Text: 84 Say goodbye to quicksand and step on the western soil

Therefore, the weapon Demon Suppression Staff made of the Moon Palace Divine Wood as the main material is no worse than that of Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, and it is as multi-purpose as the weapons of the three of them.

Sun Wukong's Dinghai Shen Needle can be used as a measuring stick, Zhu Bajie's Shangbao Qinjin rake can be used as a farm tool to turn over the ground, Sha Wujing's demon scepter can be used as a rolling pin, and you can eat vegetarian dumplings during the New Year.

Sha Wujing sighed and said: "That day, I drank a few more cups of the peach event, and it happened that a friend asked me about the demon scepter, I had the heart to show off, so I danced a few styles in front of the Jade Emperor, but I didn't want to miss the glass bowl, the five elements of the glass jade cup belong to the soil, and my demon scepter is taken from this moon palace laurel tree, which is the spiritual root of heaven and earth, and the five elements are already earth, so one blow is broken." ”

It turned out to be bad on this rare weapon, according to Sha Wujing, if his weapon was made of metal, it might not be able to break the glass cup, the most important thing is that the material of his weapon was taken from the immortal god tree that broke through the earth after the opening of the world, so the glass cup made of the turbid gas of heaven and earth became vulnerable in front of Sha Wujing's weapon.

You see that everything is broken, and the water spilled by this married girl...... No, I mean, it's hard to collect it, it's like this anyway, how good it would be for you to honestly follow me to learn from it.

I said, "Since ......."

"Since there is nowhere to compensate him, then repair this glass cup. ”

Did you take the wrong medicine today, why do you keep interrupting Lao Tzu!

Sha Wujing smiled bitterly: "Cultivate, how to cultivate?"

Sun Wukong said: "If you want to repair it, you must first find the fragment of the glass cup." ”

Sha Wujing looked back at the quicksand river behind him and said, "The fragments of the glazed cup are in this quicksand river, a total of 40,000 pieces. ”

I'll go! 40,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00

Good guys, if you have one piece a day, you have to collect it for millions of years, and the glass cup is just a small container, broken into 400 million pieces, which is simply broken into molecular levels.

Zhu Bajie sneered: "Forty thousand pieces, it's enough for you to work for thousands of years." ”

Sha Wujing nodded and said: "That's true, for hundreds of years, I have sent the water tribe in the quicksand river to collect the fragments of the glass cup day and night, and now there are still more than 100 pieces that have not been found, but even if the fragments are found, with my mana, to repair this glass cup is like an ant regret tree." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Broken into so many pieces, it doesn't matter if there are a hundred or ten pieces, this fragment is there, but there is no way to repair it, isn't it still useless." ”

Sun Wukong said: "We don't understand this method of repair, so naturally we should ask the person who made the lamp." ”

Zhu Bajie pouted and said: "The glazed cup is made of turbidity, there is no turbidity between heaven and earth, and it is the Yuan Shi Tianzun who made the lamp, who can go to Qingweitian to see?"

Sun Wukong scratched his head and said: "My grandson can only go to the thirty-three major red heavens in these three clear heavens, and he can't go to these thirty-four heavy Yu days for more than one day, let alone these thirty-five heavy Qing Wei heavens." ”

According to Taoism, the top layer of the thirty-six heavens is called Da Luo Tian, from top to bottom, thirty-five is Qingwei Tian, Qingwei Tianyu Qingjing, which is the place where Yuqing Yuan Shi Tianzun is located. The thirty-four Shangqing Realm Yu Yutian is the territory of Yuanbao Tianzun, and the thirty-three Taiqing Realm Da Chitian is the territory of Taiqing Daode Tianzun and Taishang Laojun.

From the thirty-third heaven to the thirty-fifth heaven, these three heavens are inhabited by the three Qings of Taoism, so these three heavens are also called the three clear heavens, plus the highest layer of Da Luo Tian, these four heavens are also called the four heavens of the holy realm.

I suspect that these immortals are like living in high-rise residences, each floor has an access card or something, and you can't go up without swiping the card. Just like in my house in my previous life, our family's elevator card can only be swiped to the floor where our house lives.

Zhu Bajie said: "Since you can't ask the person who can't make the lamp, then go and ask the person who has the lamp, monkey, since you can go to the thirty-three heavens, why don't you ask the Taishang Laojun?"

Sun Wukong pointed at Sha Wujing and said: "Idiot is stupid, if that bull's nose knows how to repair the glass cup, why should he be demoted to the lower realm? ”

If you don't talk about monkey spirits, this reaction ability is fast.

Zhu Bajie said: "If you can't ask him, then ask the Buddha, doesn't the Buddha also have a glass cup." ”

Well done! You dead pig is a human being.

I hurriedly said: "Exactly, why don't you go to the west with us, and ask my Buddha for a way to repair the glass cup, if the Buddha doesn't know, you can go back to your quicksand river, and you can't delay you for many years." ”

Sha Wujing lowered his head and thought that he was thinking, but did not speak.

I continued: "Since my Tang Dynasty to your quicksand river, the poor monk has only walked for less than two years, and the poor monk has traveled 54,000 miles in less than two years, and the journey of 108,000 miles has been more than half, and the remaining road is difficult, but it can be completed in more than ten years at most, although there is only a glimmer of hope, it is better than you being at a loss here, you worship me as a teacher at this time, I will burn the book and watch, and ask the Jade Emperor to exempt you from the pain of the heavenly sword piercing your heart, and teach you to follow me west with peace of mind." ”

Sha Wujing still didn't speak, I can probably see that it is indeed a great temptation for him to be exempted from punishment, he does have a little bit of heart, but he still has no clear statement, maybe he is still unwilling to leave this quicksand river.

Sun Wukong was anxious, and took the horse to me and said: "Master, this guy is not happy, whether you want to or not, you can't say anything, don't delay with him any longer, let's just go our own." ”

It seems that my learning process is indeed different from the TV series, Sha Wujing's apprentice I have no fate to accept it, I sighed, gave Sha Wujing a light salute, turned around and got on the horse,

Sun Wukong led the horse and turned his head to Zhu Bajie and said, "Idiot, pick up the luggage, we're on our way." ”

Zhu Bajie was a little unhappy and said: "You monkey doesn't know how heavy the burden is. ”

Sun Wukong smiled: "Since I have you, I have never carried a burden, so naturally I don't know how heavy." ”

Okay, don't get cheap and sell well.

Zhu Ba pointed to the dragon horse under my ass and said, "Master's horse is so tall and fat, carrying only one person and not wasting it, this animal should carry people to carry goods, teach it to carry luggage." ”

I rub it, you dead pig's head, I haven't seen you too heavy with more than 5,000 pounds of weapons, and you are too heavy with dozens of pounds of luggage? You haven't seen you shout heavy when you were filling your burden with a pot of helmet dough cakes before, I haven't asked your senior brother to teach you a lesson these days, you have itchy skin, right, do you want me to recite the forbidden mantra a few times to seal your mana and let Sun Wukong clean you up properly.

I still want my dragon horse to carry the luggage, the previous ordinary horse pack will also be carnied, at that time it was equivalent to me just driving a small van, with some goods did not feel anything, now I am riding a dragon horse, this is equivalent to a supercar, actually ready to load my luxury car, trouble!

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "You say he is a horse! This is not an ordinary animal, he was the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Yanzhi, because he set fire to the pearl of the palace, was sued by his father to the heavenly court for disobedience, and violated the rules of heaven, thanks to Guanyin Bodhisattva who saved his life, waited for the master for a long time in the eagle sorrowful steep stream, and fortunately the Bodhisattva came in person, retreated the scales and horns, picked the beads, and then became this horse, and the master went to the west to worship the Buddha. This is the work of each man, and you should not compare it with him. ”

Zhu Bajie looked at the dragon horse under my crotch, and asked suspiciously, "You said this is a dragon?"

What's the matter, don't believe it? Don't look ordinary, it's a genuine high-end match inside.

I said to Zhu Bajie: "This dragon horse is indeed the third prince of the jade dragon of the West Sea, and the white horse before the division was given by the king of Tang. ”

Zhu Bajie obviously still didn't believe it, and said, "Monkey, is it really a dragon?"

Sun Wukong nodded and said, "It's a dragon, and my grandson has also fought with him." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Brother, I can smell that the dragon can spray clouds and mist, sow soil and sand, have the means to pull mountains and push mountains, and have the magic power of turning rivers and stirring up the sea, why is he walking so slowly today?"

You don't sprinkle around, how fast the car can run, don't you have to see how deep the driver steps on the accelerator, I don't let him run fast, he can't get up fast if he wants to, although there is no speed limit on the road to learn from the experience, but you master who adheres to safety first and I will definitely not exceed seventy yards, although it is very slow, but it is very stable.

Sun Wukong smiled: "If you want him to go quickly, I will tell him to go quickly and show you." ”

After speaking, Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and conjured his golden hoop stick, and he didn't know what spell Sun Wukong used, at this time, the golden hoop stick in his hand flashed brightly, and the dance was whirring, don't say it, it's quite imposing.

But what are you going to do this monkey, are you going to beat my Ryoma? It's not a BMW, but don't touch me, you can't afford to pay for the paint off the front of the car.

I know that Monkey King sometimes likes to mess around like a child, but he will never really mess around.

But the unfortunate Ryoma saw Sun Wukong raise the shining golden hoop stick, thinking that Sun Wukong was really going to hit him, so panicked that he spread the girl and ran out.

Good guy, if it weren't for my recent riding skills, I would have been absolutely thrown off the horse by him this time, and the acceleration from zero to 100 was definitely less than ten seconds, and I couldn't hold the reins even harder, so I had to let Ryoma run recklessly, and I also experienced the feeling of racing after this supercar was at high speed for the first time.

Ryoma ran for at least seventy or eighty kilometers before he slowed down tiredly, although there were no people around, but it was also a flat river, the surrounding environment was clear at a glance, and I was not worried about jumping out of a fierce beast or monster or something, so I walked slowly on the path.

Looking at the sun gradually sinking into the western mountain, I couldn't help but think in my heart, the place where the sun sets, is it the spiritual mountain I want to go to?

The Liusha River is the dividing line that divides the two continents, and after the Liusha River is the West Niuhe Continent, I have set foot on the land of the West Heaven that I have been thinking about day and night for more than 20 years, and I have already traveled half of the way to learn from the scriptures.

Although I have completed half of the way, I know how difficult the rest of the road is, how many hardships have been laid out in front of me to eat, not to mention that I have not succeeded in subduing Sha Wujing as my apprentice, and the difficulty of learning the scriptures will obviously increase.

The sunset is infinitely good, but it's just nearly dusk, and I'm not in the mood to sigh now, just to think rationally about where I'm going to spend the night tonight.

Ryoma just let go of himself to the fullest, and my butt hurt on the horse, so I got off the horse and led the horse slowly forward, waiting for my two monster apprentices to catch up.

I had only been walking for less than two minutes, and a thin figure flew over my head and landed gently in front of me.

Sun Wukong took the reins from my hand, led the horse and walked beside me and said, "Hehe, didn't Master fall off the horse?"

I feigned anger and said, "You monkey, you have frightened the horse, if it weren't for the master's good riding skills, you would have fallen half to death a long time ago." ”

I looked back, but I didn't see Zhu Bajie, so I asked, "Why are you alone?"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Master, don't scold me, that nerd is not as fast as my legs and feet, and he will follow after a while, let's walk slowly and wait for him." ”

I nodded and continued to walk forward, that is, in dozens of seconds, a gust of wind sounded behind me, and Zhu Bajie also followed, but when I saw Zhu Bajie, my heart chuckled.

"Bajie! Where's the luggage! How did you come empty-handed?"

I'll go! You pig's head! In the suitcase, there are brocade robes, nine-ring tin staff, customs clearance papers, and most importantly, a golden hoop! That is Lao Tzu's last fortune! Don't say that you will throw it away if you are too heavy! If you really throw it away, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you.

Zhu Bajie said: "Master, why dismount, get on the horse and go quickly to find a place to spend the night." ”

Have a hairy night! Where's the luggage! You go back to find it for me!

At this moment, a tall figure flew to me in the blink of an eye, and the person who flew in also flew up to me with a load on his shoulders, and two suitcases hanging waddly on both ends of the flat shoulder.

Seeing the red hair of the man flying in the wind, I smiled and rolled over on my horse.

"Apprentices, let's go. ”