Text 73 The Lord of the Quicksand River is an old cannon

Speaking of this Sha Wujing's bracelet, I heard a saying in my previous life, saying that the first nine lives of the golden cicada were eaten by Sha Wujing, and the nine skulls he carried were all golden cicadas, that is, they were the heads of nine Tang monks.

Now that I think about it, this statement should be wrong, because when Sha Wujing took out the nine skulls just now, I also took a closer look, and two of the nine human heads were women's.

Don't ask me how to separate men and women from the skull, anyway, I'm also a person who has been chasing bones for eleven seasons, and I usually have a little research on human bones, so it's not too difficult to separate men and women from bones.

It's not that Jin Chanzi can't be reincarnated as a woman, even if Jin Chanzi is really reincarnated as a daughter, it is impossible to become a scripture learner.

You must know that the golden cicada is born into Buddhism in every life, if it is a girl, it is absolutely impossible to be sent to the nunnery to be a nun, I was fished out of the river by Fa Ming and sent to my adoptive parents to live for 18 years.

And even if he took a step back, he would be a bhikshuni, and in such an era of male superiority and inferiority, even if there was no distinction between men and women in Buddhism, it would be impossible for a bhikshuni to become a sutra learner.

Therefore, the nine skeletons in Sha Wujing's hands are not necessarily the nine Tang monks reincarnated by the golden cicada.

Of course, in different dynasties, Tang Seng may also be called Qin Seng Han Seng, Jin Seng, Sui Seng, in short, in my generation, this golden cicada has been reincarnated a total of ten times.

Did Sha Wujing really eat the golden cicada nine times?

Not necessarily, because from ancient times to the present, there are countless people who seek scriptures, and there are many people who have successfully sought scriptures in Xitian Lingshan, but many of those who have learned scriptures have spontaneously sought scriptures, not that they must go how far and how far they must go to seek scriptures, it is possible that this scripture learner is from the village near the Liusha River, and it is even possible to live near the Lingshan Da Lei Yin Temple.

Moreover, the person who learns the scriptures may not be a monk, but an old man who wants to keep safe, a businessman who seeks wealth, a talented man who reads, a woman who asks for a child, or a man who has something difficult to hide......

It can be said that the matter of learning scriptures is not a very unusual thing, and besides, in my current world full of gods and Buddhas, burning incense to worship God and Buddha is more effective than any emerging harmony.

Others may just go to ask for three or five books, and a little more to ask for a hundred and ten volumes, but I, I was assigned with the nature of a task, to learn scriptures for the emperor, I am going to ask for the number of three Tibets this time, how much is one collection, five thousand books!

Just kidding, I'm going to ask for 15,000 copies of the scriptures once, not to mention the scriptures, even 15,000 blank notebooks will cost a lot of money, and I am preparing to empty the Buddha's inventory this time, and I will not give money.

I don't blame the Buddha for preparing this ordeal for me, if it were me, I don't want to just let you take away my 15,000 scriptures easily, even if I say I'm going to give it to you, I can't just take it for nothing, I have to be embarrassed to put a shelf for you.

My black pig apprentice and Sha Wujing finished fighting, and the two picked up their weapons and fought together, perhaps because they were both familiar with water, and unconsciously, the two of them hit the sky above the quicksand river from the ground.

To tell the truth, the fight between the two monsters is not very exciting and good-looking, the kind of light effect sound effect on the TV series, computer special effects background music, you see it is very feeling, but the reality is that two people are flying in the sky fighting, who will spend mana to make a light dubbing or something in order to fight a little better, and the distance is not clear, the sound of the quicksand river is loud, and I can't hear anything, so I am not interested in watching it for a while, I am not interested, but the two people in the sky are still inseparable from you coming and going like falling in love。

I'm not proficient in these fists and feet, although Sun Wukong is not a strong attacker, but he is also capable of saying it.

I asked, "Wukong, do you see Bajie or that monster, which of the two of them has stronger skills?"

Sun Wukong looked at the two people who were fighting together in the sky, and said: "Nerds are good at attacking, and monsters are good at defense." ”

One is the attack system, the other is the defense system, what's the point of this fight, the attack system can't hit the damage, the defense department can't fight back, is this comparing physical strength?

I said that you Sha Wujing is purely wasting Lao Tzu's time, I have walked thousands of miles more in order to detour, wasted more than a month's time, you can't honestly kowtow to me and call Master, Lao Tzu can also take you to the West Heaven, to the Buddha to take the scriptures, what are the benefits of you can also get a piece of the pie.

You don't want a good future, you are here to be a monster for a bracelet, you are a plaything.

They beat them in the sky, and Sun Wukong and I chatted a few words under the tree.

"Wukong, this monster calls himself the general of the shutter, did you get acquainted with it when you were an official in the sky?"

Sun Wukong shook his head and said: "I have never heard of it, when the apprentice first went to heaven, he was a small official who raised horses, and he never left the imperial horse prison, and later he was named the false position of the Monkey King, and he also wandered around every day to make friends, most of the gods in the sky knew him, but he had never heard of the Jade Emperor driving this general." ”

In this way, when Sha Wujing was demoted to the mortal world, Sun Wukong had not yet entered the heavenly court, that is to say, Sha Wujing had been demoted to the mortal world for at least more than 700 years, and this thing was an old cannon.

I know that Sun Wukong went to heaven when he was more than 300 years old, and he was a petty official in the sky for only more than 200 years, so he was degraded to the lower realm and pressed under the Five Elements Mountain, and this pressure is 500 years.

When I chatted with Zhu Bajie before, I learned that it was only about 200 years since the goods were degraded, which was more than 200 years later than Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong was suppressed for five hundred years, and after the guidance of Guanyin Bodhisattva, he was bent on escorting me to the Western Heavens, and then make up for his previous sins in order to be free.

Zhu Bajie was demoted to the mortal world for three hundred years, although he was a little reluctant, but he was unwilling to go down to the ground like this, and he was also willing to take this trip to learn the scriptures, even if he couldn't return to heaven, he could also find an errand in the West Heaven.

But why is Sha Wujing, who has been a monster in the quicksand river for more than 1,000 years, unwilling to join the team of learning scriptures and exchange this short period of more than ten years for a better future? Is he a fool to be a monster in this river?

The latest Monkey King who became an immortal is my eldest apprentice, loyal to me, served me well, and without any restraint on him, he still maintains awe for me, treating me as a master and a father.

And this slut Zhu Bajie, who has been a god in the sky for more than 2,000 years, has become my second apprentice, although he is not 100% sincere to me, and I have a forbidden hoop on his head that can seal his mana, but he is also a man who promises a thousand gold, and promised me to go with me.

Along the way, although Zhu Bajie sneered at me every day and made me uncomfortable all day long, there was no slack or complaint at all on the road.

Even if he is asked to go to Huazhai, he can always find enough food to fill the belly of the three of us, you must know that Zhu Bajie alone can eat more than ten times the amount of food I eat, not only that, but Zhu Bajie also took the initiative to step forward when he encountered difficulties and obstacles on the road, without any shirk and evasion.

Just like just now, Sha Wujing suddenly appeared from the quicksand river, Zhu Bajie's reaction was not slower than Sun Wukong's, and he also immediately picked up his weapon and blocked in front of me.

And this Sha Wujing, who has become a curtain general long before Zhu Bajie went to heaven, has no feelings for me, a scripture learner, and the first thing he thought of was to wear me to his string of skull pendants, is it because he has been demoted to the nether realm for too long, and when the monster really treats his brain as a watt?

But it's also interesting to think about, the youngest Monkey King is the senior brother, and the oldest Sha Wujing is the third junior brother, just like a six-year-old child who entered the door first, he is the senior brother, even if you are eighty years old, you are the latest to enter the door, you are the little junior brother, this ranking is not based on age, it is about the order of entering the master.

I frowned as I looked at the two who were still fighting in the sky, and couldn't help but sigh.

Sun Wukong sighed when he saw me, and said, "Master, don't worry, the apprentice will go over to help, subdue this demon and find a way to cross the river." ”

It's okay, just let the two of them fight, I don't know how long it will take, end it early and find a way to cross the river early, even if I miss and kill Sha Wujing, I don't have any responsibility, anyway, I have already made it clear that I am identified, it is you who are not interested, and you have to be our enemy.

Sun Wukong jumped directly to the top of the quicksand river, waving the golden hoop stick to fight, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, who were originally fighting together, because of Sun Wukong's sudden addition, the two of them appeared at the same time in an instant, but Sun Wukong was going to Sha Wujing, this sudden disturbance really made him get a small hand, this stick smashed down, Sha Wujing hurriedly resisted, Sun Wukong's blow smashed Sha Wujing's demon scepter, although it failed to cause damage to Sha Wujing, but Sun Wukong's stick staggered Sha Wujing, he fell from the air as if he was suddenly dragged by someone。

It fell, but directly below the fight between the three of them was the quicksand river, and it was not known whether he was knocked into the river or escaped into the water by himself.

Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong looked at the raging quicksand river in mid-air, and there was no movement for a long time, so they had to put away their weapons and return to me on the bank.

The two of them walked towards me together, and I heard Zhu Bajie complaining angrily.

"Brother, who came with you! That monster is gradually slowing down, and it is difficult to fight my palladium, and if you don't go to three or five times, I will catch him! He saw that you were dangerous, and he fled in defeat, how can he live!"

This time he let go of Sha Wujing, Sun Wukong was also a little guilty, and said with a smile: "Brother, I won't tell you the truth, since the Yellow Wind Monster descended, come down the mountain, this month has never played with a stick, I saw the sweetness of your battle with him, I couldn't help but itch my feet, so I jumped to play in the future, but I didn't know how to play, so I left." ”

I know that Sun Wukong is telling the truth, he has been too idle recently, but he hasn't finished his words, in fact, if I hadn't nodded just now, Sun Wukong wouldn't have flown up to intervene, compared to subduing monsters, Sun Wukong is actually more concerned about my safety.

Just now, it was precisely because he saw that I was anxious and worried, that Sun Wukong took the initiative to ask to go over to participate in the war, who would have thought that this monster would hide in the water and not come out.

If Sun Wukong directly said that the master asked me to fight monsters in the past, it is estimated that Zhu Bajie would have to spray me again, to be honest, this nerd's eloquence is really good, he really quarreled, I am really not his opponent, I have grown so big, I have never lost to anyone in terms of reasoning and quarreling, but I lost to a pig......

As for Sha Wujing who got into the quicksand river, I don't really care if he can't get out, the key is that I still can't cross this quicksand river as wide as the ocean, and even if I build a vehicle that can sail away, if I am attacked by this Sha Wujing again on the way, even if I am not eaten by him, I will not escape the end of being swallowed up by the quicksand river.

Seeing that it was getting late and the sun was about to set in another hour or two, I had to beckon Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong to stay away from the quicksand river bank for the time being, and go to a relatively safe place to prepare to light a fire for the night.