"Sha Wujing, or don't go to the West with me, just stay in this quicksand river!"

I'm really angry, don't want it, I really want to slap myself hard with a big mouth, how can I think of taking Sha Wujing as an apprentice.

"Master, I'm ......"

"Don't call me Master! You are my Master! I thank you!"

I don't dare to be your master, you are the master, your whole family is the master!

Sun Wukong smiled and brought the purple gold bowl to me, and said: "Master drink saliva to dissipate his anger, Senior Brother Sha is also unintentional, he has lived in the quicksand river for a long time, and he doesn't know what is going on in this world, and he is not to blame." ”

I took the bowl and drank two large sips of water, I pointed to the suitcase and said, "Tell me, what do you think, why did you so readily promise those ghosts and immortals to give them a method of immortality?"

Sha Wujing said solemnly: "I don't know how many thousands of miles up and down the quicksand river, it is not easy to find the more than 100 pieces of glass jar fragments within a few days with the power of the water tribe. ”

Help? Is that helping? That's called blackmail! Naked extortion!

I rubbed it and stood up, "If it's an ordinary reward, they want ordinary things, how do you give them?"

Sha Wujing turned his face away and said, "In short, now that the fragments are gathered, the apprentice will find a way." ”

And Nima dares to turn his face and ignore me!

Two months ago, I successfully crossed the quicksand river with the help of Hui'an walker Muzha, and then persuaded the stubborn Sha Wujing to go west with us, but after walking only three or four hundred miles, this goods will have to return to the quicksand river, saying that there are only more than 100 pieces of glass fragments missing, and it is a pity not to find them.

I thought it was the same, 400 million pieces are only more than 100 pieces, and it's a pity not to find it, I thought to myself that there were more than 100 pieces, and it wouldn't take much time, his 3999900009 can be found, and this more than 100 pieces is a matter of a few days.

The road to learn the scriptures is 108,000 miles, and I haven't walked a single step back in front of 54,000 miles, and this first time I turned back was for Sha Wujing.

As a result, this search is two months, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing have gone into the water, the dragon king of the quicksand river has long been unknown where he died, these shrimp soldiers and fish generals have no opinions, they were afraid of Sha Wujing, and they didn't dare to be disobedient, and my two apprentices honestly continued to look for them as soon as they got out of the water.

But two months later, not a single fragment has been found, and I suspect that it has been washed into the sea by the quicksand river.

I'm waiting here every day, waiting, this quicksand river is not a good place, and there is no scenery, I wait by this quicksand river all day long, it really feels like sitting and waiting for death.

The day before yesterday, I remember very clearly, the afternoon before yesterday, a few ghosts and fairies suddenly came to see with some dry food and bread, and it was the river god of the quicksand river and the land god on both banks, they took the initiative to find Sha Wujing and said that they were willing to help find the fragments of the glass jar.

I said in my heart that this group of little immortals can, and I know how to take the initiative to help, I thought that they took the initiative to help because of the face of my Tang monks, but I didn't expect this group of little bastards to hold back.

At first, this group of little immortals was quite polite, saying that they were willing to help, but after finding it, there were other things to ask us for help, Sha Wujing didn't ask anything, and directly promised that as long as he could find the fragments, everything would be easy to say, and he didn't know which tendon he was pumping in his brain at that time, so he swore directly to the sky.

The matter of swearing, we mortals say that it is nothing, but their gods, Buddhas and demons are different, as long as they make an oath, they must do it, otherwise this damnation is not a joke.

Got Sha Wujing's oath, these ghosts and fairies smiled and left, the next morning, these guys came again, this time not empty-handed, the river god who took the lead brought a small dish the size of only a Oreo biscuit, there seemed to be a thin layer of dust in the saucer, but this dust was glowing.

Although I had never seen what the glass jar looked like, I guessed it, and when I asked, I realized that these few shining things the size of the tip of a needle were actually the fragments of all one hundred and eight glass jars left.

In just one night, these ghosts and immortals found all the remaining fragments? How could it be? These fragments must have been found by them a long time ago, and they only now came out to exchange their hands with us.

Hehe, immortals, this is a fairy, how much consciousness do I have when I am an immortal, and I am so cunning like this, I am so disappointed.

Sha Wujing, Sha Wujing, thank God for meeting me, if I hadn't come here, you wouldn't have been able to find these 400 million fragments even if you found death.

Seeing the remaining fragments, Sha Wujing's excited hands began to tremble, and I said in my heart that you have to hold me steady, in case you shake it off again, it will be difficult to find.

Seeing that Sha Wujing had collected the fragments, this group of ghosts and immortals knelt on the ground with a brush, and the river god who took the lead silenced the four of us masters and apprentices with a few words.

They said that because the curtain general was relegated to the quicksand river, Sha Wujing had done evil here for thousands of years, causing the qi veins here to be cut off, and their lives were maintained by this qi veins, and now that the qi veins are gone, they will not live long, what they want is a way to continue their lives, that is, to seek longevity.

Immortality! You actually want the immortality that the gods, Buddhas, and demons in the heavens and the earth are pursuing, you want to go crazy!

Yes, my three apprentices have lived long enough, and it is impossible for you to say that they will not live forever, but their immortality can be taught to others so easily.

Sun Wukong's immortality is obtained from the Heavenly Palace, don't talk about the Heavenly Palace, you little things can't even enter the Heavenly Gate when you go to the sky, so don't make trouble.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing's immortality is obtained from being officials in the sky for thousands of years, and I don't know how much they have eaten for thousands of years of good things to prolong their lives, although their lifespan is definitely not as good as Sun Wukong, but it is definitely more than this group of ghosts and immortals who are as many as cows on the ground.

In addition to the immortality method obtained in the sky, my apprentices also have a means of increasing life on the earth, that is, cannibalism, although the effect of eating people to increase longevity cannot be compared with those heavenly treasures, but at least it is better than nothing.

But ghosts and immortals can't eat people, they are not monsters, eating people will not only lose their current position, but also suffer from God's curse, and in the end, if they don't increase their longevity, they will be killed.

Then this Sha Wujing did something that made me want to hammer him to death, and after thinking about it carefully, he actually said to those ghosts and immortals that he had also had the experience of increasing his life span for 3,000 years in the quicksand river, because he had eaten something different, that is, learning from the scriptures.

The string of skeletons that once hung under Sha Wujing's neck came from the nine people who learned the scriptures, and the lifespan of these 3,000 years was obtained because of eating the people who learned the scriptures.

After Sha Wujing said this, the eyes of those ghosts and immortals looked at me obviously different, and those eyes were obviously full of appetite. Just an ordinary person who learns the scriptures can increase his life span by more than 300 years, so the curative effect of my reincarnated holy monk in the tenth life is obviously better.

I finally know why I walked so far in front of me and there was no monster who said that I would live forever after eating it, and the miraculous effect of this Tang monk meat is that Sha Wujing is here to promote it for me, I really want Sun Wukong to kill these ghosts and immortals to prevent future troubles.

The ghosts and immortals were not stupid, and immediately said that they would never dare to touch the scriptures, and the method Sha Wujing said could not be regarded as fulfilling their vows, and they would come again tomorrow to ask for a meeting.

Yesterday I said that I would come back tomorrow, that's today, you say, what should I do when people come, this is not a joke to break the oath.

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Master, this matter will be handed over to my grandson, when I made friends in the sky, I will go to my old friends to find a few elixirs to prolong my life." ”

Sha Wujing asked with some surprise, "Senior brother, can you still enter and exit the Heavenly Court?"

Sun Wukong said: "Which of the gods in the sky doesn't give my grandson some face, but if there is no big thing, I will not be able to trespass into the heavenly court, after all, I caused such a disaster back then, and I have no face to go back." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "If you don't enter the heavenly court, how can you go to Lao Jun to ask for the longevity elixir." ”

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Where are those few ghosts and immortals who are not in the stream worthy of eating Lao Jun's elixir, and if you don't enter the heavenly court, my grandson can also find some elixir elsewhere, and the two of you are here to protect the master." ”

After speaking, Sun Wukong turned around and helped me sit on the stump on the side, and said: "Master sit for a while, I have been waiting for two months, not missing this day and half a day, and when the apprentice finds some pills and sends those few little hairy gods away, the apprentice will go." ”

I nodded, "Go and get back quickly." ”

Sun Wukong didn't know where to fly with a somersault cloud, I looked at Sha Wujing and said, "Wujing." ”

Sha Wujing walked up to me, "What does Master command?" ”

"The fragments of your glass cup have now been gathered, can you take a look with me? ”

Sha Wujing was neat, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he conjured a crystal plate from his chest, and there was a pile of powders like white sugar on the plate that was shining slightly.

I held my breath and looked closer to see the shattered fragments of the glass cup, and I said in my heart, Sha Wujing, did you use your rolling pin to twist the pieces into powder after breaking the glass cup, how did you break it so finely.

I waved my hand and motioned for Sha Wujing to put away the crystal plate, if he didn't put it away, I would be out of breath, in case I accidentally blew a few pieces out of his breath, I couldn't afford it.

As if by magic, Sha Wujing put the crystal disc on his chest and disappeared.

I asked curiously, "Wujing, where did you put this crystal plate?"

"In the heart of my heart. ”

I remember that Zhu Bajie once told me that his nail rake was also kept in his heart.

I asked, "How do you store things in this mind?" ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Master, you don't know, like me and other high-grade male gods, after entering the heavenly court, you can go to the Emperor of Donghua to learn the spell of building the heart mansion, and after learning this spell, you can open up the palace city in your heart." ”

Sha Wujing nodded and said: "That's right, the cultivation of individual talents is different, and the size of the heart mansion built is also different, and the apprentice's heart mansion is only less than a square foot. ”

Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "Then I'm still stronger than you, the old pig's heart is more than three feet." ”

I said, "I don't know how big Wukong's heart is." ”

Zhu Bajie waved his hand when he heard this: "That monkey is a small official in the sky, although the Jade Emperor gave him the Great Holy Mansion of a first-class heavenly official, but he did not give him the reward of a first-grade heavenly official, and he had no chance to go to the Donghua Emperor to learn this spell of building the heart mansion." ”

I nodded, and that's what I said, if Sun Wukong really knows how to open up storage space in his own body, there is no need to turn the golden hoop stick into an embroidery needle and stuff it into his ears and eyes, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, is indeed not worthy of his name.

I said to Sha Wujing: "Wujing, you have to keep the fragments of this glass jar alive, and you must not lose a piece, and we can't go back half a step back when we go to the west sky." ”

Sha Wujing knelt on the ground and kowtowed to me, saying, "If I hadn't met Master, I don't know what year and month I would have been able to gather these glass fragments." ”

I nodded and said, "Now that you have a matter on your mind, you can go to the west with me to meet the Buddha and ask for a way to repair the glass cup." ”

I looked at Zhu Bajie and said, "Bajie, take the knife over, and shave your hair for Wujing." ”

After taking the razor, I looked at Sha Wujing, who was kneeling in front of me, and said, "Wujing, today I shaved for you, which is considered to be the official acceptance of your apprentice, and on the way to the west, I hope you can do your best to help me reach Lingshan as soon as possible." ”

Sha Wujing folded his hands and bowed to me again, then closed his eyes and knelt down speechless.

Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong usually cut each other's hair, because these two goods are half-orcs, their bodies are full of hair, and it is really ugly to shave their bald heads, so I taught them to use scissors to give each of them a round haircut.

Although Sha Wujing is a blue-faced and red-haired big-mouthed monster, he is in human form, so I directly shaved his head, but I didn't move his red beard, because I remember that Sha Wujing has a beard in all film and television works.

Looking at the bald monster with blue skin all over his body in front of me, I said in my heart that if you add another tail, you will be an avatar.

"Get up, Bajie, take one of your clothes and give it to Wujing, the monk is not in the right color, and he will replace this yellow goose with him. ”

Zhu Bajie took out a blue-gray long shirt from the suitcase and gave it to Sha Wujing, although Zhu Bajie was not as tall as Sha Wujing, but fortunately, his clothes were very fat, and the original long shirt was worn on Sha Wujing's body and became a mid-length model.

After Sha Wujing shaved his head and changed his clothes, you don't have to say it, you really feel like a monk.

Zhu Bajie smiled: "Okay, well, you really have the family style of a great monk after shaving your head, I will call you Monk Sha in the future!"

I'll go, you pig's head actually robbed me of the opportunity to name my apprentice.

The name of the Monkey King Walker was given by himself, but I gave the eight precepts of Zhu Wuneng, and the name of the last apprentice, Sha Wujing, was actually given by this pig's head.

I took the clothes that Sha Wujing had changed, and was about to wash and put them away for backup, so I heard Zhu Bajie say something behind me.

"Well, after wearing it, I really have a monk's demeanor. ”

This nerd will mess around, what to wear to increase ......

I'll rub it! Zhu Bajie! Your uncle's!

This damn pig's head actually put my last magic hoop, that inconspicuous-looking iron ruler, on Sha Wujing!