君が知らないマダオ[6]

Also known as Du Gong's reason for not coming to update. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

This column was contributed by the friendship of the name and the line.

About author:Song Gong, a connoisseur of gutter oil.

During the four years of studying in the mecha operation department, in order to study gutter oil in depth, Song Gong never ate a meal in the cafeteria, but solved it on the roadside and at the gutter oil package stall in the canteen.

Song Gong successively published blockbuster papers in the internal journals of the college, such as "Research on the Supply Prospect of Imperial Gutter Oil Raw Materials", "Analysis of the Impact of Gutter Oil on Energy and Environment", and "Discussion on the Development Status of Gutter Oil and Its Industrialization Direction", and won the first prize of the Comic Literature Award on the same level as the three awards of Lu, Mao and Ba.

At the same time, Song Gong is also a food lover.

With the support of Du Gong's diligent provision of raw materials, Song Gong made a unique and delicious meat dumpling, which was all the rage and won the position of the god of food.

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Its twenty-one.

I routinely raised the knife to urge the change, but after I entered Du Gong's rudder, I found that Du Gong was staring at the screen intently, and there was a blank word document in front of me.

I didn't think I should disturb Du Gong, who had already entered the state, so I went out and went back.

After a few rounds of Three Kingdoms, I went to urge the change on a whim, but Du Gong still stared intently at the blank document on the screen.

I didn't think I should disturb Du Gong, who had already entered the state, so I went out and went back.

After playing a few rounds of mahjong, I went to urge the update on a whim, but Du Gong still stared intently at the blank document on the screen.

I didn't think I should disturb Du Gong, who had already entered the state, so I went out and went back.

After a few rounds of fighting the landlord, I went to urge the change on a whim, but Du Gong still stared intently at the blank document on the screen.

I swung my knife and slashed at Du Gong.

Why? The reason is very simple, Du Gong forgot to press the boss button this time, and the notification bar revealed a famous player who had died in battle.

That day, Du Gong did not update because he only had half of his head left.

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Its twenty-two.

Du Gong is a person who is greedy for appetite and nitpicking.

Taking noodles as an example, I have never paid attention to the thickness of noodles and the steps of cooking, but Du Gong is very careful.

When you enter the Lanzhou ramen shop, you will seek a clear and two white, three red, four green and five yellow, with a wide width on Monday, leek leaves on Tuesday, two fine on Wednesday, and a fine capillary on Thursday......

When entering the Hunan noodle shop in the lake, he shouted to lightly pick up the two-breasted soup and cross the bridge to increase the weight......

Me: Where did Du Gong's miscellaneous learning come from?

Du: Naturally, it's a daily accumulation.

Me: There must be an opportunity to accumulate such things that you don't usually come into contact with in your daily life, so where do these many opportunities come from?

D: Wait for me to demonstrate.

Du Gong took out his mobile phone, searched for beef ramen, and then started from the encyclopedia, jumping all the way, going through a leap road of Lanzhou, baked cakes, flour gluten research, wheat cultivation in South China, black horn disease, Mendelian genetics, the glorious period of European science, and finally until the analysis of the origin of the universe.

Me: Eat noodles, you'll have to go to the code later.

Du Gong stared at the mobile phone, and did not raise his head: Don't be in a hurry, don't worry, stop the update today, and say to the reader that I am taking materials.

On that day, Du Gong's seven orifices were all poured with chili oil and were not renewed.

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Its twenty-three.

Du Gong's dormitory is known for its martial style, which is easy to use for soldiers.

The cake is good at nunchucks, the Lu minister is double iron crutches, the middle man dances the baseball bat, and buys the finger tiger and the throwing stick, and there are a number of ten hands.

Only Du Gong was bare-handed.

Me: You see, the three of your roommates all have blades by their side, although Song is not talented, he also has knife drawing skills and Japanese long knives with him, why don't Du Gong choose to practice with a weapon in hand?

Du Gong sneered: This group of rats, buying a bunch of blades, getting one, and taking out another one to get it, and getting it around, is not a means of killing.

With only a pair of iron fists, I can teach him to beg for mercy.

When the three of them were there, they were all stunned, and after some promotion, Lu Gong took the lead in attacking.

Lu: There is no basis for what you say, can you dare to try my crutches?

Du: Heh, I can't help myself.

After saying that, Du Gong's left hand reached out, like a wild dragon taking a pearl, and in an instant, he snatched the crutches from Lu Gong's hands, and rejuvenated the iron crutches out of the crack.

Lu Gong's face was as white as paper, and he immediately served on the street.

Middle: Lu Gong is just careless for a while, can you dare to try my stick?

Du: I don't expect you to make such a vulgar statement!

After that, Du Gong's fist was like electricity, hitting the head of the male bat, the hollow inferior bat immediately shattered, and the aftermath of the fragments was immediately served.

Pie: Do you dare to try my nunchucks?

After that, the cake man played a stick technique, and for a while the wind whistled in the room, and the stick tip swept down the plate like a python, and then hit the unspeakable place of the cake man!

The cake was paralyzed, and Lu Gong and Zhong Gong were carried to the male department after the completion of the service street.

Du: Hmph, the ants in the cave will kill themselves.

Me: Du Gong dares to try my long knife?

Du: Your sword of broken copper and iron is vulnerable, how can it match the iron fist of my proletariat?

After saying that, Du Gong raised his fist intent, and then a rune paper on Song Gong's knife instantly turned into golden light, and suddenly suppressed Du Gong.

Me: Are you a waste of fame when you break demons and exorcise evil spirits?

There were only two words written on the rune paper.

More?

Du Gong's face was resolute, his right hand covered his left fist, and he shook it suddenly, clicking: Brother Song, I just used too much force, and my finger bones were broken!

So, that day, Du Gong was sealed in the demon suppression rice cooker and was not updated.

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Its twenty-four.

The actors of this short drama all have a four-character nickname, all of which were taken when the mecha operation department was studying, such as the five dragons holding the pillar of the cake gong and the heart of Lu Gongchun. However, Du Gong has no discipline, he has lost everything, his performance is diverse, and it is difficult to complete the four characters. Song Gong was also upset by this.

Me: Du Gong is changeable, how should he be summed up in four words?

Du: I don't want four words, but the two words are always new, in order to show the meaning of advancing with the times.

Me: Good.

So Du Gong used Du Boguang, Du Zhiping, Du Wuhua, Du Zhonghe and other bandits to commit crimes, and they were constantly changing.

I once raised a knife to urge the change, and saw that the door of Dugong's dormitory was locked, so I called him.

Du: I am Du Tengjia, who is coming?

Me: Song Huo killed.

The door didn't respond, it seems that the code is wrong.

I stepped aside and watched the others call.

Du: I am Du Rende, who is coming?

Cake: The bread roars.

So the cake man entered.

I tried again.

Du: I am Du traitor, who is coming?

Me: Lu Tianxiang.

However, the door did not respond, and it seems that the law of question and answer is not cooperative.

Du: I am Du Balance, who is coming?

Medium: Medium self-denial.

So Zhonggong entered, so I tried again.

Du: I am Du Guose, who is coming?

Me: Lu Guzheng.

However, the door did not respond. It seems that the law is not the same force.

Du: I am Du stargazing, who is coming?

Lu: Lu Tieqi.

So Lu Gong got in, and I quickly followed behind.

Under the questioning of the knife, Du Gong said the key to the problem.

The three princes in the land cake are all beginners who can only play the standard pack, so the code will never come from the expansion pack.

On that day, Du Gong was sent to the hospital with a throat cut with the Three Kingdoms Kill card, and there was no update.