Hey, why do you think I have such a tall figure of 1.7 meters, if I only have 1.2 meters like Sun Wukong, I wouldn't be suffocated like this in this box.

The brocade robe looks good on the body, but now the rare treasures sitting under the ass are uncomfortable, and the acupressure board in the running man has an effect!

I twisted my neck and tilted my head, put my mouth on the keyhole and greedily inhaled the cool air outside the keyhole, although this is a cave where monsters live, but there is a faint smell of sandalwood, this place where cultural people live is different.

Although the mouth can breathe the air outside the keyhole, but this lock is an iron guy, my mouth is cold and cold, and half of my face is out of temperature in a few minutes, although spring will start in two days, but it is still winter!

My baby monkey throat, my Monkey King, whether you finished the fight or not, don't care if he is a person of Guanyin Bodhisattva, I don't expect to be able to accept Xiong Zhenjing as your junior brother, you grab a stick and beat him to death, come and save me, if you nest in the box like this, I will either die of exhaustion or suffocation.

Sun Wukong's three life-saving hairs are all on me, the first is the stealth hair, it took three hours to go, the second is the transformation hair, turned into a little elf, less than fifty minutes gone, it stands to reason that I have a third one on my body, but no matter what I think in my heart, I can't become an elf or stealth again, and the other things become bigger and greener, what mechanical armor, what spray spider silk, what fists grow three knives, anyway, I think it's enough for the cow's moves, but the body has not changed at all.

Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, is your life-saving hair missing, you have to reissue it! Or I'll give you a bad review!

Wukong, Wukong, you guys have to fight outside for almost three hours, why haven't you finished the fight yet, why are you two so good in physical strength!

Just when my neck hurt and I was about to die, I heard Xiong Shanjun's voice.

"That Sun Xing is too rude! Not to be down, but to attack his crotch!"

Xiong Shanjun, this is your mistake, Sun Wukong is a monkey, since he is a monkey, can he not steal peaches.

At the beginning, Sun Wukong also made a move to the Jade Emperor to steal peaches, and later sentenced him to 500 years in prison.

"King, Sun Xingzhi is not the king's opponent, and he won't go back to ask Tang Seng to come and ask for it, how can we return the robe to them. ”

"Hmmm......"

There was a gentle slapping sound from the box, and it seemed that Xiong Shanjun had come to the front and was gently patting the box with his hand.

After pondering for a while, Xiong Shanjun said: "It's really not good, I'll go to Luojia Mountain tomorrow to ask for instructions." ”

I'll go! You still want to invite Guanyin Bodhisattva, you're going to die! When the Bodhisattva comes, I'm going to put a hoop on you, do you know? That hoop is kept by Lao Tzu for later use! How can it be wasted on you!

"How long will it take for the King's Soaring Cloud Method to travel to Luojia Mountain?"

"One goes and one returns, about seven days. ”

Seven days? Don't go seven days, I'll die in the box in one day! You don't have to take me out of the box and dig a hole and bury me in seven days.

"Then will Sun Xingshi wait for seven days? If the king is not here, he will not destroy our Batu Cave Mansion! The last time he entered the mansion, I didn't know at all!"

That's it, Xiong Shanjun, you shrink you and don't sprinkle around, you are not as smart as the little demon around you, even if I am not trapped in this box, I can't really wait for seven days for a robe that I don't wear at all, besides, you fly so slowly, it takes seven days to come and go, and Sun Wukong has to turn your Batu Cave into a morgue.

"If I knew this, wouldn't it be better if I didn't take that robe and plundered the Tang monk directly. ”

Oh, it's right to reflect on not taking a robe, but you are so bold, you still want to catch me, you can catch me and try it! I am the person chosen by Guanyin Bodhisattva to learn from the scriptures, do you dare!

However, you don't have to arrest me now, I've already delivered it to the door myself, and I still took the initiative to put myself in the box, this service is enough.

My posture in the box is particularly awkward, plus I have been tilting my head just now, this will listen to the conversation between the two monsters outside the box, I don't know where the courage in my heart actually has a feeling of unconvinced, the body involuntarily moved, this movement is bad, I am still sitting under the brocade robe, the treasures are extremely hard, piercing my ass hurts, I can't help but sigh.

This sound is not big or small, just enough for Xiong Shanjun in front of the box to hear.

Xiong Shan-kun outside the box was obviously taken aback.

"Who's hiding in the box? Could it be you Bi Ma Wen again!"

It's not Bi Ma Wen, it's Bi Ma Wen's master, I can't dodge, it's better to come out of the box first, in case Xiong Shanjun directly gives the box such a shot, the Buddha can arrange for me to reincarnate again.

I opened my mouth and said outside: "Xiong Shanjun, don't panic, you and I have also had a relationship, why don't you let the poor monk come out to speak." ”

There was a sound of the key unlocking, the box was opened, I crawled out of the box with a frown, I was uncomfortable, I rubbed my ass with one hand, pinched my neck with the other, and my face was as tired as if I had just finished a day's farm work.

The little demon picked up the big knife and shouted, "Who are you?"

Xiong Shanjun also looked at me carefully with a wary face, and suddenly, the original vigilance turned into an accident in an instant, and then he reached out and pressed the little demon's big knife, and said, "It's you!"

Sure enough, Xiong Shanjun still recognizes me.

I bowed lightly and said, "Amitabha, I haven't seen you for many days, is Xiong Shanjun okay?"

Xiong Shanjun hurriedly returned the salute and said, "Okay, I don't know how the elder suddenly visited?"

Look at people, how polite they are, this is like a monster, my monkey is compared with other people's bear children, alas, it's too far behind.

I smiled wryly and shook my head, "It's hard to put it into words......"

Xiong Shanjun stretched out his hand and said, "Elder, sit, please sit, please take a seat." ”

Turning his face and commanding the little demon: "Tea, tea, fragrant tea!"

I'll go, why are you still playing Su Shi's jokes, do you know this infringement, in other words, is there Su Shi in this Shenzhou world of Journey to the West?

After sitting down and drinking tea, Xiong Shanjun said: "It's getting late, the elder will fast in the Batu Cave of Xiong Zhen." ”

I'm in someone's territory now, people don't treat me as dinner, and politely greet me for dinner, what else can I say, the guest is as good as the host, as long as you don't eat me, everything is easy to discuss.

Originally, I thought that a few pots of human flesh and something would be served, just like General Yin of Shuangchaling at that time, but the little demon sent them were all vegetarian food.

To be honest, I'm really a little hungry now, a few simple polite words, I moved the chopsticks to eat, don't you say, the cooking skills of this cooking are really good, although everything is vegetarian, every dish is very particular, it makes people salivate when they look at it, and it is fragrant and fragrant in the mouth to the mouth.

After dinner, Xiong Shanjun called the little demon to serve a plate of desserts after dinner, it seems that even if he becomes a spirit, the bear is still a bear in the end, and he still likes to eat sweets by nature.

I didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Xiong Shanjun's gourd, and he didn't ask me why I was here, nor did he mention the brocade robe, and after eating the dessert, Xiong Shanjun cleaned up a clean small room and let me live in.

"It's not early, please rest early, Xiong Zhen will come back tomorrow to greet the elder." ”

Well, let's get past tonight.

Although the room is not large, it can be seen that it has been carefully arranged, a wooden bed, a small table, and two drum stools are made of local pine and cypress wood, and you can faintly smell the smell of pine resin.

A low cabinet was at the foot of the bed, and although it was not locked, I was not interested in knowing what was inside.

The room is a cave according to the situation, although there is no window, but there is a decorative painting of "horns hanging books" on the wall, I want to come to Xiong Shanjun to motivate himself, learn Li Mi in this painting to study diligently.

On the small table in front of the bed, there was a pot of freshly brewed hot tea, and the heat slowly bubbling from the spout brought out a faint fragrance.

Even though it's in the monster's cave, a completely unfamiliar environment, I don't know if it's because I'm too tired from tossing before, and after drinking two cups of tea, I fell asleep not long after I lay down, and I didn't have a dream all night.

The next morning, I was awakened by the aroma of food, and before I got up, Xiong Shanjun had already personally brought a bowl of eight-treasure lotus seed porridge and waited at the door.

Alas, looking at the hospitality, it's a pity that such a good monster can't be accepted as an apprentice.

Speaking of apprentices, I don't know where my baby monkey went, so why did he leave me alone in this monster cave overnight.

After breakfast, Xiong Shanjun and I sat in the room and chatted.

"I wonder what the elders are here to do in my cave?"

I looked at Xiong Shanjun, "The poor monk lost a Buddha robe on the night of the fire, and the poor monk saw something familiar in the box yesterday." ”

When Xiong Shanjun heard my words, he immediately looked embarrassed and said, "This ...... This is a misunderstanding, that night I saw the Zen courtyard fire, I wanted to go to fight the fire, occasionally saw the Jinchi elder meditation room in the glow, into the door to see no one in the room, the case on the brocade robe, Xiao Sheng was afraid that the robe was burned by the fire, so he kept it. ”

Keep your sister! There is no one in the room, if there is really no one, how do you know that this robe is called Jinhui? You admit it after taking something, why don't you dare to admit that Jinchi is dead?

There is usually only one truth, and the murderer is you!

I sighed, picked up the teacup and said, "Amitabha, the old master was already dead when the fire started that night. ”

"What!"

Xiong Shanjun suddenly exclaimed, I was so frightened that I almost squirted out the tea I had just drunk in my mouth, what a thing, I was shocked!

However, judging from Xiong Shanjun's reaction, it seemed that he really didn't know that Elder Jin Chi was dead.

"This, this, this!"

Three times in a row, Xiong Shanjun said in disbelief: "When I left last night, Elder Jinchi was still fine, how did he pass away?"

Look at it, you see, say bald, just now I said that there was no one in the meditation room, and now it's different from just now.

"Elder Jin Chi died a tragic death, his eyes were blind, as if someone had taken something from him, and his arm was also stretched out to the door, and the poor monk guessed that perhaps he died in a hurry because he lost the poor monk's brocade robe. ”

Xiong Shanjun slapped his thigh hard and regretted: "Oh! If I knew that Elder Jin Chi cared so much about this brocade robe, I wouldn't have taken it!

There is no regret medicine in the world, it is difficult to buy money and I knew it earlier, if I had known that I would become a Tang monk to get the true scriptures, I would have read the original book of Journey to the West several times, but unfortunately now I haven't watched TV for more than 20 years, and I don't really remember the TV series of Journey to the West, and I will remember that there is a bottomless pit and a daughter country for the tribulations to be experienced later.

I smiled and said: "Shanjun doesn't have to feel guilty, the poor monk just guessed, the old master is old, and it is not strange when he will die, but this brocade robe, if Shanjun likes it, I will send it to Shanjun, I don't know what Shanjun wants?"