's too damaging to do that. β
"Huh? That's right...... So what to do? Tang Yuan was stunned, "Or I'll only sleep for a few thousand years?" Sustainability, right? β
"Thousands of years is fine." Essia nodded, "But are you really going to sleep and pass the thousands of years?" β
"Why not?" Tang Yuan crossed his hands on his hips, "Didn't you say that I am now a qualified old immortal?" β
"Well, you're the big brother, you have the final say." Essia spread her hands, "I can't control you, I can only wish you success." β
"Well, that's good, I'm leaving." Tang Yuan turned around and tore open a crack, stepped into it, and turned around and shouted, "Don't come with me!" This trip is definitely super boring and a waste of time, don't regret coming over......"
So in front of everyone, he disappeared into the ward.
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Cretaceous ...... in the late Mesozoic Era What was the deadliest thing for human beings in that era?
Fierce beasts everywhere? No, not really.
What is really deadly is the huge amount of oxygen, if there is a human race that has traveled to that era, let alone cultivated to perfection and then led the dinosaurs to build a huge empire, you Founding Emperor may have died of chronic oxygen poisoning before he had time to emerge in this world when he first came to this world.
So as soon as Tang Yuan came out of the crack, before he could take a look around, he gasped for breath on the spot.
"it!! Cool!! He shouted, although this oxygen content is a bit of a trick for modern creatures, but he still won't be unbearable because of this, and he has the right to maintain his health.
After he got used to it, he had a lot of effort to look around, and as soon as he glanced over, he saw a huge wall in front of him......
"Huh?"
He looked at it - what kind of wall is this? It's clearly a Tyrannosaurus rex.
Tyrannosaurus rex, if you calculate it this way, it may be tens of millions of years ago, far less than 100 million years, and it seems that it is already the late Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic Era.
Well? Wait - Tyrannosaurus Rex??
"Quack."
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So in the end, Tang Yuan taught this Tyrannosaurus rex a lesson with blood, that is, don't eat some strange things casually, you see this Tyrannosaurus rex left a deep impression on this matter, because half of its teeth in its mouth were all lost, and a few big bags were also beaten out of its head, and it lay on the ground in a daze and didn't dare to move.
Tang Yuan felt that this guy was also interesting, so he flipped through his watch and found a small pill from it.
γPowerful Pills (Dragon): The twelve zodiac models of Mighty Pills each have different effects, among which the Dragon series of Mighty Pills can enlighten your pet's mind, one at a time, three times a day, three boxes and a course of treatment, one day you can talk cross talk with your husky. Exchange price: 5 resource points. γ
"Come on, come on, the stupid son of the landlord's family is ready to lose again, big guy, and then ......" Tang Yuan threw the pill that sounded like a constipation pill on the stall towards the bitter Tyrannosaurus Rex.
"Smack." The pill hit the Tyrannosaurus rex on the nose and then fell to the ground and rolled a few times.
"#ε¦ηε«δ½ εδ½ ε°±η»θεε!" Tang Yuan was furious, grabbed the pill and ran to the Tyrannosaurus rex, stepped on the jaw with one foot, and supported the roof of the jaw with the other. This guy doesn't know what he eats on weekdays, and his mouth is full of weird smells that stinks worse than!
Come to think of it, after all, the Tyrannosaurus rex is not just a simple predator, and usually picks up a little carrion to eat to make do with it, in general, this guy just eats everything, so the taste in the mouth is definitely not much better.
"Wo Ri, I'm afraid you haven't rinsed your mouth since you were born...... Walk you! Tang Yuan reflexively wanted to cover his nose, but now he was holding the roof of this guy's jaw with one hand and the powerful pill with the other, and he couldn't spare his hand, so he had no choice but to endure it, and threw the powerful pill into the depths of the Tyrannosaurus rex's mouth.
"Gollumβ"
Sensing something in his throat, the Tyrannosaurus rex habitually swallowed it.
Then the guy was dragged into the air by an invisible force, accompanied by a special effect that looked like an upgrade, and Ya Yangtian yelled: "Whoa, whoa, whoa......" and then landed steadily.
Tang Yuan looked at this thing and calmed down, so he stepped forward and waved his hand: "Come on, big guy, look at this side~"
The Tyrannosaurus rex glanced at him, then ......
"Quack."
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Come on, the other side of the tooth is gone.
Tang Yuan looked at the Tyrannosaurus Rex lying on the ground with a large bag that had doubled on his head, and had lost his dream, stretched out his foot and kicked it gently: "So you have such a big head in vain, I estimate that your brain is about the same size as mine, and the part responsible for thinking is not as good as a monkey...... Do you want to refute it? If you want to, just nod, I'll see if you can understand me. β
Tyrannosaurus Rex nodded--Yo, it seems that although the name of this strong pill sounds like an aphrodisiac, it is worthy of being produced by the main god, and the effect is not deceiving at all, it is a little interesting.
"Now that you can understand what I'm saying, you probably know I'm a bad guy to mess with, right?"
"Woohoo. (nods)"
"Afraid of me?"
(nods)"
"Was that thing delicious?"
The Tyrannosaurus rex thought about it for a moment, and felt that the change in itself was most likely the effect of the thing it had just eaten, so out of evolutionary instinct, it nodded frantically.
"No problem...... Let's make an agreement first, I can let you eat the thing just now, so that you can eat to your heart's content, but the condition is - from today onwards, you will be my follower, and obey my orders unconditionally...... Do you understand what it means to be a slate? β
(hesitates, then nods firmly)"
"Okay, okay, okay?"
(nods)"
"No problem, deal."
[To be continued]
The familiar and sweet sound of the cash register sounded again...... Well? Did I get the two hints reversed? It's okay, just understand.
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