Text 72 Save a bracelet and have a good plate
Listening to my instructions, Sun Wukong nodded, and shouted loudly at the place where the red-haired monster fell into just now: "Monster! My master is the person sent by the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty in the East to learn the scriptures from the West Tianling Mountain, hurry up and go ashore to see it!"
Because of the use of spells, Sun Wukong's volume has been amplified many times, which can be regarded as a deafening level, and the monster can definitely hear it even if it is a hundred meters underwater.
Sure enough, not long after Sun Wukong finished shouting, a whirlpool suddenly appeared in the middle of the originally turbulent river of the quicksand river, and with a bang, the blue-faced red-haired monster jumped ashore with a splash from the river, standing less than ten meters in front of me.
At the same time that Sha Wujing landed, Sun Monkey and Black Pig appeared in front of me at the same time, and an iron rod and a nail rake were blocked in front of me to prevent the red-haired monster from sneaking up on me.
Sun Wukong turned the golden hoop stick into the size of a pillar again, I know that only this size is the most comfortable for him to use, it seems that Sun Wukong is ready to fight with all his might.
The red-haired monster looked at me and asked, "Are you a seeker?"
I clasped my hands together and said: "Poor monk Tang Xuanzang, on the order of the king of the Tang Dynasty, under the guidance of Guanyin Bodhisattva, went to the west to seek the true scriptures. ”
You see I've identified myself, it's time for you to kneel down and kowtow.
The red-haired monster looked at me, thought for a moment, and reached out and took out a string of things from his loose robe, and the string of things he took out made me sure that this thing was Sha Wujing.
The string he took out was nine skulls strung together.
I obviously deviated from the original walking route and walked nearly three thousand miles north, but here I actually met Sha Wujing, who I had originally planned to avoid, although I don't know why he appeared in this place so coincidentally, but as long as I am sure that it is him, I believe that after knowing my identity, he will also take the initiative to join the scripture learning team with interest.
I have already identified myself, and I am waiting for this former curtain general to kowtow to me as a teacher, but I didn't expect this thing to crack his mouth and smile.
"After eating you, it's just enough for ten. ”
I'll make your grandfather's legs! I've said that I'm a scripture learner, why do you still want to eat me, can you still act according to the script! Is this thing Sha Wujing! Am I recognizing the wrong person?
I hurriedly asked, "Are you a goblin in this quicksand river?"
The red-haired monster shook his head and said, "I'm not a goblin, I'm the general of the heavenly curtain who came to the world, and now I use this river as my surname, and I call it Sha Wujing." ”
Rolling Shutter General, that's right, this product is Rolling Shutter General, and his name is clearly the Dharma name given by Guanyin Bodhisattva, why do I still want to eat me after I show my identity?
Could it be that Guanyin Bodhisattva only gave this product a name, and forgot to tell him that he had to worship me as a teacher, and forgot to tell him that he had to send me to the Western Heavens? Or did this product misunderstand the meaning of sending me to the Western Heavens?
Grandma's, going to the west and the west, sounds unlucky.
In the end, my third apprentice is Sha Wujing, but if it weren't for him, which monster did Guanyin Bodhisattva arrange to be my third apprentice?
Spider Spirit, Jade Rabbit, White Bone Spirit, Scorpion Spirit, Mouse Spirit, Fox Spirit?
Amitabha, good, good, I think about it again......
According to the previous model of Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, my apprentices should all be the former gods who were demoted to the mortal world by the heavenly court, but except for these three goods that were degraded along the way, the other monsters either went to the lower realm privately, or deliberately arranged, and no one was sent to the mortal world for sin, even if there were, I can't remember.
Hearing that he Sha Wujing claimed to be the general of the rolling shutter, Zhu Bajie laughed.
"You are the general of the rolling shutters, and it is said that you are descended into the world, even if you are really a god in the sky, now this appearance, you must have been degraded by the heavenly court to the lower realm, what else do you say about the descent to the world, you refer to the river as your surname, but this name has a net, you see that this wide river is as turbid as a soup, how can it be clean, ridiculous and ridiculous!"
When Zhu Bajie mentioned being demoted to the lower realm, it seemed that he had touched Sha Wujing's sore spot, and he stretched out his hand with his eyebrows and glared, and conjured the huge rolling pin.
Seeing Sha Wujing's weapon, Zhu Bajie, who was already cheap-mouthed, laughed mercilessly.
"You can do it as a god general, and you don't even have a decent weapon, did you rob someone's mourning stick? Or did you steal someone's rolling pin?"
That's right, you took a rolling pin and fought with my two apprentices, are you from the dark culinary world?
I clearly remember that Sha Wujing's weapon was obviously the crescent shovel, and it was precisely because his weapon was different from what I remembered that I didn't dare to confirm whether he was my future apprentice.
But now that he has admitted it himself, he is the general of the heavenly shutter, and after I have revealed my identity, he still wants to eat me, is it really not him the third apprentice that Guanyin Bodhisattva arranged for me?
Hearing Zhu Bajie sarcastically mocking his weapon, Sha Wujing laughed.
"I know that your farm tool nail rake was built for you by the Taishang Dao Ancestor when you first entered the heavenly court, and it can be regarded as an object, but you have no eyes and no beads, and you don't know my magic weapon. ”
Okay, don't be scared, the pig's head is a farming tool, you take a kitchen utensil, the monkey is a measuring tool, you two are half a pound and eight taels and no one can say anyone.
Hey, I'm wondering, tell me, all of them have been immortals in the sky, how come they can all use a tool as a weapon, and there is no official weapon?
Look at the third prince of Nezha, the fire spear, the hot wheel, and the mixed heaven Aya, all of them are weapons, are you good to pick weapons from the hardware department store in Heaven?
Wait, Sha Wujing said that he recognized Zhu Bajie's weapon, and also said that it was rewarded by the Jade Emperor when Zhu Bajie first came to heaven as an official, which shows that when Zhu Bajie first went to heaven, this Sha Wujing was already a curtain general, so that Sha Wujing became an immortal earlier than Zhu Bajie.
"Tell me what is so good about your rolling pin, whether it can make bread or bread?"
You dead pig's head can't do without a word to eat, is it time to care about what weapon he uses, whether he uses a shovel or a spoon, you should now ask why he hasn't kowtowed to his teacher.
Sun Wukong said: "Senior brother, don't ask so much at this time, this monster also has some skills, you and I need to be serious, don't let him hurt the master." ”
Listen, listen, this is the real apprentice.
"Okay! Then let me tell the old pig to understand, what kind of means does this sweeping general of the imperial guard have! Monkey, you don't need to make a move, just watch the monk and don't be eaten by others!"
Oh, I'll go, what do you mean by that! What do you mean not to be eaten by others, what's the matter, you still plan to use me as a reserve of dry food, ready to eat at any time?
Thinking about what the two of them said, Sha Wujing knew the origin of this Shangbao Qinxin rake, and Zhu Bajie also knew that this curtain general was the imperial guard, it seems that he just said that he was holding a rolling pin, but it was just Zhu Bajie's cheap mouth, deliberately angry with him.
Marshal Tianpeng and General Roller Blind, it seems that they know each other in heaven.
Think about it, they all work in the same unit, even if they are not in the same department, they can be regarded as colleagues.
In ordinary work and life, no matter how big the heavenly court is, there is no intersection between each other's business, and there is a person in which department, more or less should be a little heard.
In fact, I don't know why this Jade Emperor still needs a general who specially rolls the curtain for him, what a leader who has not slipped away, and whether the personnel organization department of your heavenly court is too casual, just rolling the curtain can be a general's title, is there a phenomenon of empty salary.
If you want to say that the emperor on the ground may be these messy little eunuchs who need to serve tea and water, turn books and study ink, and beat their backs and rub their legs, after all, he is just a mortal, no matter how he claims to be the true dragon son of the Ninety-Five, then he is just a mortal, and many things cannot be done without anyone doing it.
And you, the Jade Emperor, are different, you are a fairy, let alone open the door and roll the shutter or something, you don't have to walk, you all use flying, or even teleportation.
Is there anything in the sky that is not a good thing, does the curtain need manpower to roll, does the door need to be pushed open by hand? Even the curtains of my bay window can be opened and closed with a remote control, and the curtains of your heavenly court still need a special immortal to roll? Pull it down, I estimate that a piece of turf in the heavenly court is a magic weapon in the mortal world.
What do you want this curtain general to do, is it really used to roll the blinds, isn't the curtain in the sky inductive?
Let's talk about the curtain again, the role of the curtain is actually two, one is to shield, so that people outside can see the room at a glance, and the other is to block the wind and prevent mosquitoes and flies from coming in, I said do you still need to cover the heavens, which of the gods will not point to the supernatural powers, no matter how strict the block is, it is useless, even if you don't know clairvoyance, there must be a lot of immortals in a perspective.
Do you keep out the wind and mosquitoes and flies? Do you have fun! Will there be flies in the heavenly court? Are you still afraid of the wind when your Jade Emperor is weak or not, and do you have the problem of tears and headaches in the wind?
In fact, when I was on Earth, I thought about it, this curtain general, the Jade Emperor probably just felt that it was useless, and he had long held back the opportunity to open this person, so he took the opportunity to break a small plate and demoted him to the realm.
It's the same as the company in our real world, the leader arranged a position on a whim, and later found that this position was really useless, and the salary was higher than others, so he casually found a reason to fire this person, one can show his authority, and the other can save his face, without canceling the position he has established.
But just now Zhu Bajie said that this curtain general is the imperial guard, it seems that this Sha Wujing's job is not to help the Jade Emperor roll the blind, but the Jade Emperor's personal bodyguard.
If you want to say that the emperor's personal bodyguard on the ground, what is the sword guard of a few products in the big house, the brocade guard, the forbidden army, in fact, they are all about the same, it is to prevent the emperor from being assassinated, I estimate that this curtain general is also this role, but I don't know why I took the name of a roller blind, it sounds the same as the work done by the eunuchs, how does the Jade Emperor usually call you, small curtain?
Seeing Zhu Bajie step forward with a rake, Sha Wujing was not ambiguous, and waved his rolling pin more than two meters long to meet him.
"Tianpeng, I want to see how much strength you have as the commander of the navy, and how long you can last under my demon scepter!"
I'll just say that they all know each other in the sky, although now their appearances have changed, one of the original gods has become a black-skinned boar, and the other has become a blue-faced red-haired monster, but when they see each other's weapons and report each other's names, they all know who each other originally was.
And listening to Sha Wujing's words, he is very confident in his own strength, and he doesn't take Zhu Bajie, the former Marshal of Tianpeng, seriously at all.
You must know that if you really let go of your hand to fight, Sun Wukong actually can't beat Zhu Bajie, and if Sha Wujing's self-confidence is really fearless, then the real combat effectiveness of the members of this scripture-learning team is completely opposite to what I know.
I have always thought that the highest combat effectiveness in the foursome is our Monkey King, followed by the curtain general Sha Wujing, and finally Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Wuneng, this pig's head is responsible for being funny.
But the combat effectiveness of Zhu Bajie in my scripture-learning team is really higher than that of Sun Wukong, and this product is not funny at all, but often makes me angry half to death, Sun Wukong is still the most diligent one, but this Sha Wujing does not regard me, a scripture-learning person, as a master, just as a dish.
I don't know if Guanyin Bodhisattva has explained clearly to Sha Wujing, I, Tang Sanzang, am here to be his master, not to add a top bead to his bracelet.