"And what do you want?" Hearing his junior brother's words, Uncle Nine asked with an unhappy face. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When the four-eyed Taoist heard this, he smiled and said, "Senior brother, I didn't mean that, but I wanted to ask what kind of spell you used just now, why haven't I heard of it, junior brother?" ”

Uncle Nine listened, and after watching the rain falling again in the sky, he said, "You haven't heard of it, this spell I created, if you have heard of it, I will feel strange." ”

When the four-eyed Taoist heard this, his eyes turned and he said flatteringly, "Senior brother, since this is your own creation!" Can you leave it to me? ”

When Uncle Nine heard this, he moved the table into the room and said disapprerovingly, "If you want to learn, you can learn, but you have to pack up your things first." ”

At this time, Jiang Wen, who was standing on the side, looked at Wen Cai, who was moving the old lady's corpse in the morgue, and said with a smile, "Wen Cai, let me help you with the ink bucket line." ”

Wencai, who was trying to carry the corpse, happily replied when he heard it, "Okay." ”

Jiang Wen helped Wen Cai with a smile on his face, carried the body of the old lady Ren into the coffin, and then flicked the ink fountain line on the coffin with him.

"Wen Cai, how long have you been learning from Uncle Nine? How did you learn! Jiang Wen asked Wen Cai while pulling the line.

Wen Cai listened to it and said a little discouraged, "It's been more than ten years, but I'm stupid, and I can't learn what Master taught." ”

Jiang Wen, who knew from the movie that Wen Cai had no skills, said with an unchanged smile, "Then what will you do?" Will it be a talisman and a ghost hunt? ”

Wen Cai smiled, gestured with his fingernail, and said, "It's only a little bit!" ”

Listening to Wen Cai's words, Jiang Wen shook his head and said with disdain, "You have studied for more than ten years, but you can only learn a little!" What a shame! ”

Wen Cai said in decline, "I think so too, but I'm naturally stupid, and I'm used to this kind of result." After saying this, Wen Cai looked at Jiang Wen, who kept shaking his head, and asked with a smile, "Brother Jiang Wen, your clothes are so beautiful!" Where did you buy it? ”

"Clothes!" Jiang Wen looked at the priest's uniform on his body and said, "This is specially made for me, you don't have to think about it, you can't buy it outside." ”

"I can't buy it!" Listening to Jiang Wen's words, Wen Cai secretly thought, "Even if I can buy it, I don't have the money to buy it!" No, this guy is so rich, I can't just let him go. Thinking of this, he said flatteringly to Jiang Wen, "Brother Jiang Wen! , Master hasn't bought me new clothes for a long time, can you lend me this dress of yours to wear! You're so rich, just lend me a few days to wear it. ”

"You want to wear my clothes!" Jiang Wen asked with a smile at Wen Cai.

Wen Cai replied with a cheap smile, "Yes, I will be able to meet Master Ren's daughter Ren Tingting tomorrow, I want to leave a good impression on her." ”

Jiang Wen thought about it and looked at Ren Tingting with squinting eyes, and said helplessly, "It's not that I don't want to borrow you, my clothes are tailor-made for me by a famous artist, even if it is given to you, you can't wear it." ”

Wen Cai thought about Jiang Wen, who was very generous in the teahouse, and asked in a low voice, "The master will help you customize!" Doesn't that cost a lot of money? ”

Hearing Wen Cai ask about the price, Jiang Wen replied with a smile, "It's not much!" Sell your master's Yizhuang and buy a sleeve. ”

"Oh, that's fine." After saying this, Wen Cai immediately came back to his senses and exclaimed, "What? Only after selling the master's Yizhuang can you buy a sleeve! ”

"Why, I don't believe it!" After Jiang Wen smiled, he pointed to his clothes and said, "Your master's Yizhuang is worth a few gold!" It's good to be able to buy a sleeve, you must know that my clothes are very technical. ”

Wen Cai thought about the Yizhuang that Uncle Jiu had slashed demons and eliminated demons for decades, and bought it with his life savings, but it was actually worth a sleeve money in Jiang Wen, and he couldn't help but feel that his outlook on life had collapsed.

Jiang Wen looked at Wen Cai, who was a little disheartened, and said with a smile, "However, I like those new things the most, if you have anything fun, I can give you a dress like this for nothing, so that you can also go out and be majestic." After all, this dress is nothing in my heart, you must know that I am not bad for money! ”

"It's fun!" Wen Cai looked at Jiang Wen alone in a daze, thinking about his belongings. But no matter what Wen Cai thinks, he can't find anything that he can handle.

"Okay Wencai, it's over, let's go." Jiang Wen looked at Wen Cai in a daze, put the ink fountain line in his hand aside and said.

Wen Cai, who was awakened by Jiang Wen's words, looked at the coffin wrapped with ink fountain threads, and walked towards his room in a groggy manner, without the slightest appearance of inspection.

Seeing Wen Cai leave first, Jiang Wen patted the coffin of the old lady Ren heavily, and sighed in a low voice, "Old man, that's all I can do, if you can't become a zombie, then you won't be angry, and you can't blame me when the time comes." ”

Listening to Jiang Wen's whisper, the coffin of the old lady Ren shook slightly, as if he had heard it.

Jiang Wen looked at the shaking coffin, smiled, and then walked out of the morgue.

Late at night, the moon and stars are scarce. Jiang Wen sat on the roof of the morgue, drinking a little wine alone, waiting for the old lady Ren's corpse.

"Bump, bump, sand, sand, sand." Jiang Wen listened to the sound of pushing the coffin lid and fingernails scratching the wooden board from below, smiled and raised his head and poured a sip of liquor.

"Bang, bang, bang." Jiang Wen looked at the sound of jumping, and saw that the old lady Ren jumped into the courtyard. Looking at the zombie in front of him, whose whole body was shining with blue light under the moonlight, Jiang Wen nodded with satisfaction, waved his hand at him, and said, "Yes, promising, you really look like that." Okay, go ahead, don't stay here, you know, it's still very dangerous for you right now. ”

Old lady Ren looked at the voice and saw Jiang Wen on the roof at a glance.

Looking at the ugly face of Old Lady Ren, Jiang Wen actually found a trace of humanized expression, looking at Old Lady Ren's appearance, Jiang Wen waved his hand generously and said, "I'm just a living Lei Feng, you don't have to thank me, I let you out, in fact, there is a purpose." You take advantage of Uncle Jiu's not getting up, let's go quickly. ”

Old lady Ren looked at Jiang Wen in a daze, the long nails on her two hands kept rubbing against each other, stirring up blue electric light from time to time, and then in Jiang Wen's guarded eyes, she bowed slightly to him, and then turned around and jumped away.