Text: 36 Taoist priests congratulate him on his birthday and send the elixir

Seeing that I was so generous, Xiong Shanjun was embarrassed, and he said: "A gentleman doesn't take away people's love, how can I take such a valuable thing." ”

I shook my head slightly: "A monk has nothing to do with things outside his body, and my scarlet robe can also mark the solemnity of my Buddhist family." ”

Xiong Shanjun got up and saluted me, and said: "I'm ashamed, it's Xiong Zhen's cultivation is insufficient, and he is still greedy for this thing outside his body, the elder is really a virtuous monk, and he is very ashamed in his later life. ”

You said that you are two meters and three big men, let alone have a few hundred or thousands of years old, why do you always like to call yourself late, although I had a lifespan of eighteen years in my previous life, but now it is only forty years together, if you want to say that you are late, I should say it.

Since you're embarrassed to ask for it, then just give it back to me, and I have to go back to the Guanyin Monastery for dinner.

I stood up and said, "It's rare that the mountain king has this understanding, since this is the case, I will take back the robe, say goodbye, and go west to Lingshan as soon as possible." ”

Xiong Shanjun stood up suddenly, and said hurriedly: "Wait!"

Sitting one foot taller than me, standing up directly more than half a meter taller than me, looking up at Xiong Shanjun, not only did I not have any timidity in my heart, but there was a trace of anger.

What do you mean, I said how to change the hexagram for me, I have said it, if you like it, we will send you the brocade robe, I have said it, you are embarrassed to ask for it, now I want to take back the robe, you don't want to give, you want to give a happy word, I am really anxious to go back, in case Guanyin Bodhisattva comes, I may have to be pitted with one of the three hoops that I finally begged.

Seriously, I know that we don't have the fate of master and apprentice, my second disciple is a pig, not a bear, and I really don't want to waste the hoop on you.

"The poor monk just said, if the Jinhui robe mountain king is fond, although he stays, the poor monk will never ask for it, as for the poor monk's bad disciple Sun Wukong, I will tell him not to come to harass him anymore, he has been disturbed for a night, the poor monk is inconvenient to live for a long time, and I want to go back earlier. ”

Brother Xiong, whether to give this robe or not, let's hurry up.

Xiong Shanjun said with a sincere face: "Xiong Zhen is rude, dare to ask the elder to stay for a few more days, and Xiong Zhending will personally send the elder back." ”

What's the situation, look at what this means, what Xiong Shanjun wants to leave behind is not a brocade robe, but to leave me behind, what's the matter, do you want to eat Tang monk meat? I regret not eating it in Shuangjialing at that time? Come on, do you dare, I'll borrow you two guts!

I don't know about other monsters, I have already figured out the little ninety-nine in your Xiong Zhen's heart, don't you just want to go to Guanyin Bodhisattva's house to work, isn't it just that you were instructed by Guanyin Bodhisattva to increase my tribulation, you also stole the robe, and I also took the initiative to send it to the door to put it in your box, I was almost burned to death last night, what else, isn't this an ordeal, it was originally a formality, it means it, don't be so serious?

Thinking in my heart, I said a little impatiently: "Xiong Shanjun, the poor monk was instructed by Guanyin Bodhisattva to go to the west to seek scriptures, and the road is far away and I really dare not delay, and I hope that Shanjun will make it convenient." ”

Xiong Shanjun solemnly bowed to me and bowed deeply, "Elder, please stay one more day!

The clay figure still has three points of anger, and Lao Tzu also has the anger of a monk!

I was displeased: "What if the poor monk has to go?"

When Xiong Shanjun heard this, he took a deep breath, and said slowly for a long time: "Then don't blame Xiong for being rude!"

Do you really dare to be rude?

I know that you have always had a dream in your heart, that is, to work under the Guanyin Bodhisattva and enjoy the benefits of the official staff of Buddhism, but the dream is to be realized by your own efforts, please don't let your dream affect Lao Tzu's personal property! Those three hoops are what Lao Tzu wants to come by virtue of his ability, why should they be used on your dog's head, no, it's a bear's head!

Also, don't pretend in front of me, who will show it, we are both in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and my weight is much heavier than yours!

How can we say that it is also the reincarnation of the honorary golden cicada X, and you dare to compare with me even if you are a dog bear in a mountain? Don't look at your bear-like! Let's hurry up and find your brother Xiong Er to find a bald head to play with! Pretend to be ruthless in front of me, I'm afraid of you being six!

I crossed my waist with one hand and pointed at Xiong Shanjun with the other and said, "Xiong Zhen, don't be ignorant of lifting! I don't know about others, but I know your thoughts, it's just a small mountain god job, why bother to flatter and behave so hard?"

Xiong Shanjun looked at me in surprise, "How do you know about this?"

Hmph, you wouldn't have thought that I was someone who had watched the Journey to the West TV series!

I raised my chin proudly slightly, and said: "Although Guanyin Bodhisattva has enlightened you, it is only a one-sided relationship, I am the second disciple of the world-honored Rulai, Jin Chanzi Linfan! Guanyin Bodhisattva personally went to the Tang Dynasty to invite the scriptures, the sworn royal brother of the Tang Dynasty Emperor, even the Jade Emperor in the sky knew that I learned the scriptures, and he also appointed dozens of heavenly gods to accompany me, and even the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then was just one of my envoy apprentices!"

Although these words are a bit exaggerated, they are all facts, after all, we are monks, and we don't talk nonsense.

Listening to my words, Xiong Shanjun was silent, I guess he was also struggling in his heart whether to let me go, let me go, he was afraid that I really didn't want to go west directly with a brocade robe, so that he would not complete the task of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he might lose the opportunity to Luojia Mountain.

Don't let me go, my identity is indeed a bit complicated, and it's not something he can move casually, I'm not an ordinary monk he crunched and ate dinner in General Yin's cave at that time.

I continued to exert pressure and said: "Before, in the cave of General Yin of Shuangcha Ling, I don't know whether the mountain monarch intended to rescue or unintentionally, the poor monk did not become a meal on the plate that day, and I have always been grateful to the mountain monarch in my heart, and today the poor monk also advises you not to do stupid things, be careful to break the fate of Shamen!"

Xiong Shanjun said with a gloomy face: "What the elder said is threatening Xiong Zhen?"

I stood with my hands behind my back, "Yes and no." ”

Xiong Shanjun sneered, "The elder came to my Batu Cave to ask for a robe, Xiong Zhen respects the elder as a guest, and it is not inappropriate to treat the elder well, just ask the elder to rest for a while, and he will definitely send the elder on the road later, where is there a place to collide with the elder, should be coerced by this?"

If you're still not convinced, it seems that I still have to say something harsh.

I smiled, paced a few steps, and said, "If I tell the Bodhisattva that you are still living and eating people, do you think that the position of the mountain god of Luojia Mountain will still let you do it?"

"Whew!"

Xiong Shanjun's sudden outburst of anger frightened my neck and shrunk, I'll go, did I say a little too much, it had the opposite effect.

"Elder's words are a bit deceitful, too much!"

After saying this, Xiong Shanjun's body began to tremble, and with the low roar, Xiong Shanjun's body also changed, and his height, which was already more than two meters, continued to grow, and at this time it seemed to be close to three meters!

Kumayama-kun's upper clothes also exploded with the expansion of his body, and this scene suddenly reminded me of Kenshiro in the Hokuto God Fist who would burst his clothes every time he fought.

A layer of black hair grew on Xiong Shanjun's black face, his mouth grew longer and longer, fangs came out of his mouth, his thick hands completely turned into huge bear paws, and the claws on his fingertips were like five steel hooks.

The originally elegant middle-aged man completely turned into a huge bear demon with black hair all over his body in just a few seconds!

Xiong Shanjun's sudden change frightened me back again and again, and finally sat down in the innermost corner of the room.

It's really not that I'm useless, it's not that I'm timid, anyone who can stand still in front of a three-meter-tall black bear is either a fool or a fool.

My God, when I saw General Yin in Shuangchaling, I thought that tall tiger spirit was ruthless enough to be bullish, but now look at Xiong Shanjun, it's not a grade at all!

No wonder General Yin will be respectful to Xiong Shanjun, even if he has the physique of General Yin, when he meets Xiong Shanjun, he will only be hanged and beaten!

I don't know if the white fat man who was walking with Xiong Shanjun at that time was just as powerful.

Xiong Shanjun walked towards me with slow and heavy and powerful steps, it's over, this time it may really be over, I wasn't eaten last time, I guess I won't be able to run away this time.

I didn't say those words to stimulate him if I knew this, the dog jumped over the wall when he was in a hurry, and I really don't know what will happen to this bear when he is in a hurry.

What do you think I can do, and I turned into an elf to come and look for the robe in person, how good it is for me to honestly let the group of greedy monks serve in the Guanyin Monastery, Sun Wukong will naturally have a way to get the robe back.

Alas, do you think I'm too pretentious, but I'm asking for hardship, and I'm stupid to throw myself into the net, and I can't do my best to provoke that bear demon.

Alas, no matter what, this huge bear demon is less than two meters in front of me, and people can trample me to death with one foot if they take another step forward, not to mention Sun Wukong, even if Guanyin Bodhisattva comes, he can't save me. There are so many gods and Buddhas in the sky, which one can manifest and save my life!

Just when I had completely given up closing my eyes and waiting for death, a little demon suddenly shouted outside the door.

"Newspaper, my lord, Ling Xuxian Elder has come to congratulate him on his birthday, and he is already in the foyer. ”

Xiong Shanjun took a deep breath, and the huge bear body changed back into a human form in a blink of an eye, the clothes on the upper body had been torn, and Xiong Shanjun's upper body was exposed, and the dark and explosive muscles reminded me of Kuhlman, the black bodybuilding champion in the United States.

Call...... No matter who Ling Xuxian is, his visit saved my life, God bless, I don't know which immortal is so effective, Amitabha Hallelujah, thank you in advance.

Xiong Shanjun said to me coldly: "I'm going to grieve the elders for a while." ”

Then Xiong Shanjun ordered the little demon to gag my mouth, tie my hands and feet, and lock me in a small room next door.

It is said to be a room, but after all, this is a cave renovation, many places are connected by fine holes in the stone, and the small room that closed my room and the outer hall of the second door are only separated by a wall, and two feet from the ground on the wall, there is exactly a hole the size of a child's fist, sitting on the ground, I observe the situation outside through the hole.

Xiong Shanjun, who had already changed into a new suit, invited the Ling Xuan Immortal who came to celebrate his birthday into the outer hall, and I have actually seen this person!

Previously, Sun Wukong killed a white flower snake spirit who turned into a scholar, and at that time, in addition to Xiong Shanjun, who was the first to escape, there was another person present, and it was this Taoist priest!

This Taoist priest is also in human form at this time, I can't see what kind of essence he is, but things can be gathered by like, and Xiong Shanjun must also be demons and the like, including the Jinchi Elder of Guanyin Zen Academy, although he is not a goblin, but his mind is not right.

Although I was tied up at the moment, I just escaped death, and my already desperate mood has also changed, it seems that my life is still very hard, and there is still a good hope of escaping, after all, I still have an apprentice of Monkey King outside.

I am anxious in my heart, and I don't know where my precious apprentice has gone, whether he has already gone to invite Guanyin Bodhisattva, if you come, come quickly, Xiong Shanjun may have to make me into a birthday cake to greet this monster Taoist, and then you can only go to the thatched house to find me if you want to find me.

I used to look at that Taoist priest and felt like a master in the world, but now I look at it again, this demeanor, this temperament, this speech and demeanor, is not worse than the Tai Bai Xing I have seen before, and with this Batu Cave, it is originally a fairy cave mansion, at this time I even think that he is a certain immortal in the sky.