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"Thunder Knock Corpses!" With an exclamation, Uncle Nine quickly ran to the body of the old lady Ren who was struck by lightning.

Old lady Ren was lying on the ground, the dark green nails that were originally only a few centimeters long grew rapidly in the speed that everyone could see, and in the end, the nails on the corpse even reached ten centimeters in length, and the color also turned black and purple.

Uncle Nine stood in front of and behind Old Lady Ren, and opened Old Lady Ren's mouth, revealing two zombie teeth with a hint of blue flash.

After seeing the blue light flashing on the zombie's teeth from time to time, Uncle Nine quickly took out a piece of yellow paper full of charms from his pocket and stuffed it into the zombie's mouth. And said in a deep voice, "Qiusheng, Wencai, you are carrying zombies, we have to rush back to Yizhuang in the shortest possible time." ”

Looking at the appearance of the zombie, the four-eyed Taoist also took out a copper coin, pressed it in the eyebrows of the old lady Ren, and persuaded the ninth uncle, "Senior brother, this zombie was hit by thunder and was not injured, I'm afraid it will change!" Although we have temporarily stopped the corpse qi, with your exorcism charm and my corpse money, I am afraid that it will not be able to stop him from raising the corpse at night! So just in case, I think it's better to burn it on the spot, so that you won't have a lot of dreams at night. ”

Listening to his junior brother's words, Uncle Nine shook his head, "I promised Master Ren not to burn him, and I would never burn him like this." We will rush back to Yizhuang immediately, and we will open the altar together to eliminate its corpse qi. ”

When the four-eyed Taoist heard this, he said happily, "Senior brother, you are going to open the Seven-Star Altar!" ”

"Hmm!" Uncle Nine listened. At this junior disciple who was still paying attention to his seven-star altar, he snorted angrily.

"If you don't open it, you won't open it! It's just a Dharma altar, what's the spirit! "In the spirit of not being able to eat grapes, it is said that grapes are sour. The four-eyed Taoist who secretly complained a few words, said to the two Qiusheng who were standing next to the corpse of Old Lady Ren and who were still reluctant to go to thousands of people, and said, "What are you still looking at!" Carry it quickly! Do you want me to carry it? ”

"Carry it on your back!" Wencai, who muttered, glanced at Qiusheng, who pretended not to hear, and Jiang Wen, who had a happy face, and said unhappily, "Okay, I'll carry it, quickly put this thing on my back." ”

"Hehe, I know you're the most positive." Qiusheng said as he put the zombie on Wencai's body.

Uncle Nine looked at Wen Cai, who was carrying the zombie on his back, and walked down the mountain in the lead, without looking back, and said to Qiusheng, "Qiusheng, let's go first, you will remember to bring the bill back to Yizhuang in a while." ”

Looking at the Wencai who was carrying a zombie on his back, Qiusheng, who was walking step by step, replied in disbelief after hearing the sound, "What! You go first! I'll take the bill with me myself! ”

When Uncle Nine heard this, he turned his head and asked, "What! Questions? ”

Qiusheng looked at Uncle Jiu with a serious face, shook his head and said, "No! ”

Jiang Wen followed behind Uncle Jiu and hurried all the way towards Yizhuang. When he arrived at the gate of Yizhuang, Jiang Wen felt the raindrops falling on him, pointed to the sky to Uncle Jiu, who was opening the door, and said, "Uncle Jiu, it's starting to rain, can he do it alone?" ”

Uncle Nine pushed open the door, and while walking towards the house where he enshrined magic weapons, he said to Jiang Wen, "Don't worry, that ghost boy is clever!" ”

After saying this, Uncle Nine went directly into the house. And the four-eyed Taoist took the zombie in Wen Cai's hand and placed him in the middle of the courtyard.

Banners with spells were planted everywhere and filled the courtyard. And the body of the old lady Ren was placed on the yellow cloth painted with gossip on the ground and placed under the tent.

Holding an ordinary paper umbrella, the four-eyed Taoist shouted at the ninth uncle who was standing in the rain to cast spells, "Senior brother, let's burn him before he gets up his body." Otherwise, if there is no sun today, how can you eliminate the corpse qi of Old Lady Ren? ”

At this time, Uncle Nine was wearing an apricot-colored Taoist robe and a Taoist crown, standing behind the bill. In the middle of the bill was a smoke-filled incense burner, flanked by two red candles engraved with runes, and next to the candles were a gossip mirror and a mahogany sword. The whole table is covered with a yellow cloth embroidered with Tai Chi patterns, and each of the four corners has a small flag with the words wind, rain, thunder and lightning written on it.

Seeing that everything was ready, Uncle Nine bowed three times to the corpse of Old Lady Ren, and then picked up the peachwood sword on the table and danced behind the bill.

Jiang Wen looked at the steps under Uncle Jiu's feet and the slurred words in his mouth, and asked the four-eyed Daoist on the side, "Four-eyed Daoist, what is your senior brother doing?" ”

Listening to Jiang Wen's question, the four-eyed Taoist chief also said strangely, "I don't know very well!" However, the steps under my senior brother's feet should be the steps of the Heavenly Master, but I don't know what the movements of this hand mean with the words in my mouth. ”

Just as Jiang Wen and the others were talking, Uncle Jiu's footsteps paused, and then he pointed to the bill in his hand and shouted, "Thunder," With these words, the thunder flag on the bill flew towards the sky and was directly inserted into the corner of the old lady's spiritual shed.

After saying the word thunder, Uncle Nine continued to dance the peachwood sword, and shouted in turn, "Electricity, wind, rain." With the four flags planted in the four corners of the spirit shed, Uncle Nine bowed to the bill three more times, and then, Uncle Nine, who got up, pinched his hands again and shouted, "The four flags are fixed in all directions, thunder, electricity, wind, and rain." ”

With the shouting, the wind and waves in the small courtyard were calm for a while, and even the rain in the sky was not falling.

Uncle Nine stood behind the bill and recited the words, and from time to time took a sword flower and bowed to it.

"Drink" With the sound of the drink, Uncle Nine pointed to the gossip mirror on the table. After the gossip mirror was pointed at by the peachwood sword, as the peachwood sword rose, the gossip mirror also flew up. "The candle flame has a spirit, the gossip has power, and the true spirit has magic."

With Uncle Nine's words, the candle shone brightly. However, the light emitted by these rays did not scatter, but the whole book was gathered on the Bagua Mirror, and after the Bagua Mirror absorbed the light of the candle, it became brighter and brighter, and finally the light in the mirror turned into a pillar of light, shining towards the old lady Ren in the spirit shed. And after the old lady Ren's corpse was illuminated by this golden light, black smoke emanated from his whole body, and the corpse kept shaking.

In this way, the irradiation of the golden light lasted for about half an hour, and when it came to the back, although the black qi on the old lady's corpse was getting less and less, it was not broken by the golden light.

Uncle Nine looked at the little black qi left, nodded, then put away the peachwood sword, grabbed the gossip mirror that fell from the air, and shouted at Wen Cai, "Wen Cai, carry Old Lady Ren in, remember to carry it into the coffin, wrap the ink fountain line on the coffin, and paste the corpse suppression talisman on it, just in case." ”

Seeing that Uncle Nine began to pack up the things on the bill, the four-eyed Taoist asked with a regretful expression, "Senior brother, this is solved?" ”