02. Instant noodles are really delicious in the world
When Yang Zhe came to the living room from the kitchen with a bucket of freshly soaked instant noodles, he saw a scene that stunned him-
The fat rabbit who claimed to be an immortal rested its two paws on the edge of the bucket, and its whole head was completely drilled in, and its fat body was still writhing restlessly with the sound of "sparse noise". Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Looking at it like that, if it weren't for the fact that the bucket was too small, this product would probably have to jump into it!
"Hey! Feed! The noodles haven't been soaked yet, right? And aren't you afraid of being hot like this?! At this time, the fat rabbit has no positive image at all in Yang Zhe's mind.
"Hmm, that's a!" The fat rabbit still gave face, raised his head in his busy schedule and answered, and then buried his head in it.
Yang Zhe was stunned and put his noodles on the coffee table, and after a helpless wry smile, he sat aside and waited honestly.
About two minutes later, the sound of sparse noise in the living room suddenly stopped, and the fat rabbit reluctantly pulled his head out of the bucket.
"It's really delicious!" The fat rabbit shook his head and shook off the soup and water on the coffee table, and his words were full of infinite emotion, "Master Rabbit has not eaten such a delicious thing for a long time!" ”
"Ahem...... It's not really a good thing. Yang Zhe stretched out his hand and pushed his noodles over, "If you want to eat, you can have another bucket!" ”
"Huh?! May I?! The fat rabbit's eyes lit up instantly, "Do you still have it?!" Quick, give the rabbit a few more buckets! ”
"It's gone!" Yang Zhe spread his hands, "This was all prepared when I stayed up late last month." ”
"Forget it! I'm pretty much there, actually. Having said that, the fat rabbit's eyes were still staring directly at the bucket, and her voice was becoming less and less firm, "Although it is only half-full, it ...... You don't seem to have eaten at all. ”
I have to say that Fat Rabbit's performance immediately made Yang Zhe feel good about him!
Regardless of all identities or anything, the guy who can still consider others in the face of tempting food is not too bad after all...... Right?
So Yang Zhe smiled slightly and shook his head gently: "It's okay, you can eat!" I'm not hungry, even if I want to eat some leftovers from the fridge. ”
"Really?" Hearing this, Fat Rabbit's resistance was instantly cleared, and after seeing Yang Zhe nodding again, he hurriedly jumped in front of Instant Noodles.
It is estimated that because Yang Zhe has been staring, the fat rabbit changed his previous bandit atmosphere, but reached out his paws very gentlemanly, scooped the noodles into his mouth one by one, and then chewed and swallowed slowly.
"What's that...... Big, Daisen? Yang Zhe wanted to ask the other party some questions, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he was stuck in the title.
"You're welcome!" The fat rabbit's action of scooping noodles suddenly stopped, and an anthropomorphic smile appeared on his pointed face.
It seems that Yang Zhe's two buckets of instant noodles were not in vain and successfully won the favor of the other party.
"Actually, I have a name." The fat rabbit raised his paw and licked the noodle soup, and said proudly, "You remember, the full name of the rabbit is Baltez Zaladi Black Mountain!" This name is not qualified for anyone to know, so don't spread it! Also, if you find it troublesome, you can call me Montenegro! ”
"Montenegro?" Yang Zhe repeated it in a low voice, and an image in a certain movie appeared in an instant. As for the other party's advice not to spread the word, this matter was directly ignored.
Even if he wanted to, who would believe it?!
"It's a bit painful." Yang Zhe muttered to himself, "For Mao, I suddenly think of a certain old monster?" ”
"In fact, the name is just a code name, and Master Rabbit didn't want to use his real name." Fat Rabbit glanced at Yang Zhe lightly, and continued to focus back on the instant noodles in front of him, "As long as you like it, you can call it anything!" ”
"Huh?" Yang Zhe didn't expect the other party to be so amiable, his brain was running for a while, and a thought naturally popped up, "Why don't we take the first word each, what's the bazaar black?" ”
"Baza Black?" Fat Rabbit tilted her head and thought, "I don't care, you think it's okay, so be it!" ”
"Are you really okay?"
"Do you think I'll have any opinions?" The fat rabbit said a little inexplicably, "Also, what are you laughing at?" ”
"Huh? Am I laughing? Oh hehe, I just feel a little happy! Yang Zhe stopped snickering and put on a serious face, "By the way, let's get down to business!" So, why did you come to Earth? What's next? ”
"If I tell you I'm bored and breathable, do you believe me?" Baza Black asked rhetorically, looking up.
"I don't believe it much." Yang Zhe euphemistically expressed his opinion.
"Alright! Actually, it's a bit messy up there right now, and I'm here to avoid the limelight. Bazahei said with a mysterious face, "It is estimated that it will be a long time!" Master Rabbit is not familiar with this place, and he doesn't know what to do next? ”
As he spoke, a pair of big eyes couldn't help flashing at Yang Zhe.
"Forehead......" Seeing Bazahei's longing eyes, and then thinking that the cost of supporting the other party was indeed low, Yang Zhe couldn't help but give a positive response, "If you don't dislike it, you will be temporary-"
"I don't dislike it!" Baza Hei is really good at climbing up the pole, and before Yang Zhe finished speaking, he began to answer, "Master Rabbit said, I'm not a picky person!" Little guy, don't worry, Master Rabbit will not take advantage of you in vain, you will know in the future! ”
"Alright! You've said that, and I don't seem to have anything to add. Yang Zhe rolled his eyes, "But I have something to explain to you, I don't live alone here, I also have a companion who shares a house." ”
"Know! It's a woman, right? Bazahei actually squeezed his eyes at Yang Zhe, "You can rest assured, Master Rabbit is not interested in you human women." ”
"That's not what I'm trying to talk about!" Yang Zhe was a little crazy impulsive, "I mean, you'd better not show your noble identity in front of her, just be a beautiful man quietly, okay?!" Then again, how do you know she's a woman? ”
"The smell! The rabbit is very sensitive to smells! Baza Black sniffed and muttered softly, "Besides, aren't there women's clothes hanging on the window?" This IQ is really worrying, tsk! ”
"Hey! I hear it all! Yang Zhe didn't expect that Bazahei was actually proficient in complaining, and he was a little difficult to deal with for a while, "I said, can you eat faster?" If someone else sees a rabbit actually eating instant noodles, the ghost knows that there is a problem! Of course, if you're embarrassed to have me here, I can avoid it for a while. ”
"No, you don't! Master Rabbit just thinks that the way of eating just now is too wasteful for such a delicacy! I'm thinking about tasting it, but since you've asked for it, I'll speed it up! Bazahei said this, and his head slammed into the bucket, and the whole living room sounded again.
At this moment, there was a sudden "click" sound from the door of the rented room, which was the sound of the key being twisted.
"I'm grass! Don't eat it! Yang Zhe was shocked, and directly grabbed Bazahei's two ears and took them aside, and was about to pull the instant noodles in front of him-
With a "creak", the security door of the rental house was pushed open from the outside in!