"You're talking about the Guanghan Palace?" At this moment, Yang Zhe had seven points of awe, two points of surprise and one point of confusion on his face, "Chang'e, that Guanghan Palace?!" ”

If he were someone else and said to himself that he was an immortal from the sky or something, Yang Zhe would definitely spray the other party's face with saliva first, and then add a stupid beep or something. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

But the person in front of him is so strange that his twenty-year-old outlook on life has shown signs of collapse.

"That's it! But it has nothing to do with Chang'e! Yang Zhe was answered by a rabbit with extremely fat body and long black hair.

The fat rabbit sat upright on the sofa with a pair of thick and short pointed ears on top of it, and in an extremely anthropomorphic posture, it crossed its two small short legs.

As if stimulated by Yang Zhe's sluggish appearance, the fat rabbit reached out and rushed at him in mid-air, and said in an indignant tone: "Hey! Grandson, haven't you heard of the famous Jade Rabbit Immortal?! ”

"Uh...... I don't mean to be offended. Yang Zhe thought for a moment, and a sneering smile appeared on his face, "As far as I know, your existence has always belonged to the soy sauce party, and it really has nothing to do with the big names." Besides, you also said that the jade rabbit, shouldn't it be white? ”

"Who told you that Master Rabbit is a marginal character?!" The Jade Rabbit Immortal was immediately annoyed when he heard this, "I think back then, even the Blue Emperor personally received me!" ”

"I didn't make this up...... Myths and legends have always said this. Yang Zhe's voice couldn't help but lower.

"Fart!" The Jade Rabbit Immortal was so angry that his ears swooped and stood up, and his two red eyes flashed with a terrifying light in the dim light.

Yang Zhe remained silent with some trembling under this supreme immortal power.

was about to bite the bullet to welcome the arrival of the storm, but he didn't expect that the great immortal in front of him was in a state of collapse, and his thinking suddenly jumped to a rhythm that Yang Zhe couldn't keep up with at all:

"Hey! Do you have anything to eat here? I'm a little hungry! ”

"Oh! Yes! Some! Yang Zhe nodded hurriedly, "I'll find it for you!" ”

With that, he got up and ran to the kitchen.

Reaching out to open the refrigerator, being blown by the oncoming cold air, Yang Zhe's muddy brain finally cleared up, but it felt more and more incredible.

After work today, he rode his small electric car slowly back to the rented house.

When passing the inaccessible path on the edge of the Sand River, a black and unidentified object collided directly with a few places.

Needless to say, this product is the Jade Rabbit Immortal sitting outside at the moment!

At the moment of the car accident, Yang Zhe was a little confused - now pets are so expensive that they can casually take half a month's salary.

He immediately glanced around quickly, and when he saw that there was no one around, he planned to flee the scene quickly.

However, when he saw that it was a rabbit with a seductive figure lying on the ground, he picked it up with an instinctive and innocent desire.

After returning home, Yang Zhe threw the fat rabbit on the floor of the bathroom, followed into the kitchen and took down a kitchen knife with a cold light.

When I went back to the bathroom again, I pushed open the hidden door, and an amazing scene happened!

Yang Zhe saw the rabbit that was originally dead and couldn't die anymore, but at this moment, he was sitting on the toilet with two small short legs crossed, looking at himself coldly.

"Hey! Grandson, you have a kind of try! ”

The fat rabbit stretched out a front paw and pointed at it from afar, and his posture was very similar to that of the big brother on the road who was reprimanding his younger brother, and his expression was dumbfounded!

"I'm grass!" Yang Zhe hurriedly wiped his eyes, and after making sure that it was not his own dazzle and auditory hallucinations, he immediately put the kitchen knife in his hand in front of him.

However, mentally speaking, his behavior is completely subconsciously changing active attack to passive defense.

"Hey! Sure enough, there is a kind! The fat rabbit obviously failed to comprehend the shock and fear in Yang Zhe's heart, and suddenly took a deep breath, and his already fat body suddenly swelled into a round sphere.

"Poof!"

A white light erupted directly from the fat rabbit's mouth and slapped on the kitchen knife.

Then Yang Zhe saw that the originally black and hard kitchen knife softened at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then fell down like a piece of mud.

"Heroes spare their lives!"

Yang Zhe didn't say a word, and immediately knelt down!

Next, Fat Rabbit told Yang Zhe that he was from the moon and was a famous immortal, so the two sides had the above conversation.

"No! I can't keep following the other person's rhythm! Yang Zhe patted his face hard, and then pulled out a bottle of ice water from the refrigerator and poured it violently, "Whether it's a fairy or a monster, or simply an ordinary rabbit who can talk, at least you have to figure out why the other party is here and what are your plans next?!" ”

After rummaging through the refrigerator, except for two bottles of water and some leftovers, there were only two lettuce sticks left.

Originally, I thought that I could just pick up a rabbit to make a pot of braised rabbit meat, but I didn't expect the plot to change abruptly, and the delicious ingredients for dinner turned into guests who couldn't be offended in a blink of an eye.

In the end, Yang Zhe had to pinch a lettuce stick and return to the living room.

"I'm so sorry, that's all there is in the fridge!" Yang Zhe handed over the lettuce stick with some embarrassment.

"Huh? This is-" The fat rabbit's eyes lit up, and he grabbed the lettuce stick and bit it down, "Ah! Phew! What the hell?! It's so unpalatable! ”

It took less than a second to vomit it all.

"Why don't I go out and buy some now?" Yang Zhe asked tentatively.

"No, you don't! I'm not that picky either! The fat rabbit waved his paws, "If you can't—you really don't have anything else to eat?" He didn't seem to give up, "Even if it's leftovers!" ”

Look! As an immortal, it's enough to fall into this situation!

The beautiful and noble impression of the gods in Yang Zhe's mind began to disintegrate in an instant.

"Uh...... There were leftovers, but they were already from the night before. ”

"Forget it then!" When the fat rabbit heard this, he immediately collapsed in the sofa like a deflated ball, completely losing his previous posture, "Master Rabbit hates overnight meals the most, and I've had enough!" ”

The fat rabbit lay there in a posture of ecstasy, and Yang Zhe was not in the mood to tinker with his dinner, so he pulled out a bucket of instant noodles in the cupboard, intending to deal with it.

The boiling water was poured into the bowl, and the twisted noodles had not yet had time to unfold, but the aroma of the packets had begun to fill the living room.

"What is this?" The fat rabbit suddenly raised his head, sniffed his nose, and then his whole body suddenly jumped up as if it was loaded with a spring.

"Hey! Grandchild! You're too picky! The fat rabbits stared at the instant noodle bucket and asked Yang Zhe dissatisfiedly, "There is such a delicious thing, why did you tell me that there was no such thing?!" ”

"Huh? It's instant noodles and that's it! Yang Zhe explained with some tears and laughter, "No one wants to eat this thing until it is absolutely necessary!" Oh, by the way, this thing just smells, but it actually tastes - hey! Don't rob it! The noodles haven't been soaked yet! ”

Seeing that the fat rabbit was about to put its paws into the bucket, Yang Zhe hurriedly pushed it away: "If you really want to eat, I'll make you another bucket!" By the way, it seems that there is still a ham sausage, why don't I add it to it for you? ”

(PS: This first chapter is dedicated to my former stupid man, who loves to eat lettuce leaves, so that Lao Hei accompanied him to eat lettuce sticks for half a month, and he was simply hurt!) Newcomers and new books, please collect them or count tickets or something, thank you very much! ）